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HungerBAD:
Thank you Dyt.

ahnie:
Its allowed...the original purpose has been defiled.

Oweniwe so you're in asaba.i won't be surprised if you turn out to be my neighbour.

ahnie:
Pats his shoulder

sisisioge:
Someone we know once used and dumped him...we ain't into second hand bobos

HungerBAD:
Na my sister.

HungerBAD:
What of me wey dey Seme border?

oweniwe:
You're right about distance... I've been in it before.

It's like having money you can't spend...

Or virtual online jollof rice... Person will be seeing fine, tasty jollof rice on phone and be salivating, but one can't eat it.

I'm sorry for passing prejudiced opinion about you earlier. I hope I'm pardoned.

...

Dyt i well o

sisisioge:
I am in Lagos! He's in Asaba! Distance is our enemy already... I swearit, I want to love and be loved. I want to laugh with someone. I am seriously tired of being single. But, what's the use of a gazillion kilometers between me and the bobo? Find me a Lagos based bobo who is just cool and see me go gaga

sisisioge:


Guy sounds so cute, humorous and bright...but he's in far away Asaba. I no do

oweniwe:
Your phone no dey rest from Nairaland?

Madam please take Nairaland easy o

Sisisioge is looking for ready made man so i guess i won't tick any of her boxes.

Iolo:
Lovely artworks.

Are these for sale ?

If yes, drop your details and let’s talk.

joshradek:
You can reach me here,:08183133717.

oweniwe:
Sorry this is coming so late.

There's nothing catchy about me... Lemme think...

I may not always be the first in my "class", but I'm never the last. .. and i hate being average.. when the conditions are good, I'm usually among the best... But when conditions are unfavorable, i can be very gloomy, though i only need soft motivating words to get me flying again.

I have a very plain, open and free heart.
I don't know how to lie... And i hate injustice...

Anything else she wants to know about me, maybe my diary will do... I wrote some gloomy gloomy stuffs there when things were low..., but that's not the real me.



I don't require her to be catchy. Im a shy person not used to glamour. A plain Jane with some brains, I'm absolutely contended

ahnie:
Hmmm
@dyt n oweniwe

Acidosis:


Around 5 years oo, e no easy.

Acidosis:
I understand how you feel sha.. No need to cry jare, the scammer will do all the crying soon. People get scammed everyday by close friends, families, relatives, etc.

Just learn to trust less, expect the worst from people and you'll never be disappointed. I'm not saying you should trust me less though or expect the worst from me

Acidosis:
Very true

It is well sha, you'll recover your losses, o trust you

Acidosis:
That's just sad Has there been any previous successful deal between you guys?

People can be very funny sometimes, that 100k may have opened more doors, but like you said sha, scammers don't regret anything.

Acidosis:
It is well. He'll regret his actions soon.

Acidosis:
Chai this guy just ruined my chances, I was about asking you for a N2 million loan


Dyt abeg next time try and mail Nairaland undercover agents and detectives to run a background check, too many scammers here

oweniwe:
Depends. I could write a book about myself.

What do you want to know about me?

Acidosis:
Are you kidding me?

oweniwe:
I added something

Your friend is a cool guy... Guys who are not specific about what they want in a woman are womanizers... Some Guys who date/marry slim/flat chest women do cross boundary to play away matches with rotund ladies...

#NowYou Know

oweniwe:
They're long o... But let me try

Age: 25-32 .... (I'm in between the age bracket)

Physique: Thick women turn my head.... Not fat o... Thick... Average height or tall... No shorty pls. (I'm not discriminating but it's not right when you like SUV, but go and buy Corolla.. person will be oogling SUVs passing by... Not cool.) ... No flat chest please... Im for booby, the bigger the better . Don't care about nyarsh. Flat - moderate okay..... Big nyarsh is turn off.

Temperament: Humble and gentle ... Choleric/temper woman is turn off.

Education: Don't care. She shouldn't just be illiterate.

Tribe/Religion: No Bini (their girls can be arrogant/pride) or Fulani (i can't born herdsman or boko) please. ... Anything else is fine Moslem/ifa worshipper, as far as she's humble, I don't care... No witch please

Hmm... Hmmm..

Dat's all.

oweniwe:
Dyt

I dey find wife o

ahnie:
Ghosting around....any updates on greenboss?you don collect your money?

ahnie:
Where ve you been?my dyt of laive.

ahnie:
Edit it...i ve collected it

dingbang:
I dey fear such ladies..

Mynd44:
There are too many human beings on the planet. If they want more children, they can go adopt.

5 kids and prefnant again, imagine if this was a Nigerian/black family. We go yab them tire

Mynd44:
They just need something called family planning.

kidsam:
DYT, wats up babe, been a long while, how did this happen, your big heart caused this. we have to let this slide, the fool thinks he took advantage, but the game is on him. i will chat u up or call soon.

1Sharon:
Lol..deactivated