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While in secondary school, I was always dating girls on and oFfline even without seeing you, once you trip for my voice, you're done for. I get girls' numbers from anyone who's willing to drop and the parol starts.

But there was a particular girl named Susan I was dating and I hadn't seen her no way to send pictures...no facebook, bbm or 2go. A girl in my school back then was living close to Susan's house so she brought her pictures.

Ol'boi come see this babe, she worwor die and she con fat join. See shame, my friends just dey laff. Me wey don tell them say I get one sure babe. The babe sef don tell me say she fine na so I believe am.

I stopped calling her since then and she came for my VS again. I just waved from afar.

Since that day my friends have been calling me SUSSY

What if you found two diamond stones? Wud you still sue them? No be 100naira dem dey sell malt. Shift abeg.

Mods post the next topic jare.

Slizbeat: Interview with cossy again? This is the second time this same interview is making nairaland frontpage. #SMH#

BTW, whatsup with nairaland and controversial celebrities If its not Tonto, it would be D'banj and Don jazzy, or cossy. Na wa 4 una o0, free them na.

this is like the thousandth time this complain will be made.

Free them mods abeg, dey fit do wetin dem like. C'est fini

If I chop rice for 2pm and I still no belleful and I still drink gaari for 2:30pm, e still no do, I con go buy gala and I chop am on top and my mama con dey complain say "dygeasy u go get fat o.. I'm sorry for you"


I go just tell her say "mama no worry I get twitter"




Tcheew yeye people!

We do BojuBoju ni...tcheew.. You called it a first date, wah does one do? You're now askin.

This is no news... Did you expect Odunlade Adekola to be paid #1million for his feature in opakan or Sanyeri to be paid same? Of course not. Yoruba movies are way below par except for some tho and even those sef still don't make up as much as they ought to. Its crazy really!

Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

P.S.

I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends / colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?

Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH.

By the way, that student was EINSTEIN.

brownlord: How i wish their papa no be illumnati now, i for say make i marry the eldest one, but no shakes i go still manage her sha, since na woman i go fit build her to my taste

still worried about illuminati aren't you? Why son? Why?

Torres needs psychological rehabilitation

havent really experienced much in their hands.
















i only noticed something, na TITI most nurse dey bear in the southwest where i am. who else noticed?

You go dey hear nurse titi nurse titi

There are two black birds sitting on the wall
One named...


You fit finish the song abeg

bestower: I never knew some nairalanders get brain like this,good thinking,good message.Bravo to the poster.love it.

then you are one of the people who joined nairaland after the website reached one million members.

babyosisi: I mean local as in village champion
Get it?
Pasuma ko possum ni

still not making much sense

[quote author=djibola][/quote]weighs indeed

Ibadiarann: I hope those girls won't inherit this.

trust me they are on their way to inheriting it.

Btw, dis ur username. Are u sure u aren't like this?

[quote author=maxwello.yg]*laughs in English* this man be sharp guy. but, does he actually think Obama will help him very much if he isn't an illuminati member ? *just asking*[/quote]*laughs in tongue* you are a dumb guy. Do you really think you can talk about any world known successful celebrity without associating them with illuminati? Just asking.

You keep talking about illuminati, dem dey advertise for yóur radio??

babyosisi: It's amazing how some people local dudes and dudettes get on front page
Yesterday it was mercy ayigbe or somebody
Na wa

and so f*cking what?

Wah are you saying? Local dudes and dudettes? Like seriously. Should it have been Angelina Jolie or Tom Cruise?


When wizkid or d'banj that you know are talked about, those aren't local dudes right?

Go sit down somewhere will you?

@ lomarten

you know you're sick don't you?

You totally spoilt front page with the advertisement of ur blog.

Trust issues I think. Tolerance too.




















I also go through something challenging and I'm fighting a big war against it. looking at my babe's hips and backside without wanting to f.u.ck her. She's a virgin by the way.

Smart jeezy: Na opera u dey use?

something wey you don already see wey una still dey ask... E resemble mozilla for your eyes??

mutaalim: Allah has not allow to have any problem with the so called Area Boys since i do my Morning Azkar and Evening Azkr (Remembrance of Allah) Area boys for where

Regards

shut up jor! What are we saying wahs he talking about? Na dese kind peeps dey vex person. The topic is a normal topic, must you take it religious. Go waka for where area boys dey make we see now. As if Area Boys are some curse/spirit. Ahn ahn...smh

Get one of these for Denrele or Charly boy and you're good!

You wanted to be rich so you went to a native doctor and he told you that you will be the richest man on earth on the condition that you will be mad for one full year! Now you have been mad for eleven months and thirty days, remaining just one day and a pastor came from no where and casted the spirit of madness out of you! QUESTION: What will you do?