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WHITE COLLAR JOBS ARE OVERRATED

I PITY NIGERIA.. THIS MAN WOULD BE DE MOST CELEBRATED MOVIE ICON IF IT WAS HOLLYWOOD. luk at him looking so common.

WERE MARY AND JOSEPH MARRIED BEFORE ANY CHURCH??, DOES THE BIBLE RECORD ANY CHURCH WEDDING??...Common sense will tell u that once a man and a woman leaves their parents house with consent and join together as husband and wife.. God will recognise that Union. CHURCH WEDDINGS AND RINGS WERE INVENTED BY MEN. SO THAT THERE CAN BE A CEREMONY.

ITS OBVIOUS THE WHOLE THING IS A DRAMA

Drinkwater07:
In a dilemma right now, please those experienced in these kind of issues should help me.

I lost my Job at the Nigerian Breweries Last year, While I was working I made up my mind to marry my girlfriend of about 4 years now, this December. Both of us are 30 already, we are so much in love, but my job lost really hampered our marriage plans, because she is just engaged in the Npower scheme now and my cash that I saved have long almost finished right now. The reason I did not go into business with the little money I have at that time about 400k was that My elder brother in Canada promised to send me to Canada to join there. So far he have helped me secure admission for MSc. and payed my full tuition fee and even credited my account for the maintenance which the visa officers will see in my account. He also has the plans of sponsoring me through PHD also in Canada or the UK if I want. Now as I await my Visa, there is a really big issue I am fighting right now to manage.

My brother warned me to forget about any girl I have here in Nigeria, that most of them are fair weather friends, gold diggers and desperados, and that if I have anybody here in Nigeria waiting for me while I am away, that it will be a huge distraction for me. He told me he is speaking out of experience and won't want anybody to distract me while studying and hustling abroad. My girl is definitely none of what he described, she is a very good person and is never after money, She just love so much. I told him that I don't have anybody, This is to avoid him withdrawing his financial support for me or may be doubting my seriousness to succeed.

I was planning to come back and get married to my baby after my MSc, but I don't know how my brother will see it. He will be so disappointed with me, I hold my brother in so much high regard, and right from when I was a child he usually protects me so well and doesn't want anything to hamper my success, I love my girl so much, she is everything you will want in any woman. If I don't marry her I don't think I will be happy with anyone else. None of them is aware of what is bothering. How will I solve this issue.

SOME PEOPLE GET OPPORTUNITY TO LEAVE THIS CURSED LAND FOR FREE...De talk nonsense about love. Plus free MSC. And PhD. Omoh I fit send slap for u oo

YOU CANT TALK ABOUT DESTINY WITHOUT BELIEVING IN THE SUPERNATURAL... A man's destiny is designed to fulfil another mans destiny..its a cycle and there are all connected to fulfil a greater purpose to sustain the universe/nature. But most people deviate from it, Cus dey think dia path is difficult. But KARMA knows how to pay them back.. There is a reason why Jesus came as a poor man at that time. And if you remember he did not want to die at a point..but he said."FATHER, LET YOUR WILL BE DONE ". ...I Love the man called Jesus Christ.

MurderEnglish:
I am just like Hausa girls.The can fine very much. It is good to knew how to married from their place.

[color=#990000][/color]Haba Bros!!!

NwaAmaikpe:


Nice one.

That's common sense.
It is a curse to be associated or identified with Nigeria.
Just being Nigerian deprives you of some of the basic privileges globally.

Over 17million Igbos can't wait for the day their nationality will officially change from Nigerian to Biafran

Funny enough , Igbo's are the ones giving Nigeria a bad name. Check de names of most apprehended drug dealers, scammers, and copyright thieves...walai Nigeria will be better without the Igbo's..

Chrome, then chrome, did I say chrome.. Chrome chrome chrome then all football

It's simple. Seize his phone till he wants to write waec, make sure he doesn't sleep alone...thats the best u can do. Using porn to masturbate at his age is bad for his sex life

Instead of bringing down such people. Nigerian youths/leaders of tomorrow prefer to be social media savages, and jellof rice ambassadors..its a shame really.

I can't see where she said it was her natural hair, the op was de one who said it. Nigerian online savages will just be showing dem selves everywhere.

ARTtitude:
Names Of Students Expelled For Exam Malpractice In Kaduna Poly(pics Included)


where some people are struggling to gain admission, some people are busy throwing theirs into the waste bin. Here are the names of students( including 400L students) recently expelled from Kaduna poly.

Mods, please move to Fp, let doz planning to carry Expo for their forthcoming exams re-think.

ur mates are in de University N U're in de polytechnic fooling around. if u did such research n studied for ur Jamb, u won't be weh u are...do u even know how n why dia names r dey..if u wear not stupid u'll know how many lecturers victimise students... stupid son of a b***h...get a life!

END TIME MUMU

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ITS FUNNY WEN NIGERIAN GIRLS WATCH ALL DE SOAP OPERAZ N FANTASIZE ABOUT LOVE DEN TURN OFF THE TV AND DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT....... TRUE LOVE IS WORTH MORE DAN GOLD.

Wilgrea7:
the thing that causes this kind of stuff is curiosity... curiosity kills the cat.. follow Christianity or else you'll burn forever... hahhaahahahahaha(evil laugh)



JUST KIDDING

ok .. concerning your questions... I've been there before and when u try to ask your theist friends they will accuse u of questioning God. and that can be very annoying

truth is.... the qualities i used to describe God were only from what people told me.. not from research.. when u do research you'll find out many answers.

lemme tell u something about God almighty that makes him God
1. he has no beginning... if he did then he's not God
2. he wasn't created. if he was then he's not God
3. he doesn't send anyone to a burning valley for all eternity.. that was a scare tactic used by your ancient church fathers to keep u in line.. u will be judged and either rewarded or punished according to your actions
4. he is definitely not a sadistic person as people paint him to be
5. his word is infallible.. his word is perfect.. his word is Jesus and not some book.

If u learn the true nature of God you'll know that some things ascribed to him are not actually him but someone else in disguise..

questions are gladly welcomed

its as if u fixed de puzzle in my mind about the subject. kudus!! now dats Christianity.!!! its a way of life, a way of Christ. Not dis Religion dat is dividing us.

If only u dedicated dis energy on MMM, u wud hv bin a guider now..talking trash. #NoGutsNoGlory...started with 15k now am receiving 52k in 2months.. lukin for more referers..I hope u know all dis politicians talking trash are also waiting for dia Returns..dey r de ones contributing millions

Lazyreporta:
In one of our training sessions,my mentor collected a Nokia torch hand set with fully charged battery. He brought a fresh egg. Then he puts the egg and the handset together and place them into a polythene bag. He tied the bag and told us to call the phone number..... Calling....calling.. ..busy.. busy.
When the battery is drained down, he gave the phone to the owner and cracked the egg.
Behold the egg was cooked!!.. done!!!. We were surprised and asked for the explanation. He told us that every handset emits electromagnetic rays. That it was the rays that was responsible for cooking of that egg. He also said that for device to be named " hand set " by international bodies is not by accident.
He said that it is never a pocket set. He went on to say that males (men) have egg resemblance in between their legs...scrotum. He admonished men to stop putting their hand set in their pockets, but to hold on hand. If you continue to put set in your pocket, the radiation from it will denature your spermatozoa and cook your scrotum . That is why our men will marry 2 to 3 years no Issues. They begin to blame their wife. They will visit men of God for fasting and prayers. God will answer them and reverse the condition, but coming out of the church, they put back the handset in their pockets and continued to denature their sperm and cook their scrotum again.
Before a communication mast is mounted in your property, you will be paid between 10 to 20 million naira as long as you sign a document the network provider gives you. People don't even read the document. Only sign and collect the pay. The document reads in part within the middle ( we are giving you this money to buy land in another place and relocate, because what we are about to mount here is dangerous to your health ) . If you continue to stay there in about 10 to 15 years period, you and others living there will be suffering from one cancer case to the other.

Please guys, don't be putting handset in your pockets. Inform your friends and relatives about the dangers. Ladies inform your brothers, male friends and relatives the same.

By putting sets in your pocket or inside bra Can cause prostrate and breast cancer respectively.

Thanks for giving me the opportunity to discuss a little on one of the burning health issues.

Copied as received from a friend on whatsapp

N wat training will require an absurd experiment like dat..N wat kind of people will seat n watch a Nokia ba3 drain up completely just from calls? dat tin suppose take 48hrs or more..N which foolish person will carry his phone in his pocket or bra for more Dan 2hrs? except de ba3 is dead....I know about de electromagnetic rays bla bla bla..but its insignificant. if not plenty of us for Don get cancer..infact Y u de lie sef

Lazyreporta:
In one of our training sessions,my mentor collected a Nokia torch hand set with fully charged battery. He brought a fresh egg. Then he puts the egg and the handset together and place them into a polythene bag. He tied the bag and told us to call the phone number..... Calling....calling.. ..busy.. busy.
When the battery is drained down, he gave the phone to the owner and cracked the egg.
Behold the egg was cooked!!.. done!!!. We were surprised and asked for the explanation. He told us that every handset emits electromagnetic rays. That it was the rays that was responsible for cooking of that egg. He also said that for device to be named " hand set " by international bodies is not by accident.
He said that it is never a pocket set. He went on to say that males (men) have egg resemblance in between their legs...scrotum. He admonished men to stop putting their hand set in their pockets, but to hold on hand. If you continue to put set in your pocket, the radiation from it will denature your spermatozoa and cook your scrotum . That is why our men will marry 2 to 3 years no Issues. They begin to blame their wife. They will visit men of God for fasting and prayers. God will answer them and reverse the condition, but coming out of the church, they put back the handset in their pockets and continued to denature their sperm and cook their scrotum again.
Before a communication mast is mounted in your property, you will be paid between 10 to 20 million naira as long as you sign a document the network provider gives you. People don't even read the document. Only sign and collect the pay. The document reads in part within the middle ( we are giving you this money to buy land in another place and relocate, because what we are about to mount here is dangerous to your health ) . If you continue to stay there in about 10 to 15 years period, you and others living there will be suffering from one cancer case to the other.

Please guys, don't be putting handset in your pockets. Inform your friends and relatives about the dangers. Ladies inform your brothers, male friends and relatives the same.

By putting sets in your pocket or inside bra Can cause prostrate and breast cancer respectively.

Thanks for giving me the opportunity to discuss a little on one of the burning health issues.

Copied as received from a friend on whatsapp

N wat training will require an absurd experiment like dat..N wat kind of people will seat n watch a Nokia ba3 drain up completely just from calls? dat tin suppose take 48hrs or more..N which foolish person will carry his phone in his pocket or bra for more Dan 2hrs? except de ba3 is dead....I know about de electromagnetic rays bla bla bla..but its insignificant. if not plenty of us for Don get cancer..infact Y u de lie sef

jejemanito:

For The Past 3 Months, My Neighbours Have Been Stealing My Boxers

I Now Have Only One Left And That's The One I've Been Wearing For The Past 3 Weeks

I'm Scared They Might Still Move It Should I Dare Wash It

Nairalanders, Please Advice, Should I Wash It?

nononono!! don't try it. kip it safe on you

N where were de 11 players wen dis was happening. the fault is not his completely. the players and the coach shud be arrested instead.

And I find myself rushing to Nairaland only to hear python dis, python dat.....I hate snakes. each time I watch a movie with snakes, I have sleepless nights. de phobia is too much. Nairaland rili needs to stop putting dos in front page plsssss.

the thing is...repeating a class is kinda embarrassing, bt dat is gud in dat, it compels u to work harder dat u may not add another year n brings out de best in you. continuing with dat cgp will tk u a while to mk up for it. so it depends on ur abilities. bt personally I feel repeating will push u more. peace!!

[quote author=thebestonearth post=39584850][/quote]To answer you, u must ask ursef. What is the aim of the devil on earth, the devil simply wants us to sin dat we can be destroyed from the earth for him to possess . seeing how God loved man he immediately planned how to hurt God and destroy man. The content of the tree of Good n Evil was not put by God. It was just an ordinary tree, de devil only made it look more attractive. Dats y wen God described it for dem dey knew the tree he was talking about. But now de devil has brought dia attention to it. God knew wat de devil has put in de tree dats y he said dey should not eat from it, to avoid inheriting de devils evil which would kill de Good in dem. But u knw Hw de story ends. De tree was simply a decoy to de evil de devil has put in it.. God was only telling Adam and Eve wat has become of the tree. U must understand dat de devil has his powers too. He wants to possess earth. Dats y evil delights ur eyes n irritates u later when ur eyes are open in Christ . God is Great

Isaiah66vs12 is now my welcome note...very annoying

These pastors preach generosity and arms giving.. But most of them don't practice it. Even Jesus lived a very simple life as an example for all. There are always people to transport him,feed and cloth. What's the need of owning such luxury. In a country like Nigeria where boko haram have displaced many and turned some to orphans a pastor is buying a private jet of...I can't even mention it.. The wellfare of others is not dia bizniz, its for us and the foreigners..Nigerians are simply too stingy and selfish. Its a shame when someone would air out the truth and some people will call them names. It is very good to give offerings to God. But do God take or need your money?..it is when this money is used to help others and given to the needy that its given to God.. Am simply not in support of that or gays either. Live the Good life

These pastors preach generosity and arms giving.. But most of them don't practice it. Even Jesus lived a very simple life as an example for all. There are always people to transport him,feed and cloth. What's the need of owning such luxury. In a country like Nigeria where boko haram have displaced many and turned some to orphans a pastor is buying a private jet of...I can't even mention it.. The wellfare of others is not dia bizniz, its for us and the foreigners..Nigerians are simply too stingy and selfish. Its a shame when someone would air out the truth and some people will call them names. It is very good to give offerings to God. But do God take or need your money?..it is when this money is used to help others and given to the needy that its given to God.. Am simply not in support of that.

Am in.