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Religion / Re: Policeman Opens Car Door For Apostle Johnson Suleman, Nigerians React (Photo) by Eazybay(m): 1:46pm On Nov 12, 2017
Fraudster is harsh sha!

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Politics / Re: Rotimi Amaechi Releases Statement On Confrontation In Port Harcourt Today! S by Eazybay(m): 7:04am On Nov 12, 2017
They said GEJ'S convoy was too long.

I saw Amaechi's convoy, I just laugh grin grin grin
Politics / Re: We Are Not The Worst Police Force In The World -nigerian Police Reacts To Report by Eazybay(m): 1:02pm On Nov 11, 2017
IGP, there are still ROADBLOCKS on the highways, what does dat say about you?

There can be NO police force worse than NP even if they try.

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Politics / Re: Ikoyi Money Whistle-Blower Yet To Be Paid - Lawyer Counters EFCC by Eazybay(m): 5:54pm On Nov 10, 2017
Who will pay you for disclosing money that belongs to the govt

And you are wondering why they had to take you to a mental home?

The lawyer sef,

Ppl want burgle house dem come consult you first. You sure say u no be thief grin grin
Health / Re: HIV/AIDS Conspiracy Theories: Do You Believe The Virus Is Real? by Eazybay(m): 7:26am On Nov 10, 2017
Lalas247:
See questions o

Why not go and try it .... see for yourself ..
You better protect yourself ...

And they wonder why AIDS and HIV is high in Africa see the nonsense they are feeding people undecided

You sef see am abi? When ppl don't go to hospital, they can sit at home and spin rubbish.

I can't believe in this age of unlimited info, someone is still arguing or trying to argue or even discuss the veracity of HIV.

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Culture / Re: 'Lop-sided Appointments Responsible For Disunity In Nigeria' - Sultan Of Sokoto by Eazybay(m): 1:01pm On Nov 09, 2017
We know but let's blame IPOB grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Hausa And Police Clash At Alaba, Lagos by Eazybay(m): 12:22pm On Nov 09, 2017
Alcatraz005:
The view of any igbo person should be taken with a pinch of salt as their analysis is always tainted with hatred for yorubas and Hausa. Watch them derail and misrepresent the true state of facts in this fracas. angry

Reread your post again. Slowly this time. Now use what's left of your brain to understand my next paragraph.

The bikemen are trying to protest. A lot of them have lost their bikes. It is rumored the Northern bikemen were worst hit by the police raid.

The police have tried to stop the protest and it's pretty much a free for all. The Hausa dudes are brandishing machets for the showdown.

There is no igbo taint in dis post.

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Politics / Re: Navy, Army Deploy Fighter Jets, Gunboats To Warri Creeks by Eazybay(m): 6:26pm On Nov 08, 2017
Daboomb:


But why should the Millitants decide that it is when the Price of Oil rises, that they have to start destroying and bombing Oil facilities?

That is the question that needs an answer.

Dialogue and Threats to Destroy facilities, are not the same.
"Action and Reaction are EQUAL and OPPOSITE"
- Newton's law of Motion


True!

Reality on ground, the FG, IOCS and militants are thieves! Including the military.

This cycle is the same. Only the poor and ignorant suffer.

Pipelines go off, FG doles out cash, status quo returns.

If you've ever been to the ND during a military invasion you must av realized it's the innocent that suffer most. The army automatically assumes all youths are militants.

So it's even safer if you're a militant. At least food and money sure. grin grin
Family / Re: I Deny My Husband Sex Because Of STD by Eazybay(m): 8:25am On Nov 05, 2017
Did anyone read the last part?

"every other thing is awesome"

Awesome is not a mild word, mind you.

It means they are both great together. Even without the sex!

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Politics / Re: Ngige: Buhari’s Government Has Created 7m ‘blue Collar’ Jobs by Eazybay(m): 7:18am On Nov 03, 2017
The man does not even know colors.

Since you created 7m jobs through agriculture the jobs should be "green collar" jobs.

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Celebrities / Re: Chimbalin: Harrysong Promised That When He Blows He Will Pay Me - Producer Says by Eazybay(m): 4:30pm On Oct 28, 2017
ReorxTohGan:
i so dont trust this black eyed nigguh...shrugs!


Buh u trust HarrySong Because he's now A Star and does everything for the camera.

Ask any upcoming artiste from the SS region, they'll tell you how good Chimbalin is.

When ppl are desperate, they sweet talk you and you don't even bother about "agreement."

Even if it's your brother, before anything, sign AGREEMENT!

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Politics / Re: Prof Sagay Resigns As Chairman Presidential Advisory Committee On Corruption by Eazybay(m): 2:43pm On Oct 27, 2017
Noted!

We are printing his WAILER'S form.

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Politics / Re: Omojuwa's Tweets On The Reinstatement And Sack Of Maina by Eazybay(m): 6:29pm On Oct 25, 2017
Omojuwa, this is hate speech ooo grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Shekau’s Wife Killed In Air Force Strike by Eazybay(m): 5:48pm On Oct 25, 2017
fiizznation:
So the media shouldn't report anything because one Maina was recalled by danbazau? You wailers can wail for whoever that cares. As for us progressives, we don't give a hoot about what you wailers think about us or say. Constructive criticism of the government is always welcome, but I don't think anybody have anytime for people suffering from dementia.

I support your last statement. Some people don't seem happy about the news, it's unfair but you won't blame them.

Rephrase your first statement to sth like this: A WANTED man was recalled to duty andpaid with FULL benefits.
This wouldn't sound odd esp in Nigeria. The man was WANTED for corruption and is clandestinely serving in a supposed ANTICORRUPT govt.

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Sack Of Maina An Afterthought – Fayose by Eazybay(m): 10:10am On Oct 24, 2017
GavelSlam:


My life is better today than in 2015, thank you.

In addition, all the indices of today are better than what we witnessed in 2015.

Price of foodstuff coming down, industries are declaring superb profits, radio and TV stations are not shutting down for running out of fuel.

External reserves are climbing, stock market more buoyant, Naira is more stable.

I know, wailing comes natural to some people but those indices do not lie.

The issue of Maina has been handled by the president.

What more you want him to do is what I'll like to know
.

I don't normally respond to you. I believe you have a right to your opinion. Nevertheless in this case, you blew the roof?

What indices is better than 2015

Latest indices say food prices are sky-high!

If you don't buy food, please keep quiet.

Beggars have quadrupled. The middle class is suffering from "Hunger pangs" because there has been no commensurate increase in salaries.

Pay through your nose for fuel, tax and non existent light bills!

Teen prostitutes are EVERYWHERE!

You can worship buhari if you like, but don't try to sugarcoat the hardship being experienced by the average Nigerian.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Probe: $12 Billion Traced To USA, $3 Billion Loot Hidden In China by Eazybay(m): 7:26am On Oct 23, 2017
kc2hansome:



I was as annoyed as you as I was reading their comments. GEJ initiated the probe that yielded the results. This how gullible some Nigerians are. APC has really technically brainwashed people. They can't read think independently again.

You don't need to be annoyed Sir. A lot of people fronting for the APC are just doing so due to the human desire to remain or seen to be "consistent."

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Probe: $12 Billion Traced To USA, $3 Billion Loot Hidden In China by Eazybay(m): 12:02am On Oct 23, 2017
Daboomb:




You Igbos lack wisdom hence take things at "face-value" or maybe you are just programmed to be mental vegetables. shocked shocked

....and what did Jonathan do about the REPORT Generated on the Probe in all his years as President?

He hid it under the Carpet, like the did the Confab Report. angry angry


Buhari just unearthed and uproot everything out now. undecided undecided

Jonathan is a very deceptive Crook
He is biting you and blowing cool air on the wound
undecided

grin grin grin The fact that you refer to me as IPOB depicts your inability to mentally sort out issues - without resorting to primitive inclusive thinking. You can only think along the lines of IPOB and Buhari.

You need to invest time and money in upgrading your thought process.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Probe: $12 Billion Traced To USA, $3 Billion Loot Hidden In China by Eazybay(m): 11:58pm On Oct 22, 2017
omenka:
What part of what I wrote suggests I didn't read the OP before commenting

Some of you simply find it impossible to comment without mentioning "Omenka".


And you really think I'm one of those peeps?

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Probe: $12 Billion Traced To USA, $3 Billion Loot Hidden In China by Eazybay(m): 4:25pm On Oct 22, 2017
Dumb people do not understand that GEJ hired a firm to carry out the probe grin grin grin.

NIGERIANS never read. Even Omenka

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Travel / Re: How I Was Saved From A Train Accident That Killed 600 People - My Testimony by Eazybay(m): 7:38pm On Oct 21, 2017
Lalas247:

She my sister I asked her whenever I see her na my priority grin
Who be ajebo ... o o ajegunle ni mi cheesy


Ajegunle shocked shocked shocked

That's my hood ooo. We still repping till we get our VISA grin grin

How are you doing dear.

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Travel / Re: How I Was Saved From A Train Accident That Killed 600 People - My Testimony by Eazybay(m): 7:26pm On Oct 21, 2017
Lalas247:
Omg this is serious .. thanks God you made it out ok
How are you feeling now embarassed
The picture looks like a really terrible accident ...

Mynd44 lalasticlala come and see how a God saved this girl o ... hmm we thank God sha


Signs and symptoms of ajebo grin grin grin

Did you notice you're the only one who asked after her current well-being on the thread?
Politics / Re: "Nigerians Trust Buhari" - Femi Adesina Replies Jonathan by Eazybay(m): 5:34pm On Oct 20, 2017
NIGERIANS are weary jare. No strength for plenty talk.

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Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: When Petrol Went To N145 Under PMB, Nigerians Held Their Peace by Eazybay(m): 1:15pm On Oct 20, 2017
Femi Adeshina. Once a very smart man, now a paid sycophant.

MODIFIED : I'm FTC!

If you want a compendium of Nigerian phone numbers (approximately 75,000,000), feel free to call the number on my signature.

PS: It's not free but it's extremely affordable. If you want it for free just promise me you will vote for Baba in 2019 grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Why We Revoked Contract With Atiku's Intels - NPA by Eazybay(m): 8:41pm On Oct 13, 2017
It's business. Don't mix it with politics.

PMB should understand that from next year, any move he takes will be viewed via the Nigerian political lens.

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Health / Re: Busty Lady's No Bra Day Photos Got Nigerians Talking by Eazybay(m): 6:28pm On Oct 13, 2017
Lalas247:


Do u understand what the meaning of NO BRA DAY is

Mtcheew making mockery of something serious ... and woman getting diagnosed for cancer everyday !
Who d fuvk cares .. in other countries some are even topless for the cause ... Africans na to dey judge biggest critics ever yet nothing to show for it ... if I ask any of them how much they have donated to cancer research ... ZERO undecided

She she wants to strip to promote breast cancer leave her Biko .... look at Twitter look at naija Facebook .... shameful


No be lie. The pictures follow for the fun too. I've been waiting for your no bra pishure grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Parents Storm Schools In Edo To Resist Alleged Immunization By Army(pics) by Eazybay(m): 5:54pm On Oct 13, 2017
Where are those who said SE are dullards. Please come and say the same for Edo State ooo.

The army has a BAD reputation but No it's the people we blame.

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Celebrities / Re: Is This The 'Fall' Of Davido? Kemi Olunloyo Asks As She Reveals More Details by Eazybay(m): 1:58pm On Oct 12, 2017
belindar:


The woman is doing her job. The problem with Nigerian is that they failed to realize that this is a big case. In an advance country Davido wil be in detention now. Firstly for lying to to the police that he did not know how the death of the guy got to the hospital. That is obstructing justice.

How much can you remember when you are stoned? I suspect someone put a call through and Davido's folks helped him out. In between the dude may not remember a single thing that happened that night.
Health / Re: Monkeypox: Cross River Places Surveillance In Border Communities (video) by Eazybay(m): 4:01pm On Oct 09, 2017
FTC Again? Interesting! Some people would want to insult the dumb mod that banned me. In my case, I will refrain from using harsh words like inept and nauseating. I will just forget. grin

I hope this is not a set up for another ban? Obviously, I can't ask fellow Nairalanders to call me - if they are interested in an Acer aspire ES 14 laptop (1 TB HDD). Reason is, this is a monkeypox thread. My number is in my signature but please don't call.

Back to the topic. Is the surveillance an attempt to hamper free movement of people (and diseases) in ONE NIGERIA? We will not take it!

Seun my acct number is already in your PM, please send me the money for FTC ooo. It's two now. The prize will ginger me to achieve more.

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Politics / Re: How Do I Become A Politician Without Studying Political Science by Eazybay(m): 10:12am On Oct 09, 2017
Oga be loyal to your LG chairman. Attend your party meeting. Anytime you see party leaders just raise both hands and one leg while shouting "is a chair!" till they sit down.

One day, they will consider you for councillorship
Politics / Re: Nigerian Embassies Facing Threats From Host Countries —senate by Eazybay(m): 11:33am On Oct 04, 2017
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