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RomanceRe: I Am About Getting Married To A Man That Hates My Mom So Much by EASYGURU(m): 8:09pm On Jul 11, 2022
pretydiva:
If he can't bring himself to forgive your mom, then it's best to end the relationship.

If you continue the relationship with the hatred he has for your mom and you 2 eventually gets married, then you are in for a long thing
You all are the same, you, the mother and the girl are all the same opportunists.
RomanceRe: I Am About Getting Married To A Man That Hates My Mom So Much by EASYGURU(m): 8:04pm On Jul 11, 2022
virginprincess:
sad I really don't blame your mum it not easy to be suffering then you will still watch your child go into the same suffering but she should have at least remembered how the guy helped you in school.




My advice to you is to beg him to forgive your mum let him see reasons why your mom wanted you to go for a rich suitor,like I said it not easy to see ones child go into a marriage were she would suffer financially but if he refuses to see reasons with you I suggest you let him go because if you marry him I guarantee you 100% that your mom will never step foot in your home and you know that would be the beginning of your marital problem...... Good luck wink
What kind of creature are you? Definitely not human. A man who has invested time n resources in your and your family for years with an understanding between you both that you'd become man and wife is the same man you want to leave? Do you know it's a criminal offence?
RomanceRe: What Has Been Your Hardest Goodbye In Life So Far? by EASYGURU(m): 7:46pm On Jul 11, 2022
inspirator1:
Forex trading?
Absolutely boss.
RomanceRe: What Has Been Your Hardest Goodbye In Life So Far? by EASYGURU(m): 7:44pm On Jul 11, 2022
Kaiair:
Na die be that na cry
Omo I no die oooo. My guy lost 120m that same week too.
RomanceRe: What Has Been Your Hardest Goodbye In Life So Far? by EASYGURU(m): 7:43pm On Jul 11, 2022
doggedfighter:
Gosh cry


How were you able to cope after such heavy loss.


Kai !
Hahaha. I became a drunkard for over a month. The frustration of life became a reality to me.
RomanceRe: What Has Been Your Hardest Goodbye In Life So Far? by EASYGURU(m): 1:54pm On Jul 11, 2022
Kaiair:
I lost my dog last week due to cancer... her name was karma .....since then it felt like half of me died.... she's been with me for over 15yrs.
Watching over 20m worth of my investment flushing through the drain
InvestmentRe: Save Your Naira in Dollars Made Easy. Three Ways. by EASYGURU(m): 2:16pm On Jul 10, 2022
Codeye:
Hello guys! I'm going to be brief,
I help convert your money from Naira to Dollars.
1. You must operate a dollar account.
2. Rate depends on current trend.
3. Within 2hours after receiving the Naira you wish to convert.
4. It will be transfer directly to your Dollar Account.
5. I sell all kind of Crypto currency too.
6.Buy and Selling of Dollars. Note NO permanent rate.
Check my signature.
Also when you deal with me that's the only proof you will get if I'm trustworthy or not. I live by my word. Peace!
What's your Dollar rate?
RomanceRe: Men Should Start Being Fair By Giving HEAD 18+ by EASYGURU(m): 3:12pm On Jul 04, 2022
In all honesty, this thread speaks the truth in as much as we all as men would want to deny it. Nonetheless i still won't be giving head grin grin grin if you want head, find it elsewhere.
FamilyRe: How Do You Handle This Type Of Situation? by EASYGURU(m): 1:53am On Jul 02, 2022
DamnnNiggarr:
My Bossom childhood friend was financially down and needed financial assistance because his landlord was suffocating him with his constant nagging. So he contacted me as his old guy and and told me the situation on ground and requested for financial assistance from me. I didn't hesitate in sending him the money which he summed up with the one he had and cleared his house rent.

So, this afternoon, his wife texted me, and in her text, she thanked me for the assistance and requested to pay me a visit and and help me with some of my chores since my wife is in Bayelsa. From the very moment I set my eyes on that text, I haven't been myself knowing fully well that one thing may lead to another during her visit/stay.

That my guy is so dear to me and we treat each other with utmost respect so for this reason, I wouldn't like to loose that respect and trust. This woman is anticipating my response, according to her.

Please house, how do I discourage her from visiting me in my wife's absence without it looking as if I'm avoiding her? What does she want? Who has been in this type of situation and how did you resolve the issue without creating enmity?
Resist her in everyway possible. You see how she stylishly used the word "CUM" lol.
RomanceRe: Men Only: How Women Manipulate Simps (format Busted!) by EASYGURU(m): 11:08pm On Jun 30, 2022
Comrade ��. Use hold body

RomanceRe: The Best Why To Win A Girl Heart Easily by EASYGURU(m): 1:45am On Jun 28, 2022
Fritzert:
Hi nairalanders make una help me I met this girl on Snapchat she always ignores my text a lot sometimes she do reply though I really like am I swear she no wan give out number sef
Someone should help me on how I can easily win her heart and she will have time for me lol

She likes football though an arsenal fan �
Move on brr. Don't sell yourself too low for her. She ain't worth it
RomanceRe: Nairaland Please Advise Me. Is This Girl I Met On Badoo Ghosting Me? by EASYGURU(m): 6:57pm On Jun 27, 2022
Wilson500:
I wonder why someone will be looking for serious relationship on badoo
The platform's name alone suppose tell you whatsup
The status quo in badoo is hunt....catch...bleep...and move on to the next bush meat
Mind you your hunting equipment is your bankole
Each man for himself cheesy
OP dey learn big time. I just go my badoo this evening as OP talk this thing. I don catch on crocker fish wen dey stay 10mijs from my place. No time. Na to bleep in next 48hours.
OP write on your profile say you no want just friend, anyone looking for just friends should goto Facebook. When dem enter DM tell dem straight say you no dey ff broke girls because you no broke. Na dem go find you come pull pant easily.
RomanceRe: Nairaland Please Advise Me. Is This Girl I Met On Badoo Ghosting Me? by EASYGURU(m): 11:16am On Jun 27, 2022
uthlaw:
Buy for her two indomie and two eggs,Bleep her,give her tp 1k...nothing special about pussy!
You sabi the gist op. Take five cool grin grin grin some sef na fanta i dey buy for them n bleep them. Once i give you a landmark close to my place, i come pick you na bleep remain. If you like no come again. Badoo na ocean of fish
RomanceRe: Nairaland Please Advise Me. Is This Girl I Met On Badoo Ghosting Me? by EASYGURU(m): 11:13am On Jun 27, 2022
rogerking:
I met a girl on badoo after we matched and liked each other, we quickly exchanged numbers and were talking for about a week solidly on whatsapp, i invited her over to my place and she came we spent about 3 hours gisting and by all impressions it was fun, she messaged me when she got back home that she was safe.

I messaged her today asking if she wanted to hang out again and she said '' im broke and to be honest really dont feel like going out'' i asked her ''is money the main problem?'' she said it is. I then told her '' okay no problem, let me know when your free or have chance'' she replies with ''ok fine''

should i take it as a hint she isnt interested? The first date went so well by all impressions and she had said earlier she was open to hanging out again only for her to say this morning she is broke and doesnt want to hang out. we are both students, but it seems like im always the one messaging on whatsapp to say hi or hello she never on her own messages. advice guys? i like this girl alot but dont want to be played for a fool or simp
Abeg guy rest. Badoo girl find you come house you no bleep, you think she go get your time?? They're all Hot as f* on that app. Only God know how many encounter i fon get from there. If you had bleeped her, she would have connected back for more. Brr don't attach feelings to anything off Badoo n Tinder ffs*
RomanceRe: 3some Gone Wrong by EASYGURU(m): 10:06am On Jun 09, 2022
Flamemignon1:
I'm pansexual and somewhat demisexual or gray asexual,what that means is that I'm attracted to all genders so as long as you are 18 and above,yea we can hit it but the demisexual/gray ace part in me depends on human connections before I sleep with them,I just can't sleep with anyone without knowing you first and having a mutual bond because if we don't,no matter what you do,my dick will never get up,be it cisgender male, cisgender female, transmen or transwomen or non binary and other gendered folks and I've had sex with all of the above....yep,I'm that sexually adventurous but we need to connect first
Na this useless GAY guy from the other thread. If you like attributes all sexuality trait's to yourself, you b gay
RomanceRe: Can Prayer before meal neutralize Poison In Food? by EASYGURU(m): 7:43pm On Jun 01, 2022
Perfectman91:
Guys, I'll like to know if anyone has had (or knows of) a real life experience where prayer been said before a meal neutralized poison in it. Would be waiting for your comments
This is an invitation to death in itself.
RomanceRe: Why Most Men Hate Gay Sex. by EASYGURU(m): 7:41pm On Jun 01, 2022
Flamemignon1:
No it means having a civilized convo and the bolded just proved my point. Have you ever even questioned your homophobia or questioned everything you've learned in your life because that's the first step of growth,I'm gonna go with No because it's obvious.
You are so misogynistic that you see women as less than so anything that portrays that feminity is less than a man to you. You are no different from the masculine gay men who hate their feminine counterparts
So you think you're being civil this way. Also never compare me with lower men "Gay" of your likes. I'll be damned the day i question my homophobic nature. At all real men out there and on here on NL, please take my dear life the day i go low to becoming gave.
RomanceRe: Why Most Men Hate Gay Sex. by EASYGURU(m): 6:06pm On Jun 01, 2022
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Flamemignon1:
Like I predicted,a savage always results to insults instead of talking like a civilized person. You lot deserve Nigeria the way it is
So you mean being civilised means going down in your fellow man grin grin grin grin "so laughable". I already consider you less of a man.
RomanceRe: Why Most Men Hate Gay Sex. by EASYGURU(m): 4:11pm On Jun 01, 2022
Flamemignon1:
So you think all gay men are weak and will look at you do them harm while they do nothing? It's completely obvious you haven't left Nigeria or you haven't even met a gay person in your entire life
Abi you're m@d. I go follow beat you to pulp. You better run for your life than fight back.
RomanceRe: Why Most Men Hate Gay Sex. by EASYGURU(m): 9:44pm On May 31, 2022
See as GAY plenty for here. grin angry grin wetin una parents suppose abort.
RomanceRe: Why Most Men Hate Gay Sex. by EASYGURU(m): 5:06pm On May 31, 2022
embarassed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

What do we mke out if this nonsense
RomanceRe: Dear Men No Matter How Hórny You Are, Don't Give Head by EASYGURU(m): 8:24pm On May 29, 2022
advanceDNA:
So who said women cant orgasm without usimg your tongue on their genitals...
Love making or having passionate sex is nit a thing for the weak. Sex is also adventurous. There are guys whose fetish revolves around this or even worse and sometimes they've got to satisfy their sexual curiousity and urge.
RomanceRe: Please Advise by EASYGURU(m): 8:19pm On May 29, 2022
Monaco1:
Good Evening All, I had only just arrive Lagos, Last Week and I reside on the mainland. Can anyone kindly assist with good brothels on the mainland, the name and location of the brothel would highly be appreciated.
Thanks in advance.
There are lots of them and besides all these girls are one ans same. Try making use of online dating / hook-up application.
HealthRe: Excessive Itching In Private Parts by EASYGURU(m): 5:40pm On May 20, 2022
amotohealth:
We offer follow-up sessions to make sure you're okay. You're in safe hands cheesy
Hospital una too dey charge abeg angry angry[s][/s] normal normal no b una say make we go fvvk buh una bill dey make pson choose alternative source before pson visit hospital as last hope.
RomanceRe: My Fiancé Said I Should Open A Shop For Her by EASYGURU(m): 7:31am On May 13, 2022
GooodHardDick:
Comrade, you get mind go open business for a coded runs girl? What were you thinking?

I no know where una dey get mind dey try all these things! As in you mean you left your mom, sisters and younger ones, and then went and opened a pos shop for a coded runs girl that'll dump you immediately she sees a more richer guy?

Thank God you were quickly restored back to your senses bro. This is 2022 comrade. No sane guy is expected to Simp at all. The only women God created you to maintain are your mother, sisters and wife
Comrade my mumu too much grin grin
HealthRe: Excessive Itching In Private Parts by EASYGURU(m): 7:30am On May 13, 2022
RSVP:
Oga mi sir!
Whats the update on this case cuz dis thing don dey worry me for over a week now oo.

Infact my left hand dey inside my sokoto like dis weh me dey scratch my balls oo...myjohn thomos sef come ugly.

E be kike say this thing dey out well well cuz i know about 5 guys with same problem now ...nah scope everybody dey use scratch d level at work shocked
Epon mi ti bo bayi ooo.
I dunno if I've replied you sha but I'm free now. I used Daktarcort cream 1400-2000
Terbinafine 2000
Benzyl whatever that's on the thread.
RomanceRe: My Fiancé Said I Should Open A Shop For Her by EASYGURU(m): 5:59pm On May 12, 2022
GooodHardDick:
U Don open shop for your mama and sisters?

Una never Marry, girl Don already dey give you condition? As in.. A hoe is the one telling you what to do for her? angry

A typical Nigerian girl an with Entitlement mentality. That's exactly how they behave. That girl wants to cash out massively from you to secure her future should in case anything happens.

I don't recommend opening a shop for a Nigerian girl at all, but if you must open a shop for her, I'll recommend you wait for at least 6-7years before doing that. And the shop MUST be open in your NAME. Having said that, ask yourself why is she in a hurry to get a shop immediately after your marriage? That girl wan run you street bro. Be wise!
Na so my girl run me street after opening pos shop for her as requested. In less than two months she don fall in love with two of her pos customer. She broke up sha. Lucky mhe i no give her 300k operating capital if not i for b the simp of the year
HealthRe: Excessive Itching In Private Parts by EASYGURU(m): 4:30pm On May 01, 2022
RSVP:
Oga mi sir!
Whats the update on this case cuz dis thing don dey worry me for over a week now oo.

Infact my left hand dey inside my sokoto like dis weh me dey scratch my balls oo...myjohn thomos sef come ugly.

E be kike say this thing dey out well well cuz i know about 5 guys with same problem now ...nah scope everybody dey use scratch d level at work shocked
Epon mi ti bo bayi ooo.
Oya call me asap 07037661839. I assure you e go leave you.
RomanceRe: Why Would A Married Man Cancel The Friend Request He Sent You by EASYGURU(m): 10:10pm On Apr 26, 2022
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, why would a married man who has an all female friend list cancel the friend request he sent you when half of the ladies on his friend list are not even fine?[/color]
hag seeking attention. So you had time to go through his profile but you didn't bother accepting or rejecting his friend request. You also noticed he canceled his request. Lol. For your information, he may be married but he still has his pride as a man and he'll for ever be d price. You're an old worthless piece of shiiiitttt. You've lost your sexual market value and as such married men, divorcée and Widowers are the only class of men that would come after you so do yourself a great deal and pick one. If you continue with this shameful attitude you'll only be doing your future a great disservice.

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