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BusinessRe: Someone Mistakenly Credited My Account With A Huge Sum by EASYGURU(m): 10:25pm On Mar 05, 2022
techgen:
If Kuda bank make this mistake with me…na to buy cry*to asap….I go balance wait them, dem go call their Yanch lost, my failed transaction wey them nor gree return and nor reply email go speak for me…Nonsense and ingredient banking systems �
Comrade see my own story

EASYGURU:
Something similar happened to me last weeks. I logged into my wema bank mobile banking app so I'll spend money in my alawee account that I've not touched oooo. Lo and behold. I saw another bank account there with 2.2mil naira. Note I used my own Mobil banking details to login ooo only for me to see another person account number on my profile. I had access to empty the whole 2.2m using the same mibile banking pin as i used in logging in ooo or finger print but i ignored. I just called bank straight and for over 5days bank didn't do anything. I had to call them again warning them that i have no interest in the money as i don't know how it became attached to my profile and i also do nor have any interest in the funds there. I told them this is the sixth time I'm contacting you concerning this. I won't be part of whatever fraud you guys are planning. I also instructed them to record the call conversation as it would be used as evidence against them should incase of any fraudulent activity i warned. After about 24 hours later they restored my account. See screenshot attached below

Screenshot bears my real account account name (Red Arrow), (Green Arrow) account number. If you check the account number with another mobile banking app you'll see it's a different name.
BusinessRe: Someone Mistakenly Credited My Account With A Huge Sum by EASYGURU(m): 10:24pm On Mar 05, 2022
Flamees:
Hmm Omo this matter strong
Lol. Comrade i don see money grin grin grin

Pson 10m sef no fit move me. Aje 20m gan no sef no go move me steal. I thank God i don pass that stage in life.
BusinessRe: Someone Mistakenly Credited My Account With A Huge Sum by EASYGURU(m): 8:08pm On Mar 05, 2022
Nairalandhotboy:
grin in 2018 I got credited 55k from nowhere. I withdrew it immediately and kept the money in another account. After few months and no show. I spent it abeg. I still dey street that time. Till today nothing.


I no talk say make u do like me o. But Kala
Lol na em be say if you get this ny opportunity unko ? Wetin you go do ??

EASYGURU:
Something similar happened to me last weeks. I logged into my wema bank mobile banking app so I'll spend money in my alawee account that I've not touched oooo. Lo and behold. I saw another bank account there with 2.2mil naira. Note I used my own Mobil banking details to login ooo only for me to see another person account number on my profile. I had access to empty the whole 2.2m using the same mibile banking pin as i used in logging in ooo or finger print but i ignored. I just called bank straight and for over 5days bank didn't do anything. I had to call them again warning them that i have no interest in the money as i don't know how it became attached to my profile and i also do nor have any interest in the funds there. I told them this is the sixth time I'm contacting you concerning this. I won't be part of whatever fraud you guys are planning. I also instructed them to record the call conversation as it would be used as evidence against them should incase of any fraudulent activity i warned. After about 24 hours later they restored my account. See screenshot attached below

Screenshot bears my real account account name (Red Arrow), (Green Arrow) account number. If you check the account number with another mobile banking app you'll see it's a different name.
BusinessRe: Someone Mistakenly Credited My Account With A Huge Sum by EASYGURU(m): 8:07pm On Mar 05, 2022
Many Nigerians still have a very good heart. Yes we still exist.
BusinessRe: Someone Mistakenly Credited My Account With A Huge Sum by EASYGURU(m): 8:04pm On Mar 05, 2022
Something similar happened to me last weeks. I logged into my wema bank mobile banking app so I'll spend money in my alawee account that I've not touched oooo. Lo and behold. I saw another bank account there with 2.2mil naira. Note I used my own Mobil banking details to login ooo only for me to see another person account number on my profile. I had access to empty the whole 2.2m using the same mibile banking pin as i used in logging in ooo or finger print but i ignored. I just called bank straight and for over 5days bank didn't do anything. I had to call them again warning them that i have no interest in the money as i don't know how it became attached to my profile and i also do nor have any interest in the funds there. I told them this is the sixth time I'm contacting you concerning this. I won't be part of whatever fraud you guys are planning. I also instructed them to record the call conversation as it would be used as evidence against them should incase of any fraudulent activity i warned. After about 24 hours later they restored my account. See screenshot attached below

Screenshot bears my real account account name (Red Arrow), (Green Arrow) account number. If you check the account number with another mobile banking app you'll see it's a different name.

RomanceRe: What's That One Special Thing That Makes You Happy. by EASYGURU(m): 5:57pm On Mar 05, 2022
SALLYBERRY01:
You must be a LASUITE
An ex lasuite
RomanceRe: What's That One Special Thing That Makes You Happy. by EASYGURU(m): 11:29pm On Mar 04, 2022
Tejumola856:
I’ve been depressed for some days now, nothing make me happy, the worst part of it is that I’m always lonely.


Not money issue, just depressed and tired of life!
Okay since money is out of it, are you in Lagos ? Note i don't have any interest in your money. I only want to give gou a tip out of that depression
RomanceRe: What's That One Special Thing That Makes You Happy. by EASYGURU(m): 11:02pm On Mar 04, 2022
Drinking elle
RomanceRe: Can Anyone Exchange Dollars In Skrill Account For Naira? by EASYGURU(m): 10:58pm On Mar 04, 2022
Are you in Lagos, Ogun or Ibadan let's meet face to face and transact. You can reach me via 07037661839
CrimeRe: Police Quash Cult Initiation In Delta; Recover Dangerous Weapons & Exotic Cars by EASYGURU(m): 11:20pm On Feb 28, 2022
2braithe:
The way you memorized all vikings O.T,if that's how you memorize principles of success in life, you won't be here capping virus.

Dem just jazz you to island,e con dey shack you.E go soon clear for your eyes say ruggedity dey carry person go sail with odin untimely.
May your day's be long....
CrimeRe: Police Quash Cult Initiation In Delta; Recover Dangerous Weapons & Exotic Cars by EASYGURU(m):
Awumen dis Leg. GP ordain singapore 4 BHL. Awemen BHL maroon
RomanceRe: Lady Was Flogged Becos Of Iphone She Stole 4rm Man In Bar Who Had Sex With:video by EASYGURU(m): 10:41pm On Feb 25, 2022
ahnie:
But in all honesty,it would have bn better if she was taken to the police station,than this dehumanizing torture.
Toor. Lemme nt make use of derogatory remarks
RomanceRe: I Don't Feel Love Again Is It Normal? by EASYGURU(m): 4:46pm On Feb 15, 2022
Iyaebe:
You are simply delusional, seek help
Delusional grin grin grin ? What's the dictionary meaning of Delusion? Also what does it mean for someone to be addressed as "Being Delusional"? and how does that apply to his case ? grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Simping Is Truly A Disease Every Man Should Get Cured Of by EASYGURU(m): 4:42pm On Feb 15, 2022
OP thanks for sharing the gospel with a comrade whom we almost lost. Perhaps there's still hope of redemption.
RomanceRe: Why Do Redpillers Forget The Children Of Single Mothers? by EASYGURU(m): 8:56pm On Feb 13, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Some are even victim of their gender who raped them.. undecided
Here the he, she or transgendered whateva comes again. You should have said something sensible but you insist on blaming female promiscuity on rape cases. Shalom
BusinessRe: I Need Your Candid Advice Please by EASYGURU(op): 12:17am On Jan 31, 2022
Kingkyle1:
It's surprising that you have been a member since 2014 but you couldn't spare us some trivial details in your story. Instead of hitting the nail on the head you were busy telling us your gains and expenses, what and what not.

Now, logical people here would conclude that this must be a format but what do I know? Goodluck
Apologies sir. What details or information would you like to know.
RomanceRe: Please A Brother Needs Elderly Advice. by EASYGURU(op): 12:15am On Jan 31, 2022
descent96:
Sorry 4 ur lost bro, that's what life is all about,we gain and we lose. However,u can still bounce back,jst dm 4 an info.that will help make ur forex trading fun and more wins. Here's my nos 07035184796.
Boss. I'll contact you.
RomanceRe: Please A Brother Needs Elderly Advice. by EASYGURU(op): 12:14am On Jan 31, 2022
TheRealOwner:
Contact this OP and any other person advertising Forex trading or account management at YOUR OWN RISK!!

FOREX trading is a very high risk something.

Also Op sounds like someone that came to brag about Forex, hoping to catch a mugu rather than someone looking for genuine help

If your case is genuine, then I suggest you take 20-40% of that money and learn an alternative means of income or start a business or something

There's a lot you can do with that
You're so so so stupid. Rubbish. Did you see anywhere in my piat asking anyone to come invest in forex you son of a LovePeddler. Please look for some1 else to troll
RomancePlease A Brother Needs Elderly Advice. by EASYGURU(op): 2:21am On Jan 30, 2022
Good morning My fello NLders. First i would like to introduce myself as isreal but we'd probably get along later.

I wouldn't want to beat around the bush much but i need your advice. I started learning Binary & forex trading 2017 (self taught) i struggle with it till i was able to master binary (Options Trading) a little bit. After many and much success win rates, they refuse to pay my win out, i had to quit options trading for Retail Forex. Struggled till 2020 june July when i started wining in forex trading but i lost all my wins (500k Naira Plus my initial deposit of 950k)from june 20, 2020 on August 27th 2020 . I almost committed suicide that day but i was consoled by friends. So i started again Oct. 2020 with 350k naira and i made wins or my total capital plus profits was around 2.8mil as of February 8, 2021 thats after all my faaji and withdraws on occasions. So i believe i had to step up my game in forex trading and started taking more risk which eventually earned me 1.5m in forex as minimum profit as if the end of the month but due to the free fall in naira i decided to retain my money in hard currency in order not to be affected by exchange rates fluctuations and the free fall in the naira.

Back then my monthly expenses for myself personally was around 400k minimum and that's after making a net profit of 1.5m min.

So fast forwarding to SEP 2021, i have already made a total of 16 total net profit (after making a minimum of 400k as monthly expenses for the previous months. Eventually something happened between September 25-30th 2021 and over night i lost all the millions available in my forex trading account and had about only 5m or 4.5 left in my Nigeria bank account Which initially stood as my margin of safety (goning broke).

Every since then i lost it all completely and I've not been profitable since then. Right now my total net worth is about 2m home and away. Any advice at all on what to do or invest with this??

Forex traders/Indices/ Stock and binary traders and every other person advice would be highly appreciated.

I'll read ever comments.

*NB: I am not promoting forex i only need advice on what to do before i loose it alll. For anyone who can help (I'm pleading) on FX trading or binary /stocks and all other please I'm open to learn or use something that works as I'm well grounded (with every terms , nitty n gritty of fx so you know i won't much of a hassle other investment advise are also welcome.
BusinessI Need Your Candid Advice Please by EASYGURU(op): 2:14am On Jan 30, 2022
Good morning My fello NLders. First i would like to introduce myself as isreal but we'd probably get along later.

I wouldn't want to beat around the bush much but i need your advice. I started learning Binary & forex trading 2017 (self taught) i struggle with it till i was able to master binary (Options Trading) a little bit. After many and much success win rates, they refuse to pay my win out, i had to quit options trading for Retail Forex. Struggled till 2020 june July when i started wining in forex trading but i lost all my wins (500k Naira Plus my initial deposit of 950k)from june 20, 2020 on August 27th 2020 . I almost committed suicide that day but i was consoled by friends. So i started again Oct. 2020 with 350k naira and i made wins or my total capital plus profits was around 2.8mil as of February 8, 2021 thats after all my faaji and withdraws on occasions. So i believe i had to step up my game in forex trading and started taking more risk which eventually earned me 1.5m in forex as minimum profit as if the end of the month but due to the free fall in naira i decided to retain my money in hard currency in order not to be affected by exchange rates fluctuations and the free fall in the naira.

Back then my monthly expenses for myself personally was around 400k minimum and that's after making a net profit of 1.5m min.

So fast forwarding to SEP 2021, i have already made a total of 16 total net profit (after making a minimum of 400k as monthly expenses for the previous months. Eventually something happened between September 25-30th 2021 and over night i lost all the millions available in my forex trading account and had about only 5m or 4.5 left in my Nigeria bank account Which initially stood as my margin of safety (goning broke).

Every since then i lost it all completely and I've not been profitable since then. Right now my total net worth is about 2m home and away. Any advice at all on what to do or invest with this??

Forex traders/Indices/ Stock and binary traders and every other person advice would be highly appreciated.

I'll read ever comments.

*NB: I am not promoting forex i only need advice on what to do before i loose it alll. For anyone who can help (I'm pleading) on FX trading or binary /stocks and all other please I'm open to learn or use something that works as I'm well grounded (with every terms , nitty n gritty of fx so you know i won't much of a hassle other investment advise are also welcome.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been On A Date Where The Lady Wants To Pay The Bills? by EASYGURU(m): 1:25pm On Jan 28, 2022
My own experience na girl wen i meet for NYSC camp ooo. She be real introvert sha. So while we were getting to know each other naw i told her about my past being an introvert too she be butty born brought up, went to private uni n all me i be pako born brought up but grace find me sha. We sha dey vibe. Me want run her street puff and pass whereas mama don dey love up and i no dey love up. Mama don try tire say make i take her out severally, i go dey scope her Na she dey tell me to choose location that she'll pay grin grin i still insist on NO. One day i took her for clearance omo every eatery she want branch n pay for me. She dey beg say sue no mind the bill no matter how much the place is that we should go n i should forget cost.
HealthRe: Excessive Itching In Private Parts by EASYGURU(m): 4:35am On Jan 28, 2022
movid:
The medicine may take to work. And hope u are not taking Alcohol while using the medicine. Too much alcohol will not allow it to work. If the symptoms persist, try herbs. Whatsapp me.. 08064880425
Permission to WhatsApp you ? Please
RomanceRe: I Need A Mature Woman To Marry by EASYGURU(m): 11:46pm On Jan 27, 2022
You no go talk day na sugar mummy you dey find?? grin grin grin abi i lie ? If no be sugar mummy you dey find mature ladies fulls every area when no get toaster not to talk of a man to call their own. Lol.

HealthRe: Excessive Itching In Private Parts by EASYGURU(m): 9:01pm On Jan 27, 2022
lordprogress:
Lol see watin woman dun do you and you nor wan still hear grin grin
Bro i gats commission those two bani project so real work go start before February end grin grin grin grin
HealthRe: Excessive Itching In Private Parts by EASYGURU(m): 7:13pm On Jan 27, 2022
Blackie46:
I have been abstaining for a while now. It has helped me to be more focused and saved me some stress and cash.
Would that help with the current situation??
HealthRe: Excessive Itching In Private Parts by EASYGURU(m): 7:07pm On Jan 27, 2022
ogawisdom:
Get it in any pharmacy store, it's a lotion, take bath with warm water n rub in ur entire body except face. Rub more in your private part. It should be over in less than one week.

After soak ur towel in hot water n wash. It's an ectoparasite
Omo guy this thing burn my ball ooo. Christ my ball sack was literally burnt today. Heaven grin grin grin
HealthRe: Excessive Itching In Private Parts by EASYGURU(m): 5:26pm On Jan 27, 2022
ogawisdom:
Scabies

Solution - Benzyl benzoate
I dey go buy am like this. Me n OP get same problems
HealthRe: Excessive Itching In Private Parts by EASYGURU(m): 5:22pm On Jan 27, 2022
lordprogress:
Wahala everybody with Thier own diagnosis cheesy cheesy
I dun see gono, scabies, mites, yeast and Even herpes OP go hospital before these nairaland people fry your balls with their treatment o.
Me and OP dey the same shoes like this but my own i don go general hospital for test both blood and urine test for 17500 plus physical examination by General Hospital doctor. They couldn't see the problem. I had to call A friend i met on camp who studied pharmacy and he recommended zinnat tablet and terbinafine tablet that it's fingal growth. Then he recommended Daktacort cream that i should apply to the affected area and xyzal tablet if the Itching is unbearable pending when the drugs starts working. Three-days later i notice all the red spots turned black and was reducing drastically so i didn't complete my dose but now its coming back. I don go back to those same medication. But as it stands now i go add nairaland advice.

As it stands now, this night i no go use that Daktacort cream. I dey go buy Benzyl benzoate for pharmacy as recommended here on NL. Whatever it is that is disturbing me must give way. I still geh 2 girls wen i wan disV* fir this Feb. I don too postpone this match grin grin grin
HealthRe: Excessive Itching In Private Parts by EASYGURU(m): 4:17pm On Jan 27, 2022
Osobi32:
what u guys are suffering from is not what u think it is...... Na the new jazz wey young guys dey do niggars now for village. I went through it last year and I survived. Talking from experience ooo
Getout of my mention.
HealthRe: Excessive Itching In Private Parts by EASYGURU(m): 3:47pm On Jan 27, 2022
Emyogalanya:
that's scabies. Very difficult to treat. Look for penicillin. V. Potassium 500,000 it's ₦350. With ketoconazol. Then apply funbact A. I'm currently on the same thing. While it can be transmitted via sex, it can also be transmitted by body contact. It's itching is almost sweeter than sex itself. Also apply benzoyln benzoate
I'm also battling the same thing since last year ooo. Went to a general hospital for both blood and urine test but nothing was found on me. I currently make use of Terbinafine 250nmg tablet and Daktacort cream. Be luje eay i go use combo of all I'm seeing here. Spent close.to 70-90k on this already.
RomanceRe: Don’t Trust Any Of This Girls On The Street...they All Coded Olosho by EASYGURU(m): 12:24am On Jan 27, 2022
Ofadaman:
Just get Pfizer Zithromax , it's expensive but works well for bacterial infection. And what you have might not be syphilis, syphilis sore doesn't itch and it's often hard, it comes and then disappears only to come and cause more serious problems later in it's tertiary stage.

You're likely to have gotten herpes, if it's an open sore. Herpes has no cure,so just manage the pain and use ointment and take antibiotics just in case. It'd remain with u for life after healing.



syphilis is hard to threat even when the sores heal, next time rubber up, hoes ain't loyal at all.
How i go use take different herps from jock itch or whatever dey do me since October last year ? I've done blood test n urine test in general hospital. Nothing was found on me but guy na die i dey ooo. Girl wen gimme say na yeast infections n now she's free me dey here dey swallow drugs up-and-down

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