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Crime / Re: Seven Youths Gang-rape Trader In Alaba Market by easystudy101: 10:28am On Jun 24, 2015 |
dre11: I'm begining to smell a conspiracy about the constant rape stories. |
Politics / Re: Dr Saraki On A Visit To Governor Okorocha (Photos) by easystudy101: 1:41am On Jun 24, 2015 |
dwayni: Guy thunder go fire you ooo.... Lmao Ya mind don rotten finish.... Lol |
Politics / Re: Dr Saraki On A Visit To Governor Okorocha (Photos) by easystudy101: 1:38am On Jun 24, 2015 |
ujoatu: Did u actually meant two eminent barawos? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: This Is The Real Meaning Of APC by easystudy101: 10:18pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
Phantomstranger: Truth dey pain oo!! |
Politics / This Is The Real Meaning Of APC by easystudy101: 10:00pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
The full meaning is Agbero People's Congress If you have any suggestions please let us know |
Religion / Re: Dr. John Hagee: Women Who Call God’s Name During Sex Should Be Jailed by easystudy101: 3:12pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
Olamitisoji: Maybe this guy should start by denouncing his country's atrocities against Iraq Iran and Syria And Israel's atrocities against palestine |
Politics / Re: Murray-bruce Wants NYSC Members To Be Given N500k Each Upon Passing Out by easystudy101: 2:29pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
Ogatitus:Can somebody tell this man that legislations are passed on the floor of the senate and not on tweeter. If he has any bill, he should bring it up during plenary meeting and not on social media. Like if u agree with me. |
Politics / Re: Akpabio, Udom, Mbang Meet With Obasanjo by easystudy101: 12:33am On Jun 21, 2015 |
Buhari Neva see anytin yet. Now he will know why GEJ kept OBJ at arms length |
Politics / Re: Saraki And His Beautiful Wife In Kwara State, Welcomed By Massive Crowd (Photos) by easystudy101: 2:06am On Jun 20, 2015 |
INTROVERT: What the heck is Yoruba fulani 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Buhari's Age Limitation: Nigerians Mock Femi Adesina by easystudy101: 3:22am On Jun 18, 2015 |
richgang: He did not tell us the truth, He owned up to an obvious fact everyone already knew. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Ben Brice Reacts To #8.4billion Naira Wardrobe Allowance by easystudy101: 12:55am On Jun 17, 2015 |
Bruce how about using ur share and do something concrete for ur constituency |
Health / Re: Photos Showing How Local Gin 'ogogoro' Is Brewed In Nigeria by easystudy101: 5:13am On Jun 16, 2015 |
badassProdigy: CHIROC conspiracy tins!!!! Ogogoro has been brewed in naija for centuries, now the have started endorsing celebrities, our local gin is not good anymore |
Culture / Make We Chew Tobacco by easystudy101: 5:44pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
For naija, people dey smoke tobacco or put am for dem nose. Dat na wetin I see and na de only two ways wey I know say you fit put tobacco for ya body. But when I come yankee, I come discover say ee get anoda way wey you fit put tobacco for ya body. You fit put am for ya mouth and come begin suck am like sweet. When I discover dis one, ee really shock me. And de way wey I take find out really turn my belle. I dey for library one day, and I notice say one guy wey sidon opposite me been dey pour spit inside pure wata bottle. De guy no even try to hide de bottle wey don by dis time almost reach half with him brown spit. Any time I raise my head and my eye jam de bottle, ee just dey like say I wan vomit. Den I later come ask my study partner wetin dat guy dey spit inside dat bottle. Him come begin explain to me say na tobacco wey de guy dey spit inside de bottle. You go put de tobacco for de corner of ya mouth or under ya teeth. Den you go come begin suck am small small. Some dey swallow de tobacco or spit am out. If you finish to suck out de juice from de tobacco for ya mouth, you go spit am and den put de next one for de same place or for anoda corner of ya mouth. Dis kind way to use tobacco dey very popular with onyibo people wey dem call country folks or rednecks. Na mostly de men dem wey dey suck tobacco. You go sabi pessin wey dey suck tobacco from de way wey him go dey spit constantly. And de spit dey always dey green or dark brown. And if you look dem teeth, na so ee dey get multicolor. If you go any gas station, you go see de tobacco for containers wey dey exactly like de original snuff container. I been no know say na wetin ee be until I see as dat guy for library bring out de container from him pocket. And I hia say to use tobacco like dat be one of de main cause of mouth cancer and throat cancer. And I sure say de taste go dey very bad. But as dem dey talk am, everybody get im own poison wey im like. And I sure say I don tell una my own poison before. Well if you no know or you don forget, my own na beer. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Wike Exchanging Pleasantries With Okorocha by easystudy101: 11:15pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
Rumpelstiltskin: None of ur biz but u just wrote this long letter about her. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can I Correct My Interviewer's Grammatical Errors? by easystudy101: 9:36pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
Tbillz: Ofcourse you can MUMU |
Politics / Re: Fashola, Segun Oni, Amaechi, Ezekwesili, Danbazzau May Make Buhari’s Cabinet. by easystudy101: 9:23am On Jun 13, 2015 |
ican2020: Thank God somebody still remembers that disgraceful event. |
Politics / Re: Shehu Sani In Prison After He Was Given The Life Sentence (Photos) by easystudy101: 10:39am On Jun 12, 2015 |
googlepikin: See me see wahala!! Was he/she dragging your GOD with you? |
Politics / Re: Adeola Of Sahara TV Brings Keeping It Real To An End After Mugabe Encounter by easystudy101: 9:31am On Jun 12, 2015 |
pedel: You think sowore still owns sahara reporters? |
Politics / Re: ''MERE COMMISSIONER'': NEW APPELATION FOR VP OSINBAJO with photo evidence by easystudy101: 2:52am On Jun 12, 2015 |
Ramnon2: Wow..., your last paragraph was powerful |
Politics / Re: Buhari rejects proposal for Chad, Niger to head central force against Boko Haram by easystudy101: 2:33am On Jun 12, 2015 |
Obascoetubi: Lol, 5 countries coming together to fight a so called terrorist group made up of mainly illiterate area boys. No known source of income, no known agenda. And if it is not obvious to all that we are actually fighting a war against western nations via their CIA, MOSSAD, MI5..., then I don't know what is. These presidents should just call these western nations and tell them to leave us africans alone. |
Politics / Tinubu Is Still In Charge N This Why I Say So!!!! by easystudy101: 12:20am On Jun 12, 2015 |
If you really think that tinubu and the 51 senators at ICC did not know that there was an election going on at the senate chamber then u r on a long thing!! Buhari is the final target. Sarahi was made to be the senate president so he can facilitate the impeachment of buhari down the road. Tinubu ultimately wants osibanjo as the president. N guess what, when the impeachment begins, saint buhari would not be able to dole out the Ghana must go bags, cos why? That woul be a good case to further prove their point. Buhari may not be as smart politically as we may think he is. YOUR OPINION |
Travel / Re: A City In Nigeria With 24/7 Electricity Supply! by easystudy101: 3:53pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
wewe1: You don't need to believe but just do it. 1 Like |
Music/Radio / Re: Psquare - Bring It On (Official Video) Ft. Dave Scott by easystudy101: 12:50pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
[quote author=Jacksparrow0712 post=34645972][/quote] That's al you got? |
Music/Radio / Re: Psquare - Bring It On (Official Video) Ft. Dave Scott by easystudy101: 4:02am On Jun 11, 2015 |
Jacksparrow0712: So pidgin English is bad English abi? Kolomentality!!!! 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: APC In Kwara, Lagos Clash Over Call For Sanctions Against Saraki, Dogara by easystudy101: 12:47am On Jun 11, 2015 |
mainman7: Thunder fire ya left testes for talking about igbos like that |
Politics / Wetin Concern Me And Dessert by easystudy101: 8:53pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
I know say some of una go call me bush man afta una finish to read dis post. Eh....., may be I be bush man or may be I just no like to ova do tins. Or may be I just like to be Africa man anywhere wey I find my sef. Dis tin wey dem dey call dessert, abeg I wan make somebody explain to me wetin be need for dat one. Afta you don full belle with all de food wey dey ya front and you don drink all de drink wey ya eye see, den you go come hia announcement like 'any more room for dessert?' I surprise say nobody tell me say my belle na four bedroom flat. No get me wrong oo.., me I don eat dessert sometimes for dinner or party wey I attend. Shey I get to try sometin at least once? Make ee no be like say na my own come different pass. But I go tell you dis one..., anytime when I don try dessert I no dey enjoy am like dat. May be na sake of say dessert dey usually get sugar inside. Weda na cake or na pie, ee dey always spoil de taste of de food wey I don already chop. Or may be na sake of say I no too like sweet tins. Anoda time when I no dey too like dis dessert tin na when I dey chop for restaurant. As I dey eat and dey calculate for my head how much de food go cost (just like every normal stingy naija guy), de server go just sneak come my back to ask me if I get more space for dessert, lol. My answer dey always be "no thanks". But wetin really dey my mind na "abi you wan pay for dat one?". For naija wey I grow up, we no know anytin like dessert. Afta you do knack dat full plate of rice and stew or dat mountain of eba and afang soup, de only space wey you go dey find, na where to go lie down so dat ya ova size belle no go burst open. Anyway sha if you like dis dessert tin, make you carry go. Me I don try am and de tin neva still master me! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Tweeters React To Saraki & Ekweremadu's Emergence As Senate Leaders by easystudy101: 5:18pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
omenka: You may be right. Buhari knows when the dust settles, the igbos are a better ally than the yorubas |
Politics / Re: Senate President Bukola Saraki Updates His Twitter Account by easystudy101: 4:15pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
elohorayodele: Thank you for pointing this out. I wonder if he has returned jj okocha's money |
Politics / Yankee People And Numbers by easystudy101: 3:47am On Jun 09, 2015 |
If you don stay for dis yankee for some time, you go sabi say plenty part of dem life connect well well with numbers. Dem go describe most tins like pessin weight or how long ya travel go be or wetin weather be outside with numbers. For hia, pessin weight na very serious mata, especially for women dem. Na so everybody dey check dem weight, so dat dem fit know weda dem don gain or lose weight. And dem dey measure am for pounds (we ma dey use kilograms). When some women just gain sometin like 5 pounds, ee go be like say world don end for dem. Na so dem go dey try everytin to lose de weight. And de sharp business men don sabi dis one. Na so dem go dey full TV with different advert of how to lose weight. When you meet babe, especially for online dating website, she go wan know ya height. Some go tell you say dem no go date any pessin wey no reach 5'11' (dat one na 5feet 11inches). Wetin dem wan carry ya specific height do, no clear me at all! For naija, tall na tall, short na short. Den for sports, everytin na about STATS (na short form for statistics). If any skool wan give any student sports scholarship, wetin dem go first check na de student stats when im been dey sekondari skool. For example, if dem wan recruit any player, dem go check de average of how many 3points wey im make, how many assists, how many rebound, and how many 2points. So na im make every skool must get correct record of wetin each player make for any game wey im play. To keep record for yankee no be child's play at all. Dem dey take am very serious. What of with moto? Number dey very important. If you wan buy second hand moto, de first tin you go check na how many miles wey dat car don waka. If ee too much den ee go affect de price of de moto. If you wan buy moto, you go check how many miles wey de moto fit reach with only one gallon (dis na equal to 4 liters). De more miles wey de moto fit drive with just one gallon, de more costly de car fit be. Or if you wan change oil for ya moto, de mechanic go tell you how many miles you suppose drive before you change ya oil again. As you dey travel for any road hia, na so you go dey see signs wey go dey tell you how many miles you don drive or how many miles remain for you to reach where you wan go. Dis signs dey very easy to understand and you fit no need any GPS or map to find where you dey go sometimes. Abi na weather mata? Every tin na about numbers. Every news channel get section wey dem must talk about de weather for dat day or de whole week. Some go even break am down to every hour. No be hot or cold, but de exact temperature (dem dey measure dem temperature for Fahrenheit). Yankee na place where natural disaster fit happen anytime for any place and so everybody dey take de weather for dem area very serious. Yankee dey very organize sotey every pessin get dem own "tally number". Dem dey call am social security number. Once dem born you, govment go give you ya number. You need am to find work, you need am to fill any govment form, to go skool, to get scholarship..., any kind tin wey you need to do wey concern govment, you go need dat number. And so afta ya phone number, ya social security number na de second one wey you must remember. And anoda tin wey surprise me na de way everybody dey used to numbers. Even people wey you know say dem no go skool, dey use numbers to describe everytin. And if you come from anoda country, you no get any choice but to learn how to use am. Simple tin like when you dey give direction, you must know how far ee be for miles or how many blocks to where you need to go. May be na im make dem don develop like dem be. No be like us wey still dey describe most tins with hot or cold, tall or short, far or near, small or big. Hia dem dey use numbers and I believe say na beta way to describe tins. |
Religion / Re: Unpaid Salaries: Winners’ Chapel Rallies Food Aid For Osun Workers by easystudy101: 12:23am On Jun 09, 2015 |
Ohammadike: And wole Soyinka the 'social critic' has not said a word. FREAKING TRIBALIST |
Religion / Re: Words Mostly Used In Living Faith Church A.k.a Winners Chapel by easystudy101: 7:11pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
lokito: Lmao na craze dey worry u |
Politics / Re: Sell Helicopter To Pay Workers, PDP Tells Aregbesola by easystudy101: 6:04pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
presher: Shut the f**k up 1 Like |
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