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Ameachi The lion of Ubima needs reward

daniel9202:
the guy don miss local food eh... he wan buy am him self. he no wan complain

you must be Patrick from Sponge bob to type this
where has kaycee been living to miss local food?
is oil local food?

huh?!?

softysparky:
The balls, one must be longer than the other.

You know up to this detail?

Tylerblaze9:
You r high

Your life is way too low

emrain:
you can get a #50 insecticide, it works like magic. just drink it, it tastes great.

People who tried this method ended up in the hospital alive

nnamdiosu:
don't give up yet. I know of someone that can help u get better. pm me

Who?

SagePerv:
[color=maroon]Go to bed fuckard. You are drunk.[/color]

Not everyone is like you, I have never drank alcohol, yes we still exist.

AfricanApple:
eya, gooduck as you rot in hell, you will not be missed

Of course I do not intend to be missed people who are suicidal generally do not intend to be missed we stay isolated
Because of your kind I'm going on this unparalleled journey so much hate and wickedness too judgmental and egoist
What makes you think you won't end up in hell

kelvyn7:
if a whole Google can not answer u, who else can

People put things on Google so why not go to those people direct
Google is only smart cos people made it I've met the retailer he has no stock why not meet the wholesalers

LieDetector:
My condolence to your parents in advance. Idiota

They have three other sons they'll be fine in less than 3 months they'll have one less worry

YourMain:
Freeze yourself. Or inject yourself with a poison. Or overdose on heroin. Freezing yourself is supposed to be the nicest way to go anyways.

Btw, suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Just saying

You know problems never finish, once one is over another one pops up.
Heroine is illegal and expensive and many have failed trying to use this method
Freezing takes a long time before I'll be dead someone will find me + it's painful
Your suggestions were appreciated

How do I lay hands on any of these

Arsenic
Arsenic has been called “The King of Poisons”, for its discreetness and potency – it was virtually undetectable, so it was very often used either as a murder weapon or as a mystery story element. But that’s until the Marsh test came and signalled the presence of this poison in water, food and the like. However, this king of poisons has taken many famous lives: Napoleon Bonaparte, George the 3rd of England and Simon Bolivar to name a few. On another note, arsenic, like belladonna, was used by the Victorians for cosmetic reasons. A couple of drops of the stuff made a woman’s complexion white and pale. Just perfect!

Botulinum Toxin
If you’re watching Sherlock Holmes, then you’ll know about this one. The Botulinum toxin causes Botulism, a fatal condition if not treated immediately. It involves muscle paralysis, eventually leading to the paralysis of the respiratory system and, consequently, death. The bacteria enter the body through open wounds or by ingesting contaminated food. By the way, botulinum toxin is the same stuff used for Botox injections!

Cyanide
Now here’s one right out of an Agatha Christie novel. Cyanide seems to be extremely popular (spies use cyanide pills to kill themselves when caught) and there are plenty of reasons for this. Firstly, it is found in a great variety of substances like almonds, apple seeds, apricot kernel, tobacco smoke, insecticides, pesticides and the list goes on. Murder in this case can be blamed on a household accident, such as ingestion of pesticide – a fatal dose of cyanide for humans is 1.5 mg per kilogram of body weight. Secondly, it’s a rapid killer: depending on the dose, death occurs within 1 to 15 minutes. Also, in its gaseous form – hydrogen cyanide – it was the agent used by Nazi Germany for mass murders in gas chambers during the Holocaust.

Suicide is hard work but I'm sure it will be worth it

I want to commit suicide for no reason does any one have a system that is painless? I used Google and found nothing
Is there a punishment for suicide in the bible?
The world is already over populated don't tell me bu,llsh,it if you don't have a method fu,ck off and don't post a stup,id advice

I might be illuminati why you may ask?
Well I lost my smile (like Kanye) have lots of followers on social media (like my fellow celebrities) mostly wear black I'm 13th distant cousin thrice removed from Obama (like all other US presidents except one) =]Y
... For the full details check http://dublinscastle..com/?m=1

Today, I was sitting in the church, my friend invited me for a thanksgiving, and when it was time for offering, the offering basket was passed around. Despite d Pastor's charge for gud offering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out N50 from my pocket and dropped it. Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a N1,000 note. I smiled, how generous, then majestically I looked around and put d N1,000 in the basket and passed it on, then I turned and thanked d man seriously for being so generous. He replied "don't mention, be more careful next time, it fell frm ur pocket" Whaaaat!!!!!.......usher please wait! wrong transaction!!!!!!!!!

Arosa:
Sweden is not a hostile nation, so keep calm.

All that is needed is a hostile leader have you seen the weapons they have and the ones they produce?

In a better Nigeria this should be front page material.
But achievements by Nigerians are neglected by Nigeria(ns) they'd much rather view TB Joshua exposed or TB Joshua's secret revealed smh

T.B Joshua Has shown why he is ranked amongst the world's most influential people.
A recent clip from Emmanuel TV, the media arm of Synagogue Church of All Nations (SCOAN) founded by Temitope Balogun Joshua, has shown how he was received by citizens of the Central American nation of Mexico.

Locals were also ecstatic about T.B. Joshua's first visit to Mexico where he held a Miracle Crusade in Mexico City's  Aztec stadium -  third largest football stadium in the world on Friday, May 8 and Saturday, May 9 2015.

The footage uploaded via YouTube showed a crowd waiting to receive him as he arrived the airport.

The Aztec Stadium, which can hold well over 104,000 people, will played host to the two day event in the cleric’s first visit to Mexico.

the crusade was broadcasted live on Joshua’s Christian television station Emmanuel TV and was billed to begin from 10pm (GMT) on Friday.

an estimated 200,000+ people attended the two-day crusade, including dignitaries from 14 nations and several Mexican government officials.

Invited guests included nearly 30 family members of South Africans who tragically lost their lives in a building collapse at Joshua's church in Lagos in September 2014.

Joshua rounded off his visit by addressing and praying for over 4,000 pastors and leaders at the World Trade Centre in Mexico City on Monday May 11, 2015.

This is not a surprise as he has earlier filled stadiums in Jakarta Indonesia, Cali Columbia and else where

See more Stories at Dublinscastle.bogspot.com

How do you make a thread on NL

To the top with you

TheSonOfMark:

Amaechi should top any of such lists.
In one fell swoop, he lost the entire political structure in the SECOND OR THIRD RICHEST STATE IN NIGERIA, got villified as a sellout and became South-South's public enemy numero uno.

HE ISN'T EVEN ASSURED OF A SIGNIFICANT POSITION AT THE NATIONAL LEVEL JUDGING FROM THE RECENT SCHEMINGS AND SHENANIGANS BY THE NORTH.

Tell me ;which governor lost this much other than Rotimi 'Pawn' Amaechi?

Please excusé moi Ameachi did what was needed, have you forgotten so soon how 16 was greater than 19 in the governors forum? Have you forgotten how dame mama peace dragged mic from Ameachi during a speech?
Have you forgotten how bodyguards stopped Ameachi from greeting president Jona before presidents of Malawi and Liberia as well as the world?
Remember how military was used to stop him from leaving Rivers state? Have you forgotten how Rivers state government private air craft was impounded? And Ameachi was not allowed to fly out of the state.
Do you remember that Rivers allocation was cut?
Have you forgotten that Rivers state allocation was later seized?
You seem to not know that Rivers state oil wells were shared to Bayelsa and imo (imagine this the people of Soku are rivers people the Soku is in rivers state but the oil well in Soku belongs to Bayelsa state)
Ameachi wanted to demolish water front shacks which had heavy militant and cultists activities and we're all illegal guess what Mama showed up telling them he cannot do it
I can go on and on no state suffered more than Rivers under this regime, worse of all Jonathan attended school in Rivers he lived in Rivers for a long time and his wife is from Rivers so everyone expected he would do a lot for Rivers go to Rivers today and ask people to point out one thing Jonathan and his administration did you will find nothing he didn't do the refinery clean the waters improve standard of living nothing
Be gone with you Ignoramus get your facts right before plunging into arguments head first

Princessonelove:
That's his sister.

Apparently she said she is.

My fellow Nairalander what other lie is there to tell

tola9ja:
GMB TAKE A LOVELY STARE AT HIS WIFE


BABA IS PERFECT IN ALMOST EVERYTHING INCLUDING ROMANCE


#LOVEBUHARI

With a wife as fresh as that why not?

Akkord4gov:
I swear I fine pas Oshiomole but.....

These old people no gree give us the youth the opportunity to rule,they are also denying us the beautiful ladies we deserve.God will judge u o

May God bless you I thought I was alone in this line of thought.

jaydude:
Food for thoughts for oshiomoles wife... if her mother had married a man as ugly as oshiomole, would she be this pretty?

If her mother had married a man as rich as oshomole I don't think she would have found her way to oshomole. See it works both ways

Edo people Edo people

stevecantrell:
Go read your bible, it says God has handed the world to the prince of this world - these people are his children.
Satan took Christ to the top of the earth and offered him the whole world but he said NO. Mr Rothschild and cousins said YES !

Why then do we bother to be rich does it mean the righteous will be poor and must suffer all their lives and if so does that mean all rich people are the devils people and poor people are God's people If so why do we blame our government why don't we just relax knowing poverty is a sign that we'll make heaven #smh

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