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dre11:
http://www.punchng.com/metro-plus/seven-youths-gang-rape-trader-in-alaba-market/

I'm begining to smell a conspiracy about the constant rape stories.

dwayni:
Where's his other hand? Giving him hand job? Gay much.

Guy thunder go fire you ooo.... Lmao
Ya mind don rotten finish.... Lol

ujoatu:
The two eminent Nigerians

Did u actually meant two eminent barawos?

Phantomstranger:
Yea, I have one

Sharrap!!!!

Truth dey pain oo!!

The full meaning is Agbero People's Congress

If you have any suggestions please let us know

Olamitisoji:
http://community.vanguardngr.com/m/discussion?id=4565467%3ATopic%3A874363

Maybe this guy should start by denouncing his country's atrocities against Iraq Iran and Syria

And Israel's atrocities against palestine

Ogatitus:
If Ben Murray-Bruce, the Senator representing Bayelsa
East Senatorial district would have his way, each youth
corps member will receive N500,000 capital to start any
business of their choice once they finish with the one-
year compulsory service under the National Youth
Service Corps (NYSC). He described it as a way to
create jobs.

Can somebody tell this man that legislations are passed on the floor of the senate and not on tweeter.

If he has any bill, he should bring it up during plenary meeting and not on social media.

Like if u agree with me.

Buhari Neva see anytin yet.
Now he will know why GEJ kept OBJ at arms length

INTROVERT:
I'm here so....





I said I admire Fulani men.
This man is Yoruba Fulani.

What the heck is Yoruba fulani

richgang:
I don't understand Nigerians ooo, our president who is been truthful, told us the truth that at 72 he his old and you all are out here writing and saying gibberish because he told us the truth... For once if we see the color blue we should call it blue and not call blue white...

Modified: If you think Buhari is saying the truth hit like

He did not tell us the truth,
He owned up to an obvious fact everyone already knew.

Bruce how about using ur share and do something concrete for ur constituency

badassProdigy:
These photos shared by CNN's Christian Purefoy show how local gin popularly known as Ogogoro is brewed in Nigeria.

Ogogoro has been banned in Nigeria following the death of 66 people in Rivers state and over 20 in Ondo state due to contamination...

CHIROC conspiracy tins!!!!

Ogogoro has been brewed in naija for centuries, now the have started endorsing celebrities, our local gin is not good anymore

For naija, people dey smoke tobacco or put am for dem nose. Dat na wetin I see and na de only two ways wey I know say you fit put tobacco for ya body. But when I come yankee, I come discover say ee get anoda way wey you fit put tobacco for ya body. You fit put am for ya mouth and come begin suck am like sweet.

When I discover dis one, ee really shock me. And de way wey I take find out really turn my belle. I dey for library one day, and I notice say one guy wey sidon opposite me been dey pour spit inside pure wata bottle. De guy no even try to hide de bottle wey don by dis time almost reach half with him brown spit.

Any time I raise my head and my eye jam de bottle, ee just dey like say I wan vomit. Den I later come ask my study partner wetin dat guy dey spit inside dat bottle. Him come begin explain to me say na tobacco wey de guy dey spit inside de bottle.

You go put de tobacco for de corner of ya mouth or under ya teeth. Den you go come begin suck am small small. Some dey swallow de tobacco or spit am out. If you finish to suck out de juice from de tobacco for ya mouth, you go spit am and den put de next one for de same place or for anoda corner of ya mouth.

Dis kind way to use tobacco dey very popular with onyibo people wey dem call country folks or rednecks. Na mostly de men dem wey dey suck tobacco. You go sabi pessin wey dey suck tobacco from de way wey him go dey spit constantly. And de spit dey always dey green or dark brown. And if you look dem teeth, na so ee dey get multicolor.

If you go any gas station, you go see de tobacco for containers wey dey exactly like de original snuff container. I been no know say na wetin ee be until I see as dat guy for library bring out de container from him pocket.

And I hia say to use tobacco like dat be one of de main cause of mouth cancer and throat cancer. And I sure say de taste go dey very bad. But as dem dey talk am, everybody get im own poison wey im like. And I sure say I don tell una my own poison before. Well if you no know or you don forget, my own na beer.

Rumpelstiltskin:
Why is Wike's wife looking at Okorocha in that manner?

In her mind, She'll be like; This Rochas guy fine hundred times pass my husband wey him head be like trailer park. If I handle this Rochas for inside bedroom ehn, he go forget him middle name


But that's none of my business.

None of ur biz but u just wrote this long letter about her.

Tbillz:
I am not an orator but can i correct my interviewer if he/she commit grammatical blunder?

Ofcourse you can

MUMU

ican2020:
Buhari must stay clear of Ezekwesili, she is evil and she personally destroyed Federal Government Colleges when she was Education Minister.

She even attempted to sell off Federal Government Colleges to her evil friends but thanks to late President Yar'adua that reverse that her satanic plan

Thank God somebody still remembers that disgraceful event.

googlepikin:
shut up, which God? my God or your god?

See me see wahala!!

Was he/she dragging your GOD with you?

pedel:
What is going to happen to Omoyele Sowore, the owner of Shara Reporter any TV? He was also there when the lady was asking the question. They were both insulting the old man. Does that mean Sowore's career is also over in Sahara reporters?

You think sowore still owns sahara reporters?

Ramnon2:
This picture supports Saraki's new appellation for Osinbajo: mere commissioner.

Not surprising, when a so-called professor is ready to be a boy boy to a primary 6 certificate holder. This one na proper lame-duck VP, oponu buruku

Wow..., your last paragraph was powerful

Obascoetubi:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/184820-buhari-rejects-proposal-for-chad-niger-others-to-head-central-force-against-boko-haram.html

Lol, 5 countries coming together to fight a so called terrorist group made up of mainly illiterate area boys.

No known source of income, no known agenda.

And if it is not obvious to all that we are actually fighting a war against western nations via their CIA, MOSSAD, MI5..., then I don't know what is.

These presidents should just call these western nations and tell them to leave us africans alone.

If you really think that tinubu and the 51 senators at ICC did not know that there was an election going on at the senate chamber then u r on a long thing!!

Buhari is the final target. Sarahi was made to be the senate president so he can facilitate the impeachment of buhari down the road.

Tinubu ultimately wants osibanjo as the president.

N guess what, when the impeachment begins, saint buhari would not be able to dole out the Ghana must go bags, cos why? That woul be a good case to further prove their point.

Buhari may not be as smart politically as we may think he is.

YOUR OPINION

wewe1:
Everything is Possible if you believe.

You don't need to believe but just do it.

[quote author=Jacksparrow0712 post=34645972][/quote]That's al you got?

Jacksparrow0712:
Will they ever sing in good English? Every time pidgin. Smh

So pidgin English is bad English abi?
Kolomentality!!!!

mainman7:
They should settle it amicably.

Check this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/2370724/sayo-oladeji-wins-n1m-programming
It's has also been officially confirmed that the guy has written a very complex programmed application that Bill Gate's Microsoft is about to buy.
I still wonder why Yorubas don't celebrate their Great Minds with passionate favor and Love. Despite the fact that igbos are less than half as intelligent as the Yorubas, if this guy na igbo, the shout of igbo kwenu, igbo kwenu!!! would have been all over this thread.

Sincerely,I'm so proud to be Yoruba, we exude outstanding intelligence everywhere all over the Globe.

Shayo, I celebrate You!!! Everly, Yorubas are deep-thinking pathfinders and unparallelled pace-setters. If only other Nigerians would shove aside tribalism and allow the Great Yorubas to stare the affairs of this Nation into greatness. Sincerely, you all know that unlike igbos and Hausas, only we Yorubas rule with untribalised mindset favoring all Nigerians equally just like OBJ's tenure. GOD Bless Nigeria

Thunder fire ya left testes for talking about igbos like that

I know say some of una go call me bush man afta una finish to read dis post. Eh....., may be I be bush man or may be I just no like to ova do tins. Or may be I just like to be Africa man anywhere wey I find my sef.

Dis tin wey dem dey call dessert, abeg I wan make somebody explain to me wetin be need for dat one. Afta you don full belle with all de food wey dey ya front and you don drink all de drink wey ya eye see, den you go come hia announcement like 'any more room for dessert?'

I surprise say nobody tell me say my belle na four bedroom flat. No get me wrong oo.., me I don eat dessert sometimes for dinner or party wey I attend. Shey I get to try sometin at least once? Make ee no be like say na my own come different pass.

But I go tell you dis one..., anytime when I don try dessert I no dey enjoy am like dat. May be na sake of say dessert dey usually get sugar inside. Weda na cake or na pie, ee dey always spoil de taste of de food wey I don already chop. Or may be na sake of say I no too like sweet tins.

Anoda time when I no dey too like dis dessert tin na when I dey chop for restaurant. As I dey eat and dey calculate for my head how much de food go cost (just like every normal stingy naija guy), de server go just sneak come my back to ask me if I get more space for dessert, lol. My answer dey always be "no thanks". But wetin really dey my mind na "abi you wan pay for dat one?".

For naija wey I grow up, we no know anytin like dessert. Afta you do knack dat full plate of rice and stew or dat mountain of eba and afang soup, de only space wey you go dey find, na where to go lie down so dat ya ova size belle no go burst open.

Anyway sha if you like dis dessert tin, make you carry go. Me I don try am and de tin neva still master me!

omenka:
A lot remains to be heard of this entire episode. I'm not putting my eggs anywhere yet until the President speaks.

I don't know, but has anyone spared a thought to imagine perhaps, this was orchestrated by the presidency to ensure the inclusion of the SE in the bigger scheme of things since they would have been totally excluded had the Party's preferred candidate emerged??

Just a hunch though.

You may be right.
Buhari knows when the dust settles, the igbos are a better ally than the yorubas

elohorayodele:
its a pity that most of our senators are rogues, thieves, drug barons, election fraudsters.

Saraki who wrecked SGBN

looted kwara state

lobbied for his crony mahmud alabi to head Intercontinental bank after Akingbola's sack just to ensure billions in loans he took were never recovered.

Thank you for pointing this out.

I wonder if he has returned jj okocha's money

If you don stay for dis yankee for some time, you go sabi say plenty part of dem life connect well well with numbers. Dem go describe most tins like pessin weight or how long ya travel go be or wetin weather be outside with numbers.

For hia, pessin weight na very serious mata, especially for women dem. Na so everybody dey check dem weight, so dat dem fit know weda dem don gain or lose weight. And dem dey measure am for pounds (we ma dey use kilograms). When some women just gain sometin like 5 pounds, ee go be like say world don end for dem. Na so dem go dey try everytin to lose de weight. And de sharp business men don sabi dis one. Na so dem go dey full TV with different advert of how to lose weight.

When you meet babe, especially for online dating website, she go wan know ya height. Some go tell you say dem no go date any pessin wey no reach 5'11' (dat one na 5feet 11inches). Wetin dem wan carry ya specific height do, no clear me at all! For naija, tall na tall, short na short.

Den for sports, everytin na about STATS (na short form for statistics). If any skool wan give any student sports scholarship, wetin dem go first check na de student stats when im been dey sekondari skool. For example, if dem wan recruit any player, dem go check de average of how many 3points wey im make, how many assists, how many rebound, and how many 2points. So na im make every skool must get correct record of wetin each player make for any game wey im play. To keep record for yankee no be child's play at all. Dem dey take am very serious.

What of with moto? Number dey very important. If you wan buy second hand moto, de first tin you go check na how many miles wey dat car don waka. If ee too much den ee go affect de price of de moto. If you wan buy moto, you go check how many miles wey de moto fit reach with only one gallon (dis na equal to 4 liters). De more miles wey de moto fit drive with just one gallon, de more costly de car fit be. Or if you wan change oil for ya moto, de mechanic go tell you how many miles you suppose drive before you change ya oil again.

As you dey travel for any road hia, na so you go dey see signs wey go dey tell you how many miles you don drive or how many miles remain for you to reach where you wan go. Dis signs dey very easy to understand and you fit no need any GPS or map to find where you dey go sometimes.

Abi na weather mata? Every tin na about numbers. Every news channel get section wey dem must talk about de weather for dat day or de whole week. Some go even break am down to every hour. No be hot or cold, but de exact temperature (dem dey measure dem temperature for Fahrenheit). Yankee na place where natural disaster fit happen anytime for any place and so everybody dey take de weather for dem area very serious.

Yankee dey very organize sotey every pessin get dem own "tally number". Dem dey call am social security number. Once dem born you, govment go give you ya number. You need am to find work, you need am to fill any govment form, to go skool, to get scholarship..., any kind tin wey you need to do wey concern govment, you go need dat number. And so afta ya phone number, ya social security number na de second one wey you must remember.

And anoda tin wey surprise me na de way everybody dey used to numbers. Even people wey you know say dem no go skool, dey use numbers to describe everytin. And if you come from anoda country, you no get any choice but to learn how to use am. Simple tin like when you dey give direction, you must know how far ee be for miles or how many blocks to where you need to go.

May be na im make dem don develop like dem be. No be like us wey still dey describe most tins with hot or cold, tall or short, far or near, small or big. Hia dem dey use numbers and I believe say na beta way to describe tins.

Ohammadike:
Meanwhile aregberascal is building world tallest talking drum

And wole Soyinka the 'social critic' has not said a word.

FREAKING TRIBALIST

lokito:
You didn't include:

'Santrabobo shakamaya sentoradobobobobo'

Lmao na craze dey worry u

presher:
I understand u but osun people are not complaining

Shut the f**k up