₦airaland Forum

omowolewa:
If you critically look at his mouth, you will know washing undies na small thing.

Donire:
His right, i have a girlfriend in lagos that If i sleep with her, that day I dey play bet. I fit use 100naira cash out 500k. But she dey run from me. Na money i dey even use wyne her make she come over. If i dey get her on steady , i for don buy nigeria and still get change. But her shakara for me no be hear. This i have tested not once and not twice, i bought my car 6million from 200k stack on bet wey i knack her . I no dey bet. But once she step into my flat, bros i dey pick game randomly, na sure bet. I fit even play Luton town to beat man city. If e no enter call me .

englishmart:
I pray the oil dries up, so we can think of another way of generating revenue.
The oil is making us very lazy

youngsahito:
Yet Bobrisky can't be given option of fine, our judiciary is a mess. If you want to steal money on this country, just steal big enough to cover some people mouth without thinking twice.

Usmanovic95:
The part wey off me na when Dem talk say he kidnap baby cheetah, abeg who con later pay the ransome to free the baby cheetah from the honey bandit abi badger.

Psady:
Welcome to the party! U bought 1500mb straight Ike that , bro u too like awoof!
Next time buy 500mb ,when it's almost getting exhausted top it again just like that ...they can't steal what u don't have.

UnknownQueen:
Like this , I'm a millennial but have the heart of a Gen Z .
I can challenge even Tinubu..
Idgaf

Saao:
you don't even have shame. Most Peter Obi comment is to help the government succeed. Buhari a farmer without certificate left government with dollar to naira far less than 1k but you here jubilating on Sunday with less demand for dollars. Why not wait till weekdays? We are all suffering it together so is not about opposition. Tinubu misfired and he keep misfiring instead of retracting his steps, he is so arrogant about it. Most criticism of Tinubu comes from the north but you guys snub or scared of north and focusing on Igbo's. Some of us from the middle belt are even criticizing him more because of insecurity than Igbo's but u focus more on them.

SonofGod231:
Last Christmas, during the hols my kid sis who is 21 said I should mind the way I talk to her if not I won't like the way she would respond. I asked her what did you say?she said "I heard her right".
If not for my Dad I for show her how I bathed and wore her diapers before dropping her off at school. It was serious and I was really pissed.

Goriolamartins:
I heard those gen zs are very rude

Tzar:
So you don't mind if she is unfaithful/ constantly cheats on you?

drimzsmoke:
This are qualities needed in a house help too, you know🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚

Mrtaye:
It's about comfortability....as e never get funds to build his own won't he make himself comfortable so that he will be able to reason and think straight each time he get home...
Abi you want him to dey regret or feel sober anytime he is going home due to the disreputable state of his rented apartment.....so how is he going to dream and reason big on such a shacked apartment if he doesn't gift it a facelift......or what are you insinuating

Elzazzi:
Especially when you have enough of it.

Robinmido:
Do you know where I can download the song titled democracy?

seanwilliam:
Nothing new, happens in Ibadan everyday