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Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by koffos(m): 2:16pm On Feb 27, 2020
victorian:







cheesy grin It's not ma fault nah

I didn't create myself.

Na God do am for me cheesy

But boob's no reach 70g biko. Take am easy


.. make that guy nor deceive you.. you look more igbotic than asian.. gives correct shot of the boob's and ass , make man dey alright with Vaseline na
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Liposure: 2:19pm On Feb 27, 2020
victorian:






cheesy grin It's not ma fault nah
I didn't create myself.
Na God do am for me cheesy
But boob's no reach 70g biko. Take am easy

pardon my manner.am just intoxicated by ur admirable physical attributes

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Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by zexy2030(m): 2:26pm On Feb 27, 2020
victorian:







Nope not really.

Most Guys on nairaland are just barks and no bite, claiming like they know it all with women.

They don't know Shii..t. they cant even figure us out correctly

I marvel at their thought process sha. undecided
I don't kn why ur comment make me laugh, the guy is having an issue, which is more of psychological than nairaland whatever shit, see everyone is entitled to his opinion and beliefs. The guy maybe shy maybe he masturbates to satisfy himself or have this clique of friends who don't like ladies who discuss ladies as evil, then he may have cliques who discuss breakthroughs and innovative money making ventures, even some have a background religious beliefs that women are evil.
see Victoria, I will say the guy is just indecisive person and totally emotionally unstable.
the way forward is to try to be a gentle man to a girl he admires and he will understand the feeling of being loved.
while some are ashamed of their dick sizes too, they don't want to be embarrased or dating an evening newspaper or overused pussy. he is still young trying to discover himself.
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by victorian(f): 2:33pm On Feb 27, 2020
koffos:
.. let's hope you're old fashioned in every aspect, not just this one only





Well I'm ďiplomatic in other areas.

Very diplomatic.
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by victorian(f): 2:36pm On Feb 27, 2020
koffos:
.. make that guy nor deceive you.. you look more igbotic than asian.. gives correct shot of the boob's and ass , make man dey alright with Vaseline na





I don't take assz and boob pic.

I feel it's unnecessary.

I don't like guys ogling at my body. I see it offensive. How much more tempting guys online? Nah

So unnecessary.
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by victorian(f): 2:37pm On Feb 27, 2020
Liposure:
pardon my manner.am just intoxicated by ur admirable physical attributes





smiley It's well.
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Firstorderwizard(m): 2:38pm On Feb 27, 2020
koffos:
.. make that guy nor deceive you.. you look more igbotic than asian.. gives correct shot of the boob's and ass , make man dey alright with Vaseline na

We the Vaseline crew hereby confer you the MOV title. Member of the order of the Vaseline crew

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Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Nobody: 3:09pm On Feb 27, 2020
lol at the two guys above me
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by koffos(m): 3:19pm On Feb 27, 2020
Firstorderwizard:


We the Vaseline crew hereby confer you the MOV title. Member of the order of the Vaseline crew
.. I receive this title with great honour

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Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by koffos(m): 3:21pm On Feb 27, 2020
victorian:






I don't take assz and boob pic.

I feel it's unnecessary.

I don't like guys ogling at my body. I see it offensive. How much more tempting guys online? Nah

So unnecessary.
this fine girl.. so you gonna leave me high and dry..



what do I do now

Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by koffos(m): 3:21pm On Feb 27, 2020
victorian:





Well I'm ďiplomatic in other areas.
Very diplomatic.
good to hear
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by idoms: 4:07pm On Feb 27, 2020
I am never going to lie to any babe. It's just not worth it.
Mightyify:
Guy once you don't have money in Abuja you will need to be a better liar to get laid.
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Nobody: 7:01pm On Feb 27, 2020
idoms:
It's true. I need to get that mentality out of my head that you need money to get a woman but the thing is money makes things a little bit easier
true money makes it easy but not as far practically taking care of all her financial needs as if u be her papa cheesy
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by genii96(m): 7:19pm On Feb 27, 2020
Must you have sex?
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Peacefullove: 8:26pm On Feb 27, 2020
Liposure:
babygirl, i guess he's intimidated by ur full package, endowed chest of 70G, majestic asian looks, curvy figure 8 design. All hail Queen vicky .

SMH , nonsense
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Jokerjr: 10:27pm On Feb 27, 2020
idoms:
Not really No

As u no too get money u gass get sweet mouth.
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by CosmicJames(m): 12:11am On Feb 28, 2020
idoms:
Don't have anyone yet. My colleagues are all male. Don't have any female friends. I mostly keep to myself
You need some big project that will occupy your mind so much that you won't even have time to think about sex.
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by DZTech: 11:44pm On Mar 01, 2020
BabbanBura:


Badass
at all o, lol.
looking for anything requires a plan of action.
where women r concerned, it's a numbers game so u have to b a bit objective in ur approach, simple cool
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Coolcalmcollect(m): 1:29am On Mar 02, 2020
idoms:
They say make money first before you pursue woman but what do you do in the meantime when you're still hustling for money. When sexual urges come I try to think of how I can make more money. Sometimes the urge becomes unbearable. I stopped watching porn and masturbating three months ago. I haven't had sex since September 2018 with an ashawo. I'm trying to improve myself by quitting all these bad habits but sometimes the sexual urges just becoming unbearable. There is only so much my willpower can go.
I am a single guy,I like to keep to myself. I have a job,I make 50k a month. I still live with my parents. I'm in my late 20s. I also do digital marketing on the side.
I don't know man. I don't want to go back to watching porn and going to ashawo house again. I want real woman.
even guys earning 19800 during nysc were forking and changing girls like socks, you're earning 50k talking rubbish....just say you can't toast woman let's teach you.
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by idoms: 12:06pm On Mar 02, 2020
Okay I admit I can't toast woman.
Coolcalmcollect:

even guys earning 19800 during nysc were forking and changing girls like socks, you're earning 50k talking rubbish....just say you can't toast woman let's teach you.
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Coolcalmcollect(m): 5:03pm On Mar 02, 2020
idoms:
Okay I admit I can't toast woman.
now you're talking. For now tho, forget about falling in love, to be good at toasting ladies you've got break some heart, toy with some emotions. are you up for that?
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by BabbanBura(m): 6:36am On Mar 04, 2020
DZTech:
at all o, lol.
looking for anything requires a plan of action.
where women r concerned, it's a numbers game so u have to b a bit objective in ur approach, simple cool

Cool
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by MhizJoyce(f): 7:37am On Mar 04, 2020
victorian:





I don't think he's homo
He's inbetween being born again and smart dresser.

He's just off , boring and distant expecting a babe to fall Inlove wit his kind of character.
When he complained his ex left him for an igbo smoker, initially I wondered why a babe will breakup her engagement with him and marry an igbo smoking guy but as I got close to him. I then realised oh No wonder! cheesy

Babes will definitely drop him fast and be with a lively interesting guy even if the other guy smokes lol

Mehn the guy case taya me.. Lol

Except he changes that shy attitude, I doubt if any babe would want to marry him and even if he eventually gets a lady Las Las, she will cheat on him big time.

I'm surprised sha
Hmmm....I'm getting some tips from you. Ride on!
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by MhizJoyce(f): 7:55am On Mar 04, 2020
victorian:






As I don't look low class, will I kill myself? undecided


Let them be liking low class. Na dem sabi.

Las Las, there is someone for everyone. I'm not bothered. I can't destroy my looks just to make guys troop and want me.

Moreover there are some few male friends who likes hanging out with me.

So no biggie.
I was driving a car, guys and my neighbors complain that I won't see husband o, and I look high maintenance.

Ok I keep car away, start using bus, bikes, I ditch earrings and Chains, I ditch expensive clothes and shoes. they still say I look high class and intimidating. I was like WTF! angry are u guys nuts?

Should I walk naked with bruises allover Before I look simple enough?

Oh God why bring me to this country? cry

Where the men prefer hungry plain looking women?

Anyways I don't give a hoot anymore!

Love me or leave me? I don't care. Thank God for my few dedicated close friends I have.


I think I prefer the second option you mentioned. I'll toast you cheesy
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by idoms: 11:18pm On Mar 04, 2020
Yes
Coolcalmcollect:

now you're talking. For now tho, forget about falling in love, to be good at toasting ladies you've got break some heart, toy with some emotions. are you up for that?

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