₦airaland Forum

MiaB:
Never trust any guy.

tillaman:
May the best man win but in the mean time This is what his prison food should look like
Just how he likes it
Else he won’t eat

Tobechuckwu:
My second one was in my final year, d last paper to write in school. We were given 2 weeks to read Engineering Law, so we had enough time. But the truth is that giving enough time do dull d Morale of most students like me.
As I entered hall sit down, na him I forget everything way I don read. It was so embarrassing that I couldn't write a line of all I've read for 2 weeks, I dey dey reason say my VP don show up for my last paper. Na extra year I be dey look for front so. na him Task force enter our hall begin dey check school fees receipts. The way I take jump from my sit to my guys sit I no know.
The most amazed thing there is that my guy never read more one line for me, way everything way I forget come back. I had to tell my guy to stop, say I don remember everything. Got a B in that course nd my guy way help me na C him get.

alfaHaywhy:
With peer pressure I carried egungun enter Agric exam. So it was going smoothly till I was to discard the stuff. I made sure no one was around, fortunately for me i was sitting close to the window.

Action time; I rolled the paper into a small ball and swiftly I threw it, boink!!!! The paper hit the window pane and bounce off to another candidate booklet the mumu girl gave me a weird look Picked it up, opened it and started writing the stuff down.

Unlucky her, I stood up to submit naso them catch her. But she didn't rat me out whew I Don dey plan what I'll tell my mama for house

tee59:
I don't know why some guys/ men will not allow their girlfriends / wives use gifts given to them by opposite sex especially undies or phone. A colleague of mine complained how her man refuse to allow her use the phone a guy bought for her, knowing fully well her phone wasn't good and has been given her problem for long. Also, my guy refused to allow me wear some undies bought for me by a friend, though, with a pure heart. There's nothing between us. I just don't get it. Why guys?

ZINIBANKS:
Dumininu01

blowjohn:
That team dey fear me.
They r too strong.
How many teams can come back from 2 goals down to beat Lazio?
They score goals anyhow.
The players need to be tested for hard drugs.

MrBrownJay1:
you are not drunk bro, give her your entire salary while you are at it... so you can now sleep in your car while she go spend all the money on wigs and BS.

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YINKS89:
no big deal you say

lefulefu:
he"s probably a virgin