₦airaland Forum

spyroet:
u lied brother! The more attention u give a women the more attractive u are believe me I hav been there

See this mumu... How old are u ?

thowbie7ven:
OP is correct to some extent...I've noticed over the years that the less attention you give a woman, the more she craves for you and vice versa...

E be like say this guy dey make sense o.

Op, u be mumu, u can't try that with my sister . Moreover, u said she would have "murd" if it were to be ur cadet mates she tried it with, u are a slowpoke for making such statement.. Who is a cadet n who d hell a soldier is that makes u think u are sth.. I dnt know what u are feeling like.. U mere mortal man that if they block ur nostril for 5 minutes, u will be dead. U are nothing bt an ordinary security man with a glorified uniform.. U have no ryt to slap a lady u are either married to or nt married to. And u need to know dat ladies do have different smells down there sometimes.. U lack knowledge n understanding.. May God forgive u, u have no proof whatsoever n u have d guts to come and advertise ur foolishness here on nairaland , so we should clap for u. Mumu...

Try it with my sister n u wont wake up d following day n thats when u will know that the supernatural is more powerful than ur uniform.. May u rust in hell..

adem30:
Be it PDP or APC North always see themselves as one. But come down to South, we are separate Three entity. Imagine Northern people still deciding who to support for chairmanship from the South. Na to dey insult ourselves we sabi.

I never see Fulani insulting Hausa, Nupe insulting Baruba. But here in the South, We have Afonjas, Igbos, Ipob terrorist, Niger delta millitants, Brown roof, Potopoto pigs....... I beg help me add more

God bless u jare.

There is this lady I met 3 months ago, we have been chatting lately and it has gotten n to the extent of her falling in love with me...

And having understood the game relationship to an extent, I never express how I feel about her or say some romantic words like "I love u " etc... She is d one that has been calling me dear , sweetie n so on...

Now, she said am not romantic n insisted that I must be saying those romantic words n expressions.. bt I told her I cant for now that she should give me time that I will need to trust her to an extent before saying those sweet words, n now she dnt call like before n d chat is less...

She told me d last time I called that I should just make use of the available opportunity now that she is giving me chance that she pray another man should not win her attention that she knows what she is saying n that she would only be calling d way she used to do untill I begin to say sweet words. So she said its better she stays out of the relationship if I will not kowtow to what she need from me, so I told her to step out if that is d reason she would want to quit n that if she has gotten a guy winning her attention she should let me know so as to back off too. And I think if I should start saying d romantic words, Which is a CHALLENGE LADDER to her, I may loose her chase.

What should I do in this regard ?

Wolfbrother:
First time this man is making sense in his life

You are a foolish somebody.

Will I be disqualified from the N-power test in a situation where my Bank account details carries only 3 names and my registration details with N-power carries only two names without my middle name. pls let a good Samaritan reply me. Thanks..

Please Add me to the WhatsApp group. ... 08060814546

What should Tony Elumelu do if you have just paid 60k as school fess of a poor girl. Na wa for this man sha. Smh.

KINGwax007:
Some States did not even get shishi...

What you get us what was a refund from Paris club and not a bail out. It is your share from Paris club... Why is he such a dumdumbass?

And MDGs weren't paying anybody 5k during Jonathan eea. Who can come out to say they received an alert of 5k from any stupid MDG during Jonathan's era.

This is guy is such a goat!

How dare u call my governor a goat? Your father is a goat. I can't even imagine the kind of parent that produced u. Don't insult my governor.

olash007:
I laugh when some people that has neva been to ekiti say ekiti people love fayose. Guys what u read and see on the Internet can be deceiving. Any popular rich nuisance can go to the market and cut kpomo too. Ask ursef who are the people u c behind him while cutting the kpomo? This same people will follow Fayemi to the street if he decide to cut kpomo as well.

U are a liar, I am in Ekiti, so we love him so much. Fayemi, Segun Oni, Adebayo combine have not beaten the records of Fayose in any area. His emergence this Second time is not by accident. Fayose do make Ekiti popular. Who knew Ekiti when the slow poke Segun Oni was there or the corrupt Fayemi. Though, Fayose is not a saint and even dirty than the rest but His achievement and Success non can beat. You can't just win Fayose as he as never lost any battle.

dunkem21:
You heard it right ..He is my role model!

Not only your role model, he is also mine. Leave that zombie to keep hating.

From ur moniker, I know Ifaki guys to be very promiscuous. No girl or lady escapes penetration in that town. The guys have all impregnated all their Secondary School girls. U hardly see a lady from that town in the University. Its only guys because they have impregnated them all. So am not surprised Ifaki dude.

ikp120:
I can relate... I've never had an original gf in my whole life... Always an assistant bf... Chai! Uwa choro ikpu like seriously!

I even prefer to be an Assistant boy friend that the real boyfriend B is I won't need to spend much, worry much because I know Its based on the temporary.

Who make am minister?

Dalung is made of this

Adekanmi02:
Well, I know this man in the picture, he is very industrious and always not allowing whatsoever comes around him weight him down. As a corps member, he made more money from bleach making, soap making and organising tutorials on it in our LGA. Believe me, entrepreneur, job creators, service providers like this should be encouraged rather than mocked, because with all sincerity this is what our economy needs @ this present time... Job creators who are not ashamed to make money legally. My view.

I know him to be hardworking too, I have contacted him, he said it is one of the jobs he has created so far that he just came around to assist his employees and that he makes more money from it than a graduate that earns 50k in a month. According to him, he gets contracts from celebrants and hotels where they have 3 days seminars or symposium.

judedave181:
To say the fact I know this guy for real, he's a good friend of mine. He was NCCF Papa Oron LGA. I don't need to mention his name here. We did our NYSC in Oron together. May the Lord provide him job likewise myself

I know him quiet alright too, I believe he is not Selling that which u see.. He is just up to something. He has tricks of doing things. He's up to something. As a matter of fact, he is a popular guy many people know.

judedave181:
To say the fact I know this guy for real, he's a good friend of mine. He was NCCF Papa Oron LGA. I don't need to mention his name here. We did our NYSC in Oron together. May the Lord provide him job likewise myself

I know him quiet alright too, I believe he is not Selling that which u see.. He is just up to something. He has tricks of doing things. He's up to something.

Kondomatic:
And this is the only thing he could think of doing after years in school? I am disappointed

*Modified*

All these people spewing thrash in my mentions need brain transplant. This guy is a graduate for Christ's sake and there are much more better thing he could do instead of frying whatever the hell that is.

I know folks like him over here. They put too much hope in their certificate.

"Chairman let's go site together today, work dey and the need more people"

He will say.

"Bro, i for like to go but e get place wey i wan go submit cv"

always submitting cv and going for interview . I have never seen such lazy person.

When you come back from site he will expect you to give him something because he's not working. Many graduates are just lazy.

Here's a guy(a graduate for that matter) that's obviously in his twenties frying something and you expect me to clap for him?

For what exactly?

I could remember sometime ago when i haven't started doing my work yet. There was a church that fell down near us and the pastor wanted to rebuild it.

I told him that i can dig the foundation for him.

When I told one of them graduates to join me that we will split the money equal he said no. He cannot torture himself like that because of money.

I got another Nupe guy and we finished it in 4 days.

My friend later came to me to lend him some money so he can print some papers and travel somewhere to submit cv.

Had I the power, I would have commanded thunder to disfigure his face.

Did you really believe this guy could be Selling woina as a graduate? If you believe this, then you are not logical and critical in your thinking.

A graduate of Ahmadu Bello University has resorted to the Selling of Masa popularly known as woina (Rice Puff Puff) after his several and abortive job - hunt.

According to him, several attempt has been made to get a job and even a menial teaching job of N10,000 but no company, School or organisation has called let alone flashed. He said most of the companies Managers do tell him they are looking for means to reduce their workers let alone recruit as a result of the current economic recession.

He said he has skills in producing different kinds of disinffectants like Bleech, Izal, liquid soap, hair cream and so on and that as a matter of fact he is a successful candidate in the Bank of Industry online and In class Young Entrepreneur Support Programme that stands him the chance of been eligible to obtain the loan of N5 million but the over night demand of two guarantors by BOI which were not noted earlier in their conditions before applying shattered his dream of becoming an Entrepreneur as no body he knows that has assets worth of N5 million or a civil servant that can stand in the gap as guarantors.

He also lamented that no message was sent to him as regards the N-power programme so, he couldn't assess the portal for the N-power online assessment.

When asked if he won't feel bad or shy if the pictures of him Selling Woina gets to social media as some of his friends who are working already or girl friends might see him? He replied (Who shyness helped for this recession) that he has been a hustler right from Primary school and his mother has told him the very first day she gave birth to him to be a man.

What is the difference between BOI/ Federal govt. and the Ponzi scheme of MMM they brought down my all means through the power of social media. MMM is more transparent and clear about their conditions than the hypocritical APC/BOI and federal govt. I will never forgive BOI and federal govt for deceiving me into subscribing into this deceitful programme that wasted my time and resources. God will not forgive you people.

sarrki:
Abeg no bring tribal stuff into it

Must I believe in what you believe in ?

Am not the one that asked MMM to crash ooo

see idiot spewing rubbish. Nonsense boy. Suffering and smiling slowpoke.

Franky826:
They can load that guy inside a gun, a very big gun I mean

Don't quote me please as you can see the man standing second from left is trying to collect him

kai, ppl get bad mouth o.

Pls when is N power tech list coming out and what is the fate of those that were not sent message for the assessment?

Some babies are like...

nkowaputa:
A lot of Nigerian youths are entrepreneurial and with passion to succeed but unfortunately our Nigerian state will kill any dream.
I decided to go into pure water production, no bank agreed to give me loan. Even BOI would see my track record before they would consider giving me. What track record? I am just starting. I rallied and got fund from friends and family. Now I have started but in 3 weeks, I have seen PHCN light just twice in that area and the power could not carry my reverse osmosis machine. So day in day out I run on diesel. You may want to know that diesel now sells from 195 to 205. I am unable to buy a truck no to take my water to market because of fund 2m. No bank again has agreed to give me, so I use my small car to hawk. I work as factory labor, I sell, I do everything to survive. I am determined to succeed but from my story you will all see that the government is nowhere to be found. I am waiting. Soon they will come for all sort of tax, fees and dues.
How will youths survive in this country? Prayer gives us solace, prayer gives u hope and the strength to move on. Now u want to take that from us?
Just like he has said (fasola), talking won't bring us out of recession either.

Take heart dear, I understand ur plight, boi is another fucking bank that feign to offer help through their loan to young graduates, but Its quiet unfortunate that their conditions to getting the loan is suicidal. They are not Ready to empower us and yet they want us to bring solution to the economy they destroyed. Even Marlin can't survive this condition.

Pls who be ASUU? Is it a name of a foot ball club.
In the era of Jonathan, ASUU were behaving like over - pampered child because of the extreme leniency of Goodluck, they were wagging tail and getting full salary even before the end of the month.

They were calling Goodluck all sort of names, they would just wake at the middle of the night and embark on strike. Bt now d dullard is paying u half salary and almost nothing. He introduced TSA and u are all crying. (Una never chi chum chin)
Mind u, d dullard will still rule 2019 to give u pound ur of flesh and by then he must have sacked most of u. Who ASUU helped?

That reminds me the era of Abacha when he was informed about ASUU's attempt to embark on strike. He asked " Who is ASSU, go and arrest him" They told him ASUU IS not a person, it is an association... Lol. Abacha is even more literate than d dullard living on the rock.

God has answered the prayer of Baba moore the owner of the filling station because the filling station has been on and off as a result limited fund and it even has only two selling points, so Dangote will pay for damages and Oshoko must hear this.

It happened in my town.

This one na School? U need to come and see ABU. Even demonstration School Class rooms are far better than this poo. Igbo School. Flat heads breeds.

Nothing of such happens in north. I have never seen two drivers or conductors quarrel in north especially kano.

God help me o. I don't know y I just like Fayose. Anytime I see his picture, I will just shake my head in love and say in my heart " I love this man"

Dear God, please make Fayose d president of Nigeria even though Its for 1 year. The only man in Nigeria that gat the effrontery to jail Buhari, Anita, Obasanjo and the corpse of Abacha at a time without looking back.