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Dreyl:
[color=grey]LMAO.. Bae thank God you were honest,i know you wouldn't do such to me cuz i'm the only guy that can make you wet.[/color]

dreamer! Bos day don break oo

Dreyl:
[color=grey]i hope say you know wet your thongs because of this nigga.[/color]

lol, Dreyl you jerk!! Naaa, I neva kolo reach that level nau

Mayor21:
Lol.. I also love eating 'em raw, have you eaten the fried ones before?

lol, sure. Bt most of the time, am nt patient enuf to fry 'em, so into my mouth dey go.

Dannylux:
Which movie is He known for? His name doesn't ring a bell.

Resident evil: retribution, baggage claim. Just the few I can remember.

yungcyrus:
0.000 million likes 4 you

#yimu

freecocoa:
One bad experience and all girls are the same, smh.

You are only depriving yourself my dear, if you fail, pick up yourself and try again, now this doesn't mean you become a f00l, loving someone doesn't turn you into that, love the right person.

She was loving you 90% and you loved her 10% and when the tables turned, she's the devil? Did you stop for a minute to think about how she must have felt when she was the one taken for granted? Listen my dear, it's trying to play too smart and acting out a script so you don't lose out that makes it harder than it should be.

If someone loves you and you don't love them back, be human and civil enough to tell them the truth and move on, if they happen to fall for you and you think you can feel that way too, then put an effort and make it work, if you both fell for each other, then by all means love yourselves without trying to be the one who doesn't lose out, just do things the way is supposed to be done, simples.

you are just awesome, 1000,000,000 likes for you.

Well, that's what happens when some of you are all about the physical attributes, witout takin your time to know what the gal in question is all about. Bt my condolences to those of you who have fallen victim. Better luck next time + use your head.

Mayor21:
Termites, in Cross river state. Very delicious.

I love eating the termites raw. Yummy!!

This one pass Morse code

Unibenstudent:
which one be CRT abi na CRS abi crk?

court

Unibenstudent:
it was brain tasking..but hopefully I pray am succesful..where were u that day?

am presently at home. Our crt placement is on-going. The new students are in sch now.

Unibenstudent:
I was @ law school,the building was shabby though

well what do you expect from the 1st law sch in the history of this country. Anyway, dey plan on relocating somewhere else coz the environment is no longer condusive for learning with the island hustle n bustle. How was your exam?

Kimmo:
I haaave!
My corper neighbor made it for me when I was serving. I really loved it. She's from Jos, and apparently it's a fairly common soup there. She taught me how to make it then, but I just couldn't find the groundnut paste in the market I checked in Lagos.

groundnut paste?just get fresh groundnuts that have been removed from their shells, then grind. Just like how you'll grind egusi. They are sold in cups. That's how you get dem in paste-like form

Its very delicious. You should try it some time.

@ davroca16. You included curd as one of the remedies. Did you mean milk curd or anyother kind of curd?

Whobedatte:
Waaoo!! Don't those lips aren't natural nao!

of course dey aren't nao! am talking about what's beneath.

Paw paw, no no no. How can someone like that fruit? Yuck!

Already have dem pink lips, bt I want dem pinker! Thanks OP

Telemundo all the way. What's African magic? Is it the name of an animal, place or thing?! Sue me!

changes1:
Niggy needs to get money to pay tithe. He needs to be seen as a very big financial partner in the church.
He needs money to buy relaxer for his hair. He needs money yo buy iPad to use in church.
He needs money to buy suit and tie or else he will be seen as not being filled with "the spirit"...

He needs money to buy rhapsody devotional Bible...

He needs money to show off so other people will think that once you are a member of the church, you speak in tongues, you can speak to your account and miracle money will appear in your bank account...

Guy needs to buy a big phone so he can snap pastor while he's preaching...

Its just so unfortunate that he tried getting the money the wrong way..

Work hard, money and success will follow u.

Don't tell me they just tied the banker for four days without "touching" her. Abi Na kerosine dey flow through their veins Oh!! I just remembered, their pastor said its not a sin to mas.turbate...

Keep stealing money to help your fellow man expand his business empire...

Quote me and watch Zeus knock you dead.

BTW I'm not just talking, I was once a member some months back... I know what I'm saying.

hmm, I been wan quote, bt in support bt that zeus thing.....anyway I don quote

Lol. Tho your post is hitting the front page late, its still fresh as ever. Great job naijasinglegirl. My laughter actually caused a stir here, so had to show it to my siblings. Now everyone is high on laughter.

Terrible. An increase in surveillance and more is needed

Classicalmusic:
Ok. Lets stop, ok? Gives a hug. I wasn't really serious, just trying to know if you're so emotional. This is just merely conversation.

No need to finish my ex. Sorry if i made you feel unhappy today. Stay cool, gurl!

warefa! Like I care

1one:
Aii

So Where's your own

its tucked way beneath my weave

1one:


What if I give you my word.

naaah, can't risk it. Pardon me

Classicalmusic:
Hahahahahaha, i wish i'm shekau so that i can scare hell out of you. I don't need to know you because I already known your kind of girl. You spend a lot of time on the mirror trying to make up and trying to deceive all these men? There's God oh Pretty face is not be-all in a relationship

You do not match none of these two girls. If you do, I wouldn't have hit on you

Be cool and smile whenever a nigga is saying the truth.

lol, thank God you know you are a nigga. Anyway, abeg park well. This one that you want to die ontop my matter this hot afternoon, have you eaten today?.......naaaaah, I don't think so. Go get something to eat and stop showing everyone on nairaland how shallow minded and foolish you are. Capish!

1one:
Woooow!!!

You can send me the picture, I would edit the face out and post it back on Nairaland.. Don't worry I'd do it for free no charge at all.

lol..- don't trust you jare

1one:
Is that your friend a Nigerian?


Ahhhhhh yeeeee... See hair...

yesss ooo, she is ibo. My roomy back in sch. I have a full pic of her hair with her face showing, bt it won't be appropriate for me to upload it here witout her permission

My friend's hair. I just left the low cut crew so its, you know, small.....

Krystalxxx:
I been with two. Wait a minute, do u know me? U seem to have special abilities in knowing about people. If I wanna lie, it's a faceless forum so it's useless as nobody cares. Btw we r both sinners. Even the two guys or girls NOBODY should be proud of such. So two? You're no saint jare!

don't mind that mofo that calls itself classicalmusic. Its. Just looking for attention and followers. It is just an empty barrel that can lie. Imagine it telling God on judgement day that he has had only 2 galfriends.. Like who cares about a bloody and irrelevant mofo like it.

Classicalmusic:
Hahaha, and you haven't slept with a man that is not your husband, right?
You're just fooling yourself. I pity your boyfriend. Please accept the truth. At least, you've slept with many guys and are countless rightnow

hahahahhahhaha, omg! At least I have the decency not to claim am so perfect and persecute some other person, unlike you. What makes you tink you are better than the lady on the post. For all I know, you are nothing bt a self righteous pervert.you are not better than any human being in this world, even shekau. As for my personal life, do you even know my surname? Do you even know if am actually a female? Mumuni.obviously you are the greatest fool ever liveth! Hohohoohohohohoohoh rotfl