₦airaland Forum

Oladhips:
Aston villa make mouth before this match and dey are flying already

True, they flew without wings and crashed into the ground. 😂😂

Niom:
The finny thing is, Manchester united fans don't see their problems. They only see Chelsea's problems.

The funniest thing is that you believe that it's only United that have problems, while Chelsea is okay. Remove the log in your own eyes first. He who laughs last, laughs best. 😂😂😂
Hope your club won't do bonanza tonight sha?

ednut1:
take

It turned out that you were the one that needed it. 😂😂

DemonAngel:
Till then buddy.

Lets enjoy your goalless run now. Shall we?

Hope you enjoyed it while it lasts?
At least you laughed in the first half, that one too is enough. Half a laughter is better than none. 🤣😂😂

mastermaestro:
First stage is usually denial. You go dey all right last last.

Have you ever thought about whether it's you that is in denial concerning last night's match? 🤣😂😂😂

Warl0ck:
Manchosa loss is the reason why I am still alive 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hope you're still alive as United didn't lose the match?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

geoworldedu:
Nkunku within 30 minutes of playing in the epl has scored more goals than the entire Man Utd squad in their last five games

While Nkunku's goal took Chelsea to 11th position and Højlund's took United to 6th position, doings. 😂😂😂

PNomsule:
ETH will never learn... Garnacho is not ready to start games yet, he's only effective starting from the bench, deep in the second half when the opponents energy appears spent. That's so because he lacks the energy and physicality to go toe to toe from the start. Mumu coach.

All your plenty talks should go back into your back pocket or better still throw it into the nearest trash can. Dey play. 🙄

Courageous YES, exemplary NO.
He was courageously and shamelessly caught on camera collecting dollar bribes. Can't say if the said act is exemplary though.

transient123:
In the minds of some, Ganduje shouldn't be celebrated because he stuffed dollars in his babariga.

I agreed he is a thief, but, how about them wailing against his being celebrated and eulogized, they are also thieves and terrible humans combined.

Pots calling kettle black.

This your defence and attempt at damage control is very weak/pathetic. In an environment where there's a good justice system, this man would have been wallowing in lawsuits and won't even be able to raise his head in public not to talk of holding a political/public position. But here we are with the same man elected as the chairman or whatever of the ruling party. The reason Nigeria is currently in this mess is because of people like YOU, people who excuses and provide cover for thieves in offices.
The same APC that deceived Nigerians with an anticipation campaign in 2015 has a chairman that was captured live collecting bribes, yet you believe we should excuse him for whatever reason?
I pray that you'll become wise o.

Anny69:
Very ugly husband. Why are they pretending though?

Both of them are ugly, one is hiding behind make-up while another is make-up free.

Originalsly:
Proxy war .... I hope Ukraine is prepared for the response. How do they know Iranian ammunition was aboard? Iran is being tagged for everything.... building them up as an enemy ... to later justify an attack on Iran.

Point out the lie in the tagging first.
All the groups that have been linked to Iran, how many of those groups are not affiliated with Iran??
From Hamas, to Hezbollah and so on.

easyfem:
I dont knw who is given these Ukrainia mind , Ask hamas they will tell u , stop knocking devil door .... Putin is Hitler of this generation

So the Ukrainians should have surrendered their country to Russia and become slaves right?

By the way, who was invaded and who is the invader in the current war between the two countries??
Ukraine that didn't even fire a single bullet into Russian territories is the villain, while Hamas that has been firing hundred of thousands of missiles into Israel is not bah. Make we sha dey look, anyway say no to war o.

David160:
Nigeria needs obi in Aso rock ... Tinubu and Apc will finish this country

It might shock you that the Obi might turn out to be of the same feather like Tinubu and just wrapped in a shiny tinfoil. Trust a Nigerian politician completely at your own peril.

Goodnewsforlife:
how will government arrest d killers when people like obi are making a case for them?

Is ipob not part of d killers?
Obi made it clear he knows them n they are his neighbors so how will u arrest those ones without obi making a case for them?
How can u arrest terrorist groups when a whole eze ndigbo is bragging about using them to attack people?
How can u arrest them when market women celebrate them n many even contribute money for their madness?


Oga this is just d case of the beast u feed today will feast on u tomorrow

Very irrelevant excuse, there is insecurity to varying degrees in almost all parts of the country. Do we blame the citizens for that too or we point fingers at those that have failed in their duty?
Maintaining the security of lives and properties is one of the fundamental duties to be carried out by any government, yet you're making excuses for that failure. We can as well blame the victims of kidnappers, armed robbers and ritualists for the injustice they have experienced na.
By the way, one thing that APC has been able to consistently deliver as an achievement to Nigerians since they got to power is excuses and blame game. Buhari blamed the effects of his clueless policies on Jonathan, Tinubu's cronies are blaming theirs so far on Buhari and Peter Obi. When will there be accountability in this nation??
Why should a man who can't deliver be elected to any political office?
All Nigerian politicians are the same sha, it's funny seeing people here fighting for them and trading insults on Nairaland. We clearly have a long way to go as a nation.

netmillionaires:
Lol. The cockerel on the measuring scale is like "E be like say I don dey add weight o. Let me come and reduce my food consumption so this man no go reason my matter"

The chicken even dey check/monitor the readings. Wahala be like weighing balance. 😂😂

Proudlyngwa:
Follow this guy.
Do exactly opposite of what he says and smile to the bank.

Follow him if u want to be useless in life

Even Dangote will be sent back to his village if he follows that guy's prediction. 😂😂

Hendrixky:
In football betting you involve all logic, psychology, intelligence minus emotions and you will win your bet


In a game like this give Chelsea straight wining no matter the bad form Chelsea are


Stake on your money on Chelsea and thank me later

Mr minus emotion, logic, psychology and intelligence, hope you've checked the full-time score?
Dey play. 😂😂

SALLYBERRY01:
I suspect politics cos why always quilox

But it wasn't politics when Nigerians were getting stranded on the road in that area cos of the drunkards that patronizes Quilox going on to park their vehicles on the road even on a Monday morning bah?
May God help you.

Calitoscassius:
Clearly he doesn't, hence why he is married to a white woman, he doesn't even like his own kind let alone.

Do you lots even read the rubbish you write before posting it here?
Jezz, which law states that he must marry a Nigerian??
Dude doesn't give a damn about your thoughts about his choice of spouse, keep your thoughts close to your anus or dump it in the nearest garbage truck.

Vinnie2000:
What's your Opinion?
Will God answer her Prayer? 🤔🤔


Mine: He will Likely NOT.😌
Couldn't she have gone home to Change her outfit?😒

Why not?
Are you God, or are you the one in charge of answering prayers or granting requests in heaven?

Fountainofyouth:
90% Nigerian men are always entitled to their parents property, they never want to build or have theirs, smh.

In other words, 90% of all the new houses been built is owned by women. You're truly clever by half. 😂😂😂

herkeem:
Ransome kor. There's adequate security on ground.

Hope the security is adequate along the route too and not just at the stations alone?
Something like this has happened before o, wherein a train was attacked by bandits/kidnappers leading to lose of lives, properties and several kidnap victims that only got released after paying ransom to the kidnappers. Inasmuch as this is a laudable effort by the government, please stay safe out there. 🙏

acorntree:
I understand that you have strong opinions about certain Nigerian lecturers and their abilities. However, it's important to maintain respectful and constructive dialogue when discussing issues partaining to others. Labeling lecturers as an "olodo" or a dullard is derogatory.

Furthermore, intelligence and job performance are complex and multifaceted. It's not appropriate to make blanket judgments about people's abilities based on limited information or personal opinions. Different individuals have different strengths and weaknesses, and it's important to consider a wide range of factors when evaluating their performance or potential contributions. Lecturers are not only meant to teach but also to do research. The task is huge and no resources to do these tasks effectively as there are no reliable electricity, internet services very poor etc. shouting they don't produce quality seed is not main task for those lecturering in crop farming

According to him, lecturers in the faculty of agriculture in all our universities are dullards because they failed in their only job of producing seeds for us. Very laughable comment.
The lecturers should make the seed from thin air na, no need for backup and all. These same lecturers at times will be on strike for months just to get their own salary from government.

nnamdi640:
Now compare to a private school teacher teaching two subjects and having 35 periods in a week , a period is 45mins, what will you say about that. Again lecturing jobs is less stressed compare to the above scenario.

How is teaching in a private secondary school related to lecturing at a federal university?
How is this even a justification for the low salaries that lecturers at federal Universities are given?

nnamdi640:
Your union should push for the motion, is like you guys don't know your right. How will you now survive if your allowances are not paid, you can trigger this motion and let your fellow workers see reasons to this, then the person representing you guys in your union should be made to understand this.

You're a joker sir.

motayoayinde:
The real number of slaughtered IDF thugs is over 3000. The last time I posted this, imbeciles on Nairaland were saying what Israel itself will never boast about.

Today alone, the Qassam brigade has killed and wounded over 30 of the idiots.

A few weeks ago, Nairaland cretins were jubilating over the "surrender" of Hamas 😆
I'm sure it's Ogbanje that's slaughtering the thugs now 😆.

Truth is the IDF is a shitty force with US backing, otherwise, it won't last three days with the Egyptian army.

It took your so-called shitty force just 6 days to dismantle the Egyptian army along with Arab coalition without a single soldier been contributed by the US. Ask Anwar Sadat how he almost lost about 30,000 soldiers to starvation and was forced to beg the US to open dialogue with Israel before the end of the Yom Kippur war. The force you called shitty has never lost a single war to your superior Egyptian army despite the fact that there has been numerous wars between them. You're living far from reality, dey play. 😂😂😂

Ballmer:
So being against the relentless killing of civilian is supporting terrorism can the Nigeria police also enter Ipobland land n kill just 500 woman n children while it level just 5 buildings will you be happy about that ? At least ipob as admitted killing Nigeria police n army.


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Your example isn't related to what you're saying sir. Palestine is not a part of Israel.
Let Nigeria send barrage of missiles into Russia like Hamas is doing to Israel and see what will be the response from Moscow, whether they will not respond as appropriate.Dey play.

FreeStuffsNG:
Hmmm. War is bad. Especially the war you go for out of anger with no exit strategy on the turf of your adversaries.

Kerekere, the war is dragging on for months and now becoming another prolonged Ukraine-Russia war.

May God console all the grieving families on both sides of the Palestinians and Israelis. Check my signature for free stuffs!

So war wasn't bad when you were celebrating the Hamas attack in early October, but is bad now that Israel has decided to go all out to exterminate Hamas at any cost? 😂😂

BloomingDale:
In as much as I hate the Arabs, Israel can lie for Africa. Even the devil fears them. This might be staged. It’s their way. They are not called the synagogue of Satan for nothing.

You mean that Israel staged the Hamas attack?
Even Hamas didn't call their attack as staged. Dey play. 😂😂

BloomingDale:
I bet those tunnels were used to traffic children by the Israelis. Dey play. Cleaning up all their evidence. Yeye Dey smell.

You mean that they're cleaning up evidence by exposing it?