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EllaD101: If both of u love each other, having a spare tyre is not necssary.

Lol. Love? Nowadays? Wey everybody eye dey shine. Love is a very scarce commodity.

@poster how do you mean 'should a woman?' N.a. only men dey permitted keep side chick? Well...I think they should because ordinary car get spare tyre n.a. human being wey no go get back up? Anything can happen so it's safer to keep someone on the side.

freecocoa: How do you people come up with all these? Like seriously?

Any girl who loves a man with a cold heart is sick in the head, Tah! Be you who, you treat me without respect I give you the boot, na today?

Y'all better learn how to differentiate real women from whores or girls who know not what they want.

Lol...Madam, all this one na for you. Most girls love guys that are disrespectful or treat them anyhow, its a fact! am a living witness. And it baffles me...y'all wish the loving and caring man and all...but how many ladies appreciate the loving and caring men?

suavelara: It finally ended in praise...all glory to God. Thanks to everyone on this thread andhthe other thread that crashed...konkluhun, duby91 and others...God bless you real good and may we all meet at the top...TRPS it is for me

Congrats...bless you too. Check ur pm

ROTFLMAOOO!! Dayum!!!

countsparrow: Airtel Nigeria... Providing bad services since 2002
I bought an airtel sim not long ago, after registering d sim and waiting for d stipulated time, I decided to insert the sim in my nokia fone, omo neva in my life have I seen all dis torchlite nokia fones restart, d fone keeps restarting from time to time, I tot d fone was faulty or sometin, after some few hours I reverted back to my Wonderful Glo, ALAS!!! D restarting stopped... Even der customer service representatives are so poor in handling issues, like they neva went thru training at all... I give up on dem... Even if I load 20naira and dem give me 10,000naira bonus... MBA!!! I no dey come back

Lmaoooo...dude ur funny.

LaRoyalHighness: Sorry and your place is inside the toilet.... I can't believe you are using the internet and reasoning like a poo.

Lmaoo...have mercy on him abeg *rolling*

sleemoon: On point bro... Somtyms I jst get angry wif my self... My gf complained dat am too quiet... Wen m in a group of frends, I prefer to listen dan talk.. My frens even fought me 1ce sayn I don't contribute... Well quiet or no quiet I love mylife .. And I think differently from d way ppl do... Dat alone mks me happy

You don't need to get angry with yourself, there are some xtics we have that are bad and some are good. just wonder why most peeps get irritated by it. Listening is one attribute i love and thinking differently...you see things differently and even the ones they didn't see coming.

DoctorAshley: am an introvert and i lyk being alone
i hate noise and partying
buh my family doesnt lyk it

Exactly...everyone just thinks there is something wrong. Everyone is different.

Richiy: Okay. I am not an introvert, but I just want y'all to know that some people appreciate and understand introverts. People like me. I even wish in my next life, I would come as an introvert. Many friends I have are introverts and I wouldn't have them less or more than what they are. Am a big fan.

Lol...u better be happy ur not an introvert. trust me, it could be frustrating. we just bottle it up and act like its cool. all that seclusion is depressing.

tunde1200: And by doing that can cause him problems one day. You will be sorry for him when he gets queries.

It depends on the nature of the kind of job the man does...they will use it to match the bills. some companies are cool so long u don't make calls of more than $250 monthly.

lynpetra: LDR is the best in Naija is good oooo as long as d communication is good.

Lol...good you say. it depends, for me i see it as a total waste of time for both parties involved.

Janetozi: congrate then, u have met 1 2day, u are No 2 on my manipulative list. I will suffer ur bank account & ur wallet will cry.

Next!!!

Story!

Janetozi: u no well! when i manipulate u, mesmerized u, u won't be talking about sex but money. U will spend on me until ur account becomes empty, then i will leave u.

Ah! Ur Jazz must be strong then. am yet to meet a lady that will separate me from my account unconsciously.

toogentle: Very big lol. During NYSC? How much were you receiving to give a girl 60k?

Lol. my brother its very big. was doing some little deals up and down. but not again

LOL! very interesting thread. For me i think its 60k, during NYSC. It was worth it tho.

calebo101: 450k for business investment and i'm reaping the benefits today, . Just a friend and not a girlfriend. Sometimes it pays to be nice.

Lool. Bros you were / are very lucky. just see it like that.

Akuko!!

teeo:
Yes duby, abi I lie. You sef zoom the nyansh check am Na.

LOL! u no dey lie. i dey office.

teeo: But the woman nyash no bad sha. Just saying

LOL!! Dude...

Burningstar: from what?

Wearing cloth or being sane.

Burningstar: What is she expecting to gain?

Freedom maybe

manny4life: I was about to ask same question, I thought "E" is for electronic, as in you still feel the passport pages...

My brother the thing tire me...i never knew u can feel anything "E" o...naija!! Unfortunately our "E-Passport" has pages and can be felt.

So 32 more pages huh? that's all...E-passport is it an online thing? but can be held still...like u can feel the pages?

Lol...nice one OP, my boss almost would have taught me a lesson, infact i carried last sef. there was this lady in the office and somehow we started talking and we kinda got close, my boss called me one day and was saying some things i really didn't take seriously cos i thought he just took the lady as his daughter...to cut the long story short, baba threatened me o! my eyes cleared after the threat. did a few findings and i found out the lady was already having an affair with the man. Mehn at first i was shocked but its part of those things...was just funny how i thought she was my friend and the man threatened to deal with me before he confronted me and she never even gave me a hint. In fact the day he threatened me she was laughing but me as a guy man i knew where he was going and what he was referring to. We thank God for his mercies sha.

Most importantly i thank God i didn't lose my job cos of a woman.

konklushun: Hey duby pls I sent u a mail. kindly reply biko it's urgent

Ouch!! just saw ur mail a while ago...sorry i was offline.

jennylove7575: of course they all are. I don't need to give u count. Poverty man pack ur load and go. I deal with ego owo, kudi. I don't care if the man is slowpoke as long as he is a confirmed ATM he will be my man...I wonder how all this poor men for naira land managed to get megabytes sef

So you're saying your dad inclusive is a very useless man and you brothers if you have any...That's your choice tho. i hope your not referring to me as "poverty man" ma'am?

I cannot date a lady am not ready to marry cos i don't have time to be switching gfs up and down like most guys do. i just wonder how some people date for 5years, 7years and in the end they quit the relationship. Btw how will you know if u can marry the lady in question before you start dating cos for most ladies the true character will come out when you actually start dating them, same for the guys.

jennylove7575: I don't agree with you. You can date a man for fun. You can date two men,One can be marriageable another one can be the one financing your need. Men are very useless so u cannot show any commitment to a man who has not put a ring on your fingers. I can not date a man who cannot care for me financially.

Hear yourself..."men are very useless" you say. how many of them have you dated?

freshness2020: goodnews for my main man Arkman....hope at last.
But Coordinator Rivers state Corpers, we are still waiting for our state Alawee Oº°˚˚°ºo. .. Since ♈όϋ guys refused us jobs let's use the one ♈όϋ re withholding to set up something reasonable! Time no D̶̲̅ε̲̣y abeg!

hehe! so u still dey wait for state allowee? which year?

LOL! I laugh in swahili. @OP nice write up, but any man who has all this attributes will be seen as a mumu sef. Btw how many ladies will see a man with all these attributes and marry him?