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kocvalour: "I blame my mother for my poor sex life," went one of her jokes. "All she told me was 'the man goes on top
and the woman underneath.' For three years my
husband and I slept in bunk beds."

RIP

lol...and another "Stacy Keibler's gown to the oscars is as golden as d wedding ring she'll neva get from George Clooney". I'll miss dt crazy old lady like crazy. I remember her introducing her daughter on fashion police as 'd child dat ripped her vajayjay to shreds during child birth' RIP Joan. D Joan Rangers will sorely miss u.

Unibenstudent: should I replace d actor?

if d role is d lead actor, no need for replacement

Unibenstudent: I will help shoot the video :title/is Quest for diamond girl

lol

mathsguru: pls can I have ur attetion? I will appreciate ur respond

now u have my attention, shoot.

I've been receiving a lot of BCs from my friends in calabar. Don't knw how true it is.

You guys, ders is nothing wrong with this na. If e too hard u, go use ur own banks ATM. Its just a mean of generating income and which in turn help in running d economy. ATM charges obtainable outside d country are mountains, compared to d mole hills we r complaining bout.

DECOtech: Babe, you are so fine. Will u marry me? ...I don't mind if you cheat on me.

lolz! I don hear.

Head of State

fajani: don't be deceived, they are all drug pusher

ur opnion is so strong. I've heard a similar gist bout celebrities pushin drugs n helpin politicians in money laundering cos their bank accounts can't be audited since their income isn't ascertainable. Oh well...beautiful houses I must say!!

Unibenstudent: Ok,are u on bbm

yea

Unibenstudent: I think there are other colourful gems more beautiful than diamond

well its not all about colour, its about worth

Wow! d guy sef.

Unibenstudent: Ok,diamond girl, do u really love diamonds?

lol, of course I do, who doesn't?

Unibenstudent: U should have used only a k

I used whatever coz I don't care

lusciouslex: Miss Madonna, pardon me please. I enjoy making mockery of people to my own delight. Madonna is the BEST!

whatever

MAYOWAAK: This can be explained by the embedded message in Jeffrey Archer’s ‘Death Speaks’ in his collection ‘To Cut a Long Story Short’. The narrative is of a merchant in Baghdad whose servant ran back from the market, looking very terrified and assuring his master that he saw death in the market-place and that the latter threatened him. He pleaded with his master to lend him a horse, so he could ride away and avoid his fate. “I will go to Samarra and there death will not find me,” he said. The merchant obliged and the servant rode away. Then the merchant went to the market and confronted death for giving his servant a fright. Death calmly replied: “That was not a threatening gesture, it was only a start of surprise. I was astonished to see him in Baghdad for I had an appointment with him tonight in Samarra.”

Death speaks, it is true.

now ds is scary. Reminds me of d movie 'final destination'

ayukdaboss: Trust me it's getting that bad o...Are you in Calabar??

am not in calabar for now, but I live der, I left in april. School stuffs.

ayukdaboss: Trust me it's getting that bad o...Are you in Calabar??

am not in calabar for now, but I leave der, I left in april. School stuffs.

Bro, take a chill pill. Its everywhere as long as der r gals der bt d reason why its looks as if its so bad in cali is cos cali is a small place so things like ds tend to be blown out of proportion. So d 99% is quite an exaggeration on ur part. Its not dt bad oo

lusciouslex: Am so sure you attend/attended MADONNA. How many times did you fail JAMB? Almost all MADONNA girls I know of are so arrogant and saucy. Is it because of your peanut tuition fee? The certificate is awarded in character and in learning; of which you have none.

hmm, ur obviously high on urine. I dont even hav d time to start disputing d facts of a social media miscreant like u. I wonder why all d madonna gals u knw r saucy if der is nothing wrong wit u. BTW I understand wat u mean by peanuts, in fact every one does ROTFL!! And u can't even be a judge of character cos u also have none. Ur useless opinion has no effect on any of us cos u don't even matter in d 1st place. So run along and get high on urine.

lusciouslex: Why is MADONNA not in this list? Most of you wanna be graduates are being salvaged by all these private illegally legal schools. JAMB: will do it to 'em over and over again.

and why shud madonna be in the list huh?! Pls make proper findings before coming here to spew rubbish from ur mouth!

davidif: Really?? I left Access in 1999. Which school is Zenith? I don't think that school was there when I left.

Zenith was also established in 1999. Its situated on d high way opposite army junction. I was on transfer from Airforce secondary sch, ikeja.

davidif: Really?? What happened to the school? I left when "Admin" left. Did you go to the school also?

no I didn't but I schooled in Zenith and I had friends in Access too.

Amya: I really don't understand how you'll see fire clearly and on your own decide to jump into it.

Dear lady, I'm not saying you're desperate to get hitched, but hello! How in the word will you see this man who's cold to you, who doesn't care about you and who obviously regrets engaging you as someone you want to spend the rest of your life with?. He does not love you! And he doesn't care about you feelings either. He goes for weeks without calling you! I'm sure even one night stands show better courtesy than this.

The honest truth is that he's been looking for a reason to leave you all this while, and you gave him just that reason to. But be happy he left you now, cos he's have still left you eventually. He does not care about you at all.

Why in the world will you bring his father into this? Do you have an iota of respect? Jeez!
Well his father has nothing to do with him leaving you so you know.

By the way you sound really obsessive. And this engagement sounds like an arrangement between families. Move on already. His ship has sailed

OUCH!! Babe ur truth hurts!!

davidif: Yes o, the good old days at Access, Calabar in the 90's. Chei! memories.

so u went to access? D school is now a shadow of its former self. I guess its poor management.

jmoore: So a private person created you? Clap for yourself.

ROTFL!

Bunsky: Dnt even knw what to comment,any way Thank u jesus for your miracle,and we pray for the remaining victims to recover ijn.

amen and God bless us all

Is he Tyrion Lannister kind of dwarf? Or u actually meant to say short? If he is short and ur a tall gal like me, its no big deal. But if u short....my dear pity ur unborn children BTW, na true?

We don hear