Mine was Peter Crouch cos am tall and a fan of Liverpool, but my room mate call me Laptop cos every minute of the day am browsing

vicade: Turbidity.

One Biology teacher who likes to show himself pointed me out to define turbidity. I over defined it with multiple examples. And the whole class jeered and applauded. Since that day I was called turbidity. Good times.

oya whats turbidity??

For sale

I remember they used to call me Dog then, because my saw name was Ajah

One day, I provoked a guy and he brought bone to class the next day, and came to put it on my desk and shouting

Bingo, Bingo, eat some bone. The whole class saw the him, and were all shouting Bingo, bingo.

Even in maths class, them de call me adjacent. no be small thing.

I go enter school with happiness, come out with sadness

My papa done report to the principal tired so tay, principal nor know wetin to de again because any small thing, student go call you dog

This was when I was in High school and secondary school

E no esay mehn.

Memories

N.B: I no be Calabar, I be ibo boy

I had quite a few nick names.

Mine was "Pa Jimoh". Those who read the publication called ikebe super & Baba Ajasco will know why I am called Pa Jimoh.

mine was RASTER PLATE. me love reggae music and lyks feeling iree!
kpuyakka!

While in secondary school, I was always dating girls on and oFfline even without seeing you, once you trip for my voice, you're done for. I get girls' numbers from anyone who's willing to drop and the parol starts.

But there was a particular girl named Susan I was dating and I hadn't seen her no way to send pictures...no facebook, bbm or 2go. A girl in my school back then was living close to Susan's house so she brought her pictures.

Ol'boi come see this babe, she worwor die and she con fat join. See shame, my friends just dey laff. Me wey don tell them say I get one sure babe. The babe sef don tell me say she fine na so I believe am.

I stopped calling her since then and she came for my VS again. I just waved from afar.

Since that day my friends have been calling me SUSSY

jogrin0: they called me ''capon''....cuz i was alwayz d leada in any bad gang in school......though av changed

now u r leading fellowship

Secondary school: Zoo-Rhee-Cool; Zurique

Mine was 'ogede' or 'banana' in secondary school cos they considered me too soft but now man is endowed and bold.

Seun.... cos I always attack him when thread lyk dis make FP.

Dygeasy:
But there was a particular girl named Susan I was dating and I hadn't seen her no way to send pictures...no facebook, bbm or 2go. A girl in my school back then was living close to Susan's house so she brought her pictures.
Ol'boi come see this babe, she worwor die and she con fat join. See shame, my friends just dey laff. Me wey don tell them say I get one sure babe. The babe sef don tell me say she fine na so I believe am.
I stopped calling her since then and she came for my VS again. I just waved from afar.
Since that day my friends have been calling me SUSSY

I think you are a bit of a ret..ard and a bit of a moro..n
How can you date someone you havnt seen or met?!
You need to be caged indefinitely in a mental asylum!!!

Escaper cos i always had a way of escaping punishment den back in secondary skool even wen i was involved in committing an offence wit my guys.

Piro.

Kassidy90: They call me SMALL coz I have a small stature

No i think it is because you have a small willy!

stainless

Secondary school, '90s: Plato de Sanitoma.... Plato for short....

Dick man...because am used to f.ucking muslim girls...muslim girls toto swt very well..they dnt normally wear pant

ARE............Bcoz am d most troublesome and d most brilliant student................ARE gbogbo student

My Nickname in School?

I'm popular known and called as "SERVER" because I do crack for everyone in my campus cool browsing cheats and even configure it to their phone and pc even for free when I was in 100 level but nowadays,I do general assistance for lecturers,teaching and non-teaching staffs,stallites,freshers and jambites which made my nickname to be well known even up till now.

I love it.

Isi kwo nwa (head wey get extra jara for am)...

"age" oh man, i hate those guys, and The nickname was given to me because i was very young and i won't join the crime caucus. Hence they say i have age issues.

Emin3m... was and still is a die hard shady fan...

DABULL. Because I looked and played football like Daniel da bull Amokachi.

Chief-knocking officer....cos in my JS3, our intro-tech teacher saw i was a short boy...so he made me to knock anyone who made noise in class. Most times, i had to climb his chair to do so.

[color=#000099][/color]Mine is Osekita...because I resemble one of man tough lecturer back in school days.

Ramcie: Beyonce though it was more of mockery cos I had nothing as per backside level but now , God has helped me put my haters to shame. am now beautifully endowed .

Oh yeah? Well then I need yo numba!

I was called ,and still called M.I because I culd rap and also ma initials to my name "Maikudi Isa".

jogrin0: they called me ''capon''....cuz i was alwayz d leada in any bad gang in school......though av changed

u sure say u don change?

peter crouch

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