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RomanceRe: Guys And Ladies I Need Your Opinion. by EASYGURU(op): 11:56pm On Jan 17, 2022
Stacyomolola:
So u practiced all those styles today
Waow
wink wink wink wink
Wait so u guys have had sex this year, very impatient set of people undecided undecided
Lol. Conji na bad thing and na she bring the vibe come because i no go work today at all and she's trying to secure me as her husband.
RomanceGuys And Ladies I Need Your Opinion. by EASYGURU(op): 11:31pm On Jan 17, 2022
Hello everyone. So for quite sometime now over there years i notice something about my personal health. Whenever I'm extremely excited to have sex with a girl, i cum in less than 5 strokes. But i noticed if i don not have any intention to be intimate, i last up to 30-40 mins or more. Sometimes the girls quit that they are no longer interested. Is this normal.

Today's sex lasted for about 40 mins even with raw sex, BJ within lubricant, Head and hand job. Doggy , spoon, missionary style, 69 and lot more position i no cum. What could be the issue. She had to quit. Besides I'm not a sex freak
AutosRe: NGK Spark Plugs and KYB Shock Absorber. by EASYGURU(m): 5:09am On Dec 28, 2021
Berachahrent:
Genuine products.
How much for Camry 08 complete shock front and rear.
Car TalkI Need Advice On The Best Shock For Camry by EASYGURU(op): 3:29am On Dec 28, 2021
Hello guys. Good morning. Please i would like to make an inquiry on a good type of shock absorber i csn buy for my camry. I'm tired of changing shocks every 4-6 weeks when i don't use my car for uber or other commercial purposes. I feel my mechanic gets low quality shock absorber. Please kindly suggest me a good brand shock and where i can get it today in Lagos.

Car: Camry 2008
Shock: Both Front and back shocks are completely Dead also Mudguard for all four tyres.

Also in addition to this, i would like to changes my car Dashboard Display from the old one that comes with it . Please kindly suggest to me where i can get this done and how long it's going to take.
RomanceRe: Is MTN Having Issues Tonight by EASYGURU(m): 1:33am On Nov 16, 2021
grin grin grin grin grin
Same thing happened here too but i was already drunk so i was wondering if i didn't get something right because i was drunk
RomanceRe: What's The Best Approach To Tell A Girl That You Like Her And Want Two Of You To by EASYGURU(m): 12:01am On Oct 22, 2021
EzegeNdiigbo:
Take her on a date and profess your love to her..simple.
Don't try this simpish approach angry angry . Wgat a retarded way of doing things
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Dated A Cultist? How Did You Find Out & Pulled Out? by EASYGURU(m): 2:44am On Oct 20, 2021
Kwantinue
RomanceRe: How A Virgin Almost Died In My Crib by EASYGURU(m): 10:05pm On Oct 19, 2021
Smartb0y:
@op,the night you drugged her,was the pussy worth it?
Same thing happened recently. A Virgin begged me to drug n deflower. I refused, i told her outrightly that I'm avoiding any issues that would lead to she accusing me of raping her n she's 26. Another day, she's noticed i was extremely drunk. She went ahead, got herself tipsy before she got drunk completely, her friends guided her to my apartment. She made her way from my parlour to my room. As a guy man, i was extremely drunk but i use shayo eye's tell her say Make i go carry lubricant from inside my car. The moment I got downstairs, i staggered to my neighbor flat (a guy man like me too). I told him not to permit me to leave his place till the next day that there's a girl in my room that want's to set me up. Till date it never happened. I don't think I'm ready for the stress that comes with deflowering a girl.
RomanceRe: Help Me, My Female Cousin What Me To Sex Her What Should I Do??? by EASYGURU(m): 9:49am On Oct 19, 2021
OP don make up en mind already to bleep her. Na NL go ahead you dey wait for so you go come blame us later if pple find out abi?
RomanceRe: Guys, Share Your Sex Or Seduction Experience With A Much Older Female by EASYGURU(m): 9:29am On Oct 19, 2021
Polynek:
Chaaaii Aunty Nonye delt with me undecided, 7yrs old boy go suck pussy over 20mins she go de scream in pleasure, wen am tired she ll lie me down and take over cry, she go bang me sotey my dic go de pain me,
After everything she go prepare my best food 4 me and tell me to come to her house 2moro immediately I return from school, she always buy me under wears during festive period, I enjoyed her though, but it is child molestation bcox I don't know what am doing den undecided
Marrrrd. You i salute
TravelRe: A Nairalander’s Road Trip To New York by EASYGURU(m): 4:41pm On Aug 05, 2021
any fulani herdsmen on the road yet or police stopping you to check the content of your phone?
RomanceRe: Is It Advisable? by EASYGURU(m): 11:59pm On Jul 28, 2021
Alot arr damaged not all.
Refer here
https://www.nairaland.com/6673069/wedding-finally-crashed...long-read

No 3 point made
RomanceRe: I Just Asked My Crush Out And She Obliged Me, What Do I Do Next? by EASYGURU(m): 3:41pm On Jul 09, 2021
RomanceRe: Be Sincere: Will You Marry Her Happily If She Not A Virgin? by EASYGURU(m): 3:31pm On Jul 09, 2021
bro i dey tell you, if girl sef na virgin highestwen we fit be na friends. ne be say she go come dey stress my lifewith her virginity. abeg if she be virgin make she waka go far. no be for me.

Sammyoche:
No vex abeg who virgin help. I can't even marry a virgin as I won't want to go through all the process of disvirgining her.
Wedding night that is supposed to be enjoyed will now be filled with pain of just trying to break that hymen, una no go even fit hang una self say una da change style
RomanceRe: Am I Normal ?... Am Too Shy by EASYGURU(m): 12:08pm On Jul 07, 2021
work on yourself esteem

Facts111:
Good day everyone..
I'll be 24 next month. The problem now is that am too shy. I don't have convidence. I don't have any girlfriend (am too shy to speak to a lady). ..you can wrongly accuse me and i will went away crying.. Am the first born of the family of six. A man once accused me of sleeping with his wife (the woman in question senior my mama) and i was like "me ? Me ? Me ? " and i went inside crying. The only friend i have is my phone. The thing is affecting me seriously. I can't eat in public. I can't insult. I can't even look at your face to talk anything.... I talk alot inside... Am an online keyboard wariorr.. One boy was telling me yesterday to join 'cult' to improve. Though am thinking on it. People takes me for a fool. Nairaland is my best website. Please doctors in the house, is there any drug or medication that i can take to make me overcome shyness ?...
RomanceRe: I Just Asked My Crush Out And She Obliged Me, What Do I Do Next? by EASYGURU(m): 11:48am On Jul 07, 2021
grin grin grin grin grin he should please give it to me please. treat your relationship like friendship oga

Amotolongbo:
Congrats bro

Go to church/mosque and be praying to God to uphold and sustain the relationship.

You can even give the relationship to a guy that needs it and knows what to do with it till you are ready and know what to do
RomanceRe: I Just Asked My Crush Out And She Obliged Me, What Do I Do Next? by EASYGURU(m): 11:46am On Jul 07, 2021
grin grin grin grin grin i pay premium on SCRIBD just to read Joe Clefs books

cPapaAjascO:
I heard joe clef's ideas can set a relationship ablaze... I want to be careful so I dont get misguided
RomanceRe: I Just Asked My Crush Out And She Obliged Me, What Do I Do Next? by EASYGURU(m): 11:23am On Jul 07, 2021
bro goto google and read all books By Joe Clef on Scribd for free and change your life.

cPapaAjascO:
Well it didnt take up to an hour asking her out and she gave me a yes. But I am lost and confused as to what to do next.

This would be my very first real relationship and I dont want to screw it up. This babe is special and well versed in almost every topic of discussion. She tickles my brain with her intelligence and I want to quit old odd escapades with h.orny girls and start a real relationship.

Thing is, I dont know how to go about it.

Day 1 she said YES

Day 2 I dont have an idea of how to get it started.



Do I call her or text her or send her money or gifts or take her out shopping or swimminghuh


I m already scared that my relationship with her may end even before it starts. I need ideas guys.

Help me!!! grin

Wahala no dey finish !!!
InvestmentRe: FX Challenge by EASYGURU(m): 8:29am On Jun 27, 2021
Obviously you're trading with a BOT. Deny all you want.
RomanceRe: How To Rescue A Hoe by EASYGURU(m): 9:53am On Jun 24, 2021
Quality20:
first of all, try and know her history and circumstances before making efforts as different circumstances requires different types of action and people. If u are a normal day to day nigger, then know that u can only rescue a Lady pushed into whoring by extreme hardship, not those who willingly entered the trade. I still remember a story a senior elder told me that happened just immediately after the civil war about a ho he rescued from a brothel, he said immediately he saw her he knew that she isn't a regular brothel girl. He interviewed her and found out that she was displaced as a result of d war and had to turn to what she has become for survival. Long and short of it, he relocated her and eventually made her his second wife.
So we can all see that this man knew d kind of lady to be rescued, even in spite of a difference in religion, culture, tribe etc.
So guys pls don't condemn all hoes, some can be rescued n made proper humans. Thank you.
Simpleton. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy
YOU DON'T RESCUE A HOE grin
RomanceRe: Closed!!!! by EASYGURU(m): 9:39am On Jun 24, 2021
chinchonglee:
I'll be glad if u can show me ur trading acct.

Forex made me lose big money in the past.
Feel free to message me on telegram

@tweexy

Server: Exness-Real12
Login; 39039020
Password: Investor1


Server: Exness-Real2
Login: 12030094
Password: Investor2
RomanceRe: How to CHAT with a WOMAN to Make Her Fall in LOVE [ChatDicted Free Download] by EASYGURU(m): 9:38am On Jun 23, 2021
Web page show's nothing. No registration page. Your phone number is switched off. Your contact us isn't live. No nothing. How do i reach you live?
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Lose Interest In Women After Sleeping With Them? by EASYGURU(m): 7:11am On Jun 23, 2021
Bravo. Well said



Ogbotobo77:
It is not a man's duty to retain a woman...a man's duty is to attain a woman...a woman's duty is to retain the man post-sex...and how do u do this?...STAND OUT..how do u stand out from other women?...add value in his life...be an asset not a liability...when u do this,a man's interest amplifies....women control access to sex..men control access to commitment and marriage...men have done their part to get the sex...it's the woman's turn to gain a man's commitment and ring
RomanceRe: Because Am Shy And Quiet Girls Ignore Me by EASYGURU(m): 11:21pm On Apr 23, 2021
Ldor:
boss, show me way abeg.

I am very hardworking but I don't have a job yet.
Boss na Forex i dey do ooo. I no go sugar coat am for you. Yiu fit loose your money anytime. This week i lost 1m and i make 1.3m. but since last year October na the second time wen i dey loose be this. If you still want align me, message me for telegram with @tweexy
RomanceRe: Because Am Shy And Quiet Girls Ignore Me by EASYGURU(m): 11:19pm On Apr 23, 2021
Volkswagen90:
i see na u no want them.
Ha boss. No be say i no want dem ooo. Na shyness wnt killl me sotey my bro crush dey come toast me grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Because Am Shy And Quiet Girls Ignore Me by EASYGURU(m): 1:54pm On Apr 21, 2021
Volkswagen90:
you do well, but let me ask a question, are u handsome join? because must prefer handsomeness.
Yeah bro �. No faking about that. I'm handsome. Even before i started doing well, girls do approach me. On several occasions i turned them down because I'm shy. ���
RomanceRe: Because Am Shy And Quiet Girls Ignore Me by EASYGURU(m): 4:18pm On Apr 18, 2021
tayeloveme4rel:
i could love a lady like die but all i sense is that she won't even look at me,god am even afraid to tell her.somebody help in my matter
Omo myself I'm a shy guy and I've only loved one all my life although we're no longer together. But i think I'm coming out of it. Forget all those make money bullsheet. I believe it's all about building confidence in yourself.

If it's about money or those material stuffs, I'm not doing bad either but its not helping my confidence in approaching a lady. I'm a graduate, i own my own business own my own car, i make over 50k every day (mon-fri) but its still not helping mattera.
RomanceRe: How To Identify Lesbian Ladies In Nigeria! by EASYGURU(m): 4:25pm On Mar 19, 2021
Kimcutie:
Girls that can't do without their vagin* being licked are lesbians. Lots of them full this country.
For real �. This one na eye opening thread ooo
RomanceRe: How Can I Get This Girl by EASYGURU(m): 2:05pm On Feb 22, 2021
Explorerx:
Good morning nairalanders, please I need your advice on this matter.
I am final year student in a south western university. There was a girl that recently move into our compound, she is the indoor and church type. To cut things short I got her number from our yearbook and messaged her anonymously till I revealed myself and messaged her that we should go on a date because I like her, and I wanted us to start something.
She agreed and we became somehow close though we were at different states due to an holiday.
After like about two weeks she messaged me that she don’t want to go out again, that she don’t like going out . She convinced me to start going to church(I was a non practicing muslim).
We resumed school for our clearance and we continue talking, went to her place twice and talked about many things. Then on this unfaithful day around 7pm I ask her if she was busy and she replied that she was somehow busy but I can come. I told her I can tomorrow but she said if I wanted to come I can come anytime. I then made a stupid joke if I can stay overnight. I clarified and apologized that it was a joke but ever since then she doesn’t reply my message like before and always ignore my call.
I later tried to bring the topic about the date but she said she never agreed that we should go on a date and she is not interested in me.
Please how can I get the girl back. I really love her, It is just killing me inside.
Don’t mind my English
Also never appear weak/simple before any girl. You'll loose her.
RomanceRe: How Can I Get This Girl by EASYGURU(m): 2:04pm On Feb 22, 2021
Explorerx:
Good morning nairalanders, please I need your advice on this matter.
I am final year student in a south western university. There was a girl that recently move into our compound, she is the indoor and church type. To cut things short I got her number from our yearbook and messaged her anonymously till I revealed myself and messaged her that we should go on a date because I like her, and I wanted us to start something.
She agreed and we became somehow close though we were at different states due to an holiday.
After like about two weeks she messaged me that she don’t want to go out again, that she don’t like going out . She convinced me to start going to church(I was a non practicing muslim).
We resumed school for our clearance and we continue talking, went to her place twice and talked about many things. Then on this unfaithful day around 7pm I ask her if she was busy and she replied that she was somehow busy but I can come. I told her I can tomorrow but she said if I wanted to come I can come anytime. I then made a stupid joke if I can stay overnight. I clarified and apologized that it was a joke but ever since then she doesn’t reply my message like before and always ignore my call.
I later tried to bring the topic about the date but she said she never agreed that we should go on a date and she is not interested in me.
Please how can I get the girl back. I really love her, It is just killing me inside.
Don’t mind my English
OP.. please refer here. Read this thread to the end.

https://www.nairaland.com/6423473/teach-how-get-girl-want
RomanceRe: Please Help, I Need Solutions For This Rashes by EASYGURU(op): 11:53pm On Feb 02, 2021
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RomancePlease Help, I Need Solutions For This Rashes by EASYGURU(op): 11:52pm On Feb 02, 2021
Hello fellow NL. Please help a brother in need.

I'm a young man 24 Years and i stay alone. About last week Monday or Sunday night (7-8 Days ago) there's this girl who stays in my compound. She normally comes over to my place to lay her head for the night because she squats with her friends in a single room self contain (they are all students) and the place is always filled up and hot due to the number of people sleeping in the room. Myself i stay in a room and parlour self contain fully air conditioned well spaced with 2 big beds. Normally she comes around spend the night and nothing happens but this very faithful day she said she want to cuddle and one thing led to another we both had adult time together. Same thing happened the following day after i came back from work and two days later we still smashed. The issues I'm having right now is that two days after our first encounter i started noticing that in between my groins was itchy. I felt it was due to the nature/stress of my job since i operate in a commercial environment. I felt it would stop. Days after days it continued, tonight was worst so i decided to check what's going on. Lo and behold i found this (*screenshot) in between my legs. Something that has never happened before. I take my bath twice a day and brush twice a days as well. Before her, the last time i was intimate with anyone wad Dec 19, 2019 (over 1 year). Please what the solution to this.

I'm scared of blades (shaving stick and clippers so i don't shave often).

Recorded video of what my problem looks like

https://streamable.com/ljm3ve

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