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ObiOmaMu:
These alleged photos of a young lady from Enugu who has converted to Islam are currently trending on Facebook.
See more photos after the cut.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/06/photos-young-igbo-lady-from-enugu.html

who knows the onyibo that has given this one dress to wear again.
next thing she will open a thread to deny this one.

#godwin

wait a minute..., is it this same England that came to 'teach' us how to be civilized?

very interesting

Yungwizzzy:
where was my father when these men were going into politics?

so you for like make ya popsi use ya head for rituals abi?

its easy
i just went to the website and used the name of the book to search for it

we keep complaining that buhari does not listen to anybody
but we never knew that he had an ear infection and could not hear what anybody was saying

so he has no blame

SHEKINA

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NOTICE! NOTICE!! NOTICE!!!

If you are in this NYSC 2016 BATCH A (stream II)

i have a very important piece of information for you

you have to download this ebook below from OKADABOOKS website

do not go to camp without this ebook

it will change your life, i promise

it is helping me navigate my service year

i am stream I serving in crossriver state, ikom to be precise

don't fail to get this ebook

Where is dele momodu from?

kilokeys:
To definition, (used for expressing motion or direction toward a point, person, place)

like going to HELL after fornicating
so it being repeated is for emphasis

i love to-to _{go to hell fire}

so is it a VERB, NOUN or ADJECTIVE

i really wanna know how and when this word came in to our pidgin English lexicon- TOTO

please any answers?

kennyddonn:
which kind project be this...
why not do projects Wey go...
kill snake
remove venom
and also remove skin.

what's hard in removing feathers.....defeathering chicken
why not do the one that great people will prefer.... like deskining snake

u for get award but not what we want....



am out of here...

Most negative minded person

When will we understand that boko haram is a western creation?

No wonder Akpabio is still leaving in government house.

And this one that he had an accident and flown abroad, who knows if it was arrangee, so that they would have space to carry the money away

Which is your choice:

$1billon or the wisdom to start Apple computers from scratch again

You guys are really relentless in selling this fake rape stories to nigerians.

Be careful with this rape stories u read oo! There is an agenda behind it.

una neva see any tin yet.
useless Yoruba people.

they will come to SS and SE to ask for support next time.

FOOLISH FOOLS

Is it true that left handed people are very intelligent ?

What's ur opinion?

People always want to argue who the best keeper is, but my pick is the one and only PETER RUFAI

coolebux:
AY, Bovi, Julius, Gordons are not on your list
BTW why is it only 6 names?
Maybe they are the only ppl you know.

It says top 6 of all times

leave this people abeg.
rubbish government

theses guys are doing what the government cannot do.

free them abeg

I no like tattoo since time imo river. I no fit see my sef enter tattoo palor, den com sidon make anoda pessin use pin dey chook my body with dat dem electric pin. And den come begin inject my body with dem ink. My body na no go area for tattoo.


But when I look around, na so almost every pessin get tattoo for body. People dey get am for every part of dem body. Just tink of any part, somebody get tattoo for dat area. And tattoo business her dey very big. Na none stop customers wey dem dey get.


And when you check de entertainment industry for hia, na so every artist get ink for dem hand, dem back, dem neck e.t.c. Ee just dey like say dem pour dis guys with bucket of ink. And den when you see dis awa naija musicians, you go see as almost all of dem don begin tattoo all dem body. Na wa oo!


Anyway, wetin I no too understand about dis tattoo tin, na how people dey write sometin about dos wey dem say dem love. Like you go see ass somebody go tattoo dem mama or papa or any loved one name or face for dem body.


When you ask dem 'why?', dem go tell you say na how dem wan take show dem love. Or dem go say na so dem wan take remember de pessin, if de pessin don kpai. Well I no wan judge anybody about wetin dem dey do with dem body, but wetin I dey tink be say, if na so you wan take show love or remembrance to dos wey you love, na im be say ya body go cover with people face.


What about dos wey dey write language wey dem no understand for dem body, like Chinese? I hia one tory where pessin tattoo im body with Chinese language, and she been tink say ee mean "I'm all yours" for her back waist area, but lata come find out say de tin mean "I'm a bitch"... lol.


No be small tin oo! Me ma.., I don answer quesion tire why I no get any tattoo for my body, and I dey always tell dem say I no need to show love or remember anybody with ink for any part of my body. My mind na where I need to keep dos wey I love, and my actions be how I need to show say I love people.


I no need any tattoo for my body and I no get time to begin explain wetin any tattoo for my body mean.

Mojanity:
Well i was 15 then and in ss2. I had just moved in with my mum. her shower head was broken and removed. So one fateful day when i decided to bath using this shower stuffs instead if bucket bath i squatted to wash my *area*. Because of the speed at which the water was flowing it caused a pleasurable sensation on my clit. I stopped out of surprise and continued bathing. The second day it happened and i left it since i was enjoying it. Damn after a few minutes i started to feel tight contract ions that felt wonderful. Almost like i was in heaven.. *sighs* it kinda became a habit after that day. Porn didn't help but it helped me suppress ny terrible urges sha Until i started doing the main tin...

lol

I was having a heated argument with my friends the other day about toasting babes

Most of my friends said that HAUSA men are the BEST when it comes to toasting women

Do u agree?

This list is strictly based on jokes and punch lines:

Gandoki
I go die
Seyi law
Okey bakassi
Ali baba
Klint de drunk
Basket mouth

Comments are more than welcome

OrlandoOwoh:
(1) Baba Suwe.

(2) Mr. Ibu.

(3) Saka.

(4) Ali Baba.

(5) Sam Loco.

How I wish u knew how SERIOUS this thread topic is

betty202020:
too much bini green leave dey wory u.

obviously you did not read the article.
it's IGBO as an ethnic group and not indian hemp

For today post, I wan tell una small history tory wey connect yankee and Naija. I believe some of una neva hia dis tory before. Dis one na about sometin wey happen for one town wey dey for Georgia state. De place na Dunbar creek wey dey for St. Simon island.


I remember one time wey me and one akata been dey talk, afta I don tell am say I from Naija, him come ask me weda I don hia about de tory of IGBO LANDING. I tell am no. So de guy come begin tell me about am.


So de tory na about some igbo people wey onyibo bring come america around early 19th century. Just like dem don dey bring people by force come yankee, dis one no get anytin unusual about am, except say dis group of igbos do sometin wey none of de onyibo people expect.


Dem no rebel like some groups don do before, like to fight dos wey capture dem or try to run from. De tin wey dem do be wetin I go call ultimate courage. You must get enough liver to do wetin dem do!


All of dem from pikin, women and men been wait until de ship carry dem from West Africa come reach Georgia state for america. Afta dem land, all of dem come decide to march enter de ocean and come drown dem sef. With de chains wey dey dem hand and leg and neck, all of dem commit mass suicide.


Now when you come tink am, for igbo culture dem see suicide like one kind big taboo. Person wey kill im sef no dey get proper burial. But dis people get de mind do am. Dem realize say to stay alive for dis strange land go worse pass HELL FIRE. So dem discover say to kukuma end everytin go be dia best choice.


I know say some christians go say dis poeple go still end up for hell fire. And den you go begin wonda why ee be say na de same people wey carry christianity come give us, be de same people wey begin catch awa people to be dem slave. Shey na femi kuti sing am for song-you go wona wonda wona, until you go turn to wonderer! Me sef don begin wonda about dis christianity tin well.


Some people say if you go dat place for Georgia wey dis people comit de mass suicide, you go hia strange voices and de noise wey dey sound like chains. Well....., me I no believe too much for kpoju-kpoju tory, but I dey plan to go see de place with my eyes. Any time when I get small break I go like to travel go Georgia to see de place with my two eyes!!

seankay:
Even OP na CIA

I hate conspiracy theorists

I'm sure u enjoy living in the matrix

I used to wet de bed almost every night as a kid.

And the funny part of it I was always dreaming of peeing in the toilet any time I wet my bed

I finally stopped around primary 6

Share ya funny peeing in bed stories, or of anybody you know