₦airaland Forum

J111333:
Truth be told, dude messed up big time. The joke was too much to be ignored.

.... Lef am ! Next time em go know say Bubu no be GEJ

Because BACK then you were ONE of THEM

Naija pipu and FAKE NEWS are like...... Dem to koro koro

.. Just me...

Transferred to SCIID for Proper Investigation

... I Donald Trump

slimcassi:
So sometime this afternoon I heard the cry of a chick through my window and the cry was non-stop, I decide to go out and check cos we don't have any new born chick at home, I discovered a carton and in it was this little chicken, immediately I asked wat it was doing in the compound was told my younger brother found it all alone by our fence and he decided to take it in.

Not use to that I told him to quickly return the chick back from where he took it from and he did, now 5mins' later I heard the cry again this tym I was angry cus I tot my younger bro didn't do as I said, so I called on him " didn't I tell u to return the chick back to where u took it from" but I did was his response,... then why am I still hearing it.

We went out to check and there the chick was in the compound roaming about, this tym I took it out myself just to b sure came back inside and closed the gate. Hadn't even settled down in my room to relax wen I heard the chick again 'ah ah wetin come b dis wan now' were my thought went out again and there it was......

To cut the story short I decided to keep it, funny thing now is the chick has bin following me up and down since, if I pick it up it stops crying and if I drop it it start to cry back(you know those sounds they make wen dey don't see their Moda) sometimes I'll drop my hand and it will walk straight into my palm cool and calm. It literally slept in my palm today and looking at it all cute I didn't want to drop it.

So I have decided to keep the chick, it's a native fowl tho. Thinking of a name to give it, can't really say if it's a male or female. Anyways I'll keep u guys posted.

... NAME IT AFTER THE ADMIN IN CHARGE OF NAIRALAND PETS SECTION

.. 5 Billion ?

Buharidgeneral:
No functioning refinery after 6 yrs of APC administration.

Build working refinery then remove fuel subsidy. Chikena

.... And how many refineries were built during the 16 years of PDP administration

.... Politics n Thuggery are like 5 & 6

End time

BeeBeeOoh:




Na US that 1 concern, we have Buhari here who is a bigger problem

. Na you

GamalNasser:
Satanist at work ..Both Facebook and Twitter heavily got involved in electoral Malpractice during the last election ..

... Shaaaraaaaappp

Nairalandwizerd:
Buhari remains a Terrorist.

.... HYPERTENSION Loading. Be carefully

Buhari has no idea of your existence

shegra58:
Jonathan is a human being and a father Trump is a dvmb head

...Because he is a ShiitHole

... Trump after Congress certification of Biden Victory

.. Shiiiiiit Ho...............L

arnoldexpert:
It's Ok

Their system is still far far better than ours. Their hoodlums are far better educated than ours.
That's why when they do crazy shits, they do it with plain heart and to the extreme. But here, we do it with irrationality.

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.....Sharaaaap ! We didn't here you say anything about the lady shot and killed in the Capitol ! If it were at Nass in Nigeria , we would have seen and hear you shouting MASSACRE !

Osogbo weed talking

kingeze88:
I'm married with 2 kids, a boy, and a girl but I trust my wife that is why I have never thought of anything like a DNA test, I didn't do the blood group of my kids to know if they carried my blood group because I know my wife will never bring another man's kids for me. My wife do tell me what's happening at her office, how some of her colleagues are dating their bosses in the office.

When I saw DNA trending on Twitter, I clicked on it where I read the sad news of Mr. Tunde Thomas who died after he discovered that the two kids he thought he was their biological father belong to his Wife's boss, Mr. Adam Nuru of FCMB Bank.

I couldn't sleep that night, I concluded that the next for me is to do the DNA test for my two kids to confirm that I'm their biological father.

Immediately my wife left Home today, thank God schools have closed till further notice, I took my kids to our family hospital to run a DNA test, and the Doctor told me the results will be ready tomorrow.

When my wife arrived this evening, I told her that, the DNA results of our kids will be ready tomorrow.

My wife told me that immediately I bring the results home tomorrow and the results confirmed that I'm their biological father, she will leave my house immediately.

Please, Should I tell her I'm just joking or wait for the DNA result?

....Na me send you ?

CodeTemplar:
He is saying this to justify using ND oil earning of the future as collateral to loans funding projects in his backyard.

. Aeyah !!! Sorry woooo

Amuluonyenaego:
FOOLS

..... Dem be fools abi

So you wey dey for Nairaland dey suffer joblessness wetin you bi

kyuniii:
NOT FUNNY, they should be giving their money ASAP.

... No e go teach dem sense small ! Because dem too , Dem sabi to dey delay justice

..... So no bi only suspect dey collapsed even judges too dey collapsed

Olunmercy56:
Somebody should please take me out of this country! Enough of these wahala

... You no know the road to Seme Boarder ni

. Abeg come and borrow us China Brain

The Nose !!! No need for DNA