₦airaland Forum

HungerBAD:
Already seeking asylum?
You cannot run away from the Long arms of the law.
Uromi prison awaits you for looting this country to the ground.
Uromi Prison.

. My friend will you shut up,

Subanallai,
Kai Buhari, why I dey travel any how
Walai if you never sabi Wetin to do for that aso rock, make e come back daura come train your 150 cows, gaaji kwo

ECOTERRORS:
God save us from Daura President

I dey talk am for true walai

Walai talai, dis Apc gopermen na badluck

That Manu is a not a coach if he is playing for a draw,
If you want to win, you beat the best to do it, being afraid to face the Germans, means he doesn't trust the team he brought to this tourney

pretydiva:
It shows she has been frequently doing it. Wat do I even no abt these tins .. d experts in d house should cm do justice 2 d question

aunty are you telling us that you don't have experience in this kind of thing?

Yeah we all know that you an FBI funded field project, seems your job is done now,
Cos the project to remove the not so pro America Gej government succeeded

I always had this feeling that Sahara reporters is another CIA project, seems I was right, those guys are being funded by America to fight governments the don't like

Juve to win

Also Fear men were dey like carry woman Mata for head

Sugarpeaches:
1.She's just a friend 2.I swear I'm not dating any other girl! 3.I was not with my fone wen u called. 4.I like kissing more Dan sex.

hmm

If I dey school for Japan I for dey fail every term U fit even sabi correct answer for something but na writing go fail you

The Don has spoken

I don't care who wins Na only over 1.5 I dey find

I'm beginning to like this man

I bet this might just turn out to be another family problem like Adebayor's,

floragregs:
the guy nor fit carry 7bags na. Which yam him chop? Na wa to u oooo

na juju tings nah,
I don see pesin were carry one full drum of oil sef before,
Abi you never watch world strongest man show for TV before?

Oh I didn't laugh, maybe I just lost my sense of humour

So Buhari's deal with the Americans was
Agree to be our puppet and we will support you to become president,

Ireland going to court wouldn't stop France from going to the world Cup,
As far as the referee had already ruled it a goal on the field of play, even fifa can do nothing about it,
I don't believe this story
And another thing people are not really getting is, that this witch hunt of Fifa by the Fbi is the continuation of America 's proxy war with Russia, Cos the want Russia stripped of it 2018 hosting rights

floragregs:
Na sawdust dey inside

How you take sabi?

500, 000 soldiers on a minimum wage of say
70k a month will cost this country almost 350 billion every month , can we afford that?

The day I was totally convinced that there is a close proximity between religious beliefs and mental illness was when a girl I was attempting to play bedroom soccer with said:
the reason she knows that God loves her so much and is so powerful was when she had a fatal accident and everyone (including her twin sister, her aunt and the driver) died. But she was the only one who survived.

When I asked her why an omnipotent God would save her and allow her twin sister and others die in the auto-crash, she defended: “because God loves me and I have a destiny.” When I asked “So you mean your twin sister did not have destiny and was not loved by the same God who saved you?” She kept silent and kept a squeeze face that read anger against me, like saying “this guy is offending me.”

Immediately, I heard this nonsense, everything that was erect on my body dropped and I abandoned every ambition of playing the intended bedroom soccer and instead was battling on how to control myself from killing a mosquito on her face. I simply told her to leave to avoid any circumstance that will get either of us a doctor or a lawyer.

Inala Willie narrates how some people on board a bus were robbed on the highway and raped by armed robbers and afterwards the same people began saying they should thank sky-daddy because they were raped and robbed but not killed like some other people. Thus, God is faithful! There is something wrong with people with this sort of mentality.

You see, while you thank some sky-daddy that you were raped and not killed, another will thank sky-daddy after hearing your tale that they traveled daily and nothing happens to them at all. Thus indirectly spiting at you and irking their alter-ego. Is that sky genie fair to both of you? If you are a religitard, there is nothing wrong about that.

You see, something is adversely wrong with the reasoning of religious folks. If you say there exist some omnipotent being, who is also merciful and omniscience but a rape and robbery happened under his watch and yet you say “thank you” to him or it, are you not encouraging him to be incompetent?

How many of you praise your government from failing to provide security to you or other citizens? The Nigerian religitard in particular shocks me more. Do you say to the government “thank you for protecting me because there is no boko haram attack in my vicinity” just because you hear of boko haram attacks in places far away from you? Don’t you all lambaste and get infuriated at the government when you hear the news of bomb blasts?

If you can lambaste and get infuriated at a mortal and less powerful, clueless, weak authority from failing to do their job well, why then do you praise an omnipotent, merciful, omniscient and perfect government who can do all things but refuses to do one simple task of protecting the innocent?

You see why there is something wrong about the religious mind? You expect a mortal authority of your state to be up to task in the protection of its citizens but when it comes to the failure of your sky-daddy, you instead say “in all things give thanks”, does it not tell that all is well with your mind set?

If you get enraged that your mortal government cannot combat insurgency and revolt against it, why then do you think it is okay to praise an alpha, perfect authority, which according to you, can do ALL things and is perfectly GOOD, but ceases to be of help in a situation that demands intervention?

And your answer to this is:

“Do not question”

You think something is not wrong with your head?

Of course you think not; it is me whom you consider as the one whose head needs correction. The craziest part is that some of them say that if you do not praise sky-daddy that you’ll infuriate and hurt his feelings. How comical!

An omnipotent character, which is omniscient, merciful and everything good but cannot stop a robbery and a rape crime from taking place but will in turn get enraged because the rape and robbery victim does not give thanks to him.

Benzema like always, will miss this opportunity to score a goal,

Wetin come carry you go Philippines of all places
Poor country were even their citizens dey go do house help work for China and Singapore
Bro abeg comot dey, even Ghana better pass that place

Walai na lie

pTomz:
she dey my rum now

That one na your cross
Carry am

Chai
Baba Osho get strength to satisfy this girl for bed so?

When I had my first orgasm The feeling was so sweet Na God go bless that girl wherever she dey now

Chai yawn dey oh