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RomanceRe: What Would You Do by EASYGURU(m): 12:06am On Jan 27, 2022
Masters keh grin grin grin rest abeg.
RomanceRe: Tramadol: 3 FUTO Students Die During Sex Romp With 1 Female Student by EASYGURU(m): 10:45pm On Jan 26, 2022
kals4luv990:
REDPILLERS Died during active duty grin
Oga go easy. They didn't die of RedPill #TRP. Na tramadol, codeine and vodka with homping kill dem
RomanceRe: Tramadol: 3 FUTO Students Die During Sex Romp With 1 Female Student by EASYGURU(m): 10:42pm On Jan 26, 2022
tyup:
Nawa o three guys on one girl yet they all died....you really can't satisfy woman tbh
You can't. grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Tramadol: 3 FUTO Students Die During Sex Romp With 1 Female Student by EASYGURU(m): 10:41pm On Jan 26, 2022
helinues:
3 vs 1 na the 3 still injured
grin grin grin grin grin

Comrade. Pls lower your voice.

RomanceRe: In A Relationship Who Should First Initiate Call And Text. by EASYGURU(m): 11:09am On Jan 26, 2022
obynoceaser:
You spend all day moving from one thread to another. Shame
The one with a Bolded Handle is female and for all i care most including this particular one is jobless n obsessed with almost all male figures on NL n the only way to go after them is trolling comment section of every thread created on romance section. A waste of sperm n human flesh. #spit.
RomanceRe: I'm In Love With Two Men I Don't Know What To Do. by EASYGURU(m): 12:49am On Jan 26, 2022
Animegirl:
Lol... They made me to start earning my own money by supporting my little business of selling wigs. Aside this, I'm learning Product design and UI-UX design even though I studied law, all thanks to them.

Forgot broke, money can't replace what they've done for me.
Thief studied law and she's just 22 grin grin grin
Jonzi bani. Welsha it's your lucky day. You've caught two simps.
RomanceRe: Lady Fumes After Guys Who Visited Her Shop Got Distracted By Her Backside (Video by EASYGURU(m): 12:46am On Jan 26, 2022
Kriss216:
Time to chain you don dey reach. This your madness is getting too serious daily.
Gbaayi! I think say na only me don notice am. Chain am put for celestial make dem flog werey comot from em body
RomanceRe: I'm In Love With Two Men I Don't Know What To Do. by EASYGURU(m): 8:44pm On Jan 25, 2022
One is 36 b simping grin grin ? What a finished man n the other whose 28 is being used grin grin grin cheesy grin grin grin you're damn lucky. I just wished they both took TRP during the early stages of their lives lipsrsealed undecided #spit
RomanceRe: My Conscience Is Judging Me. Please Help Me by EASYGURU(m): 11:49am On Jan 25, 2022
oilmonie:
wida
Wida OP cappin vertically say make we comprison taaaaa, OP wida, jazz here.. wetin be em naming ceremony make i @ em mention sef. If not for 1 or 2 eh, on a 00hr men suppose lap em ama , jazz am down for em unit, deck the cappa wen em dey use caprison vertical, drill am am wotoporiosly wen e be say en, em voice go Casablanca like ekunke for the whole ama wemn dem wan kill n en no go fit ask for sympathy.By That time em akunuche wen don go leave em headpan go lap am n em go conscience go disembark from this careless cappins. I jus say make i drop 1 or 2 eh he. Make en no say i no caprison am. I don jazz out
RomanceRe: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend Because I Want To Cut Down Expenses by EASYGURU(m): 10:24pm On Jan 24, 2022
Localemperor:
Its is no longer news that I have been declared insolvent. After all effort to maintain my liquidity level to no avail I decide to let her go.

Just as organization retrenched worker during periods of economic downturn in order to cut cost of operations, I sent her a massage expressing my regret and reasons.


I feed her
I pay money for hair dressing
I buy clothes
I take her out every weekend
I buy shoes
I do everything thinkable

She works and earns but I still wonder why she would want me to do everything for her. I compiled my income statement and statement of financial position for the first quarter and found out that expenditures have exceeded income and debt is on the rise.

So I wholeheartedly declared my self insolvent yesterday and decided to cut cost in order to protect my goodwill.

RomanceRe: What's Your Worst Alcoholic Drink(s) by EASYGURU(m): 10:00pm On Jan 24, 2022
I hate alcohol but no try skushies cruise
RomanceRe: My Conscience Is Judging Me. Please Help Me by EASYGURU(m): 7:24pm On Jan 24, 2022
grin grin grin grin

OP You no go die it eh. Shea your conscience dey jonze ? Kpekus wen bani don share for ama for 4 good years wen you dey uni plus 1.5yrs for service na em you wan house. huh huh huh You no serious.
RomanceRe: Please How Can I Become A Redpiller by EASYGURU(m): 7:05pm On Jan 24, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
No matter how much you stalk me you won't get my attention here..
Lol. So you think I've got time to do that grin ? You think I'm stalking you? Laughable. I've noticed you're the hero that want's to save the day for these dauta's of Jezebel grin grin grin of all heros?

RomanceRe: Please How Can I Become A Redpiller by EASYGURU(m): 6:52pm On Jan 24, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
You all are jokers..keep deceiving yourself with nonsense that doesn't benefit your life in any way rather make you hate and despise a particular gender that birthed your little @**s

The movement of kids that hate the gender who took them for 9 good months and gave them their first food on earth.. protected them all their life..cared for them...

And all you seek is to Join that movement..bunch of unreasonable weaklings who only come online to spew garbage against the same women they are gonna send vulgar messages to.. undecided undecided
When i thought he was getting laid being i White Knight then it occurred grin (Pics)

RomanceRe: She Walked Up To Admire Me(advice ME) by EASYGURU(m): 6:43pm On Jan 24, 2022
Carchoice:
I had same experience in benin many years ago. I told her I was going to Ekpoma bus park and She said She was going to the park too. We walked there together, later She said She was going to another town and not the town I was heading. I told her to ask around, we exchanged contact and parted ways.

Couple days later, She was forcing a non existent relationship on me. At the time I was still a simp, my head was getting enlarged because of the numerous compliments She showered on me.

Then one day, boom, She said She needed money. Only God knows I was broke at the time, I for send her the money because She was very good at her game. When She realized I was only looking fresh and ajebor-ish with no money, her call reduced, two months later I saw her wedding pics on her Facebook page.

Moral of my story is, there are a lot of women out there that can identify a simp and make the first move.
Comrade, truly you are wise

RomanceRe: She Walked Up To Admire Me(advice ME) by EASYGURU(m): 6:36pm On Jan 24, 2022
MediMedi:
A male friend I have not seen since we resume school this year came around and I have to escort him to the park.

When returning, I was hearing hey, hey, heeey from the back I no turn back cos na school we de anyone wey know me make dem call my name.
I keep my moves on, still I keep hearing the non-stop heeeeey.
I turned back this time and noticed primary school pupils screaming the heeey, they pointed back displaying someone at the back is calling.
That point, a tall, dark skin girl wave me to stop, she came to me and ask of my name I was shocked and kept silent over it....
She said fine, am(her name) I just want to tell you, that you're fine.

She turn to leave I held her hand ask of department, she replied and turn to go again.
I held held her back and ask of her number she gave me.

Now, I don't know what she meant by that.
Who will relate me on this?
OP shea i never too late baayi? Which state you dey and which school be that so i go know weda i go collect her number from you. Girl wen kari kpekus coke give you, you still dey ask yeye questions. Oya disembark from your jonzin and careless caprison grin grin
RomanceRe: How Do I Settle This Without Coming Off As Weak by EASYGURU(m): 2:09pm On Jan 24, 2022
grin grin angry grin

How come i missed this thread? OP better don't let that banny leave. Remain tough n unapologetic but never repeat this same mistake. Tf? She can be promiscuous all she wants ensure you also have a slice of her cake and when it gets down to the icing sugar where you get tired you trash her. No go dey catch feelings ooo. Let he who has pay the bill. Your own duty na to knack that kpekus mercilessly. I repeat mercilessly.
RomanceRe: Why Are Women Attracted To Men Who Ignore Them? by EASYGURU(m): 1:46pm On Jan 24, 2022
GoodHardDick:
That's because absence makes the heart grow fonder. When you're too available or always available, you'll lose your worth and value. angry

As a real nigga, you should only call them whenever you need them for a very hot bang, after that, ignore them like they don't exist. If you must chat with them, let it be once in a week or two. angry never chat with a banny everyday from morning till night, nor call her every single time, if not see finish will enter and of course, you'll lose your worth as man.

Be f*cking scares like us man, this is because it makes them wonder what's you are up to. You must be unpredictable. That is the game!
angry grin grin

Gbam! You know your game. I gave similar advise just before your response.
RomanceRe: Ladies Why Do You Call Every STD, Toilet Infection? by EASYGURU(m): 1:42pm On Jan 24, 2022
SmellySperm:
She's a lonely woman bro. Prolly in her late 30s. Please ignore her
grin grin then she should masturbate to something n keep her or his mouth shut when men are Having a conversation. grin grin well in this case bashing Ladies that have chosen to be unfortunate . Just yesterday i was driving my friend back home to his estate. We saw a girl that attended his birthday party, she was said to have fvkd/given bj to over 15 guys in one night during his birthday and she came with her so-called bf who eventually got drunk that night. Now what do you call such a thing ? I had to wind down and grit her with humours grin same as my friend. I no go even reply am again sef.
RomanceRe: Why Are Women Attracted To Men Who Ignore Them? by EASYGURU(m): 12:32pm On Jan 24, 2022
Fellow comrade you're getting it all wrong. Don't let em suxk your pocket dry. They're free to suck you dry of cum cool cool then you send them away n lock your door. Ignore their WhatsApp messages n calls. Only call them when you need to cum. Make use of telegram more than WhatsApp.
RomanceRe: Ladies Why Do You Call Every STD, Toilet Infection? by EASYGURU(m): 12:04pm On Jan 24, 2022
Freelane33:
Go local boss ( Herb ) and you need to run away from yam and groundnut oil . You can mention me on dead thread . Health is wealth . Herbs are cheap and active in treating Std . I take basil juice every 3 days ( Ewuro)
Yam ? It's been close to 2 years since i ate yam last but boss i cannot avoid groundnut oil. I don't cook at home. I eat outside 365days. Besides the drugs a friend recommended work's very well

"Let me recommend then,

The infection looks fungal

Buy:
1. Terbinafine 250mg (it's a very potent antifungal agent) take 1 tab daily for 14 days =2k
2. Daktacort cream =2k
3. Zinnat tablet 500mg (1 tablet twice daily for 7 days) =4k2h
4. Xyzal tab= 800 naira"

Bought all drugs but the issues is due to my drinking habits I've never completed the circle of 7days. Although the stuff relieved me alot like 90% Since early Jan , so i stopped taking the drugs but i notice it came back this week so i had to go get all medications again. I'm not used to taking herbs. I rarely take herb, it's been close to three or 4 years since i took any herbal medication.
RomanceRe: Ladies Why Do You Call Every STD, Toilet Infection? by EASYGURU(m): 11:52am On Jan 24, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Can you take it easy with the lies.. even your fellow kids don't believe you.. grin
Calling me a kid won't help you out of you. I currently live in my own house built with my sweat, i drive my own car no matter how small it is, a graduate and currently aspiring for my PG by god's grace in Ireland. Going through your profile makes me want to call you a Simple man but I'll rather address you as a finished man. Keep up being a White Knight. I pray it doesn't end in premium tears for you.
RomanceRe: Ladies Why Do You Call Every STD, Toilet Infection? by EASYGURU(m): 11:46am On Jan 24, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Can you take it easy with the lies.. even your fellow kids don't believe you.. grin
Again mr White Knight, I'm not here to argue nor try proving a point to you. Not everyone that comes your way you address as a kid. I've probably archived feats in life more than you have. I'm in no way trying to provoke you. You need evidence come, there you have it. If you also need recipient I'll share with you. Snapshots of drugs injections i have taken ill also share with you. You should know how serious it is for someone to take himself to general hospital of course, that's after spending on self medications nurses and all.

RomanceRe: Who Else Has Been Diving Raw But Never Got A Woman Pregnant? by EASYGURU(m): 10:01am On Jan 24, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Ooh no..here we go again.. cheesy
Another thread just to talk about my wonderful women.. grin
White Knight i see you in almost every thread, calling men kids lol. For all it's worth, i hope you're getting nutted grin grin
RomanceRe: Ladies Why Do You Call Every STD, Toilet Infection? by EASYGURU(m): 9:57am On Jan 24, 2022
donbachi:
Gonorrhea,gonococcus,syphilis and gonovampire gotten as a result of spreading of their rubberband legs like rumours.

Dem go tag am toilet infection.
Omo no be lie oooo. Useless gender. I treat em all as trash now. Trash. Since last year oct. till now i Don spend close to 90k on myself to treat so-called toilet infection wen gorl give me. I still feel itchy sometimes. I don do test for general hospital sef 17500, nothing was discovered. Useless gender. Same last night i go buy drugs and cream 9k2h
RomanceRe: ..... by EASYGURU(m): 9:38am On Jan 24, 2022
Use condom n avoid kiss n GC. Still on a safe side cum your cum outside that puna jejeli.
RomanceRe: CLOSED.. by EASYGURU(m): 9:35am On Jan 24, 2022
Your mumu too much. Getat
RomanceRe: Guys And Ladies I Need Your Opinion. by EASYGURU(op): 12:06am On Jan 18, 2022
apostle96:
So you have successfully traded and exchanged your glory, birthright and destiny for a piece of pussy
You're now possessed by legions of demons and share badluck in the life of that girl
Bro i have never dated a prostitute or a girl who's into fettish stuffs. Any girl i date/sex is a girl I'm capable of spending the rest of my life with. Ao please take your spiritual morals far away from me.
RomanceRe: Guys And Ladies I Need Your Opinion. by EASYGURU(op): 11:59pm On Jan 17, 2022
SmellySperm:
So what do you want us to do for you now?
I'm asking if anyone is experiencing the same thing. Same thing happened last week Monday. I no cum and my erection strong die
RomanceRe: Guys And Ladies I Need Your Opinion. by EASYGURU(op): 11:59pm On Jan 17, 2022
Mophor:
Issokay!!!

I bliv @ OP likes to cum faster so h can sleep than wasting time doing unnecessary exercises
Gbaayi. You get the gist. Make i CUM make she COME dey go her House. grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Guys And Ladies I Need Your Opinion. by EASYGURU(op): 11:58pm On Jan 17, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
when you are eager to have sex, you cant control yourself, when you aint eager, sex last longer....is that one difficult to understand?!
here is the important question: when you get that 1st nut out of the way, how long your 2nd nut lasts?!?!?!
Normally, if I'm super Hot, my first nut would last for about 3-4mins, but if I'm not and it came unexpectedly i last more than 30min. Funny thing i have never my Life used any mad product supplement. So whats could it be??

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