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Romance / Lady Narrates How Abuja Boys Abandoned Her & Her Friend In Club With A 2.5M Bill by DyshApp: 8:28pm On May 01
A lady has narrated via her page on TikTok @bigbadteee how four Abuja big boys left her and her friend stranded at a club after ordering drinks worth 2.5 million.

She started by stating that the men whom they just met at a lounge persuaded them to come with them to a popular club.

After several pleas, they agreed to go with the gentlemen but had no idea that the men weren’t what they claimed to be.

They all vibed to the music being played at the club and ordered as many drinks as possible including the ones which required special serving methods.

However, when it was time to pay, the men vanished under the guise of a disagreement they had between themselves, leaving the lady and her friend alone.

She also mentioned that the actions of the men, caused her and her friend to stylish exit the clubhouse because they didn’t have enough money to settle the bill.

outside for the people we came with, they started suspecting that we were criminals because of the way we acted. I called a friend of mine and told him about the situation, he parked waiting for us at the entrance of the club. While the bouncer left to go look for them we followed closely behind him and run leaving our shoes behind once we had the chance.

In her words;

“We met up at the club and went in together, it was a big club. We were dancing and having fun not knowing that we were going to jam ourselves in our Waterloo. As we tried to step out, the waiter stepped with us and refused to let us leave the club. Over ten minutes they were not back, I started panicking, the room started spinning and I couldn’t even hear the music. I asked them to bring the bill and they did, it was 2.5 million, I said ma it’s not me that order this drinks, at least you saw the guys that were here with us. She was very rude, she said somebody has to pay the bill and that we were the only ones left at the table. I told the bouncer to help us check outside for the people we came with, they started suspecting that we were criminals because of the way we acted. I called a friend of mine and told him about the situation, he parked waiting for us at the entrance of the club. While the bouncer left to go look for them we followed closely behind him and run leaving our shoes behind once we had the chance.

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Celebrities / Wizkid VS Davido: James Brown Calls For Cease-fire; Confesses Crush On Wizkid by DyshApp: 12:37pm On May 01
Controversial crossdresser, James Brown has called for a cease-fire between the quarreling musicians, Wizkid and Davido as he confesses he is crushing on the former.

Gistreel recalls that the two musicians kicked off their beef on Monday, 28th May when Wizkid decided to use a video of Davido as a meme.

The events that followed the single act had been a back and forth insulting remarks from one to the other.

James Brown who is fed up with the fight has come online to call for a cease-fire. He urged Wizkid to stop fighting with Davido.

He noted that he doesn’t really like Davido that much because he had blocked him some years ago and has refused to unblock him.

Urging them to stop throwing shades at each other, James Brown added that he is crushing on Wizkid.

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Romance / Relationships With Nigerian Men Are Filled With Wahala - UK Lady Narrates by DyshApp: 7:31pm On Apr 30
UK-based lady recounts how ‘her eyes saw the back of her head’ while she was dating Nigerian men.

The lady was interviewed by a street journalist who questioned whether she had ever been in a relationship with an African man.

She revealed that she has dated both Nigerian and Ghanaian men and had different experiences with both.

The UK-based lady revealed that her relationship with Nigerian men was filled with Wahala and her eyes saw the back of her head.

Recounting her experience with Ghanaian men, she stated that she found the relationship sweet, although not as spicy as that of her Nigerian lovers.

When asked to choose between Nigerian and Ghanaian men, she picked Nigerian men. She said that she chose Nigerians because of how they spiced up the relationship despite how they had treated her.

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Romance / Lady Breaks Up With Boyfriend Over Wizkid And Davido Beef by DyshApp: 6:45pm On Apr 30
Lady narrates her frustration as she dumps her boyfriend for being too obsessed with the famous music star, Wizkid.

This comes amid the ongoing beef between Wizkid and his colleague, Davido.

In a post shared by Famousblogng on Instagram, the unidentified lady took to the WhatsApp DM of someone to spill her guts over the issue she recently had with her boyfriend.

According to her, her boyfriend has become too obsessed with posting about Wizkid and referring to him by the name, Popsy, which he is fondly called by his fans.

She wondered why her boyfriend who is 27 years would be referring to someone else as Popsy when he has a father at home.

The lady recounted how they would be having a conversation and he would cut in with a topic about Wizkid.

The text read …

I just broke up with my boyfriend or I should say ex now and I pray I don’t go back to him I cant just imagine being with someone so stqpid He’s 27 and he’s doing fc fc up and
down since morning he has been posting Wizkid up and down with the caption popsy meanwhile he has a father its becoming annoying at this point sometimes if we’re having a serious conversation he will just cut in and say he doesn’t like stress and wants to be like his popsy, the obsession is becoming too ins•e abeg Africahotspot I don tiree”

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Celebrities / The Rise Of Alte by DyshApp: 9:06pm On Apr 29
From Cruel Santino's Rapid Fire to Amaarae's Digital Princess Going Viral, and from the bustling streets of Lagos, Nigeria, to Ghana, alté has managed to weave itself into youth culture, becoming a poignant influence on how they see and interact with the world. Could this mean that alté has infiltrated youth culture?

The answer could be yes. In recent times, Nigeria has witnessed a highly concentrated saturation of people, particularly Gen Z and young Millennials, who identify with the Alté movement.

Coined loosely from the words 'alternative' (English) and 'alte' (Latin), alté (pronounced as ul-teh) can be said to be the Nigerian lingo for "something other than normal", different, individualistic or non-conforming. It is said to have begun in the early 2000s by a group named the DRB Lasgidi in Lagos and only began to gain prominence in the 2010s following the upsurge of unique-sounding acts like Santi, Lady Donli, Odunsi (The Engine) and several others.

Alté was first mentioned in Boj's 2014 classic, Paper.

"The ladies love me because I'm an alté guy." The word alté has been mentioned in more songs since that debut and has become an identifying name for one-third of every Gen Z. In a music scene heavily saturated by mainstream artists, alté musicians have managed to wield some form of influence and made their mark. Staying true to themselves, like the pioneers say the movement entails, these genre-bending outliers have made brilliant sounds consumed by even the thickest conventional Nigerian youth.

Ever heard of ALTE? Find out how Alte has planted it's roots into the hearts of Nigerians
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Romance / Why "Oga's Wife" The Mentality Is Dangerous In Nigeria by DyshApp: 4:54pm On Apr 29
The first time I came to terms with how dangerous the "Oga's Wife" mentality is was in a barbershop. It was a hot Friday afternoon, and the weapon fashioned against every Nigerian NEPA, for short had just cut our power lines after weeks of no electricity supply in my neighbourhood. I had important business to conduct on my phone, and so, with an overheated body and a lost mind, I decided to stroll to the barbershop nearby to charge it.

While inside, I overheard an energetic conversation between two girls. They were talking about Regina Daniels' latest Instagram post, where she sat regal inside a private jet. Like most of the comments on the post, their conversation was filled with admiration for her choice to become "Oga's Wife." With great passion, they expressed how they, too, would be Oga's Wife by any means necessary.

THE DEFINITION:

if you are wondering, what is Oga's Wife?

"Oga's Wife" is a Nigerian slang term used to refer to the wife of someone with money and influence. If you want to understand why it's not exactly ideal to ruthlessly aspire to be Oga's Wife, keep reading.

What caused this mentality to become rampant? Read 👉WHY "OGA'S WIFE" MENTALITY IS DANGEROUS IN NIGERIA

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Jobs/Vacancies / Nysc PPA Job Board by DyshApp: 7:05pm On Apr 26
This thread is for Nysc member who are looking for primary place of assignment and others looking to switch

Nysc PPA📣📣

☑️Job Title: Receptionist (NYSC)

Location: Surulere, Lagos

Job Responsibilities

Receiving customers and welcoming clients to the office and business premises
Answering telephone calls and providing information about the company’s products and services to customers
Maintaining the office space and re-stocking of office supplies
Performing administrative tasks and duties such as data entry, filing, and keeping of records
Assisting other departments or units in carrying out some specific tasks or projects

Requirements

This position is open to Female NYSC Corps Members
Office opens from Mondays to Saturdays
Computer literacy is required.
Must have excellent communication and interpersonal skills.
Interested candidates should reside within Surulere axis and its environs

Application Closing Date
14th May, 2024.


☑️Urgent Recruitment
Position:Accountant must be a female(NYSC), Mechanical Engineer must be a male (NYSC)

Location:Surelere, Lagos


☑️Join Our Team!!!
Graduate trainee ( Preferably fresh graduate or serving Corp member)

Responsibiliies:
* Developing production schedule and ensuring that production targets are met
* Implementing and maintaining quality control procedures to ensure products meets regulatory standards
* conduct regular quality inspection of production processes
* Coordinate the inspection and release of finished products from production floor
* Ensure health and safety compliance
* Identify all CCPs and adhere to SOP with high level of HACCP experience
* Active involvement in product Development and Research
* Give report on production as well as machine maintenance

Requirements:
• First degree in chemistry, food and nutrition, biology, micro-biology or other related degree.
• Good communication & organizational skills
Proximity to the ISLAND is an added advantage.


☑️Our client urgently requires the services of a Customer Service Intern.

Location: Ajao Estate Lagos

Salary: N 55k

Requirements
OND/Degree in relevant field


☑️Food Concepts Plc in Lagos is currently recruiting NYSC Corp Members for internship with the following Teams within the Organization.

✔️Customer Service Team
✔️Admin Team
✔️Compensation & Benefits Team
✔️Finance Team

Interested Applicants should possess:
✔️Good Time management skills.
✔️Knowledge of MS Office Suite.
✔️Residence in and around Ilupeju.


☑️Vacancy!!!

We need a corp member who is interested in HR to join the team

Department: Human Resources
Job role: HR Intern
Location: Ikoyi, Lagos
Salary: 50,000
Work mode: Hybrid (2days remotely)

Job Summary:
Basically work closely with the HR team to assist with various tasks. This can includes helping with recruitment efforts, conducting interviews, onboarding new employees, maintaining employee records, and assisting with HR programs and initiatives.

As It's a hands-on opportunity to learn about different aspects of human resources and gain practical experience in the field. You'll have the chance to develop skills in areas such as talent acquisition, employee relations, HR policies, and more. It's a great stepping stone for anyone interested in pursuing a career in HR.


☑️URGENT RECRUITMENT

HR Assistant (Corp Member Only)

Location : Lekki Phase 1
Job Type : Hybrid
Salary : 50,000 + Data and Airtime Allowance

We're currently seeking an HR Assistant with 0-2 years of experience.
This role will be pivotal in handling various HR functions, including recruitment, employee relations, performance management, and administrative tasks. The ideal candidate will play a crucial role in supporting the HR team and ensuring smooth operations across all HR activities.


☑️Vacancy: (NYSC YOUTH CORPER) INSTORE CUSTOMER CARE REP
Location: GBAGADA, LAGOS
Education: HND OR BSC
Salary - N35,000

Our Client a renowned Furniture firm is Lagos is seeking to employ a (NYSC YOUTH CORPER) INSTORE CUSTOMER CARE REP This person will be responsible for managing all walking Customer inquiries and management.

Requirements-
1. Must be ready to resume immediately.
2. No experience is required.
3. Must live in or close to GBAGADA, eg - Oshodi, Palmgroove, Charly boy ETC.
4. Education Requirement- HND OR BSC
5. Must have already started your NYSC service with over 10 Months remaining in your service year.

Salary - N35,000


☑️Our client urgently requires the services of a Customer Service Intern.

Location: Ajao Estate Lagos

Salary: N 55k

Requirements
OND/Degree in relevant field


☑️Join Our Team!!!
Graduate trainee ( Preferably fresh graduate or serving Corp member)

Responsibiliies:
* Developing production schedule and ensuring that production targets are met
* Implementing and maintaining quality control procedures to ensure products meets regulatory standards
* conduct regular quality inspection of production processes
* Coordinate the inspection and release of finished products from production floor
* Ensure health and safety compliance
* Identify all CCPs and adhere to SOP with high level of HACCP experience
* Active involvement in product Development and Research
* Give report on production as well as machine maintenance

Requirements:
• First degree in chemistry, food and nutrition, biology, micro-biology or other related degree.
• Good communication & organizational skills
Proximity to the ISLAND is an added advantage.

Apply with the Link in bio

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Romance / Lady In Pains As She Discovers Her Husband Is Gay After Marriage by DyshApp: 4:49pm On Apr 26
Nigerian lady breaks down after realizing her husband who is a staunch Christian, is gay and confesses he has never made love to her throughout their marriage.

The story was shared on Facebook by a user, Solanke Ayomideji Taiwo, who received the message privately and was asked to share for advice from his followers.

Narrating her story, the woman revealed she had met him in church and they both remained chaste until after their wedding to consummate the marriage.

Unfortunately, she discovered along the way that he was actually gay and he only married her to keep it a secret from everybody else.

He bought her intimacy gadgets and also offered her the opportunity to sleep with another man to satisfy her urges as he admitted he has never slept with a woman before and wouldn’t sleep with her either.

Her husband also placed her on a monthly payment in exchange for her silence, warning her not to spill else he would ruin herself and her family.

The woman is in a dilemma as she confessed the man has been the one taking care of her and her family and she was stuck at crossroads on the next action to take.

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Romance / Re: "18-23 years,Never Been To Libya” – Speed Darlington Launches Search For A Wife by DyshApp: 1:49pm On Apr 26
OmihaniFARH:


Libya nah melting pot of African ashawo, nah there dem dey transport them to Europe.

While waiting to be transported, they will be love-vendor to different men and some of these women end up having s3x with as high as 15 -20 men per day.

😧
Romance / "18-23 years,Never Been To Libya” – Speed Darlington Launches Search For A Wife by DyshApp: 1:27pm On Apr 26
Nigerian rapper Speed Darlington has taken to social media to launch a search for a wife as he shares the physical and behavioral qualities he desires in a woman.

In a post shared online, the singer specified that he wants a dark-skinned woman between the ages of 18 to 23, weighing less than 150 pounds, with a voluptuous backside.

He also mentioned that he wants a virgin but he wouldn’t mind a non-virgin. He emphasized that she should have never been to Libya, be physically clean and be a secondary school graduate, at least.

Speed Darlington, who is known for his funny rants online, also listed his own qualities and assets, including six plots of land, an eleven-room mansion, a house in Lagos State, and access to the United States whenever he wants.

He concluded by encouraging interested women who meet the criteria to send three colored photos of themselves to a provided phone number.

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Romance / Mother Of Three Finds Out Husband Faked His Death, Remarries In America by DyshApp: 7:33pm On Apr 25
A Nigerian mother of three kids recounts how her husband flew to America for cancer treatment but faked his death and started a new life with another woman.

A relationship adviser, Dr Gbadebo Adeoye on Instagram shared the heart-wrenching story on his page following an anonymous narration from the woman.

According to the woman, her husband used their house as collateral and sold all they had for his cancer treatment to the U.S. but refused to allow her to accompany him.


Following the procedure, he texted his wife to announce that he may not survive; lo and behold, the report of his death was what followed.

However, she eventually found out that he intentionally abandoned her and their three children to start a new life with another woman.

“My husband was taken to the US for cancer treatment. He won’t allow me to go with him. His sister went with him. Despite being told that he had passed away and was buried in America, I later found out that he was alive and married to another woman, and had sold everything we both worked for, leaving me and my three kids with nothing.

“However, I have come to accept the situation and have chosen to focus on the positive aspects of my life. I am grateful for my children, and for the fact that we have a roof over our heads and are living with my supportive sister in Badagry. I also recently got a job, which has enabled me to move back to Lagos and start afresh.

I have decided to let go of the hurt and pain that my husband’s actions caused me, and instead focus on building a better future for myself and my children. I am confident that with hard work and determination, we will be able to overcome this difficult situation and come out stronger on the other side. In 2017 they sent me pics of his funeral to fool me. I almost walk into the bush.”


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Romance / Lady Marries Photo Of Lover Who Claimed To Be Too Busy For Wedding(photos) by DyshApp: 6:42pm On Apr 25
A lady has caused a buzz online with her unconventional solo wedding after photos surfaced of her exchanging vows with her lover’s photo.

Vivian Chizoba, a member of a Facebook forum “Igbo Rant,” took to social media to share the stunning photos, igniting a wave of discussion online.

The saga began when the couple, who reportedly initially connected on Facebook, forged a relationship through countless chats and phone conversations.

Despite their virtual bond, the groom-to-be allegedly cited his demanding schedule abroad as the reason for his inability to return home for a traditional wedding.

Unbothered by her lover’s supposed unavailability, the determined bride took matters into her own hands.

Clad in a wedding gown, she proceeded to hold a wedding ceremony with only his photograph in hand.

Astonishingly, it was revealed that the groom had even gone as far as to send funds to facilitate the event.

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Romance / Girlfriend Raises The Bar As She Flaunts The Gifts She Got For Her Boyfriend by DyshApp: 3:42pm On Apr 25
Intentional girlfriend raises the bar high as she shows off the thoughtful gifts she surprised her boyfriend with on his birthday.

The lady. @Martinakafula took to her social media page to reveal that she was planning something exceptional for her boyfriend whose birthday falls within the week.

“🥹its my mans birthday week and I am so so excited to show him what love looks like using Materials 😂🤭☺️❤️,” she had posted online.

She shared photos as the birthday finally came, showing the thoughtful gifts that she presented to her boyfriend on his 27th birthday.

The photos she shared showed that she got her boyfriend a complete set of car tires, tied together with a red ribbon to give it a nice look.

Sharing the photo, the girlfriend wrote …
“We did it !! We did it!! yaaeyyy!! ❤️❤️
Happy 27th Birthday to my Lover & Friend! 🥰❤️”

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Celebrities / "Yeezy Porn Is Coming" - Kanye West Join The Adult Film Industry by DyshApp: 12:58pm On Apr 25
Kanye West appears to have confirmed reports that he is setting up a pornography studio.

TMZ first reported on Tuesday (23 April) that the controversial rapper was in talks to launch an adult entertainment division of his Yeezy brand with Stormy Daniels’s ex-husband Mike Moz.

On Wednesday, West – who legally changed his name to “Ye” in 2021 – shared a video on Twitter/X with the date and caption: “Yeezy Porn is C***ing.”

A female narrator on the video reads: “Go to Yeezy webpage.”

West then shared a link to the webspage, which, at the time of writing, does not appear to host any pornographic content.

A representative for West had told TMZ that the artist was “dead set on” the project, which could launch this summer. Representatives for West and Moz did not return The Independent’s requests for comment.

Yeezy was, at first, a fashion collaboration between West and Adidas offering a highly successful line of sneakers and apparel.

In October 2022, Adidas announced that it had terminated its collaboration with West after the rapper made numerous antisemitic remarks in the media.

That month, West was filmed playing a porn film for Adidas executives during a business meeting.

In the clip, the rapper can be seen holding his phone horizontally in front of the executives while a video played.

After a few seconds, one of the men asked: “Is this a porn movie?” to which Ye replied, “Yeah.”

“Jesus Christ,” another person commented.

Ye continued showing the video to the executives until one of them stopped him, saying: “Come on, man. Come on.”


Former Adidas employees later alleged in a Rolling Stone exposé that such incidents were routine when West was in the offices.


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Celebrities / Davido Sets The Record Straight: My Music Isn't Just Afro Beats,it's Afro Fusion by DyshApp: 12:14pm On Apr 25
Award-winning singer Davido has followed some of his colleagues to denounce the afrobeats genre.
He joined Wizkid, Burna Boy and Fireboy to denounce the popular genre.

Appearing on the latest edition of the Business Untitled Podcast, the ‘OBO’ crooner lamented the “boxing” of all African artists into the Afrobeats genre regardless of their musical styles.

He said: “The first place that accepted African music outside Africa is the UK before America later joined. The UK termed African music Afrobeats.

“Afrobeat is a sound that was originally pioneered by Fela Kuti. But now all African songs are termed Afrobeats. If an African artiste sings pure R&B, sounding like SZA, Summerwalker, they put them under Afrobeats. If an African rapper rapping like Drake, they still put them under Afrobeats.

“I don’t get offend when we’ve been categorised as Afrobeats. I mean, we need a genre. It could be R&B or Afropop. I call my music Afrofusion but I’m not big on ‘O put Afrofusion on my song.’ I know how long it took for African music to become mainstream.”


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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nysc PPA Vacancy by DyshApp: 12:00am On Apr 24
Chisimdi21:
HR INTERN ( NYSC)

In the mean time you can also apply for other jobs available on the Dysh Job Board (link in bio)
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nysc PPA Vacancy by DyshApp: 11:59pm On Apr 23
Chisimdi21:
HR INTERN ( NYSC)

the deadline has not passed yet so they're still receiving applications just continue checking your email if you qualify they'll schedule an interview
Celebrities / Bobrisky Appeals Against Jail Sentence by DyshApp: 3:31am On Apr 23
The controversial cross-dresser, Idris Okuneye, popularly known as Bobrisky, on Monday, filed a notice of appeal challenging the six months maximum sentence given to him by a Federal High Court, Lagos.

Mr Okuneye was charged by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, on four counts bordering on naira abuse.

He pleaded guilty before Justice A.O. Awogboro of the Federal High Court, Lagos.

Justice Awogboro, on April 12, sentenced Mr Okuneye to six months imprisonment without an option of fine.

The judge while sentencing the convict said the judgment should serve as a deterrent to others fond of abusing and mutilating the naira.

However, counsel for Mr Okuneye, Bimbo Kusanu, filed a notice of appeal, praying the Court of Appeal to set aside the maximum sentence.

Mr Kusanu is asking the court to replace the sentence with an option of N50,000 fine on each of the counts.

The counsel stated in the notice of appeal that the trial court imposed the maximum sentence on the appellant, who had no previous criminal record of conviction.

He stated that there were options to impose a lesser sentence by the provisions of the Administration of Criminal Justice Act, ACJA.

He averred that the sentence imposed by the trial court against the appellant was punitive and contrary to the mandatory provisions of the ACJA.

The appellant stated that the trial court did not consider the positive antecedent of the appellant, who did not waste the time of the court by pleading guilty to the charge.

He stated that the appellant honoured the invitation of the respondent on the first invitation.

He said that the trial court failed to exercise its discretion judiciously and judicially in sentencing the appellant.

He explained that such an act had occasioned a miscarriage of justice against the appellant.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nysc PPA Vacancy by DyshApp: 10:42pm On Apr 22
Chisimdi21:
I have applied but haven't gotten a response yet

Which one did you apply for?
Celebrities / Nigerian Man Devises New Way Of Spraying Money In Parties Amidst EFCC Crackdown by DyshApp: 10:39pm On Apr 22
In a bid to adapt to changing times and comply with legal regulations, a Nigerian man has devised a creative solution to the tradition of money spraying at parties. In a viral video circulating on social media platforms, the man, who was celebrating a special occasion, introduced a novel method for guests to shower money without violating currency laws.

The celebrant, whose identity remains undisclosed, was seen in the video dancing joyously at his party while guests enthusiastically showered him with cash. However, instead of the conventional practice of directly throwing money in the air or onto the celebrant, guests were observed placing their monetary gifts into an open box strategically positioned beside him.

The innovative approach not only adds a unique twist to the customary act of money spraying but also serves as a proactive response to recent arrests made by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) concerning the abuse of the Nigerian currency.

The EFCC crackdown on currency abuse and illegal money transactions has prompted individuals and businesses across the country to exercise caution and explore alternative methods of handling cash in public settings. The celebrant's initiative, showcased in the viral video, underscores the importance of compliance with financial regulations while preserving cultural traditions.

In recent months, the EFCC has intensified efforts to combat financial crimes and maintain the integrity of the Nigerian currency. Several high-profile arrests have been made, targeting individuals involved in currency counterfeiting, money laundering, and other illicit activities.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Nysc PPA Vacancy by DyshApp: 11:32pm On Apr 19
Nysc PPA Vacancy 📣📣

☑️Industry: HR Outsourcing

Job roles:

HR Intern (NYSC): N70,000

HR Officer: N150,000 – N220,000

Executive Driver: N80,000 – N100,000

- Transport and feeding allowance will be provided)
- Other benefits include HMO, Leave Allowance, Pension

📍 Lagos (Ikeja)

Send your CVs to shawviva6@gmail.com using the job role of interest as the email subject.

Application Deadline: April 30,2024

☑️APPLY!!!!

HR Intern (NYSC): N70k
HR Officer: N150k – N220k
Executive Driver: N80k – N100k

📍 Lagos (Ikeja)

Benefits:
• Transport and feeding allowance will be provided, Other benefits include HMO, Leave Allowance, Pension

Send your CVs to shawviva6@gmail.com

☑️URGENT RECRUITMENT

HR Assistant (Corp Member Only)

Location : Lekki Phase 1
Job Type : Hybrid
Salary : 50,000 + Data and Airtime Allowance

We're currently seeking an HR Assistant with 0-2 years of experience.
This role will be pivotal in handling various HR functions, including recruitment, employee relations, performance management, and administrative tasks. The ideal candidate will play a crucial role in supporting the HR team and ensuring smooth operations across all HR activities.

Interested Candidates should send their cv as PDF to: hr@jobberrecruit.com

☑️Vacancy!!!

We need a corp member who is interested in HR to join the team

Department: Human Resources
Job role: HR Intern
Location: Ikoyi, Lagos
Salary: 50,000
Work mode: Hybrid (2days remotely)

Job Summary:
Basically work closely with the HR team to assist with various tasks. This can includes helping with recruitment efforts, conducting interviews, onboarding new employees, maintaining employee records, and assisting with HR programs and initiatives.

As It's a hands-on opportunity to learn about different aspects of human resources and gain practical experience in the field. You'll have the chance to develop skills in areas such as talent acquisition, employee relations, HR policies, and more. It's a great stepping stone for anyone interested in pursuing a career in HR.

Please note that only shortlisted candidates will be contacted

☑️Finance/Operations NYSC Internship

☑️NerdzFactory NYSC Internship Programs 2024

NerdzFactory is hiring Corp members as interns for the following roles:

- Content/Social Media Intern
- Programs Intern
- Partnerships and Placement Intern

☑️Customer Support (NYSC / Intern)

☑️Social Media Management Intern (NYSC)

☑️HR Intern (NYSC)

☑️Accounting Graduate Intern (NYSC)

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Romance / Bride Wants Divorce From Husband After Just One Day After He Broke Her One Rule by DyshApp: 10:28pm On Apr 19
A bride requested a divorce 24 hours after their wedding after her husband violated the ‘one rule’ she'd had for their big day.

She revealed that she said it was ‘over’, but her friends warned her to give the big decision a rethink.

Writing to US magazine she said: “I never cared about getting married, but I wasn’t opposed to it.

“So when my boyfriend proposed in 2020, we decided to go for it.

“We each took on about half the responsibility for organising the wedding, but I think I was pretty reasonable about compromise when he really wanted something.”

She went onto detail that she had one 'hard-and-fast' rule when it came to the big day - that he wouldn’t rub their wedding cake in her face.

The woman continued: “My only hard-and-fast rule was that he would not rub cake in my face at the reception.

“Being a reasonable man who knows me well, he didn’t.

“Instead, he grabbed me by the back of the head and shoved my head down into it."

She then went on to say that the stunt was 'planned' as he'd had a 'bunch of cupcakes as backup'.

The newlywed did question whether she was overreacting, but added that she struggled with claustrophobia following a car accident she'd been involved in.

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Romance / Re: What's The Most Shocking Thing You've Seen In Naija Dating Forum by DyshApp: 10:10pm On Apr 19
Wainey:
Remembered the time of 2go, I created a female account and entered lesbians dating room to find babes.
I didn't see a single lady, everyone of them were guys with with female account.

Then I decided to use my main account and entered gay room if I'll find females there, I didn't see any female, I saw real gays in the room lolz.

Lol wahala oh😆 all these dating sites it's like women dey scarce
Romance / What's The Most Shocking Thing You've Seen In Naija Dating Forum by DyshApp: 8:00pm On Apr 19
lets Gist🗣️👂

Social media user wrote :

Met this guy on Friday, we've been talking and calling each other, so i suggested that we go on a date this coming weekend, he sent me his wedding invitation that happens to be this weekend too and asked that we reschedule another date, because he won't be able to make it.

Wow! 😂

There's nothing you can not see online

What's the most Shocking Thing you've seen in Naija Dating Forum?

Food / Your Fingers Will Smell For A Week – Caucasian Man Says To Wife Making Fufu by DyshApp: 6:45pm On Apr 19
The reaction of a Caucasian man to his Nigerian man making Fufu from scratch has generated different comments from internet users.

The man was seen closing his nose tightly as he kept telling his wife that what she was making was rotten because of how it smelled.

His Nigerian wife kept trying to convince him that it was not rotten but fermented, which is how it is done.

Her husband however didn’t agree as he held onto his nose tightly, while pulling their son away from the stench.

She also revealed via the caption that her husband has refused to eat it after she showed him how it was made.

Her caption read; “My husband refused to eat fufu after I showed him how it was made”

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Celebrities / Man Shocked As Passerby Snatches Chicken Lap From His Mouth In Lagos Traffic by DyshApp: 6:06pm On Apr 18
An online personality expresses shock after the chicken he was eating gets snatched by a passerby while stuck in Lagos traffic.

The social media user identified as kayzywizzzy lamented the Lagos traffic while making a video of the situation from his car.

As he extended his hand to grasp the chicken, a passerby stole the meat from behind him and fled with it just as he was about to bite into it.

Captioning the video, he wrote: “Lagos is a wild place, I’m tired😔 why you go snatch person chicken for traffic 😭. It happened so fast😔”

Video:https://twitter.com/kayzywizzzy/status/1780871250023268767?t=7gyxi9uFS5C4mzvUNl0cbg&s=19

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Celebrities / Re: I Switched From Acting To Singing Because Of My Crush” – Tiwa Savage by DyshApp: 5:48pm On Apr 18
immortalcrown:
Who is the crush?

Bring the full text here when you are serious. Click bait no longer works on Nairaland.

She didn't mention the person probably because of the media
Romance / Re: Wife In Shock As She Sees Receipts In Her Husband's Pocket After He Banned Meat by DyshApp: 5:46pm On Apr 18
IkeIgboNiile:
He didn't eat the chicken alone. If you know you know

Hah🤭
Celebrities / I Switched From Acting To Singing Because Of My Crush” – Tiwa Savage by DyshApp: 9:42pm On Apr 17
Award-winning Nigerian singer, Tiwatope Omolara Savage, known professionally as Tiwa Savage, has revealed that she had abandoned her passion of acting because she had a crush on a man.

Tiwa claimed that she gave up on her ambition to be an actress and pursued music instead in order to be near her crush, who was frequently surrounded by artists.

In an interview with MTV Live, Tiwa disclosed this while discussing her work as a producer and promoting “Water and Garri,” her upcoming film project.

Acting is a full circle moment for the mother-of-one, who made her Nollywood debut in the soon-to-be-released film.

She said; “I’ve always wanted to do acting. Acting was one of my first love before music. I got into music because I had a crush on a guy and he was always around the musician so I said ‘Yeah, forget acting and just go into music.’

“So this is a full circle moment for me to come back into doing acting. And executive producing is like a dream for me.”

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Romance / Wife In Shock As She Sees Receipts In Her Husband's Pocket After He Banned Meat by DyshApp: 3:39pm On Apr 17
Wife solicits advice over her husband who banned the consumption of meat in their home due to the economic situation, only to find payment receipts from Chicken Republic in his pocket.

The unknown lady took to a relationship platform to narrate the ordeal in hope of getting a solution on how to handle her situation.

The lady revealed that her husband decided that they will no longer consume meat in the house because of the economic situation of the country.

It was shocking for her to find incriminating evidence showing that he wasn’t keeping his own side of the bargain.

According to her, while washing his cloth, she found payment receipts from Chicken Republic where he had been going to make purchases, while banning them from eating meat.

She stated that he buys 2 chickens from the eatery to eat everything alone without them knowing.

Her account read …

“my hubby said due 2 economic situation of tins we should only eatmeat wen there is festive period dat thins cost.we hv only 1 child,do u no dat my hubby uses his money 2buy chicken 4rm chicken Republic&eat alone,l got 2no wen I was washin his clothes,he hides d paymnt receipts in one of his pocket”


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Jobs/Vacancies / Fidelity Bank Entry Level Recruitment 2024 by DyshApp: 2:45pm On Apr 17
Company: Fidelity Bank
Job Title: Direct Sales Agent
Job Type: Full time
Qualification: Minimum Educational Level – ND, HND & B.SC degree in any filed
Location: Lagos
Application Deadline: Not Specified

Job Title: Direct Sales Agent

Job Objective(s)
As a Direct Sales Agent you will help customers get the most from their money, make the right choices and make their money work for them. You would also be the number one resource for customers to get advice on their account. Speaking with customers would also be a large part of your day-to-day work either over the phone or face to face. You would set up a meeting with them, discuss their financial needs and details and keep records, negotiate, and keep your customers well informed and advised at all times.

Job Description

We are looking for exceptional individuals for a dynamic opportunity, experienced in sales and marketing roles.
You will be managing a portfolio of clients and their accounts, monitoring their financial performance, identifying opportunities for upselling or cross-selling, and proactively addressing any issues or concerns to maintain a healthy client portfolio.
We are accepting B.SC, NCE, HND, and OND certificates.

Apply Now

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Romance / Lady Cries As Man Who Took Her On A Date Asks Her To Transfer Money Back by DyshApp: 6:56pm On Apr 16
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"Split the bill" gone wrong 😂

A lady has taken to social media to share her unsettling dating experience, wherein the man who took her on a date requested a refund after footing the bill for their meal.
The lady, whose identity remains anonymous, recounted a peculiar encounter with a man she went on a date with, where he asked her for a refund after covering the bill for their meal.
According to the lady, they both had agreed to split the bill at a sushi restaurant. However, when her card was declined, the man offered to pay for both their meals.

Despite this seemingly generous gesture, the lady was taken aback when the man later requested that she transfer her half of the bill back to his account.

In her post, she detailed the sequence of events, mentioning how the man appeared to be calculating the cost of their meal and made a remark about trying a dessert she ordered “maybe one time.”

Despite her card being declined, she attempted to make light of the situation by joking with the waiter about needing to insert her pin due to tapping too many times.

After the man paid for the meal, the woman received a text from him the following day, requesting reimbursement for her half of the bill.

In her words;

“Had a date. Went for sushi. I got a few dishes and he seemed to be counting his coming through. I got some strawberry cheesecake mochi and he said ”that looks nice. I’ll try it maybe one time. Spend enough today ahahaa

“Went to tap the card as we agreed to split the bill. I did my half and my card got declined. I said to the waiter, quick as a flash, I’ll need to insert my pin because I’ve probably tapped too many times now


“The man I was with on the date said ”let me just get this, please” and he tapped. He’s now messaging this evening saying ‘can you transfer your half? As we did agree to go half. It’s Santander Bleep yyy lll’

“Then followed up straight away with a link and saying ”fancy this next week?” So I have. And haven’t replied back to say it’s done. AIBU to not be interested now? Just seems a bit petty. I personally would’ve just left it if the shoe was on the other foot.”


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