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Bigflamie: I didn't get the picture, is she trying to let us know that men's IQ is two times lower than women?
Oh no, she need to be whipped.

I don't get the picture, are you trying to explain your joke?
Oh no! You need to be whipped/banned/castrated.

[quote author=Becacia_Barbie]Oh dear, God bless you for this post! I was actually waiting for someone to post this. I can remeber clearly, Kim was always trying so hard to make the marriage work, bt Kris caredless...he treated her like trash, did annoying things, embarrased her etc infact from the whole story it was so obvious that kim was craving for Kris Love bt he never appreciated her for once. I knew d marriage was never going to last...because Kim suffered alot in that marriage nd she was always covering up for him whenever any memeber of her family reports him to her.
Kris should be blamed for everything![/quote]she proposed to him abi? Marriage starts from proposal doesn't it? If the guy opened his mouth to propose to her and after the marriage, would he then start misbehaving within a month. You said he never worked towards the working out of the marriage.

Stop watching reality shows!! Its your type of people that watches Nollywood movies and be like "awww.. The guy shouldn't have died", "this wouldn't have happened if that that had been done" its all scripted baby.. Don't be misled

L brasi: werey ni e.

in fact Baba Werey!

victorian: Marriage is suppose to be respected and honored... In Kim's case, if u had watched their marriage episodes, Kim tried so hard to make it work.. She cried and begged kris, that all she wants to have a loving husband .But kris was so full of himself.. I too fine, I get so tall, I get triceps.... Who cares? Ifshe is travelling she tell kris.... But when kris is travelling, he simply zooms off without telling her... If u as a man, yur wife travells at will without telling u, and comes when she likes how will u feel...?..What matters most is both parties making the marriage to work... Not just one side... Haven't u heard some men , saying they rather marry an ugly girl who has the fear ofGod and knows what marriage is all about, than marrying, miss world that could be so bitchy at home... I bet u know the saying.. Kris was so annoying in behavior and sarcastic too... He mouth too bad...and he also wants to invite friends to party in their home... Which responsible married man , will still be inviting random women and men for parties at home, while Kim wanted her privacy in her own home, is that too much to ask?.. And he is also competitive in nature.. Abeg... Gone are those days, one keep on suffering in silence, because yur married... Me , I won't suffer in silence sha and be crying all nite.

are you kidding me? You believe what you watch on 'keeping up with the Kardashians'? You've been totally brainwashed.

Come and tell me you believe Jenifa na. That she can't speak good English, she came from the vilage bla bla bla. People have been infected with all these shows honestly!

Onyinyechimara: Thankfully she looks like a human being again!

lool... Wah happened to her before?

Lynxxx and Oge Okoye look super hot on the cover of Red Sheet Magazine.

Lynxxx looking every bit a gentleman, I don’t even know why even bothers with the glasses. Super cute.

Actress Oge Okoye looking like a diva and absolutely stunning.

The magazine will be out soon, so look out for it.

Topic says "Funny things you inherited from your parents". Nothing seems funny so far from the above comments. The OP's sounds funny enough tho!

Damn! I missed my way.

I was alive when bunmioguns posted this...






























Etc. No be Joke!








No offence... Na joke we dey

laykhorn: I dont do all the bulk of sh*t u listed up there!
I do diffrent and unique things and that separates me from the norm, idi0t or whateva u call urself that copied that shit to paste it on NL.
NL is a poo of a virtual world where m0ron dump their junks.. Oga Seun should start diagnosing & screening people before they sign up

if Seun were to be screening people, you probably wouldn't have qualified for registration. If you laughed at d joke fine and if you didn't fine.

But seriously, OP I don't think those things make one normal. If you see ur joke somewhere else, and cos u already know all these u don't bother to do them. Would that make u abnormal?



Comedy isn't your calling!

laykhorn: I dont do all the bulk of sh*t u listed up there!
I do diffrent and unique things and that separates me from the norm, idi0t or whateva u call urself that copied that shit to paste it on NL.
NL is a poo of a virtual world where m0ron dump their junks.. Oga Seun should start diagnosing & screening people before they sign up

if Seun were to be screening people, you probably wouldn't have qualified for registration. If you laughed at d joke fine and if you didn't fine.

But seriously, OP I don't think those things make one normal. If you see ur joke somewhere else, and cos u already know all these u don't bother to do them. Would that make u abnormal?

Just put it up for sale in the Properties section on Nairaland! Settled!

Great Guy! Rest in perfect peace. You proved your worth!!

Happy birthday to him.



Also my IMAM's birthday is tomorrow. Sheikh Muhktadar Alekuwodo.

Should I expect a frontpage headline? Thanks mods!

victorian: He go taya... Let him hang in there, until kim and Kanye starts living together in their 11million dollars home, even have three kids join... His eyes go clear, and he will quietly move on and remarry someone of his class.. Keep on waiting for annulment..kini big deal, sef?

excuse me, wtf are you saying?




Let her and Keanye live anywhere, that doesn't stop the Humphery guy from living. Isn't he right to want to Annul the marriage?

Kim offering him 10million dollars is more like she's buying him out.

Talk of real mean, he just proved that.

Someone of his class you typed. What were you thinking when you typed that? There was once a marriage between these two, was there no class then? He isn't planning to remarry her is he? And he's gonna marry someone of his class soon okay?
You're way off point on this babe.



That's how ladies can be. Smdh!

He is crazy! Why is he fighting it?



Who's that woman crying up there? His wife or mother? Even if she didn't know when he was committing the atrocities leveled against him, by now she musta come to terms with it that her husband/son will amount to no good after judgement gets passed on him.



May you rot in jail... Bas.tard son of a thousand fathers.

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I pray they don't release him quietly sha. Somebody say AMEN!

onila: when i start having se..x

I want dygeasy to be in control in a considerate way

indeed when you start having...of course I will!

Samueldona: Thank you very much. I appreciate it

you're warmly welcome

Sorry bro I feel your pain. its a posture defect. The doctor was right when he said its nothing really bad but if you aren't comfy with it, you could seek medical help. But are you already feeling symptoms like weakness, numbness, or tingling in the legs
or chest pain and shortness of breath? If yes, then you
should be seen by a physician.


The treatment is nothing really.. Your doctor will likely begin by obtaining
your medical history, including when you
first noticed your symptoms, any history
of family members with similar problems,
and other history of back or neck
problems. A physical examination will then
be performed. This will assess the curve
of your spine both standing upright and
while bending forward. Your strength,
sensation, reflexes, and flexibility in your
arms and legs will also be tested.
Based on the results of the history and
physical examination, your physician may
order X-rays of your spine. This can help
differentiate postural kyphosis (normal
shaped vertebrae) from Scheuermann's
kyphosis (wedged-shaped vertebrae). If
your doctor finds any evidence of
neurologic injury, you may also obtain an
MRI of your spine. This can identify any
compression of the spinal cord or nerves.
If you have any chest pain or shortness of breath, your physician may
order additional tests to evaluate your heart and lungs.

Postural kyphosis can usually be treated with physical therapy to help
strengthen the muscles of your back and correct your posture. Mild
pain relievers and antiinflammatory medications can also help with
symptoms. These curves do not continue to worsen with time or lead
to more serious complications. Surgery is not needed for postural
kyphosis.

Hope that helps!

I have just a question...





























Why did your friend try them all?

[quote author=gree-die]we are all wondering if u made it tru kindergarten.....[/quote]hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... *this is a real joke

Oh my! Another dumbass on the loose.

Anytime I see that beautiful girl, my eyes is always pushing me.

I feel like drinking gaari. As I am typing this, afraid is catching so mods no go ban me.

Seriously? Bro seriously??


Kai! I don visit section today

Kcxee: naso e no easy bt thank God for my nokia 1110...!!!

another failed attempt at cracking a joke!


Smh

Think twice before posting.

Yhu missed the way bro

Very touching story... *sobs

[quote author=Table Leg ]I think you are a bit of a ret..ard and a bit of a moro..n
How can you date someone you havnt seen or met?!
You need to be caged indefinitely in a mental asylum!!![/quote]while you are a bit of a dumbass... I think this thread is about something that has happened in the past and you're here making it sound like yesterday.

I'm not surprised at all those things you put up there. Your brain can't work beyond that I'm pretty sure.

Hediot like you!

Interesting thread... Smart Peeps!

But...



I have a question...














Did Adam and Eve know all these??

I hail all of you o.


IMHO I think love is overrated. Few relationships have the basic things required to be called true love. Even amongst people who commented above me. Nth to make much fuss about.

I leave the scene of the source of the anger, sit down somewhere and talk to 'anger'. Seriously I'd be like "can you imagine? People just make someone get angry ehn? Bla bla bla" after murmuring to myself a few sentences, I get over it. I don't vent my anger loudly sha.

We all know its going to take a lot of time before they are going to get a dime from the airline or they shouldn't even get at all.
Not with the way they're going about their protests.

'Dana' isn't supposed to just walk right into the middle of the protesters and start handing them paycheques. It doesn't work that way.

Definitely not with those placards and the messages they carry.

There are better ways to go about this type of things IMO.