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KnowledgePower7:
Na lie na me and my papa run threeasome on your mumsi

My papa dey alive and strong
Send your mumsi number,
make she come feel 7 inch prick.
Not that your papa priwinkle prick

..Your birth was a result of an incest relationship..Your father and mother are brother and sister,so what does that make you??..I heard your father masturbates anytime he watches Tom and Jerry..

KnowledgePower7:
drop your ashawo mother number first

.You wey no fit handle 100lvl babe wan handle my mama..You want wetin kee your papa make e kee you too?

KnowledgePower7:
if i ask her for hookup now and she insult me and screenshot the chat.
Na still una go laugh me
At the end if the day.
Bleep all of una and the girl included. I no dey interested again
Make all of una getat

..Ogoro na your type Dey cum for laps..

KnowledgePower7:
thank you.
U see say im learning.
So how should i ask her stlyishly
Should i say
"Babe how much for ST with u"

Wetin u reason?

..Chai I swear you need exactly 43000 slaps so your head go correct…I see be like say client just give you $30 so na your first time..

Bro well e no go bad if you just drop her number cause you Dey sound like say you go first cry before you enter the inner sanctum..

KnowledgePower7:
bro will you die if you say hook up.
Just be direct with me. Simple. I asked u this question because i dint kbow game. You could just say PM means hookup and chat her up. Simple

The reason i adked this
I messaged on babe like this.
She screenshot it and pist on her whatsapp story laughing at me.

i wanted your direct reply
Inorder to understand if it is hookup. So i can then chat her up boldly.

Bro shey you put ear for pocket?

lildush:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bad guy... Dat is d fact bro. Every man wants a mind blowing sex always. Not missionary style without romance always.. u will get tired in 2 weeks. Trust me🤣🤣🤣

..Normal level…See the problem with relationships now is that no one is ready to talk about the problems..When talking about the dos and don’t people start to flare up..People don’t have conversations in relationships any longer cause someone else is waiting for a chance outside..We should be able to discuss matters of concern but people don’t do that anymore..

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What did the naira hold again against dollar 👂

Rema has finally evolved into Remy..

She spent 10m here and you didn’t notice the elephant in the room….Well na una type of story Dey give sense to others so continue Abeg..NEEEEXXXT ‼️

Na that big belle some girls are Hot for right now..When girls see man with money they become tasteless like ogiri..

Globad:
21 men!

plus the husband = 22

plus the ones the hubby doesn't know. let's assume this to be 10

22+10 = 32

almost three dozens!!!

she deserves a three-dozen-body-count veteran award!!!

na joke o

..She truly deserve am..

MIKOLOWISKA:
as she no Wan do am na who DE cry upandan see above but she can collect complete money for her bills

No free lunch o

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Hmm

Namaster:
Pregnancy craving is a MYTH used by wicked women to manipulate, ENSLAVE, debase and dehumanise their husbands.

A single mother will go to her shop and stay there until CONTRACTIONS starts.

But the moment a man, especially a HUSBAND, is actively INVOLVED; MADNESS begins.

That's when they'll wake you up at 3 AM because they're "craving" a turd-flavoured ice-cream made with UNICORN milk.

It's MADNESS!

…You never see anything…

turmacs:
Thanks be to satan that no lives were lost. This is why you should always remember to commit you life into satan's hand every morning before you go out.

…If you were in the car,you would be shouting BLOOD OF JESUS…Mumu like you this Monday morning..

kellystone87:
see d front...no road, water logged area....no body is buying

.You can tell when water is dealing with a house..

MIKOLOWISKA:
If sounds like a woman.....
Did he find fault with her
Is she compassion herself with a man
She gree do wetin lambo girl de do?
Stating facts is now Glorifying ba

Did the husband leave her or she left her husband, simple question you begin DE talk off point

…So if olosho Dey lick your yansh come mean say your wife must do same thing ba?..If lambo girl Dey take Anal e mean say your wife must do it too?..Chai,on the day of rapture God must leave you behind…That means if you can’t f***k your wife for 1hr then she must leave you,I say Amen to that..

That would have been the end of Beyoncé’s Career..

MIKOLOWISKA:
You think it's about look
Learner
Continue sitting you hear
Let's see whether that will keep your man

..Na man I be dumdum..You think there’s a perfect woman in this life eh?..So after 2kids that’s when you find a fault in your woman?..No Dey glorify cheating..

Ilamina:
Spits

Cursed people

..When others were learning English,where you go?

You’re in a love triangle,why don’t you try a love circle?

Na wife or grandma wear red?

lildush:
U guys don't understand. It's not all about d beauty of d wife. Can she perform in d oda room? Can she give him hot sex like d side chick does? The mistake married women mak is dis.. wen dey get married and have kids. Dey think it's all over. Dey start tying wrapper all day at home. Some will stay dirty. Unkept. Some will not bath before going to bed. Dey will not brush dia teeth. Some loos interest in sex with the husband. No doggy style. No Mouth Action. No cow girl. No kiss. No romance. Nothing. When d man gets a girl dat does all this why wunt he cheat? No matter how beautiful a woman is if she is not doing her job in d oda room someone will help her do it.. it's simple.

..She has 2 kids for him..I know say you be Pornmaster..No be every girl want make you shift her womb na haba😂

That’s a squirrel..Abeg how that innocent creature take disturb you or do you live in a tree?..Just talk true say you wan chop am👀

MrRichmond:
Lies still work well.

No be Burna use lambo lamba lash that babe for fp yesterday

..Poorman Dey use to 10k lash babe…Poorman no fit promise lambo cause e go cast😂

Truly that man deserve spit for him face,WTF man!!..Look at his wife and look at side chick men this shit is damn glaring..You have a beautiful wife..Abeg spit again for him face,Tuuuueeeeeeehhhhh.

Good development…

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