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RomanceRe: Telling Your Age At The Beginning Of A New Relationship: Hard Or Easy by EASYGURU(m): 11:47am On Apr 22, 2022
Mrkcee:
Why not? As a guy it's not a big deal.
But ladies would rather die than not deduct at least 2years+ from their actual years especially if she's above 25. cool

Modified: Men do not need to lie about age in relationships, but when it comes to FOOTBALL AGE forgerrit; just like d 18 years old guy below. grin grin grin
Omo you'd live long for such sensible comment as no 1
RomanceRe: Help!!! My Boyfriend Says I Lack Table Manners Because Of This. by EASYGURU(m): 11:18am On Apr 22, 2022
siofra:
We were eating at a restaurant and 3 seeds of ricle dropped from my mouth when he said I lack table manners. angry

I feel hurt that this is coming from him angry
Why you sef order rice huh Naso me and one girl go out. Initially i didn't want to take anything for myself other than fruits parfait but immediately i saw okro soup and fufu omo i lost all my home training and ordered that shit ASAP grin grin mama got angry immediately. I told her to just accept things and me the way they are considering it the first time we both were meeting grin grin grin and that was how i got my first shag from her inside my car for just being natural grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: You Can Leave A Broke Man But Can't Leave A Man That Beats You by EASYGURU(m): 8:07pm On Apr 21, 2022
Datboredberri:
Do you know the millions if women who've left their abusive partners? Or you just wanna be stup*d like your fellow reta*ds on twitter? undecided

And why complain that women are leaving broke men? Trying to guilt women into dating your miserable self so their children inherit your generational poverty? undecided

This is a domestic violence case... Not an avenue for you to complain cause you can't even afford a 2k prostitute...

Always easy to spot a poor black man...
Lmao. Without all the men in your miserable life you're nothing. Without all the unmerited favour that comes with being a girl, you're the lowest of all human so rest.
RomanceRe: After God Fear This Gender by EASYGURU(m): 12:27pm On Apr 17, 2022
headbasher96:
Baba i see small one yesterday after complimenting her i was asking he if we can get down babe do not be surprise babe that lived in that area before i started working the told me that she just came to the area new i did not react i kept my cool.


Along the line i was wooing her as a sharp guy i asked for number babe say her phone is spoilt she open breast comot simcard i peep look booby lick mouth i say no wam ok so babe we fit see later she said yes but she want make her hair as a bad guy so na me go make your hair me wey meet u now barely 30minutes no wahala if u bathe come my office.


Ok after like 1 to 2 hours babe show say she don come i say no wahala shey u want make hair na how much 1500 i said ok no wahala but we go go house like this o because as u need the money urgent na so i go knack u urgent babe smile waka i return wallet put for pocket she say since i no want help her thank u babe walk out me i enter office continue my hustle.


This morning i just the stroll base on easter i see babe for road with the appearance wey she put on yesterday babe call me i come o say make i no vex blah blah blah i say i no vex o as bad man i know as she comot office yesterday she no go house na today she the come back so i ask her babe as i close i come house make i give u that thing i no see u babe say since i no gree give her she go her aunty side i say no wam madam begin ask me weather she fit get am now say she know say e no dey here but she go follow me go house i just laugh walk away.


The rate wey this girls need money now the fear me i wanted to give her that money but when i told her that let go to the house i was expecting her to tell me that na today we meet she said none of this she just smiled and walk away thinking she will go and sleep out and get the money.

There too it did not work she had to come back to me again shey u the form carry bleep go give who pass me e no work and u are offering me a sag pussy that somebody drilled all through the night i told her to go home and rest first that i will come see her like say i go go there when i wanted to simp for her by dashing her money for free she refuse i kept my calm now i don buy 2 bottles with 1k fried meat i go chop am know say all nigerian girls na mumu
Correct nigha. Na man you be. Na so i bleep one girl two time last Tuesday n Thursday oo for like 30mins straight if not longer sef two times and we just met ooo, just yesterday Saturday mama say make i give her 2k i tel her straight say i no get. Na to bleep the next girl remain.
RomanceTotally Unrelated But I Need Help by EASYGURU(op): 12:05pm On Apr 17, 2022
Guys anyone knows of a herbalists or juju man in Lagos that can help prove that any form of juju is real for 2.5 Million Naira in a public place in Oshodi, Lagos? Alternatively if the juju man can come from Ogun state or ibadan too then it's highly appreciated for 2.5 Million. Please watch video, i would be expecting your comments

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLVEqCHF/


https://drive.google.com/file/d/1750XQRjL2X0OpE6M6rKF2_i-UfDalK84/view?usp=drivesdk
RomanceRe: Share The Weirdest Pick Up Line You Ever Heard Or Used by EASYGURU(m): 11:57am On Apr 17, 2022
Its was absolutely so dumb of you to make use of such without any modifications. You think such wack lines would get her attention? Bro go for a dumb girl. It's best toy develop your social communication skill and develop confidence in yourself without depending on any damned pickup lines.
RomanceRe: I Feel Shy Around Girl by EASYGURU(m): 5:54pm On Apr 16, 2022
Bro do you drink at all? I mean alcoholic beverages or any other stuff that would make you high ?
RomanceRe: Matured Lady Needed For Marriage by EASYGURU(m): 10:14am On Apr 16, 2022
placeofallure:
Oh my! You call these questions irrational questions? From someone you want to get entangled with? No wonder people like you end up with ghosts or aliens as partners and you disturb the social media space with your incessant rantings.

I will thoroughly school you about etiquette and communication skills, okay?

Then, next time it's each other.
Lmao. You can't school me, getting to know eachother or each other is something done Via DM. His contacts is there do the needful and if he doesn't meets your standards you'd end the conversation politely and simply state to him you're not interested. Thereafter you'd block him and you both go your separate ways. Simple as ABC. Shot your shot when opportunity knocks, not everything would be served on a plate of gold to you. Sometimes you'd have to do some diggings too.
RomanceRe: Matured Lady Needed For Marriage by EASYGURU(m): 10:08am On Apr 16, 2022
Fuckaniza:
She haf a point nah... Shey she wee nuh see the good she wanna patronize ni sir? tongue
She sent a DM n then she didn't see the goods grin ? She sent a DM n she didn't get to make inquiries about all there is to know via video call ?
RomanceRe: Please How Much From Lagos To Portacourt Please by EASYGURU(m): 12:19am On Apr 16, 2022
Realmi:
standing or seating
Nice one guy angry angry angry
RomanceRe: Matured Lady Needed For Marriage by EASYGURU(m): 12:17am On Apr 16, 2022
placeofallure:
Your picture(s)?

We need to check you out.
What nationality are you?
Hausa? Fulani? Ipobian or Yorouba?
Religion?
Which schools did you attend?
Are you widowed or divorced?
Do you have kid(s)?
What ideologies do you live by?

Expatiate please.
You see your life now... Zero social etiquette, you lack good communication skills. I hope he's not desperate enough to even consider you or your irrational questions. If you want to know all these, you chat him up and get to know eachother. His number is there so anyone interested can hit him up and you discuss about yourself.
RomanceRe: Matured Lady Needed For Marriage by EASYGURU(m): 12:14am On Apr 16, 2022
myyansh68:
call me 08057524776
He should still call you grin grin grin
Imagine
InvestmentRe: Intelligence Prime Capital Ltd, Is It A Scam Or Some Ponzi Scheme? by EASYGURU(m): 1:39pm On Apr 15, 2022
ignis:
Someone Recommended Tradeland Fx for me...

I registered today, but their services and support is too poor compared to exness.
Don't use such scam brokers. I'll recommend Exness, FBS, Hotforex, Grandcapital, Infinox

https://one.exness/a/u7ie0f4t/

https://www.hotforex.com/?refid=342787
InvestmentRe: Intelligence Prime Capital Ltd, Is It A Scam Or Some Ponzi Scheme? by EASYGURU(m): 1:33pm On Apr 14, 2022
ignis:
I just registered and funded exness, I never knew it's a B book broker.

Please can you recommend a good A book broker for me?
You actually don't need an A book broker. Most brokers are B book brokers. Exness is a good brokerage company. I personally recommend them. I have been using them for years
RomanceRe: She Wants Me To Disvirgin Her .BUT by EASYGURU(m): 9:07pm On Apr 12, 2022
Dickson178:
My brother, this same thing is happening to me oh . Underage girl want me to disvirgin with my bigger dick , hmm! Well, to cut the story short, I try yesterday and e no gree pass , so postponed it to Sunday, definitely I'll be using cream that very day cool
Buy lubricant. Na just 1k wetin b say you go use cream
RomanceRe: Am 19 Years..i Want Sex by EASYGURU(m): 12:55pm On Apr 10, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool OP u are lucky because I don NACK many ASHAWOO for dat ikorodu..


ikorodu get better ASHAWOO house Na!


Y u de LOSEGUARD!


okay make I SHINE small disco LITE 4 ur area!


make I give u better LOCATION for ikorodu, it's cheap and plenty young young ASHAWOO BANIS full der!


try JAZZ in Igbogbo, if u reach Igbogbo, take a bike to ofin road, as u de JAZZ in ofin, ask of popotery hotel..


or if u de JAZZ in Igbogbo, just tell d bike man to carry u to popotery hotel, it's a popular hotel der...


5h or 1k u go NACK and SUUCK BOBZ join..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!
Guy abeg make we chat make you gimee this location wela what app 07037661839
RomanceRe: Men, Pls Don't Love Women!!!! by EASYGURU(m): 11:51am On Apr 09, 2022
Jennyclay:
Broke men with their numerous wahala... O ga oo!!!!
Coming from a cum pot grin grin grin beeeeach just drop it. Matter of fact you cannot compete with 1/10 of yhe guys you address as broke financially without another male support
PoliticsRe: Lagos Appoints MC Oluomo Parks Management Committee Chairman by EASYGURU(m): 11:19am On Apr 07, 2022
Iceberg3:
What a shame!!!
Look at all of them, yrbmzls, disgusting
I think i was the only one who noticed it
PropertiesRe: My Tenant Wastes Too Much Water by EASYGURU(m): 5:46pm On Apr 05, 2022
immortalcrown:
Na you Bleep up. You know say you go rent out the apartment, you for give the apartment separate meter.

Two options:
(1)
Install a separate meter and a separate overhead tank for the tenant's apartment.

(2)
Give the tenant a quit notice and have no other tenant when the current one leaves.


This commenter does not understand human nature well. Either the tenant and his wife think they pay you too much money and they do those things to hurt you, or the wife is a spoilt slay queen that is addicted to wasting money and resources. Therefore, talking to them cannot help. The man, being a lawyer, may even bring up a silly logic.
Listen to iyaebe at your own peril. That woman comments at all times, on every thread and yet contributes nothing of values. Tueh
RomanceRe: I Need A Girlfriend. Hookup Babes Stay Away From Me by EASYGURU(m): 2:25am On Apr 05, 2022
Singleasfvck:
OP goto B A D O-O you go see them plenty
RomanceRe: I Think Life In Nigeria Looks Fair Enough For Women Than Men!!! by EASYGURU(m): 11:47pm On Apr 03, 2022
I already ended about three relationships this year because I cannot serve a woman's needs on a platter of gold at the expense of my own hard labor. let it be known that for the sake of courtship, I would never marry a woman who isn't up to 1/3 of my financial and educational level. women never settle for less because we men put them on high pedestals and its high time all that societal ills change.
RomanceRe: What Do You Take For Stronger Erection by EASYGURU(m): 3:35pm On Mar 31, 2022
GingerbreadMen:
Wetin be Skushy?

RomanceRe: What Made You Lose Feelings For Someone You Loved Most? by EASYGURU(m): 3:31pm On Mar 31, 2022
twind111:
I will answer this in those days our fore father's can marry upto 6 wives and take of them conveniently but now persistent inflation on all commodity. Everything should not be on the man.. This economy is affecting us all..
School fee MAN
ELECTRICITY BILL MAN
PARENTS UPKEEP. MAN
SIBLINGS MAN
INLAWS MAN
.... Put yourself in a man's shoe,... Ask the widows out there about their responsible husband who did everything to take care of his family.. they will clear your doubt and change your mentality about this.. MEN do the most dangerous and tedious work out there just to take care of wife's and kids..
Finally a lady with wisdom. You see iyaebe lol. Make i no talk. Last last na corn dem go use evening newspaper rap.
RomanceRe: What Made You Lose Feelings For Someone You Loved Most? by EASYGURU(m): 1:52pm On Mar 31, 2022
merits:
What made you lose feelings for someone you loved most?
shocked
Too much pride in her.
My guess, she was a Virgin n probably very beautiful.
RomanceRe: What Do You Take For Stronger Erection by EASYGURU(m): 7:45pm On Mar 30, 2022
Highman56:
grin
Drink better skushies. E dey sweet normal normal but e go dey make your get strong deek you go dey Knack well. You no go com for bj sef
RomanceRe: A New Trend... Be Advised by EASYGURU(op): 7:13pm On Mar 30, 2022
Janina:
alright evening newspaper
HRHQueenPhil take rope


grin grin grin[s][/s] grin

RomanceRe: My Mom Has Refused Me On Having A Boyfriend by EASYGURU(m): 7:11pm On Mar 30, 2022
Iyaebe:
What my mom told me has kept me going, so keep yourself and don't ever give your virginity to any boyfriend, stay chaste and when you finally find a husband he will forever appreciate and cherish you if he meets you a virgin.You can be crazy,seductive,look good and sexy and all that but never open your legs for any boyfriend.Also start learning the habits of overcoming your urges and in no distant time you'll master it and be in charge.You don't need a boyfriend
What your mom told you has kept you going till you turn evening newspaper. Your submissions are not valid.

OP. Never take an advice from this Iyaebe and Candidlady . You can take advise from any other person but definitely not evening news paper.
RomanceRe: A New Trend... Be Advised by EASYGURU(op): 7:00pm On Mar 30, 2022
HRHQueenPhil:
Ladies, please be careful

there are so many married guys on these places looking for free sex and can decieve for africa
others will also ask u for money claiming they are abroad and want u to help their mother with money claiming emergency
be very careful
yahoo don enter even Nigeria not only obodo
immediately u say i love u, next is that new style ...
You're also absolutely correct on this. Even this os more serious than my own post as its something that could cut short a girls life. At the end of it both genders habe to be careful.
InvestmentRe: Intelligence Prime Capital Ltd, Is It A Scam Or Some Ponzi Scheme? by EASYGURU(m): 6:15pm On Mar 30, 2022
Fibonacci88:
First stage of grieve is denial
Omo real Forex traders grin grin , i think we all came back to troll this lazy ignorant. I just hope say en no claim Mr. INVESTOR angry angry angry

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