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Bull098:
I heard you don’t pay before service . But if you do and serious for business .

Contact me on telegram for negotiations and pf : bull098

Not sure who you heard about. If you are qualified and interested, send your CV and proof of past jobs to the email above.

I need a front end developer with at least an intermediate experience in HTML, CSS, JavaScript, and Vue.js.

If you have the above experience, or you know someone who does, please contact me on my email efosaakenbor@yahoo.com.

bunnaes:
Nobody should contact this man is a scam.

Collect at least 50% upfront before you attempt any job.

He should go a hire a developer in his physical location.

Have you worked for me before, troll?

Fake! Concocted just to go viral with the help of some stand-by actors. Search the internet and see other similar cases. The similar patterns are glaring. The people stuck are always anonymous. Nobody ever knows them from Adam. That is why nobody can ever vouch a similar thing happened to someone they know. Always, the videos are extremely short that you cannot make out what happened and how it ended. Also, the stuck couples are always wrapped. Let them at least remove the wrapper and show us how the dick got stuck.

The vagina is too is made up of human flesh and even softer than average flesh. For a penis to be stuck, it must be as rigid as a wood, the vagina must clamp it like a carpenter's clamp and then the penis' and vagina's skin must be glued together like you have superglue. No such conditions can happen naturally. Also imagine how a panicked man's penis will not become flaccid within a second of realizing he is stuck.

In case you want to know how impossible this is, stick one finger into your mouth, try to clamp it with your lips (not your teeth). Use the maximum force possible and then try to pull out that finger. You will see that your lips can never have the strength to clamp your finger, and the finger slips out very easily. A woman's vagina is a labia (pair of lips) and a man's penis can never be as rigid as a finger.

However, know that the myth of "magun" is age long and was concocted to keep people fateful to their spouses. It is part of our traditional religion, and to be frank, the fear of it works.

I wonder why Nigerians hate to read. He said the accused should have been slaughtered already instead of been sentence of which he can appeal. However, Nairaland moderators will always mislead with their headlines.

I need a graphics designer to create contents for websites, mobile apps and social media.

If you are interested, or you know anyone who is, please contact me on efosaakenbor@yahoo.com.

I need some front end and back end developers. The requirements are as follow:

Front end: Html, CSS and Javascript. Framework - Reactjs or Vuejs.

Back end framework: Nodejs (Javascript), Django (Python), or Magento (PHP).

Mobile App: React-Native (Javascript).

If you have any of the above experience or you know someone who does, please feel free to contact me here or on my email efosaakenbor@yahoo.com.

I need some front end and back end developers. The requirements are as follow:

Front end: Html, CSS and Javascript. Framework - Reactjs or Vuejs.

Back end framework: Nodejs (Javascript), Django (Python), or Magento (PHP).

Mobile App: React-Native (Javascript).

If you have any of the above experience or you know someone who does, please feel free to contact me here or on my email efosaakenbor@yahoo.com.

And their headquarters is Nairaland.

kk

So you don't know Donald Trump is childish?

OladimejiRufai:
Oga WWE is a sports entertainment show; a show that the outcomes are predetermined indeed.


It's like going to watch a stage play. So if u think it's childish to watch WWE, then it's like you are saying it's childish to watch a stage play.


The people who come to watch it know what they are watching; that it's staged and they choose to watch for the purpose of entertainment just like what you derive from stage plays. And amongst the people who watch it are very mature people and some of them are even probably more sophisticated in reasoning than you.


Do u even know Donald Trump is a fan of WWE? So Donald is childish?


Please before u criticize things just because you are not fine with it, reason well and know how to present your criticisms.


Your claim that people who watch WWE are childish, I'm sorry to say, has no substance and makes no sense.

Fake news. I just checked her timeline back in July 2016 and there was no post from her on July 1st let alone this one. Nairaland could easily verify this BS before posting but they deliberately won't because their business model is to sell fake news as much as they can.

kk

The masses? How many masses have his kind of Rolls-Royce and other exotic cars? How many masses live in mansions like his? Oh I forgot nairaland belongs to FFK, Dino Melaye, Fayose, Reno Omokri and IPOB for their image laundry.

Just imagine the pattern here. Reno Omokri has attacked the accuser calling her a liar while he supports the COZA pastor. Lere Olayinka, Fayose's aide, has attacked the accuser and supports the pastor, calling it consented rape. And now FFK has shown where he stands on the issue. Birds of the same feather. These are the same set of people who stand for PDP, corruption, IPOB bigotry, just to name a few. If you stand with these people then you need to have your head examined.

When he suspended Rivers governorship election result announcement for weeks to allow Wike doctor the results he was not corrupt then. Idiots.

Then why can't the court summon the former president to come testify as a witness for or against that assertion?

It is not juju or jazz. It is a kind of chemical.

hisexcellency34:
Any king can be dethroned be it Oba of Benin, Ooni of Ife and even Sultan of Sokoto. What's the big deal in ordinary Sanusi being dethroned?

Remove Oba of Benin from that list before thunder strikes you down.

Please I need a web designer with a sound knowledge of HTML and CSS. Please contact me if interested.

Nairaland is now a platform for propagating insults.

Nairaland and deliberate misinformation. Is he actually the APC spokesman?

Everything is news on Nairaland. No standard. Someone with zero chance of winning.

Absolute idiot Omokri. Nairaland come and push your noise maker to the frontpage as usual.

How did it get to Nairaland front page?

Fake news. No bullet hole, no blood, no sign of penetration. You thought it was a bone dislocation? Please tell us another story.

This woman is the worst conspiracy theorist known in Nigeria. She manufactures lies over and over again. The question is: why is Nairaland always promoting her? Don't you guys have any conscience? Is the scourge of fake news ravaging our society today not bad enough? How much more damage would you guys do by promoting unfounded and baseless allegations from the likes of FFK, Nnamdi Kanu, Fayose, Kemi Olunloyo, etc? Please note that as a foremost website in Nigeria, you should have, as a core of your social responsibility, the need to de-platform such people. They don't make our people( especially the youth) more enlightened. In fact, they make them more confused as it becomes harder to separate facts from fiction, which in turn reduces their overall intelligence.

Publicity stunt. A faded singer teams up with an upcoming singer with the help of the faded singer's wife just to help their careers. Now they have got what they wanted - trending.

The Kemi Adeosun that they use to blackmail to get money like ATM has gone. Now the chickens have come home to roost.

This guy just gave away his business secret.

The only question is how this rubbish got to Nairaland front page.

I never thought Nairaland would ever sink lower than their lowest. This platform is now worse than a dumpsite. If you are new here you would think the platform belongs to Fani-Kayode, Timi Frank, Omokri, Fayose and their fellow good for nothing people. Those people perpetrate falsehood like pure water and this platform helps them perpetuate it into the heads of the already gullible Nigerians. Nairaland might not be aware of the damage it is causing to this our generation all in the name of traffic, but a day of reckoning would come.