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I love u

Awon iya mi
Oshoronga
Apani maku
Olokiki oru
Osholonsha
Oshalansholo
Awon ti won ma nke winwinwinwin
Emi juba yin

Buahahhahahahahahhahahahah
Buhohohohohohoohohohohohooho
Kikikikikikikikikikikik
My belle ooo
Ori mi ooo
Abeg I no fit laugh alone
Rassay abi kiloruko e
Won tan e
As in won ti lo toun ju
Muchachachachachachachachachachacha

Richy4: That means they have manufactured pampars for ladies

there is no need for toilet rush. In the bus, no problem just pee. no leakage
lecture hall nko? easy. just shhit no problem.

Smh
Pant
Pa-i-nt
Pata
Its tissue like
Shior

donroxy: we men are simple . We want no money nor attention just for you girls to be loyal !!

Una case na still hmmm !

So what do u want?

donroxy: Give her money , she will seek attention elsewhere ...... Give her attention , she will seek money elsewhere ...... Give her both, she will still think about how much better it is elsewhere !!

Issue with women na hmmmm!!

Its both ways and why do u have to go with her when u have another that's jst willing to get jst ur love ehn
Issues with men na hmmmmm

temigracie: you have to choose one ni ooo..

.

Tymax: Choose one.

Una 2 ehn
I never see

Why wld u gimme attention without money, wetin I wan take am do na

If u gimme money, its baseless cos I will need my man
And if u gimme attention without money, then I dunno

Gimee both and we are happy
Otan

Tymax: Ma? Can't be me. Cos I certainly do not want twin girls as my first.

Oh well

Tymax: Do you intend to marry a Nigerian man?

Yes
And YOU

Sighs

Too plain
Too caring
I love too much too
And I trust
I am too nice


Bt I can't stop being me
That's it, I can't change
*frowns*

sholay2011: Lmao! Tpia has indeed met her match

Its u ppl that's not making her respond to me
Ahn ahn
The topic says jst me and her
And una don chse her away with una badu belle
*frowns*

This opportunity comes once in 2yrs
Who has tpia liked so much that she made threads for and me bn special, 2threads in less than 2mnths.

Tpia1 pls let's go away frm the eyes of these owiwi, I will mk u very happy, we be the first to go saturn, we see the rings and all, I will touch ur face everyday and remind u how beautiful u are
Come back to me pls

BurntToast: I'm as straight as they come (pelu gbogbo curves yen sef)
I date and I'm romantically interested only in men

After u don chase her away
Thank u and carry ur jealousy front

toby2: Gowan, and do u also remember sisi pelebe, and baba dudu

Not forgetting pronto
I used to sell pronto n miliki
50k and 1naira
Condensed milk too, will ice it till it turns block.

temigracie: ..shey you ll gimme my egunje if i bring her back??...

Bring her back first na
And also mk sure she gree for me oo
I have lots of swt n wonderful things to say to her

toby2: na wa for them o. How about the AM COMIN LEMME GO AND BUY PUFF PUFF FOR YOU wheneva they wanna leave us to work.

As a kid, who don't love puff puff, especially when the guys hawk and make that sound with the fork on the glass
The whole kids will run out
Puff puff
Ekana *cant rem* those sweets that looks like nails, wrapped in paper

Damn childhood was sweet

toby2: Being from the yoruba tribe, there's this thing called ARODAN, whenever a child is throwing tantrum, your parents or elderly ones will jus tell u to go meet xoxo person to give u ARODAN. You might actually not come back till you r tired to the teeth. ARODAN jus means TO BE DETAINED.
Another one i remember is my grandmother tellin us to go call ABI 'MO MA JEUN. Weneva she's eatin and we cluster around her, hopin for TIPS, she will jus ask u to go call ABI 'MO MA JEUN. Meanin someone who doesn't eat cos she has children. Men, before we come back, grandma don finish food. Keep it comin guys

I so rem this ehn

toby2: that, was serious.

That's the fear for mums lie oo

temigracie: I help you bring back your tpia...

Oya bring her back

See now
U ppl haf make my tpia go away
My only opportunity and una don scatter am for me
Temigracie u haf done well ooo
And all of u asking for 3some
Cdamsel u too
BurntToast

Chai
Chai chai
Leaving the thread
Tpia pls come back to me
Pls
*sobs*

That as a young gal, if a man touches u, u will get preggy
It actually happened to me in my secondary sch days, even with biology and all, I still beleived the lie.

Ok, went home for mid term and met this my crush, he actually hugged me and I pushed him away, got to sch and didn't see my period, I started cryin, that I warned him not to come close, he wldnt listen, now am preggy.
A close matured frnd saw me cryin and asked, so I told her and she started laughing, she laughed so hard that I was angry.

I jst laugh when I rem
Mum!
Mum!!!
Mum!!!

chacoonder: Pls don't allow poverty take over ur thinking faculty,u will get there.

U call that poverty?
O re gidigan

michaelobinna: will give u the answer later

Why not now
Or is she ur woman?

Famouspecky: hmmmm

temigracie: ...hmmmm...okay ooo, motigbo..


Shey you wont bribe me with ice-cream ni??....if you dont, i ll tell mummy and daddy for you...

Temi sha wants to spoil my runs
Sighs

temigracie: hmmmm...**rolls eyes**

ayaf catch you red-handed sha.....Let Daddy come back from work...I ll do ofofo....

Stop it
Don't let my SO get angry
Temi leaf here now ooo

U no well o

temigracie: ...hehehehehe.....


Dytbabe and tpia.....ayam observing you guys with my two korokoro and piercing eyes....

Dyt, I will tell mummy for you....

Did u see anyth ni


Where is my hearthrob tpia
I am missing u
I need ur hug baby

obongproff: U like quarrel pass fight abi? Hope say u no day give ya man wahala like dis?

Na u sabi that one oo

snipperswill: 5% of what?

The money he used to buy the car ni