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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Heirs. Hoilding Aptitude Test Invite by Duke007(m): 11:30am On Oct 04, 2013

xtanburg: Pls, has any1 ever written their test?, Pls kindly assist with test format and what to expect. Thank U. Rili urgent pls

Pls,kindly send me the email addres u sent your unsolicited application to.l need a job badly.

Crime › Thieves Rob Prison Of Thousands Of Euros by Duke007(op): 12:20pm On Sep 19, 2013

Thieves in northen Italy broke into a Prison and made off with a safe containing thousands of euros in the early hours of wednesday,Italian media reports.The audacious theft occured shortly after midnight when the robbers eluded surveillance systems and entered the director's office at the prison in Pavia,near Milan,daily Corriere della Seqa said.Source:mobile.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSBRE98HOK920130918?irpc=932

Politics › Re: Olusegun Agagu Slumps And Dies At 65 by Duke007(m): 8:07pm On Sep 14, 2013

Leemak: Religiously, I will say Agagu RIP but because of your corrupt practises while in power I will say RIHF(Rest In Hell Fire)

Agagu was one of the best governor in Ondo state.He did what he had to do.Personally,l like his swagger,he was just a jolly good fellow who bear no grudges against anyone.To u Leemark,don't judge any man.Do you no if he had made peace with his God before he died.All men are like fishes in the ocean taken by an evil net.Someday,we all gonna die and die we must die.Do u no the kind of death u wil have.Somebody has just lost a husband,father,g/father,breadwinner,mentor,confidant .Pls show so sympathy.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Any Update On Auchi Polytechnic Recruitment? by Duke007(m): 10:50am On Jul 30, 2013

At God's mercy,l might talk like a sadist(don't might my spelling) but that's the truth.l no people who know people at d top.Auchi don't employ on merit.80% OF their staff are indigene.It is only in Auchi poly that u find a father,his wife,children,his brodas and sista working together.Do u get my drive?Now thats d truth.Federal xter is long dead and buried at auchi.U wil wait til Jesus comes b4 u get ur letter.And if u ever get one,l wil give 5thousand naira.Dancing azönto

TV/Movies › Re: Movies You Never Get Tired Of Watching by Duke007(m): 6:02pm On Jul 25, 2013

kingdom of heaven,the ghost rider and ti oluwa nile.gr8 epic films

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Romance › Re: 250 Romantic Nicknames For Your Loved Ones by Duke007(m): 4:00pm On Jul 23, 2013

I call my wife;Tu-Tu Girl

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Politics › Re: Al-Mustapha Discharged And Acquitted By Appeal Court by Duke007(m): 4:21pm On Jul 12, 2013

Clerverly: Maybe jonathan wants to use him for 2015 . What Abubakar, obasanjo and Yar'dua couldn't do, retardeen has done it! Up Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetardeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!!!!

God punish you for disrespecting our President.

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Adverts › Re: Heavy Trucks 4 Sale. Low Bed, Water Tankers, Despensers, cement mixers by Duke007(m): 8:17am On Jun 27, 2013

iam really interested in the lowbed.what's the model of the prime mover and bed.what is ur asking price?contact me * gukwenya@gmail.com

Politics › Re: Senate To Scrap N18,500 Minimum Wage by Duke007(m): 6:42pm On Jun 26, 2013

emmysenior: Where's the source or link.

Now that the source or link is been provided.
I am so vexed on the wake of this heart rendering news and I know most people will be pained also. Therefore, I have come up with some fake news to help release the stress.

Dear mods! I beseech you guys not to hide this post thanks.

BREAKING

Two passengers on a trailer died on the spot after a head on collision with an okada rider.

Seun Osewa cedes nairaland to the FG, says he fears for his life after series of threats from the 40 laptop attackers..

Christiano Ronaldo impregnate
Funke Akindele...

Lil Wayne features Pasuma in his
new single...

In another news, the devil has reiterated his desire to apologize to God. Says the evil that men do these days surprises him.

Eyinmba will sign Messi this
June...

Baba suwe to join Illuminati,

Beyonce in love with Terry G...

Primary school pupils in Imo state to
graduate at class 2...

Governor Amaechi seen on his kneels begging Mr president for forgiveness.

Federal University students to start
Putting on uniforms...

Obama claims EDO STATE as his
State of origin.

New Arsenal manager Samson Siasia once again affirms his commitment to the club.

Chris Brown surfers from blockage of the anus after eating Enugu state made okpa...

2013 world richest is Yuzedo of Nairaland.

Woman give birth to goat in the joke section of nairaland.

Fifa in a shocking move have recalled the super eagles to participate in the Conf. Cup semi finals saying their performance is once again needed to spice things up.

Abeg make una add una own.

Crazy and Funny!

Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by Duke007(m): 8:50pm On Jun 24, 2013

@ adanny01,thanxs for the info.l will give your suggestion a trail and get back to you.

Family › Re: Rolling Dollar’s Children May Drop-out Of School Soon by Duke007(m): 2:51pm On Jun 23, 2013

miqos02: how can they say he left nothing behind? how about the money he got from starcomms and de deons syrup manufacturer

How much ?

Christianity Etc › Re: The Dangers Of Wilful Sins by Duke007(m): 2:43pm On Jun 23, 2013

blink182: and the decision of God is to forgive you. He forgave you even before you sinned. There is no love greater than His love for us.

Poster I know you are either deeper life or belong to one of those churches that believe they can impress God with their deeds. Hebrews 11:6.

The problem with you people is that because you think you can observe laws you are better than those who can't observe it but you forget that we are no longer bound by law. Romans 7:1-13.

What we do when we commit sin both intentionally and unintentionally is offend God but we have an intercessor pleading day and night on our behalf Romans 8:34 and our lives is hid in Him colossians 3:3 when God looks at a Christian, He sees Jesus.

We are dead to sin, Christians can't commit sin and it has no power over us or the power to send us to hell Romans 6:11.

Let me tell you, there is only one criteria to be met as a Christian to make heaven and that is John 3:16.

We should stop all these nonsense and stop scaring sinners away from the loving Father who loves us so much that he even numbered the hair on our heads Luke 12:7

Even look at 1 John3:9 'No one who is born of God will continue to sin, because God's seed remains in them; they cannot go on sinning, because they have been born of God' but you forgot to let people read from the beginning of chapter 3 what John is saying is not that we should abstain from sin because it offends God but an affirmation of Romans 6:11. Dude, we are dead to sin, Christians can not commit sin.

What exactly are you even trying to say? That a smoker of 20years should stop smoking the very day he repents, is that even possible except through the Grace of God that delivers him of that demon.

PLEASE CHRISTIANS OUT THERE, DO NOT LET ANYONE INTIMIDATE YOU WITH HELL. IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS AND THAT HE IS THE SON OF GOD, NOTHING CAN STOP YOU FROM MAKING HEAVEN.

There are somethings that shouldn't be said to baby Christians because they will abuse it. This nonsense of trying to please God through dead deeds should stop and we should embrace biblical truth, the Holy Spirit (our teacher, helper, master, friend, healer-love You so much) and let Him show you all things.

.Beleive this at the detriment of your soul.The OP view is biblically correct.Salvation is earned thru faith in Jesus.The scripture says that we should work our salvation with fear and trembling.There is nothing like once you are saved ,u are saved forever.U ve to live a holy life thru the grace of God to keep ur Salvation.There are many churches that tells u that u can sin delibrately and that God understands that we r humans.Heresy!Wilful sin is a great abomination b4 God and all beleivers must abstain fr it.HELL FIRE IS REAL.Lets run away fr sin and strife towards perfection.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Any Update On Auchi Polytechnic Recruitment? by Duke007(m): 7:12pm On Jun 18, 2013

God's Mercy:
Please house, has anyone gotten any update on the recent interview?

Auchi employment is worst.FYI,recruitment has been concluded and the lucky one have been given their employment letter.4get thoes test u wrote.U might til Jesus come.U ain't gonna hear fr them.P.S.At Auchi,it is man no man.Merit is been long dead in their recruitment.

Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by Duke007(m): 6:53pm On Jun 18, 2013

Gurus in d house,pls help me with this.l drive a Honda Halla.Changed the gear box last year(auto drive).E'thing was fine until 3months ago when l discovered that the D4 is not working properly.When selected, l would have to press the acelerator hard before it moves and when it does it drags on.Again,the D4 light is not showing on d dashboard.However, when engage in d1,d2 and d3,the gear works normally.l ve had the solenoid changed.What could be the problem

Christianity Etc › Re: Missing Child From Winners Church Found Two Years After by Duke007(m): 9:15am On Jun 17, 2013

Pastor Kun: Thank God the girl as been found, to God be the glory and may his name be praised forever more.

PS: but why are these pentecostal churches always eager to give the credit to their leader Must every good development be seen as a marketing opportunity for their brand. One would have thought as christians they ought to give all glory to God as God does not share his glory with any man. Btw Oyedepo chasing the kidnapper with a sword in his dreams sounds occultic to me and not the way the holy spirit would operate.

Do you no the H/spirit enough to predict his operation.This is heresy of the highest order.Nobody can predict or claim to no d modus operadi of d Spirit of God.God can operate in diverse and strange ways.There is no manual on how God operates.lf u ve one,I'd like to read thru.P.S.I am not a member of winners chaapel.

Politics › Re: 5 Most Promising Governors In Nigeria by Duke007(m): 11:35am On Jun 03, 2013

@Op, Olusegun mimiko is performing very Well in Ondo state and should be in the list.

Politics › Re: 5 Most Promising Governors In Nigeria by Duke007(m): 11:30am On Jun 03, 2013

@Op, Olusegun mimiko is performing very. Well in Ondo state and should be in the list.

Crime › Re: Ipad ‘Thief’ Sends Her Photos To The Owner by Duke007(m): 4:55pm On Mar 21, 2013

hay sal: DAMN she's so so UGLY nd CRAZY.....to think of d fact dat she z sum1 else's gf makes me wanna puke!!!!

Haba,l think she is very beautiful.she is a beautiful thief.l hope she does the right thg and return it to d owner.God made her,u ve no right to cal her ugly.

Christianity Etc › Re: Happy Birthday Rev. Anita Oyakhilome! by Duke007(m): 5:43pm On Feb 26, 2013

Segeggs: Where in the bible does it say christians should celebrate birthdays?mtcheew

Pls,where in the Bible says thay christains shouldn't celebrate birthdays?SMH

Celebrities › Re: Things You Never Knew About Mike Adenuga, Nigeria’s Second Richest Man by Duke007(m): 9:40am On Feb 26, 2013

Wow! At 36,The Bull floated a bank employing hundreds of people.That got me really thinking.Otunba is a great man.l ve learn so much fr this write up and l hope to ve his biography when it is launched.

Christianity Etc › Re: Biblical Names And Their Respective Meaning by Duke007(m): 7:24am On Feb 24, 2013

mosquitoNet: why is this crap on front page?

.Why must u call this a crap?Lets appreciate each other.This an excellent job and the op deserves a thumps up.

Family › Re: When Last Did You Ate Your Meal On Your Dinning Table? by Duke007(op): 4:43pm On Feb 20, 2013

lancaster: DID YOU ATE!!!! This grammer didn't bite you guys when you read it? Na wa ooo! We are really going down o!
Who is the name of Beshiba writes that?

@lancaster,pls can u educate me on the right grammar to use.Thanks

Science/Technology › Re: Dog With A Human Face Saved From Kentucky Kill Shelter by Duke007(m): 8:06am On Feb 10, 2013

sokera: Governor of Ondo State...MIMIKO

.Kai,see wetin cheap chinko phone dey cause.l would say that tonik looks more like u than my Governor.U ve no moral justification to juxtapose Mimiko with a dog.FYI,Mimiko is working and we can see & feel his good work in d state.Go get some home training,lam sure that can father u.See what lack of home training can cause.

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Health › Re: Why You Shouldn't Drink Before Bedtime by Duke007(m): 5:50pm On Jan 30, 2013

onila: oh tnks, i will try smirnoff some day

I always see it around

.Don't go near smirnoff.As a Non-alcoholic,l drank just one can last year and was knock out completely by it.l managed to drive home and went straight to bed.l woke at 8am d next day.As 4 me,there is nothg like low alcohol level

Health › Re: Why You Shouldn't Drink Before Bedtime by Duke007(m): 5:49pm On Jan 30, 2013

onila: oh tnks, i will try smirnoff some day

I always see it around

.Don't go near smirnoff.As a Non-alcoholic,l drank just one can last year and was knock out completely by it.l managed to drink home and went straight to bed.l woke at 8am d next day.As 4 me,there is nothg like low alcohol level

TV/Movies › Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Duke007(m): 5:57pm On Jan 20, 2013

Yeah,it is only in nollywood movies that u will see an applicant, looking for a job,yet lives in a tastefully furnished apartment.lol

Family › Re: When Last Did You Ate Your Meal On Your Dinning Table? by Duke007(op): 8:47pm On Jan 13, 2013

I opined that the dining set is a whiteman culture.lt is un-africa like many other things.

Family › When Last Did You Ate Your Meal On Your Dinning Table? by Duke007(op): 8:03pm On Jan 13, 2013

I find this very amusing,I Struggle hard to buy my first dining table some years ago.At the intial stage,l always insist on having my meals on it.But now,l care less.By my thinking,I had my meal last on the dining set 5 years ago.Any body else in my shoes?

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Politics › Re: Petrol Sells For N120 In Osun by Duke007(m): 4:29pm On Jan 11, 2013

In Akure,it sells for =N=120.It is rather sad that Gej seems to b powerless against the mafia's.l look forward to a day when a litre would sell for =N=97 again

Foreign Affairs › Re: Romney’s Concession Speech: Video & Transcript by Duke007(m): 2:18pm On Nov 07, 2012

pendusky: Can This makes Nigerian dalies? Hope Our leaders take corections

IF USA were Nigeria, today's headlineswill read:

· Don't celebrate yet, Romney tells
Obama (TELL magazine)
·Concede defeat, Obama urges Romney(Punch newspaper)
· 20 opposition cadres riot (TheSun newspaper)
· Romney Demands Vote Recount
(Vanguard newspaper)
· Elections rigged (Guardian
newspaper)
· No evidence of manipulation (NTA news)
· The Church declares elections free and fair (News Line)
· There will be violence if we lose;
Romney declares (LTV 8 news)
· Election results for Arizona awaited (Channels news)
· Trucks with suspected ballot papers crosses into USA from Mexico (Tribune newspaper)
· Romney is an opportunist - Go back to your farm (AIT news)
· I will not accept results, Romney tells Obama (STV news)
· McCain heads to Election Petition
Tribunal (MITV)
· White Majority rejects results (PM
News)
· Kenyan Big Boy Senator Obama
Throws Lavish Party to celebrate
Election Victory (City People)
· Free for all fight at Obama rally in Grant Park (Channels TV)
· Northern elders, Arewa and Sultan rejects results (ThisDay)
· Republicans and Democrats
supporters clash in Ketu and
Ajangbadi, 14 dead, Romney threatens more heads will roll
· The people behind Obama's victory: True story uncovered... Newswatch
Pendusky,u got me laughing aloud in d public with tears
sMh!

Weldone Obama #TeamObama.

Food › Re: How Regularly Should You Cook And Why by Duke007(m): 3:27pm On Oct 19, 2012

candieangel12: Yeah, you made a correct guess. Too busy to slave over a stove 4 now. Even when I get married, my husband shouldn't expect a home cooked meal every day or week, unless he cooks it 4 himself. I will cook only when I feel like it and have the time and strength to do so.

I Feel so sad readg your comment.Keepg ur home as a wife is a lot of responsibility meant for hardworking women and nt lazy women who don't ve the time to cuk for their husband.As a would-be wife,u must learn to cuk to ur hubby satisfaction and if u can't do dis,other women out there wld bounce on ur spouse,cuk 4 him and finally steal him away fr u.So my lady,u need to change ur mentality fr a westernized one to an ideal africa woman.

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