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RomanceRe: Why Can't I Have This by DyingFetus(op): 9:21am On Sep 25, 2023
Ikennaford:
How old are youhuh
Old enough to kms
RomanceWhy Can't I Have This by DyingFetus(op): 8:58am On Sep 25, 2023
All I can think about allday is having a wife to come home to. I want somebody to hold hands with. I want to make her dinner for and go out for bike rides and walks. I want to be in love so much. Im tired of being alone. I want somebody to wake up next to me. I'm a square dude.I'm mostly asexual. I'm intelligent. Only primitive men sleep around. I'm organized, neat, clean and we'll groomed.

I'm in class and I can't focus on this wire twisting, planning schematics, trade-slave nonsense, but shit. All I can think about is not having a girl to hold.

I want my parents to have grand children and for my grand parents to see me a father. I'm the only male still standing. Out of my male family members all r either dead, in jail or flabby & sick drinking their life away. I want to let them see I was able to make a successful life and carry the family leagacy.

How do I find the right petite girl to make it happen?
Foreign AffairsRe: Sicilian Mafia: Matteo Denaro Dies At 61 by DyingFetus: 8:44am On Sep 25, 2023
Cancer get cure but CIA day kill anybody way wan comot the cure
FoodRe: The Catfish I Bought For #2500 by DyingFetus: 6:07am On Sep 25, 2023
Omo your stew weak me


Na only you fit chop that thing
HealthRe: Look At What Papaya Soap Did To My Cousin by DyingFetus: 6:03am On Sep 25, 2023
Bobrisky junior well done
CrimeRe: I Nearly Committed Murder This Night by DyingFetus: 6:00am On Sep 25, 2023
Just one thing and you couldn't even do it right


Kys nigger
RomanceRe: This Is The Biggest Cucumber I Have Ever Had! ( Pics ins.) by DyingFetus: 5:45am On Sep 25, 2023
Na so olosho take day start
RomanceRe: Weird Encounter With A Lady In Abuja This Evening by DyingFetus: 5:43am On Sep 25, 2023
You did a good job


Women nowadays are not to be trusted


But you could've told her to park her car someplace and you'd give her a ride to wherever she's going
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DyingFetus: 6:22pm On Sep 24, 2023
Twin peaks 8/10
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DyingFetus: 6:18pm On Sep 24, 2023
The dark Knight (2008). 9/10
RomanceRe: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush?? by DyingFetus:
Anny69:
Dyingfetus is my crush. cheesy
undecided
ProgrammingRe: Techlord Mentor by DyingFetus: 3:48am On Sep 24, 2023
Contact hack sultan on Twitter
ProgrammingRe: Nairaland Acting Funny by DyingFetus: 3:48am On Sep 24, 2023
Using Nairaland
ProgrammingRe: What Email Hosting Service Is The Best? by DyingFetus: 3:48am On Sep 24, 2023
Host your own mail server
ProgrammingRe: Remote Work: Your Experiences As A Remote Worker by DyingFetus: 3:46am On Sep 24, 2023
Dahyur119:
How easy is it for some to get a remote job ?
Very easy if you've experience and connect
ProgrammingRe: How Una De Take Subscribe For Twitter Blue by DyingFetus: 3:45am On Sep 24, 2023
Barter by flutter wave
ProgrammingRe: Android Livestream & Modern Development by DyingFetus: 3:44am On Sep 24, 2023
Brogrammer:
Hey boss, is there any alternative to android studio? It's quite heavy and slow on my system
Flutter with vs code if you're autistic
RomanceRe: Wearing Of Short trousers To Church Is There Anything Really Bad In It? by DyingFetus: 3:36am On Sep 24, 2023
Who church epp

The yt nigger have used religion to cage the ape nigger
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Share Your Experience On Being Jobless In Nigeria by DyingFetus: 3:35am On Sep 24, 2023
I used to be homeless and jobless back in varsity on them corners of Baltimore
Lucky enough I got picked out of them corners by my church minister , the man helped my life so much , gave me a place to sleep in the church and got me a janitor job for me to be doing meanwhile doing that job I was learning how to code and after 3 years I got a job with a cyber security company

EducationRe: Does Carryover Count In Academic Transcript by DyingFetus: 3:23am On Sep 24, 2023
Just drop out now before it's too late and learn to code

RomanceRe: Nigerian Girl Reveals Why School Life Is The Best (picture) by DyingFetus: 3:23am On Sep 24, 2023
Back in uni I used to bleep girls for indomie and orobo coke

Good ol days

RomanceRe: This Is So Bad, And A Disgusting Experience. by DyingFetus: 3:19am On Sep 24, 2023
Op saying all these and the nigger ain't gonna let his daughter marry a poor fok

SportsRe: Nigerian Gymnast Girl Face Chilling Racism In Ireland by DyingFetus: 3:17am On Sep 24, 2023
Deport her nigger ass back if she can't deal with it

HealthRe: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by DyingFetus: 3:12am On Sep 24, 2023
Vision101:
Let's hear the sound first before we know what to recommend.
Gbam

I'm willing to drop $10 to hear her fart
EducationRe: 10 Degrees That Lead To The Highest Paid Jobs In The World by DyingFetus: 3:11am On Sep 24, 2023
sunnx:
What of Public Administration (Bsc, MSc & Dr) am just asking for a friend
Waste of time and money if you're studying that shit
RomanceRe: I Got A Sweet Italian White Pussy Babe In My House. Come Bleep Her For 20k by DyingFetus: 3:06am On Sep 24, 2023
Me I like them young as young as possible grin

PoliticsRe: Take Your Igbo Day Out Of Port Harcourt. by DyingFetus: 3:05am On Sep 24, 2023
Biafra is coming

First We ddos Nigerian web servers and medicore government websites

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