₦airaland Forum

Weah96:
He's polishing a turd and trying to pass it off as a piece of diamond. What are you saying, Sir?

I've also seen some radical snake charmers that work with real, venomous snakes. There is deception in art, believe me. TB Joshua is practicing magic, the cheap one.

Cheap magic you say? Others say film tricks another day I'll hear another one.
And till today no one has been able to expose him or do better.
His consistency for more than 20 years and the fact that his scope encompasses Mexico,Indonesia,Usa,Columbia,South Africa etc places you cannot easily bribe everyone
His testifiers include Drogba's father and brother, Onazi, 3 presidents of Ghana, Jim Iyke, zulu king,Limpopo King, consul general of poland,Tee mac omatshola Itsheli, camilla imberekpe, Cece winans,Kanu Google the rest .. people that you can't bribe or it will cost you millions to bribe...add all this big names plus the ones you'll get on Google that gave testimony in his church multiply by the bribe you think each will be paid and see how stupid it is to think what TB does is film tricks then add their flight cost to that
Now tell us how much you pay for offering is it from there he will get the money to settle everybody? And still have a more to donate to various relief organisations and give scholarship to thousands of people across the globe and aide Haiti?

If it is fake it will wash and TBJ is not washing
If he is evil how come your righteous prayers and that of the many of your kind have not been able to deliver him for more than a decade now?

My dad got testimony from TB J's church so I know he is real before that I had been watching him when he started newly I was little then and he had a beard and was very thin .. since then till date people have been saying he is bad yet he has kept on growing

Without adverts he fills stadiums in non English speaking countries
Google or watch on youtube TB JOSHUA Mexico / Indonesia/ Cali Columbia in this places he has been honoured by their police,community and various other organisations AND YET YOU COMPARE HIM to a snake charmer

As a total stranger on the internet allow me to give you advice
An adopted Chinese girl killed herself because of racist bullying
A white guy killed himself because "ugly black guys were getting white chicks" and he had no girlfriend
A retired methodist pastor killed himself to protest racism
A man who was fed up with his girlfriend's incessant Christmas shopping responded to her request for one more look around a mall shoe store by leaping seven floors to his death.

The 38-year-old, identified as Tao Hsiao, had been shopping with his girlfriend at the Golden Eagle International Shopping Center in Xuzhou, China, when she asked to check out one last shoe store.
A veteran, who was receiving $130 a month in benefits, reportedly had a suicide note. A gun was found next to his body, the report said. It was not immediately clear which branch of the military the man worked for, The Arizona Republic reported.
At the beginning of Arab spring remember the shopkeeper who burnt himself in protest of the government in power
I can go on but you have Google so look up suicide interesting stories Nigerians never commit suicide they are too scared to die except for one guy who burnt himself because of poverty
Enjoy

brainzdh:
Don't worry bro, you won't die. Death doesn't honour this kind of invitation, lolz. Well, we all have our stories but I'll advice you to keep hope alive and seek courage from your Holy Book.

Depression and self-pity will always leave you in a mess, (I've been there before) only YOU have to make the decision to get out of it. God's your strength!!!!

Not about your post but your signature did the seagulls tell you that?

Everyone write your genealogy.
When I'm done being great they'll start tracing mine and linking me to illumi but if Illuminati made America great and God and Man has not made Nigeria great till now is it not time we join them? Does it mean God cannot make a nation great? Or is it that we have ascribed God's work to illuminati and are giving illuminati credit for God's work?.

Space booked because I smell front page material
P.s what concerns Omotola

optimusprime2:
This Kim Kid is just playing his country like a playstation console SMH...

Everyone likes Play station

To the top with you

darnley16:
Green you are a nairalander? Cool not surprised tho

You shouldn't be surprised you are making waves here on NL

Why is everyone saying Adonbilivit nothing is impossible + they all know themselves

[color=#006600][/color]naija girls are too expensive and difficult and have attitude and they are not too fine you know how much you spend yet not even hug smh but surprisingly naija has a lot of brothels.
I suck at dating sha but I met this German chick plucked flower by the street gave her and that was all when I came back to naija I couldn't add her on WhatsApp I don't know how but she finally added me and the rest is history, at the time no one knew why I was learning German, she speaks English and German so do I but can't speak my native dialect well Lord have messi.

That moment when you realise $500 is 99525.0000 Nigerian naira.

FriedPlantain:
** Sense pass sense **
[b]
An American lawyer and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that Nigerians are so dumb that he can fool them easily..,....,. so the lawyer asks if the naija guy would like to play a fun game. The nigerian is tired and just wants to rest, so he politely declines and tries to catch some sleep. The lawyer persists and says that the game is a lot of fun "I ask u a question and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only 5dollars; you ask me one and if I dont know the answer, I will pay u $500.
As naija no be dull guys naau, this catches the nigerian's attention and to keep d lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks d 1st question "what's the distance from earth to the moon?
The naija guy doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out 5dollars the hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the omo naija turn. He ask the lawyer, "what goes up a mountain with 3 legs and comes down with four?
The lawyer uses his laptop, searches the internet and even the Library of Congress. He sends emails to all his smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After 1 hour of futile searching, he finally gives up. He wakes the naija guy and hands him $500. The nigerian pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going crazy not knowing the answer.

So he wakes the naija guy up the asks, "well, so what goes up a mountain with 3 legs and comes down with four? The nigerian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer 5dollars and goes back to sleep.



Friedplantain [/b]

Lol you are defending yourself

Bisanke:
Any woman deserves white wedding whether she's a virgin or not. If she wishes to have one it aint nobody's business. And yeah how abt if she was raped or she choose to have kids before marriage cause of some problem.

Any recent pics? Especially of the cinema there

I'm eating naaaa, op just made me abandon my food

how much is it?

David O.
Too Dey form rich
People errorniously think his father is a billionaire
He is bald also he looks like one of the turtle ninjas
He is also short.

Picture and price needed I'm in ph city

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What is a Gbm

Breaking News: Nigeria has not had 8 presidents and since obasanjo Nigeria had only Ya'adua and Goodluck
Let her step down she have tay there
When I become presido I will sack her and employ my mum.

look at them typing cowards faster than Ebola spreading, how many of you here typing cowards can take one AK47 and enter zambiza we know the employment situation of this country where jobs are incredibly hard to get most of them the soldiers are just there for the salary when they joined the military there was no boko haram and they didn't think there will be also until our air force or navy are tested with something similar to boko by air or sea we won't here of any cowards amongst them
the Lt col who earns N13.3M or the General who earns N16.3M per annum will not go to fight boko yet they take the glory meanwhile the average soldier who earns no more than N30,000 (when three long sleeves ln Jumia costs N20,000) should go and fight boko (if the soldiers die there are leaving behind a wife and 4 children on average will you typing coward take those children through university? or even secondary school or even cloth or feed them how many fatherless or orphans have you improved there lives.
p.s, I'm not encouraging cowardice
p.s.s, My mum is a police officer and one time militants or whatever group where shooting sporadically and on the phone we were hearing things unfold I was very young then and she just had my youngest bro so imagine if anything had happened to her you would not know no medal nothing just a flag on coffin at best then a long line at pension office for a 5 year pay off they may not give you what was she shooting for why were they shooting at them what was so important they couldn't resolve without killing we the children she left behind would never have known the people she died protecting would never have come to tell us thank you for what she did.
I later learnt they don't give female officers guns in naija and so female officers don't exchange fire I was relieved so much for Gender equality.

whyyyyyyy

lolllllllllll lwkm so they now measure people by bus two bus load of chibok girls three bus load of ministers etc this is crazy

Receding hairline Bald head at 19

Davido is not handsome every time he is showing us money he will not spend others don't snap with money but we can tell they have it
see his head like teenage mutant ninja turtles there own

limmo:
I dnt knw what I have done to deserve Dis from airtel but am just browsing for free 4 almost 3 weeks now. even scared to load recharge. anyone in my shoes?

now you are doing them when they do you don't complain they will soon start taking your airtime when you do nothing
recharge after the stuff has stopped working they won't do nothing it happened to me some weeks ago I downloaded an entire season of orange is the new black then in the morning it stopped browsing so use it wisely while you still can cheers

Scoanvideos on YouTube
Emmanuel tv

redsun: You are talking as if you have hot yam in your mouth,utter rubbish.

Ode for life. Only death will free you from fundamental ignorance. When it all turn dark and blank for eternity,you will be free.

I can't find your argument neither can I find your point you hopelessly ignorant buffoon

Endowment should be a reason too
any dude here seen Megan Good? I'm younger than her but she fine (she got married [to a preacher], her pic got leaked now I'm on to the next one)