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Lol.

Nasco, strawberry cream filled in particular and mcvities short bread

But der are yorubas from kogi.

Lol lol lol lol!! That Specific ocean got my ribs cracking

Unibenstudent: even if u had the ability/potential to carry it out?

even if

Ok, kontinu

Unibenstudent: I will look forward to seeing u act a movie.Go girl

naaaahh! That's not my call in life. Even if dem dash me movie role, I no collect.

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ammyluv2002: Yes o! Mercy Johnson all the way abi Funke Akindele? Both of them sha

their collabo is always something else. Those ladies are really funny.

01emek: yea thank you. But what weight do you recommend for a lady? Can a lady weight 80kg and still not fat.

to me a lady weighing 80kg is fat oo. I think d limit shud be 7okg

ijigaparadox: Lol.. I remembered as a growing child, if you show me any lady and say this is my wife, I would start crying. it happened to me and my now seminarian friend. we called ourselves priest... we always boast "I be fada". Now in two years from now, my friend would make dat statement come to past while me don derail. Den make Satan punish you say my power pass you make u come tell me say I go marry.. I go slap your spirit commot from your body. I remembered wen I we travelled to spend the holidays with my late aunty and there was this particular girl that always call me her husband... I would chase her and beat... one day, I chased her until as I caught her when was still running I fell on her.. people laugh tire... my cousins and elder bros always torment my life by asking her who would sh marry... she always pointed me and I always chased her for beating. this can take place over 10 times a day with my cousins inciting it....

lol. Those were d good ol' days

[quote author=ijigaparadox]How abt building house with sand on your feet when it rains or cooking rice in tin can (gongoni)? are u guilty or not? Lol...[/quote

ijigaparadox: How abt building house with sand on your feet when it rains or cooking rice in tin can (gongoni)? are u guilty or not? Lol...

guilty as charged. D day we took d cookin stuff to anoda level, we almost burnt down our neighbour's house cos we cooked closed to some dried up plantain trees and to make matters worse, it was in d harmattan season. That was back then in airforce base ikeja. See koboko whipping. I can't forget!

80kg is very ok for a guy.

Opening the refrigirator door and closing it gently, jus to watch the light go off.

Mercy Johnson.

Awesome.

Unibenstudent: what section re u gonna be posting the topic?

I dunno for now

Unibenstudent: u have never opened a topic

I'm yet to come up wit an appropriate topic.

Unibenstudent: I go like propose to u with whole of the diamond in south africa.

bring d diamonds come 1st, then we go reason am

Depends on d circumstance. Is he worth it? D reason why d lady in question turned him down. If d reason isn't cogent enough, then I'll go ahead. And also, if d lady in question isn't my friend, then no problem

dicefrost: just look at them go..........I'm not good at trading insults, I don't argue with idiots, they simply drag you to their level and beat you with experience.
don't waste your time, I won't reply

lolz! True that.

Unibenstudent: I be dude ,no be only Dude but dodo ,anyways u just dey chop money see as skin clean pass american road

lolz! Na God

OXYGENN01: A stinking fool like u will always be a victim to boko haram.Foolish poverty stinking nigerian. What positive thing has u fools contributed to Africa to be proud of.The fact that you are a nigerian makes you A FOOL AUTOMATICALLY .What actually works in your useless pathetic country? bombings and killing. A LOW LIFE F.O.O.L LIKE YOU WANTS TO FLEX MUSCLES. When did boko fools like nigerians started flexing muscles.You fools should know nigeria is the most useless ever country to exist with fools as citizens. Stinking shapeless ape like you should be ashamed you came as a nigerian because it has made you sooo foolish to be classiedto be human STINKING APE CONCEIVED By USELESS LovePeddler PARENTS.

hahahahhaahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha, OMG! I cudnt help but quote u again! Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha #ROTFL #YIMU. Abegi! Am off.

GHKWAME1: Shut up! I would have ignored that fuckkery you posted ^^^ above until you brought my country in. My only wish is that many Ghanaians will see the true nature of low life cannibals like you. Ghana is not your neighbor dummy, your neighbours are Benin, Niger, Chad and Cameroon(where you army sought sanctuary from a fire fight from the book boys). The fork, stop rating yourself in a faceless chat, for all we know you might be a cheap wh0re.

blah blah blah

AWESOME!!!

collynzo2: That is deep!
You look good too.
Do not let these Gaynaians stain you please.

thanks bro. Of course I won't even let dem stain d very dirt I step on. Dey are so full of hate!! I cringe in disgust weneva dey open their mouths! And I ask myself "are these guys really our neighbours?" Geez! Mehn!! So much hatred is bad for d body and soul u knw?

Unibenstudent: diamondbaby how fr

dude I dey, what's up?

OXYGENN01: stinking mumugerian ape.Why wont u agree.

of course I'll totally agree. I mean, take a look at ur composure. U are already shakin in ur boots. Anyway, I don't even hav d precious time to waste on trading words with a low life like u. As a nigerian, am above that. So suck it up. U r not even worth my mention so this will be the last time I'll quote a scumbag like u cos ur so pathetic. I have a lot of classy ghaniain friends who won't behave in such an unruly manner. I guess ur one of dem poverty stricken and classless ghanians. Pity. PS: u are disgusting below scum itself. Don't bother quoting me cos I won't give u d pleasure of responding to a God forsaken neanderthal cos u r a non existent entity. Peace!!

I totally agree.

Anaskie: Tanx dear. We are all patiently waiting for October 14th. The tension is killing, I swear. We've heard lots of tinz about dis new DG, I just pray they r all false. R u on BBM?

yes

Anaskie: I guessed as much from d background of ur profile pix. Just finished from there dis August. Ur in d April batch abi?

wow, success is urs. I guess d results aren't out yet. Well yes, am in april d batch

Anaskie: Dymondgurl. Law school Lagos campus ryt?

yes