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[quote author=hipinnacle]To get tips, ideas and guide on answering the questions listed in the form; endeavor to checklist some answers to your own approach here; https://www.nairaland.com/1531444/do-it-yourself-youwin-3-business-proposal

it is a masterpiece and a guide. you can learn some business terms to use...Pls come and complete it.Your tips are time proven

elshanAutos: Sorry we can't agree on your price. The cheapest camry muscle I have is 1.2m,and that's because there's some fixes to be made in it. Thanks for your enquiries.

.ok,can you post the picture of the 1.2M muscle.ls it ninja used.Email :gukwenya@gmail.com.Thanks

elshanAutos: You're not a serious buyer. You're a nairaland buyer. Thanks.

.Haba,lam a serious buyer.l like the ride...it's my dream ride and would luv to have it if we can agree on the price.

can it fly for = N = 1. 15M .Serious buyer. Thanks

can it fly for =N=1M?Serious buyer

Thanks, but this ride is far too cheap for its class, even though it is ninja used. Are u sure that there ain't no problems with the gear and engine. Serious buyer

No doubt, this a great ride.What about the Fuel economy.Can it be mine for =N=950k. Reply ASAP

Does the car have any issue.Can it fly for 1.5M.

livingstoneony: pls die there....

People like you should be quizzed by the SSS&DMI.Having a death Wish for your President is not patriotic.Were you to be an American,the CIA/FBI would come after you for questioning.

sheryf01: Agro Traders Limited. A cocoa exporting and processing coy located in Akure and Apapa. This is one coy any hard working,young,talented individual should never associate with. They look for watsoever means to kill ur dreams,oppress u from growing and yet dump you even right before they got their fill. A terrible coy indeed.

.I live in Akure and gist have it that Agrotrader pay is good.lam planning to apply for a job with them.P.S How terrible are they and what's their pay like.

Highly hilarious thread.Keep them coming.

xtanburg: Pls, has any1 ever written their test?, Pls kindly assist with test format and what to expect. Thank U. Rili urgent pls

Pls,kindly send me the email addres u sent your unsolicited application to.l need a job badly.

Thieves in northen Italy broke into a Prison and made off with a safe containing thousands of euros in the early hours of wednesday,Italian media reports.The audacious theft occured shortly after midnight when the robbers eluded surveillance systems and entered the director's office at the prison in Pavia,near Milan,daily Corriere della Seqa said.Source:mobile.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSBRE98HOK920130918?irpc=932

Leemak: Religiously, I will say Agagu RIP but because of your corrupt practises while in power I will say RIHF(Rest In Hell Fire)

Agagu was one of the best governor in Ondo state.He did what he had to do.Personally,l like his swagger,he was just a jolly good fellow who bear no grudges against anyone.To u Leemark,don't judge any man.Do you no if he had made peace with his God before he died.All men are like fishes in the ocean taken by an evil net.Someday,we all gonna die and die we must die.Do u no the kind of death u wil have.Somebody has just lost a husband,father,g/father,breadwinner,mentor,confidant .Pls show so sympathy.

At God's mercy,l might talk like a sadist(don't might my spelling) but that's the truth.l no people who know people at d top.Auchi don't employ on merit.80% OF their staff are indigene.It is only in Auchi poly that u find a father,his wife,children,his brodas and sista working together.Do u get my drive?Now thats d truth.Federal xter is long dead and buried at auchi.U wil wait til Jesus comes b4 u get ur letter.And if u ever get one,l wil give 5thousand naira.Dancing azönto

kingdom of heaven,the ghost rider and ti oluwa nile.gr8 epic films

I call my wife;Tu-Tu Girl

Clerverly: Maybe jonathan wants to use him for 2015 . What Abubakar, obasanjo and Yar'dua couldn't do, retardeen has done it! Up Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetardeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!!!!

God punish you for disrespecting our President.

iam really interested in the lowbed.what's the model of the prime mover and bed.what is ur asking price?contact me * gukwenya@gmail.com

emmysenior: Where's the source or link.

Now that the source or link is been provided.
I am so vexed on the wake of this heart rendering news and I know most people will be pained also. Therefore, I have come up with some fake news to help release the stress.

Dear mods! I beseech you guys not to hide this post thanks.

BREAKING


Two passengers on a trailer died on the spot after a head on collision with an okada rider.

Seun Osewa cedes nairaland to the FG, says he fears for his life after series of threats from the 40 laptop attackers..

Christiano Ronaldo impregnate
Funke Akindele...

Lil Wayne features Pasuma in his
new single...

In another news, the devil has reiterated his desire to apologize to God. Says the evil that men do these days surprises him.


Eyinmba will sign Messi this
June...

Baba suwe to join Illuminati,

Beyonce in love with Terry G...

Primary school pupils in Imo state to
graduate at class 2...

Governor Amaechi seen on his kneels begging Mr president for forgiveness.

Federal University students to start
Putting on uniforms...

Obama claims EDO STATE as his
State of origin.

New Arsenal manager Samson Siasia once again affirms his commitment to the club.

Chris Brown surfers from blockage of the anus after eating Enugu state made okpa...

2013 world richest is Yuzedo of Nairaland.


Woman give birth to goat in the joke section of nairaland.

Fifa in a shocking move have recalled the super eagles to participate in the Conf. Cup semi finals saying their performance is once again needed to spice things up.

Abeg make una add una own.

Crazy and Funny!

@ adanny01,thanxs for the info.l will give your suggestion a trail and get back to you.

miqos02: how can they say he left nothing behind? how about the money he got from starcomms and de deons syrup manufacturer

How much ?

blink182: and the decision of God is to forgive you. He forgave you even before you sinned. There is no love greater than His love for us.

Poster I know you are either deeper life or belong to one of those churches that believe they can impress God with their deeds. Hebrews 11:6.

The problem with you people is that because you think you can observe laws you are better than those who can't observe it but you forget that we are no longer bound by law. Romans 7:1-13.

What we do when we commit sin both intentionally and unintentionally is offend God but we have an intercessor pleading day and night on our behalf Romans 8:34 and our lives is hid in Him colossians 3:3 when God looks at a Christian, He sees Jesus.

We are dead to sin, Christians can't commit sin and it has no power over us or the power to send us to hell Romans 6:11.

Let me tell you, there is only one criteria to be met as a Christian to make heaven and that is John 3:16.

We should stop all these nonsense and stop scaring sinners away from the loving Father who loves us so much that he even numbered the hair on our heads Luke 12:7

Even look at 1 John3:9 'No one who is born of God will continue to sin, because God's seed remains in them; they cannot go on sinning, because they have been born of God' but you forgot to let people read from the beginning of chapter 3 what John is saying is not that we should abstain from sin because it offends God but an affirmation of Romans 6:11. Dude, we are dead to sin, Christians can not commit sin.

What exactly are you even trying to say? That a smoker of 20years should stop smoking the very day he repents, is that even possible except through the Grace of God that delivers him of that demon.


PLEASE CHRISTIANS OUT THERE, DO NOT LET ANYONE INTIMIDATE YOU WITH HELL. IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS AND THAT HE IS THE SON OF GOD, NOTHING CAN STOP YOU FROM MAKING HEAVEN.

There are somethings that shouldn't be said to baby Christians because they will abuse it. This nonsense of trying to please God through dead deeds should stop and we should embrace biblical truth, the Holy Spirit (our teacher, helper, master, friend, healer-love You so much) and let Him show you all things.

.Beleive this at the detriment of your soul.The OP view is biblically correct.Salvation is earned thru faith in Jesus.The scripture says that we should work our salvation with fear and trembling.There is nothing like once you are saved ,u are saved forever.U ve to live a holy life thru the grace of God to keep ur Salvation.There are many churches that tells u that u can sin delibrately and that God understands that we r humans.Heresy!Wilful sin is a great abomination b4 God and all beleivers must abstain fr it.HELL FIRE IS REAL.Lets run away fr sin and strife towards perfection.

[quote author=God's Mercy]Please house, has anyone gotten any update on the recent interview?[/quote]Auchi employment is worst.FYI,recruitment has been concluded and the lucky one have been given their employment letter.4get thoes test u wrote.U might til Jesus come.U ain't gonna hear fr them.P.S.At Auchi,it is man no man.Merit is been long dead in their recruitment.

Gurus in d house,pls help me with this.l drive a Honda Halla.Changed the gear box last year(auto drive).E'thing was fine until 3months ago when l discovered that the D4 is not working properly.When selected, l would have to press the acelerator hard before it moves and when it does it drags on.Again,the D4 light is not showing on d dashboard.However, when engage in d1,d2 and d3,the gear works normally.l ve had the solenoid changed.What could be the problem

Pastor Kun: Thank God the girl as been found, to God be the glory and may his name be praised forever more.

PS: but why are these pentecostal churches always eager to give the credit to their leader Must every good development be seen as a marketing opportunity for their brand. One would have thought as christians they ought to give all glory to God as God does not share his glory with any man. Btw Oyedepo chasing the kidnapper with a sword in his dreams sounds occultic to me and not the way the holy spirit would operate.

Do you no the H/spirit enough to predict his operation.This is heresy of the highest order.Nobody can predict or claim to no d modus operadi of d Spirit of God.God can operate in diverse and strange ways.There is no manual on how God operates.lf u ve one,I'd like to read thru.P.S.I am not a member of winners chaapel.

@Op, Olusegun mimiko is performing very Well in Ondo state and should be in the list.

@Op, Olusegun mimiko is performing very. Well in Ondo state and should be in the list.

hay sal: DAMN she's so so UGLY nd CRAZY.....to think of d fact dat she z sum1 else's gf makes me wanna puke!!!!

Haba,l think she is very beautiful.she is a beautiful thief.l hope she does the right thg and return it to d owner.God made her,u ve no right to cal her ugly.

Segeggs: Where in the bible does it say christians should celebrate birthdays?mtcheew

Pls,where in the Bible says thay christains shouldn't celebrate birthdays?SMH

Wow! At 36,The Bull floated a bank employing hundreds of people.That got me really thinking.Otunba is a great man.l ve learn so much fr this write up and l hope to ve his biography when it is launched.