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Dodoatirice i dey follow u bumper to bumper

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We die here

Pastor James(Dodoatirice) come and preach oooo...


Happy Sunday to you all....

dodoatirice:
I went to a pastor in my area and narrated things to him.. from A to Z. He then gave me a space in the church to stay while he secured an appointment with the family members. Pastor came through, took me to then, i confessed my sins and the mourning for my mum started again afresh after i got the words out of my mouth.. Olori Ebi so angry then used a cutlass to pursue me out of the house and as i was running for dear life, i saw him cursing and banishing me from the family as i ran. I got to a safer distance, looked back and the ever standing olori ebi was on the ground, in a pool of his own blood. One bike guy rammed into him so bad, the shock and loss of blood. Okori ebi was no more.. seeing what happened from where i stood and how people gathered him and were trying to apply first aid, i knew they’d come for me. I stopped a bike and let him whizz me away. I’m so sorry! The next morning, pastor informed me that Olori Ebi didn’t make it and he was gonna be saying other things.. i just left him standing there. I had to run again, i ran.. i left Ikotun that same morning. I checked into a buisness center and decided to use their internet to trade the btc i left in my wallet. Omo i was damned sure it was the same password. E no login. I tried and tried and tried snd for security purposes, the website locked me out citing the need for additional information!!!! And for security purposes no way!! I had no cash elsewhere or in person. So officially i was broke. But till this day, Abayo still dey threaten me ontop the imaginary money him talk say i dey owe am or anywhere wey i see mad person or people, i gat run or else, if na woman, dem go claim say i Bleep dem no pay.. if na man werey, them go claim say i dey owe them or i collect their wife.. I basically became a fanny magnet that attract mad people to myself.

Its been 3 years, i lived on the very very very fast lane and i crashed very hard. No home and no family, the whole world living in and with vanity.. had i known!!

“Five naira, ten naira na money”
for my hood like this now,
i be celebrity beggar
I dey see so many things.

Thank you everyone..
The End of the Very End.




You’ve not seen the last of me.
Now lets get this thread bubbling.
Dodoatiricetwo is preggie so i have to continue the piece.
https://www.nairaland.com/6899713/chronicles-pastor-ordained-himself

Wooooowww...

You really did a wonderful job Brodaman...

Am very proud of you...

More white thick water to ur gbola ....

My regards to ur preggie B M.. wish her safe delivery....


Wish u could twist the plot once more...

Anyways make we go light up the next thread...

Dodoatirice and Dodoatirice2 have been banned again till tomorrow Evening...

Please remember them in your prayers

amzee:
No be everybody go get money for this life.

Lolsssss....

Na as u reason am sha

Anti spam bot don serve king dodo and queen dodo another ban ....

Till Tomorrow Evening before e go expire

Problem no just gree finish....

dodoatiricetwo:
Nairaland mods and controversy.. how can i be spamming my own thread?

Guys they banned dodo

Problem no dey finish for dis NL.....

Sha no worry dem go still lift am....

Epeegee:
Comrade no bring violence o,Abeg nah play o,but he dey mention my hood,

Bossman i come in peace

Epeegee:
Tell us the name of your family House,I wan know who u be today today,all this place nah my hood inside Ikotun


Lucifer 03 noSalary squad inside Ikotun

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You go wait tire

uthlaw:
DSC7
Bukolaberry
Hungerbadoo
Haakeem
Rick9
Athemisia
Marvellously
Success1991
Jaydasilva10
Zeel007
Young brymo
Quadri956
Abeg make ena start pack our chairs and canopies let move to CHRONICLES OF A PASTOR THAT ORDAINED HIMSELF!

Everything set Brodaman

Dodoatirice i appreciate all you have done

#TGIF

Bukolaberry:
like seriously, everywhere is set, chairs arranged, canopy set even pop corn and zobo dey available, yahoo boy story dey learn for that pastor mather, we don start the story since, you are all welcome DSC7 please usher them.

Athemisia:

If you are find guilty and convicted na bye-bye be that...

Nice one Dodoatirice.....

Abegggggg feed us more make we use dey pass this environmental

Wahala for who him judgement start inside dream ..

Nawaooo oo ...

Am just speechless sef ...