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I see
But I no get time to read am now

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I wasn't expecting anything less,
The day America extradites George Bush to Malaysia to answer the crimes against humanity charges brought against him there by some survivors of the Iraqi genocide , is the day AL Bashir will be taken to the Icc,
If not, no African leader whether past or present should ever be Extradited to face charges at the ICC

Why are Christians always afraid of death?
Nobody prays against death like the apostles of
life after death and candidates of sky palace with
streets of gold. About to board a bus, they pray
against accidents, on a flight, they pray against
aircrash. Early in the morning, they pray against
dying. In the church, they cast and bind untimely
death. As a matter of fact to die early is an agony
in the mind of the believers of life after death.
How can anyone dislike any circumstance that will
unite them with their father? You don’t love your
father or you don’t like where he stays or still you
believe he doesn’t exist. These are the best
possible answers ever.
I think sky-daddy will be feeling bad each time he
hears his people pray to him to cancel any
situation that will lead them to him.
It is not their fault. In the subconsciousness of
the believer lies the picture of a boring, opera-
styled environment with no Cable TV, Ipads,
facebook, cars but horses, donkeys and most
importantly, endless days of opera sing-songs to
a white-beareded man on a throne for eternity.
That is boring. Who will love such a place? No
wonder they don’t want to die.
Perhaps they do not even believe it exists. Their
pastors take it further by securing themselves
with bulletproof cars and armed security men, in
other to prevent any situation that can send them
to the company of sandals-wearing men like
Peter and Paul or goat skin wearing men like
John the baptist and Elijah especially with beards
that haven’t been shaved for centuries. Islam was
smart to add virgins to make it lovely. Too bad
that the Romans never thought of it.
Believing in life after death and then praying
against death, is like going to school and refusing
to graduate and doing everything possible to
remain in school but at the same time telling
everyone that the life of a graduate is better than
that of a student.

This man sabi im work so?

The flying president, Mmadu Mbuhari
Where is our change?

Dude is just lucky, nothing more nothing less

Ezenwammadu:
Their brother is in power so they can kill away with impuinty.

I see,
Seems this change is only a change to Fulani rule and nothing more,

Chai
Why are this fulanis so blood thirsty?

The flying president Where is our change?

DullHari

Rockyheight:
Who is listening to mugabe any way?

I am,
Maybe you didn't know that he is the most educated president in the world,
And he is even making sense too,
Under Gaddafi, Libya was a developing country, and it standard of living was on par with many developed countries,
But today Libya is a failed state

I see Now where is our change?

Why waste so much money, When just one phone call to Shekau could end everything

kilode100:
You would do anything to get into my pants

that's if there is blood in your pants

Freksy:
Such sermon was uncalled for. It can only create discord among members of the bereaved family rather than solace.

Nothing is more painful than loss of loved ones in death. Please, accept my sympathy, op.

thanks bro

kilode100:
Op I dey suspect you. Wtf. Your hands are not clean . Tufia.

yeah am a witch , I love sucking girls blood And I love 'em fat like you, Now give me your address, So that I can pay you a visit tonight

madridguy:
May her soul rest in peace.

amen

Since one of our distant relatives died,
And was to be buried yesterday,
Since I had time on my hands,
I went to the Burial,
Since the woman who died was in her mid 30s,
And died due to complications after child birth,

It was really a sad burial with her friends and us her family just weeping at the ceremony,
When it was time for the burial sermon,
A pastor just came out, took the mic and told us that the title of his sermon is 'who killed the deceased',
He didn't stop there, he started blabbering about how Jesus was killed because an inside man and disciple sold him to the jews,
That if someone killed her, it most be from the family,
I was overtaken with rage I felt like going to where the man stood, taking that mic from him and telling him shut the phuck up, but I couldn't do that, This was a burial, and my uncles, aunts, cousins where all Seated around me, So I just kept my cool, until he finished his crap sermon, and we laid her to rest,



This kind of pastors are good at only creating suspicions and discord in the family,
Someone died due to complications during childbirth and all you can spew is 'who killed her
'?,
You see some people when the just succeed in buying a car and Maybe buying a house in the city, the become afraid of visiting their village,
Because the think that one of their old uncles or grand mum will get jealous of their success and kill 'em,
All this because one charlatan told him so,
Its high time, the government look into the activities of this con men who make people distrust their families,
Death is natural, be you atheist, christian, Muslim, hindu, young, old, he doesn't give a phuck,
Just because someone died young doesn't mean someone killed him/her.

Hmm

I love That butty cake

Chai,
Why are some humans so heartless

The only country in the world where everybody is a Billionaire

Antell95:
mine is 32k.. I fit collapse

una get luck oh

The rascal Aregbe used all of Osun's allocation to purchase Chinko tablets instead of paying salaries

Losing loved ones will happen eventually it's just when, so I don't fear that,
Losing money, I'm used to that, Am a gambler, losing my job, I don't fear that, Am a survivor, no matter what I'll survive,
Going to hell, I don't even believe in that, but even if it's real there will be many interesting people in hell, I might finally succeed in getting an autograph from Michael Jackson,
Fear of death, it will come, it will surely come and I know it, so why will I fear it

missbronzy:
hmm! na sex o! it's more enjoyable

OK ok

Just sitting down here listening to another day in paradise, I love my songs But I can't do without sex for a week, But whenever I ejaculate, Am like why is this thing so overrated,

The rascal himself,
All this sophisticated 419 you are doing in Osun,
Aregbe fear God oh

I Pray this works
Cos I'm tired of wearing rubber

We the unbelievers in this change gospel already knew this even before you guys won the election,
# this scam called change