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Masters keh rest abeg. |
kals4luv990:Oga go easy. They didn't die of RedPill #TRP. Na tramadol, codeine and vodka with homping kill dem |
tyup:You can't. ![]() |
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obynoceaser:The one with a Bolded Handle is female and for all i care most including this particular one is jobless n obsessed with almost all male figures on NL n the only way to go after them is trolling comment section of every thread created on romance section. A waste of sperm n human flesh. #spit. |
Animegirl:Thief studied law and she's just 22 ![]() Jonzi bani. Welsha it's your lucky day. You've caught two simps. |
Kriss216:Gbaayi! I think say na only me don notice am. Chain am put for celestial make dem flog werey comot from em body |
One is 36 b simping ? What a finished man n the other whose 28 is being used you're damn lucky. I just wished they both took TRP during the early stages of their lives #spit |
oilmonie:Wida OP cappin vertically say make we comprison taaaaa, OP wida, jazz here.. wetin be em naming ceremony make i @ em mention sef. If not for 1 or 2 eh, on a 00hr men suppose lap em ama , jazz am down for em unit, deck the cappa wen em dey use caprison vertical, drill am am wotoporiosly wen e be say en, em voice go Casablanca like ekunke for the whole ama wemn dem wan kill n en no go fit ask for sympathy.By That time em akunuche wen don go leave em headpan go lap am n em go conscience go disembark from this careless cappins. I jus say make i drop 1 or 2 eh he. Make en no say i no caprison am. I don jazz out |
Localemperor:
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I hate alcohol but no try skushies cruise |
![]() OP You no go die it eh. Shea your conscience dey jonze ? Kpekus wen bani don share for ama for 4 good years wen you dey uni plus 1.5yrs for service na em you wan house. You no serious. |
FERNANDEZISBACK:Lol. So you think I've got time to do that ? You think I'm stalking you? Laughable. I've noticed you're the hero that want's to save the day for these dauta's of Jezebel of all heros?
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FERNANDEZISBACK:When i thought he was getting laid being i White Knight then it occurred (Pics)
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Carchoice:Comrade, truly you are wise
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MediMedi:OP shea i never too late baayi? Which state you dey and which school be that so i go know weda i go collect her number from you. Girl wen kari kpekus coke give you, you still dey ask yeye questions. Oya disembark from your jonzin and careless caprison ![]() |
![]() How come i missed this thread? OP better don't let that banny leave. Remain tough n unapologetic but never repeat this same mistake. Tf? She can be promiscuous all she wants ensure you also have a slice of her cake and when it gets down to the icing sugar where you get tired you trash her. No go dey catch feelings ooo. Let he who has pay the bill. Your own duty na to knack that kpekus mercilessly. I repeat mercilessly. |
GoodHardDick: ![]() Gbam! You know your game. I gave similar advise just before your response. |
SmellySperm: then she should masturbate to something n keep her or his mouth shut when men are Having a conversation. well in this case bashing Ladies that have chosen to be unfortunate . Just yesterday i was driving my friend back home to his estate. We saw a girl that attended his birthday party, she was said to have fvkd/given bj to over 15 guys in one night during his birthday and she came with her so-called bf who eventually got drunk that night. Now what do you call such a thing ? I had to wind down and grit her with humours same as my friend. I no go even reply am again sef. |
Fellow comrade you're getting it all wrong. Don't let em suxk your pocket dry. They're free to suck you dry of cum then you send them away n lock your door. Ignore their WhatsApp messages n calls. Only call them when you need to cum. Make use of telegram more than WhatsApp. |
Freelane33:Yam ? It's been close to 2 years since i ate yam last but boss i cannot avoid groundnut oil. I don't cook at home. I eat outside 365days. Besides the drugs a friend recommended work's very well "Let me recommend then, The infection looks fungal Buy: 1. Terbinafine 250mg (it's a very potent antifungal agent) take 1 tab daily for 14 days =2k 2. Daktacort cream =2k 3. Zinnat tablet 500mg (1 tablet twice daily for 7 days) =4k2h 4. Xyzal tab= 800 naira" Bought all drugs but the issues is due to my drinking habits I've never completed the circle of 7days. Although the stuff relieved me alot like 90% Since early Jan , so i stopped taking the drugs but i notice it came back this week so i had to go get all medications again. I'm not used to taking herbs. I rarely take herb, it's been close to three or 4 years since i took any herbal medication. |
FERNANDEZISBACK:Calling me a kid won't help you out of you. I currently live in my own house built with my sweat, i drive my own car no matter how small it is, a graduate and currently aspiring for my PG by god's grace in Ireland. Going through your profile makes me want to call you a Simple man but I'll rather address you as a finished man. Keep up being a White Knight. I pray it doesn't end in premium tears for you. |
FERNANDEZISBACK:Again mr White Knight, I'm not here to argue nor try proving a point to you. Not everyone that comes your way you address as a kid. I've probably archived feats in life more than you have. I'm in no way trying to provoke you. You need evidence come, there you have it. If you also need recipient I'll share with you. Snapshots of drugs injections i have taken ill also share with you. You should know how serious it is for someone to take himself to general hospital of course, that's after spending on self medications nurses and all.
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FERNANDEZISBACK:White Knight i see you in almost every thread, calling men kids lol. For all it's worth, i hope you're getting nutted ![]() |
donbachi:Omo no be lie oooo. Useless gender. I treat em all as trash now. Trash. Since last year oct. till now i Don spend close to 90k on myself to treat so-called toilet infection wen gorl give me. I still feel itchy sometimes. I don do test for general hospital sef 17500, nothing was discovered. Useless gender. Same last night i go buy drugs and cream 9k2h |
Use condom n avoid kiss n GC. Still on a safe side cum your cum outside that puna jejeli. |
Your mumu too much. Getat |
apostle96:Bro i have never dated a prostitute or a girl who's into fettish stuffs. Any girl i date/sex is a girl I'm capable of spending the rest of my life with. Ao please take your spiritual morals far away from me. |
SmellySperm:I'm asking if anyone is experiencing the same thing. Same thing happened last week Monday. I no cum and my erection strong die |
Mophor:Gbaayi. You get the gist. Make i CUM make she COME dey go her House. ![]() |
MrBrownJay1:Normally, if I'm super Hot, my first nut would last for about 3-4mins, but if I'm not and it came unexpectedly i last more than 30min. Funny thing i have never my Life used any mad product supplement. So whats could it be?? |
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