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RomanceRe: 16 Key Peculiarities Of Dating An Independent Woman by Dyt(f): 5:00pm On Jul 08, 2018
Aplaudez:
hehe madam!!!
He hehehe
Uncleeee!!!!!!!!!!
SportsRe: Croatian President Stormed Stadium To Watch Croatia Vs Russia Match by Dyt(f): 12:31pm On Jul 08, 2018
BoneBlogger:
.

Is that what this thread is talking about?
cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: 16 Key Peculiarities Of Dating An Independent Woman by Dyt(f): 12:08pm On Jul 08, 2018
Nackzy:
An independent woman hardly respects her Man especially when she makes more money than the man
You are wrong
FamilyRe: Is It Normal That I Don't Want To Get Married Or Have Kids? by Dyt(f): 9:25am On Jul 05, 2018
Aplaudez:
I'm always seeing your moniker commenting on stuff like this!!

True talk dyt!
I've always been thinking like him too years back, but bit anymore, each time I see any pre wedding pics I get obsessed!
tieing the knot anytime soon !
Hehehe
I like aproko reason I comment on marriage threads
tongue tongue tongue

You are right
Marriage is a beautiful something when both are willing to make it work
FamilyRe: Is It Normal That I Don't Want To Get Married Or Have Kids? by Dyt(f): 3:57pm On Jul 04, 2018
Daeylar:
Why do you say so? Curious
Because we all human after all
cheesy grin grin

Are there not so many things you told yourself wouldn't do but somehow had your way?

Maybe just in my thoughts sha
But whatever it Is
Be happy
FamilyRe: How Do You Cope With Pressure To Cheat On Your Spouse? by Dyt(f): 7:47pm On Jul 03, 2018
Ishilove:
Let me ask the elders...

Oyb
You mean he's a conqueror
HealthRe: Drug Abuse: Slaymama Poses With Bottles Of Codeine Syrup And Milk. by Dyt(f): 7:02pm On Jul 03, 2018
They say na Ayo dey kill person
FamilyRe: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Dyt(f): 7:00pm On Jul 03, 2018
Aquariann:
Lol..
Its nice meeting you
smiley smiley
FamilyRe: Is It Normal That I Don't Want To Get Married Or Have Kids? by Dyt(f): 6:58pm On Jul 03, 2018
Whatever makes you happy

But trust me
These will change

However
Enjoy how you feel
FamilyRe: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Dyt(f): 6:26pm On Jul 03, 2018
Aquariann:
Oh my God.. I'm scared.
Just a bite
tongue tongue
Plssssss
Let me bite you
FamilyRe: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Dyt(f): 12:07pm On Jul 03, 2018
Aquariann:
Thank you o, Mrs. Loris. Hope you had a wonderful night rest. grin grin grin
You know I can be harmful too
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FamilyRe: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Dyt(f): 9:13am On Jul 03, 2018
Aquariann:
Funny you can give a joke but can't take or recognize one. Where in my post did I say you were supporting her? A case of guilty conscience or you're actually slow?
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I greet you Mr cheetah
FamilyRe: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Dyt(f): 4:12am On Jul 03, 2018
zed7:
Lord knows how many men are raising other peoples kids unknowingly. Women are devils sha. Chei
By the way, the lady who says discussing menstruation with casual guys is obviously retarded. Most men freak out over such topics even with their significant others.
And you are really very fast
Obviously
cheesy cheesy cheesy

Aquariann:
If na your younger bro, we know where the girl for dey by now.
Maybe you are the slow one the very lady is talking about

Read again to understand
Where in any of my written post did I support her?

Smh
FamilyRe: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Dyt(f): 9:31pm On Jul 02, 2018
Aquariann:
Hello bro.. Has she left?
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Na you wan go sweep her?

grin grin grin grin
FamilyRe: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Dyt(f): 2:37pm On Jul 02, 2018
Gistboxblog:
It's obvious you do not care. If I were your younger or elder brother or your relative, I am certain your earlier advice/opinion will differ.
Nope
I would say same
Talk with her first
Make your findings

And if its what it is
Good luck

No one
Not even myself wants an unfaithful partner
FamilyRe: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Dyt(f): 9:17pm On Jul 01, 2018
Holocene:
Oh my, first time I have ever won against a woman. You are rare breed.
√√√√
FamilyRe: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Dyt(f): 9:14pm On Jul 01, 2018
Holocene:
Ok, let's imagine you see your boyfriend or husband discussing about his erection and payload volume with another lady who ain't a doctor or healthcare professional at best....then you would come here and raise hell over his head...
What is fuckeddup is fuckeddup...stop rubbing anointing oil over it to make sell. grin grin grin grin
Yes sir
To you men
Its wrong

Not gonna do this with you
Y'all win
FamilyRe: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Dyt(f): 8:56pm On Jul 01, 2018
Holocene:
Lol, is he a doctor or a nurse?
crackhaus:
Not every woman..no, scratch that.
Most women are not so flippant to discuss things like cycle, period, and ovulation, with just any guy.

I know you're probably going to ask me if I'm a woman to make such claims.. cheesy
Well you have to be honest with yourself here. Perhaps you can say things like that to your male friends, but that would make you the exception, definitely not the usual.

A good number of my friends happen to be of the opposite sex and I can tell you for a fact that for every one of them I've had that kind of gist with, we were either already intimate or about to get intimate.
What kind of fuckery will make me go about discussing ovulation or menstrual cycles with a woman who is just a 'FRIEND'? Am I one of her girlfriends or what exactly cheesycheesy

This guy has every reason to be suspicious, as a matter of fact he should be worried.
I wouldn't know
I read the chat and didn't see nothing to cause a fuse

She said she was cranky
Turned gourmand

And the guy asked why
She said she thinks its ovulation

That was it
Nothing more

**rolls eyes****
PoliticsRe: INEC PVC For Sale On Alibaba.com (Pictured) by Dyt(f): 8:25pm On Jul 01, 2018
cheesy grin cheesy
Don't I love my country?
FamilyRe: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Dyt(f): 8:22pm On Jul 01, 2018
Gistboxblog:
Thanks for your input. Nonetheless, I know why I bothered to bring it here (and I am now glad I did) for experienced, unbiased, second opinions. If anything, it afforded me with informed opinions on how to proceed.
In your head I am biased
Not like I care

Shrugs
FamilyRe: Please Help Me by Dyt(f): 8:14pm On Jul 01, 2018
Ishilove:
You know what 'jarunpa' means in Yoruba?
Lmaooooo

I dey find that person I go jarunpa for him side too oooo
FamilyRe: Re: by Dyt(f): 8:13pm On Jul 01, 2018
TourismMan:
Lol. What you don't know cannot kill you. I know God won't bring any yahuuuu yahuuuuu link to me.
Kontinuuuu
They are watching
CelebritiesRe: Timaya Welcomes A Baby Boy With Tama Decor, His 2nd Baby Mama by Dyt(f): 8:10pm On Jul 01, 2018
Mama Emma o
Brabra ooo

****Empress right now ***
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FamilyRe: Re: by Dyt(f): 8:09pm On Jul 01, 2018
TourismMan:
God no fit send that kain idea to me. I had to put that to clear all doubt by those who may think I want the laptop for the said issue.
He said what if the God sent is yahuuuu yahuuuuu guy/girl
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FamilyRe: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Dyt(f): 8:06pm On Jul 01, 2018
Holocene:
What sane woman will discuss ovulation with another man who ain't hitting that asss..
Not every man.takes life the hard way

There could be reasons for getting to that
You eat too much
You are moody
Your look terrible

Casual discussions

Flips hair
SportsRe: Joseph Yobo Visits His Mother In Port Harcourt (Photo) by Dyt(f): 7:41pm On Jul 01, 2018
itspzpics:
Famous Footballer Joseph Yobo paid her mother a surprise visit at portharcourt yesterday night.

He show off his Beautiful mother in new adorable photo.


Any resemblance??


Gist from praize news


News source :: http://www.praizenews.com/joseph-yobo-show-off-his-beautiful-mother-in-new-adorable-photo/
Her mother nikan kan
FamilyRe: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Dyt(f): 7:39pm On Jul 01, 2018
Gistboxblog:
I just dodged a fast one.
I have approached her with the facts you guys provided me with. And as it turns out, she saw her “ex,” so to say, who is an undergraduate (she even sent him money recently, my money), in January too, before and after she visited me. Right now, she claims she is unsure about who the father of the unborn child is, but I am confident I am not the father. I have canceled the marriage and would inform my family.
I guess it’s all just a lesson.
Thank you all so much — Cc:
Oh
Good for you

But still get the test done
If its yours
Good
If not
Good too

No one wants an unfaithful partner
FamilyRe: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Dyt(f): 7:37pm On Jul 01, 2018
Gistboxblog:
@dyt
You are obviously biased.
So, according to you, a woman discussing her menses (whether it flowed or not) with another man, especially when their message’s history clearly depicted that there had been an affair between them, shouldn’t justify their partner’s suspicions? Or you missed the part where I said the messages were “questionable”? You never bothered to ask what “questionable” really meant. Also, you needn’t generalize, could have waited (or asked) for specifics or draw conclusions based solely on the information at your disposal.
I stated earlier that it was rationalized. The woman’s basis was that the affair with the man had ended prior to meeting me, which is now false.
Why didn't you question her on seeing the messages?
You had to bring it to where no one really cares if you both end up good or worse?
What happened to communication?

You couldn't entail your fears to your partner but could give out every info to those that don't give a hoot about any of you

Good luck with your mind getting twisted oo
RomanceRe: The Virtues Of Marriage!!! by Dyt(f): 6:02pm On Jul 01, 2018
Martin0:
yes oo,grin met yesterdaygrin I will be fully back again to social life this month,I just dey arrange things oo,including ur sidegrin

mehn I am strong now ooo,e nor easy! thanks for the care oogrin nor worry ar go buy u ice creamgrin
Clown
You take care
RomanceRe: The Virtues Of Marriage!!! by Dyt(f): 5:48pm On Jul 01, 2018
Martin0:
chai,chai, wey,my Dyt oooooo,nor worry we go talk,get gist for you,am still on and off these day'sgrin
Did he tell I asked of you?
Glad you feel better
FamilyRe: On A Scale Of One To Ten, How Likely Am I The Father? by Dyt(f): 5:47pm On Jul 01, 2018
Gistboxblog:
On a scale of one to ten (ten being most likely), what are the chances of me being the father?

To start with, I am unfamiliar with the female biology.

She has a 28-day cycle. Her last period ended on 14th January — to the best of my knowledge.
We had sex on the 15th January (my first time, but the umpteenth time for her — not complaining). Then, we had intercourse again on the 28th and 29th of January.

From the 5-9th February, she continuously hinted that she might be pregnant having noticed changes in her body. Afterward, she confirmed she is pregnant on 11th February.

Today, according to scans, she is roughly 23 weeks pregnant, and I have been supporting her. However, she doesn’t want to give birth outside of wedlock, so we intend to go to a marriage registry soon.

Now, the only reason I’d walk her down the aisle is the baby (not that I don't want to marry her or that I do not love her, not just ready for marriage yet). I want her (the unborn child) to be born in a functioning family, not a baby-mama context. Nonetheless, I am worried the baby might not be mine. Obviously, we can conduct a DNA test once the child is born, but it would be too late if the child turned out to be someone else’s. Worst, I’d be a divorcé at a tender age. I am not up to 30, but I am very comfortable.


I need fertility experts, women, doctors to please tell me what they think.

Based on the timeline of her cycle, period, pregnancy signs, our sexual relations and such, what are the chances that I am the father?


MODIFIED:
Don't get me wrong, I am not looking for irrefutably decisive conclusions, just prospects, likelihood.
Me I will quote it

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