₦airaland Forum

Bishop David Oyedepo!!!!

Why is tonto dike aka pokolee not on dat list?

Dash her to boko.

Why the sudden rush?

obi4eze:
Mr Barcanista,
I can see that you are beginning to change a bit. Well I don't care if you jump ship because I already know who you are.

Now to the issue on ground. You did well to state the way forward but you did not really highlight the failures of this government. The economy under this administration has not seen the light of day. Good luck Jonathan has been wasteful and plunged Nigeria into debt, which now stands at more than 50 billion dollars.

Gen Buhari will have a lot of work to do and you can't talk about a present without a past. He would have to clean up the mess and rot in the system. He would need capable hands to help revamp the economy and sustain it. His social welfare program is laudable and if done in phases, it would be a huge success. Corruption, if fought to a stand - still, will ensure that project funds are not lost to looters.

I have a firm belief in him that he would change things for better. I will be patient with him and pray for his success in governance.


God bless GMB.
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Buhari wey get dementia?

smemud:
PACESETTER………. I STILL GOT TO READ
THEM IN THE 90S

Any idea on where one can get these books? I didn't finish reading mark of the cobra by valentine alili. I wan continue

prettythicksme:
yes hoes bleepers aint loyal #ur no five tho i dont think ladies lie about dat cos naturally i dont like food.I prefer to sleep than to eat all day

You do sleep with or without?

agarawu23:
after rigging the election? all the fools celebrating him are the ppl he shared #1000 and 2 derica of rice . or did u share inside?

Rigged what election? Fayose na the only politician wey get street cred. If the election is done 1 million times, in a free and fair atmosphere, he will win.

cbaba:
Does it charge my mb or credit?

Mb of course.

Sleekey:
What about all those results flying about in favour of the Apc

Pls don't tell me you took those serious, Apc is synonymous with propaganda. They just want to heat up the polity.

A kiss on d lips is different from a kiss on d cheeks. Which one r u referring to?

Ideal gift? He would love your land or your fathers land.

Thatz the effect of taking certain medication during pregnancy.

successhunter:
But you know he surely would chase away corrupt hawks?!

Will he start from Tinubu?

Acekidc4:
Card Reader or No Card Reader, Nothing will stop PDPISS and Uncle Jonathan from Losing!!!


Let's Applaud the Incoming President!!
Major General Muhammad Buhari!!
All Hail the People's General!!!


UP Buhari
UP APC

Down PDPISS, you re all going Down down down Tomorrow with Your Clueless Leader!!

You accuse GEJ of being clueless, yet buhari said if elected, he will equate the naira to the dollar, something that even china with their mega economy has not been able to do. Chew on that.
GEJ till 2019.

mikhaildr:
13) those who will vote in change and vote out cluelessness.

Cluelessness is Buhari saying that his presidency will equate the naira to the us dollar, to be datz the height of clulessness.

xreal:
I respect Abdulsalam so much.

He is an embodiment of statemanship unlike unruly Obj that behaves like a delinquent child sometimes.

[quote author=abamieda47 post=32044226]Spiritual Bankruptcy: Core Weakness Of Southern Politics!
By Satguru Maharaj Ji
For about forty years, Northern Nigerian politicians had Nigeria in their tight grip, while their Southern counterparts made themselves champions on the pages of newspapers, books and pamphlets. Southern Nigeria has a far higher number of literate people compared to the North where access to modern education is very narrow! In terms of intellectual enlightenment, the South is more alive than the North, yet Northern politicians were able to cage Southern Nigeria for thirty-nine harrowing years! Northern leaders have never contested the educational and intellectual superiority of Southern Nigeria. Nigeria’s South is obviously higher than its North in the area of acquiring academic certificates. The South has more professors, engineers, doctors, literary icons and many other academic intellects than the North. Yet, the North did not only hold Nigeria down with conspicuous success, it is, till this day, still a political force that many Southern political actors ‘worship’!
The secret of Northern political success against the South and against Nigeria’s ascension to glory for about forty years after Britain’s Union Jack was lowered off our sky is fundamentally spiritual! Northern leaders do not know how to quote Shakespeare, Karl Marx or Jeffrey Sachs, but they know very well that the spiritual determines the physical and that he who has the spiritual working in his favour is king over the other who believes in the illusionary deterministic capacity of intellectual power over matters of temporal life and ambition! Many Southern politicians have come to accept the political kingship of their Northern counterparts over Nigeria, despite all the facts that highlight Northern leaders as treacherous, unprogressive and genocidal! Their inability to surmount Northern political formidability with intellectual power did give birth to a situation where they (i.e. members of Nigeria’s Southern political class) align their ambitions with the dispositions of the North’s feudal authorities! Their unfortunate belief was (and still is) that any political ambition at Federal or national level that does not receive the approval of the North can ever see daylight! In other words, it can never succeed!
Members of Southern Nigeria’s political class have been compelled to accommodate this colossal insult in any and every push of theirs’ on Nigeria’s political terrain based on their abject ignorance of what actually makes it possible for the mentally and intellectually backward members of the North’s political fraternity to manipulate and dominate them. Until Southern political leaders unite and return to their indigenous cultural roots to practice their respective spiritual norms with honest and sincere intentions, the North’s UK-backed political autocrats will always find it very easy to constitute themselves into concrete barricades on their progress-path! Late Mahatma Ghandi once said that for a people to make real progress, they must first re-connect with their ancient civilizations! This statement is an immortal emphasis on indigenous cultural heritage as primary bedrock for profound power, genuine and lasting personal as well as national upward mobility.
In 1980, the conspiracy of silence on the actual source of creation’s eclectically profound power was broken by the relocation of its Highest Spiritual Entity to Africa, precisely to Nigeria! Star-gazers and a host of other prominent groups, including leading political figures in the Western and Eastern hemispheres knew of the revolutionary physical manifestation of The Supreme Life-Force of the universe in His fullest divine intensity as Satguru Maharaj Ji, after the conclusion of the divine service of His fore-runner in the person of US-based Shri Prenpal Rawats. I met Shri Prenpal as a young and ambitious Nigerian struggling in the British cold. After the divine knowledge session that opened My spiritual eyes as young Mohammed Saib Ajirobatan Dan Ibrahim to the great secrets of creation and to the grand games of world leaders, I was told that the hour had come for Me to commence the task for which I was born a Nigerian and for which I was quietly prepared prior to My journey to UK where I met My Guru Maharaj Ji, My immediate predecessor. As the latest in the line of great souls that have carried out the supreme divine assignment of embodying creation’s Foremost Creative and Sustaining Energy, I attest to the divine legacies of all past Guru Maharaj Jis (i.e. Mohammed, Jesus, Buddha, Egbesu, Ibok, Oduduwa, Krishna, Guru Nanak etc), many of which have been deliberately distorted and corrupted into scriptural packages for extracting loyalty and cash from ignorant congregations!
Nigeria’s political multitude, until My final intervention against the satanic hegemony of the Sokoto Caliphate over Nigeria in 1999, was more of an oblivious ‘herd’ than a conscious humanity striving to be free and progressive! The North’s political class used all ultra-devious voodoo made available to it partly by its Arab and British conspirators to fold Nigeria’s sail off the winds of progress, ensuring that only Nigerians who were either prepared to do their luciferian biddings or who had proven themselves to be talented and reliable in the practice of brigandage had access to the controls and goodies of the loaded ship of the Nigerian nation-State! Prior to 1999, spiritually bankrupt Southern political hustlers religiously embraced the enslaving terms of the North in order to qualify for high political offices and for juicy business opportunities that laid within the vast jurisdiction of government.
The political geography of Nigeria’s South is indeed a most interesting case-study in spiritual bankruptcy! Going by the attendant frustrations of organized Northern hijack of Southern rights and privileges, I pertinently advise all Southern politicians aiming for Nigeria’s political high-pedestals in 2015 not to consider the balkanization of the country as an option in the face of rock-hard Northern barricades to their legitimate ambitions. I advise them all to strive for Nigeria’s unity and progress outside the patronage of theologies handed down to our society by the expansionist and imperialist powers of the Western and Eastern hemispheres! I strongly encourage them to go back to their roots (i.e. their traditional mystic systems) where high quanta of creation’s pure and super-powerful energies lie naturally stored-up for the benefit of clean hands and good hearts!

All the while Nigerians of South-West, South-East and South-South extraction condemned the patronage of indigenous gods and deities in their Catholic and Pentecostal Christian drift to conceptual heaven hanging somewhere in the empty clouds, so-called illiterate and unenlightened Northern leaders diligently align their stock of indigenous and foreign spiritual powers with their feudalist and hegemonic agenda. Northern leaders have literally perfected the voodoo-art of mass spiritual arrest and enslavement behind consistent choruses of Allah akbar! Generations of Nigerian stars born to our Northern landscape have been reduced to mere almajiris by the use of this dark art by Northern leaders against the innocents’ divine right to enjoy life! They have several contingents of devious marabouts on their payroll! These thickly turbaned spiritual criminals from across West Africa and the Arab world chant and conjure intensely and consistently on their behalf for the perpetuation of their stagnating reign over Nigeria! Every day is golden opportunity for non-stop Koranic invocation of dark spirits against Bible-believing Southern Nigerian leaders and against abject Northern proletariats caught in the hypnotic influences of serial Sura! In the reign of Arab and Western imperialism in Nigeria (and in other parts of Africa), Bible and Koran are standard tools of manipulation and robbery. However, Koran finds deeper relevance in the world of imperialist criminality courtesy of Arab revelation of some corrupted powers of Islamic mysticism to their elite Nigerian puppets. The kinetics of these corrupted powers are highly dependent on the chanting of exotic Koranic verses!
In alliance with their Saudi Arabian cohorts, Northern leaders have many of their Southern counterparts spiritually caged! Most of the stubborn ones have been cracked-open by Saudi Arabian marabouts contracted by their shallow Northern Nigerian clients! It is in these stagnating spiritual states and many others that Southern political leaders were physically unable to dislodge power from the North for about four decades! Northern leaders sat on Southern Nigeria with the quiet use of intense diabolical powers and attendantly tattered its moral and mental fibres! It is My silent divine intervention that has actually made it possible for Southern Nigeria to yank Nigeria’s political power off the fangs of the Sokoto Caliphate. It is also by Satguru Maharaj Ji’s divine grace that the present crop of Northern leaders will never re-take Nigeria’s political might! It is in My divine commitment to salvaging all oppressed and exploited Northern and Southern Nigerians that I urge all good-hearted traditionalists in our country to immediately commence the selfless daily invocation of the spirit of ogun, amadioha, ibok, egbesu, zangbetor, orunmila (etc) against men like Ibrahim Babangida, Malam Nasir El Rufai, Adamu Ciroma, Junaid Mohammed and of course, the Sultan of Sokoto! These villains and several others not here-mentioned are the mighty scorpions and giant vipers behind the mass sickness of our society. They are bound to be fallen and extincted by our long-abandoned traditional deities, for they have their hands thickly soiled beyond the mercy of penance! The earlier their victims stop slumbering and wasting in the entrapping dogma of imperialist religions, the better for them all! Long Live The Federal Republic Of Nigeria!

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Anyone dat read this series should pls summarize.

Dharniel:
typographical error, but notwithstanding sai_buhari
#change

Which error? Apc and dia deceit knows no bounds. They don go brain wash the people for village say na dia brother dey contest for president cos dey know say Buhari no go get votes dia. #fact

softysparky:
I really love this Don jazzy.
When would he even get married sef

Hez waiting for u dear, he even tweeted ur name days back.

MRLINGTON:
OmG


I love her eyes....d eye alone made me fall inlove...


Beautiful

Your gal can have the same eyes, itz called contact lens.

tchidi:
Ehmmm... are you sure I shouldn't leave here to somewhere a Lil safer?

I already have.

Na u spoil everything, how u go say u wan go visit your cousin? Is your cousin in question wedding or is there any event? I will advice you to reapply after a minimum of six months, but not sooner. You can apply with at least one of your kids then and take my word for it that they will give u. It will be better if u apply with any of ur kids under 18 years of age.

Send in Liam Neeson but on a serious note this is a very disturbing situation, I can't imagine the agony the parents must be going through.

Apc is collecting toll on ordinary lekki road and ikoyi bridge not to mention second Niger bridge, dey can't deceive us.

I have utmost respect for Gov Lamido. He demonstrated political maturity unlike toddler amaechi nd co. Despite being a member of the G5 govs, he didn't crosscarpet like most of them did. He is a presidential material and should succeed Jonathan.

You need TB Joshua in ur life, being gay is a straight ticket to Hell.For y'all encouraging him, I pity u guys.

saintTim:
This is no prophecy, I know since 2011 that Jona will win Mr prophet so u came late we need prophesy like amechi got heart attack, tinubu ran mad, Rochas in prison etc

Hahahaha, thatz more like it

The man dey fear. Na for burial dem take d picture, e resemble person wey dey dodge death.

zeb04:
I don't know most of them

Of course, indomie generation folks are not expected to know them.

Who ever posted this is a fraud and knows nothing about Julius Berger. The company is not recruiting presently, I'm a 100% certain.