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#449...

justified19:
I stay in ibadan, I go to osun regularly..ede nd sometyms osogbo(cos frm ede to osogbo is less dan #100).. I av dated few babes frm osun #smiles

Baba u be boss oooo....
Wetin be dia name and wia den reside?

spixytinxy:
ose jare padi mi to sure, osun it is den

You re welcome...

justified19:
chicks dey osun.....and just lyk d tfare, d chicks arent expensive too. lol

lollll...who say they re nor expensive?...

The Osun chicks are the only item for Osun that's not cheap...



BTW: are you staying in Osun ni....

Kbs468, i no dey act anybody script oooo....
BTW: Is there any crack in the wall of your home?
Pweudzy(Your 1st or 2nd or 3rd wife is no where to be found-Kindly tell me which number she is).
Spixytnxy (your 4th wife and mother of your twins is seriously fighting tough....
Olasum(your wife's friend you had secret affair with has denied you publicly and tendered her unreserved apology to her friend...
mschubby (your latest wify has been on and off from home)
And you re planning rough with my own sister, my Missworld plus amodu's target swetiey...
Now I can confidently say that your marriage has been a hit back to back; From pweudzy to Spixytnxy to Olasum to mschubby yet you re not satisfy...ko ni da fun iyalaya ojukokoro...responsibility ti take over...

Jamesdman,tnks for the words...
Of course,I will advice you pick Osun over Ibadan anytime any day....especially if you re planning big after your NYSC,Osun will avail you the opportunity to save up for that as all items are relatively cheap...moreover,fine chicks self dey for Osun ooo(especially Osogbo)...

spixytinxy:
Dedicated to biotechshola, nd my padi/iyawo Olasum















ose jare padi mi, it really helped, if u r to pick between oyo nd osun, which one wld u pick, state ur reasons (10 unit course) lol, Sebi na mouth u tk dey come since all dis while, d twins r lookin forward to seeing u

Of course...I will advice you pick Osun over Oyo cause everything to live a normal big gal life for NYSC year is here!
Don't worry, I will come and see them.... na my hand full....

LogoDWhiz:
Greetings Sire!
Amin o

Ameeeeennnnnnnn

This is Olasum sha...Olasum that left me and went with Kbs468 How re you doing?

spixytinxy:
Jhaaaa , somole ke, kbs behave ursef oooo

Yes, e so mole oooo....


Guess you missed the comprehensive production I did about Osun state and some other states that other PCMs did earlier on this thread (can't give you the page no now)...
But the summary has been said by my brother biothecsolla (will stillbfind time to come and visit you ooo,halleluyah estate abi)..
Osun is peaceful
Osun is poor
Osun is dry a little
Osun govt might not pay you.
Osun standard of living is low...(Accommodation,food,transportation and other things are very cheap)...
Osun has so many handsome Bae....
Osun social life is coming up small small...

#Does this help a little?

Just felt u should share this article.


HARD ANALYSIS:

Divide your SALARY by 30 days and see what you get (i.e. the number of days in a month and see the funny thing about your salary plan).

For example,
(1) An average level-12 worker in the state government civil service earns NGN 60,000.
**** And this translates to NGN 60,000÷30= NGN 2,000 every day. This is LESS THAN the amount made daily by an AVERAGE HAWKER in the city.

(2) A freshly EMPLOYED GRADUATE BANKER in most NIGERIAN BANKS earns an average of NGN120,000 monthly.
***So everyday, you get NGN120,000÷30= NGN4,000 as the daily value for your work-life. By implication, this is LESS THAN the amount earned DAILY by an AVERAGE DRIVER in d city and in some villages.....

(3) If you are a FRESH GRADUATE EMPLOYEE in some oil companies, you earn an average of NGN300,000 monthly. So in a day your WORK-VALUE is NGN300,000 ÷ 30= NGN10,000
**** This is LESS THAN the daily amount earned by an IRRIGATION FARMER supplying vegetables to Lagos MARKETS, a TIPPER CAR DRIVER supplying sand for three BLOCK INDUSTRIES and CONSTRUCTION SITES just 3 times a day and DRIVERS of DANGOTE TRUCKS who have bought off the trucks at scrap value and are using them to convey products between villages and the cities for just five business owners.

--------->>>HOPE BY NOW, IT IS SINKING IN, RIGHT?

And when there is an ISSUE in the FAMILY that requires FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE, the DRIVERS, HAWKERS and the rest are looking up to you with a WHITE COLLAR JOB.

(4) If you are an NYSC MEMBER, you DON'T need to be told that:
*****NGN19,800÷30 = NGN 660 is your worth on a daily basis.
I hope you know that PURE WATER SELLERS who own a shop, a pepper soup joint and a small TOYOTA COROLLA car to distribute pure water to five restaurants earn MORE THAN you & WHEEL-BARROW PUSHERS working on contract for three warehouses probably make MORE MONEY than you EACH DAY

............
Wake up and be more productive. We should be more proactive, create room for more income and strive to diversify our streams of income.

The earlier you wake up and smell the coffee, the better for you......

Someone right now will say this analysis is too ideal to be true but take your time and do it, you will grasp the crux!!!

STOP waiting for the Government to feed you, feed yourself and help the Government feed others. That is where we are in this age....
DO have an Entrepreneurial mind ahead!!!
Copied....

Kbs468:
So you want us to replace baby Imade with 'Kiss' in our own drama baa?

eh you this man...what is your problem with my sister nah....my only Missworld! Warn yaself oooo


Spixytnxy, Olasum and mschubby ewa mu oko yin so mole oooooo

....

#444....A unique page

Dedicated to everyone... most importantly, to Kbs468 whose marriage is about to be hit back to back...

AirstarKane:
If you've paid convocation fee,you don't need to pay any money again cos I guess certificates should be ready. My faculty own was ready on d convo day but I got there late. That's d only reason I will be going to ife+you will be submitting your ID card to get the certificate.

sweetheart,good to have you back....
the koko be say, I don't want to submit my ID card,therefore I don't want to collect my certificate now until after service which means I will be needing SOR plus the ID card for the camp registration.
Do you get that?...
cc
Sent4rina
biothecsolla
tellasola
horexy
ayosco
rebirthiix
etc...

*Grabs mic*
*In low tune*.....singing....
#Goodu morning sir,mo dupe pe mo gbeyinbo ooooo...
Goodu morning ma,mo dupe pe mo gbeyinbo oooooo




A very beautiful morning to all PCMs in the house...
Special greeting to all my Greatest ife pals: Sent4rina, Airstarkane, biothecsolla, tellasola, ayosco, rebirthiix,horexy and all those I can't remember their monickers.
Greetings to My Missworld... Sweetie, how was your night!
Greetings to the president of this great republic, LogoDwhiz....
Kbs468 and his league of wives,I greet you all....
Olasum,where is your tent now?Please let's know...
Amodu, my personal person....
Oga yanabasse, I hail you sire...
And every other person I fail/do not remember to mention his/her monicker, i greet you all good morning!
Gbogbo yin laki,mi ni olodi kankan


Let's have a stress free and fun filled day ahead...



MARCH a gbe wa oooooooo...

Kbs468:
Thanks ur Majesty but I know that the message was coded to delude Spixytinxy of the koko since she seems to be the most vocal of others by the way.

Yes Sunderland is in trouble tomorrow as we are determined to win the MOST PRESTIGIOUS FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION CUP IN THE WORLD-THE ENGLISH FA CUP for keeps as we want to get it for the 3 straight time this season as also corroborated by petr cech that he loves and cherish playing in the Wembley stadium where he has been decorated 4 times before while playing for Chelsea.

But my particular point of interest is that Alexis Sanchez will be missing in action as well as in our EPL match against Liverpool on Wednesday night. A calculated decision to make him recover fully to unleash the beast in him against Chelsea on the January 24th as well as against FC Barcelona in the champions league match on the February 23rd and the return leg 3 weeks later

all I can see is day dreaming and fantasy clouding!

Oluwanimoduroti1:
Good Evening guys!

Mrs oluwanimoduroti1, awwayu?...it's been long ooooo

amodu:
For ur mind
The seal don commot for Olasum's face

Tell me..ring it into his ears...

Kbs468:
You mean you had no valid ID card through out your stay in skul? Atleast if Even if it is once that you were given in a particular level, it doesn't matter at all because it will be the same thing with your colleagues, so there won't be any cause for alarm

lol...is that possible?.... she will definitely have now...
me self na part 3 ID card even dey my hand, I no renew am since then! #No time to check time, aye o po...

horexy:
Dunno if I should suspend my certificate collection til after NYSC cos of ds ID card ish!

PCMs who av collected ur certs, come in here pls.
How ar u gonna sort ur ID card ish?

I will advise you do so cos that's exactly what am about to do.... certificate can still be collected after service but the ID card is very important for camping!
BTW:Where do you stay?

Kbs468:
Haaaaaaaa! Don't pity me oo but Olasum because the way I will handle are tonight in the subject of bedmatics will make her to come back to you guys and confess

my Oga,is reading simple English you problem again ni?
She emphatically said it twice that she's not with you....
Spixytnxy, Olasum has drop him ooooo....but my guy is day dreaming

horexy:
Ok...bt wat of d issue of skul ID card?
U av to submit ur ID card b4 collecting ur cert o

exactly the point....

horexy:
Is SOR stil needed for NYSC if u already av ur certificate?

Sweetie! I want to get that it because of the clause that "ID card is needed in camp"...
Recall that, submit ID card= Getting Certificate.
Do you get that?...

rebirthiix:
no idea bout the amount.... bt i tink d money is d only needed thing... d rest are jst stresses of movin frm one office 2 anoda

Aiit tnx jawe....
u nko, u've collected yours?

Kbs468:
I KNOW SEE ANYTHING OO BUT YOU ALL HAVE CHIN CHUM CHIN

TAKE A LOOK AT HER POST AGAIN AND YOU ALL WILL SEE THAT Olasum darling actually finished Off with

#lolz
#smiles

Meaning it's a publicity stunt to draw a new round of attention to our sweet fledging romantic love affair after she went abroad on holiday and tourism actually and not that she meant replying DTOBS's query oo
cc
MissOyin
DTOBS
amodu
Spixytinxy
Mschubby

hahahabHa
see this man oooo
oga I pity you

To all my great ife in the house!
Please, I want to go to school for SOR on wed!Has anybody done that here? What are the things I will be needing? How much will it cost me?
cc: Sent4rina
Airstarkane
tellasola
biothecsolla
rebirthiix
ayosco...

rebirthiix:
tru talk bro ! bt anytym anyday faj over awo 4 me.. anywhere d chics can enter freely is super ok wif me

Says who?Awo annex over Faj for me anytime any day.... Every ladies dream hostel for their men..

Olasum:
what's that

Spixytnxy will understand that!!!!!

Olasum:
Thanks D, missed you though
# I am not kbs wife, I just dey pity my friend (spixytnxy)
# That's nice, she deserves the break and ehmm, I didn't steal anybody's husband oo
# He isn't my husband, I just dey pity my friendship
# Same here, house don tire me
# Heard about it too
# lolz
# Smiles

Lollll
Spixytnxy, you need to see this....Olasum said something interesting oooooo

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MissOyin:
Thanks bt me jst passing

issorait oooo....

MissOyin:
Hmmm, jst passing by oooo

My Missworld, oya branch and take something chill ooooo

rebirthiix:
lol naso castle of great men . actually i stayed in town tho i stayed in faj durin pt1 days... so i can say i rep faj.. headqrter of oau *swagizzm

Eyin ti fajuyians...Eyin omo mummy
always perceiving indomie,rice and spaghetti aroma anytime i pass through that hall unlike my awo wey be say na burnt beans day and night
Of the greteast ife, if you have not pass through OAU,you haven't finish your uni education
Airstarkane, Sent4rina, ayosco,biothecsolla shey na lie?