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get behind me satan, u shall not tempt the lord thy God

raytony: If I become a billionaire today, I will first go to Aboki stand and buy suya worth of 100,000 naira and after that, I'll start thinking of what to do with the remaining money.

u get good plans sha, abeg when u wan chop the suya, abeg try flash me make i follow come chop

. Sorry bro, if i was worth as much as bill gates, i no go try that rubbish, we don pass 500 for our extended family, so incase i was that rich my brother,sisters, aunties, uncles, cousins, nephews, go first chop first, after that i never sabi whether something go remain for charity sef, but all still follow for charity sha, abi no be una talk say charity begins at home?

and how much did u pay the mods. To bring this to the frontpage?

what a joke

[quote author=don-Phill]2big bottles of mac-dowells and suya ontop hot music[/quote]my guy why u dey lie now?

Niyeria harp pinally pourlify por wall cap

All because of one election, this governor has created so much hate and division

ihedioramma: ALL MOST ALL THE SHOPS ARE OPEN NOW AND OKADA PEOPLE ARE DOING THERE BUSINESS THE SAME WITH MARKET WOMAN E.T.C

Mr goying please is your real name Gbagauni or GbagaunChukwu

fckyourman: First.

You need at least two clippers = (6000)
You need at least two Barbers chairs= (7,000)
Small Generator= (15,000)
DVD+ Speakers (5,000)
4 Waiting Chairs (9,000)
Mirrors on the wall (1,500)
Hair Products (2,000)
Hire Barber don't pay upfront

Total Around 45k might be cheaper depending on the market.

so he does not need a shop abi, my guy even rent for shop for a year will cost u almost 50k

Savigne:
Thanx

your number please, my dad dangote said hi

nwajoshua: Y must u wie pants to ur btday,,Y must u show ur bodies to d public...wot are we doing?we r learning d white pple,,it bleeds on how future will be.

my guy abeg na english be dis?

i wish i was handsome like them abu mikey and oladef dem, if i put my picture here e fit make may sexkillz ban me till 2088, and nairaland servers go shut down

Abu Mikey:

Critics association of NL, this is for y'all

my guy which one your nose come get big hole like this, abi na u dey blow trumpet for una church .#no offeince

i believe u op, i remember my dad telling us about a popular mermaid, who existed in our village, when rain felled nobody could pass near the stream she stayed, cos the little stream will turn into an ocean and covered the whole pathways, when the government sent contractors to tar the road, the germans had to go into the stream and take her out before the could tar the road, cos many companies had tried tarring the road with no success, due to the mermaid always destroying it

i love mermaid and ghost stories

Mujah1deen: One day you will embrace Islam.

Allah knows best

#funny u

I know your problem mujahideen, if it happened in one of those arab countries who share your religion, u will be writing condolence in arabic all over this thread, but as far as the are infidels u dont give a phuck,

Mujah1deen: I don't know the reason of this long epistle. Keep in mind that Islam is there to conquer and stay. BTW islamization doesn't mean violence or killings, you can stop trembling, we will convince you to abandon your wrong ways and false religions . Like I said in my signature, I wish you could see the beauty of Islam and embrace.

May Allah help you

oh yeah same preachy arab God worshipper, he tells u that islam means peace, that islam abhors violence, but even from his comments on this topic, u realise that he is not a peaceful person

Mujah1deen: I don't know the reason of this long epistle. Keep in mind that Islam is there to conquer and stay. BTW islamization doesn't mean violence or killings, you can stop trembling, we will convince you to abandon your wrong ways and false religions . Like I said in my signature, I wish you could see the beauty of Islam and embrace.

May Allah help you

if u an example of the beauty of islam, then am proud to be an atheist

Last burial is another good movie, back in the video cassette days, spanner was another good one, i think it was oge okoye's debut movie, Playboy was also great, this should be hanks anuku's best movie till date

Mujah1deen: Wondering if they mentioned our floods in the North in their forums, talk less about putting it on their front page.

In few words who cares? Racist smelly Asians pigs, they can all die .

oh yeah the can all die because the don't believe in your arab God, u fool

frodobee: Have you ever thought like I did albeit after analyzing the mess of Nigeria, that there is still plenty reasons to be grateful to God for making me(us) Nigerian. RIP to the dead Philipinos.

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na mud u wan use build am abi na cement?

swtesther: dats meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

aunty na u be dis, u look gud

evelyn80: is your gal evelyn

na 3310 camera u use snap dis pix?

babe4chi:

pls i want to see more of that chest region

Idowuogbo: U and 2sexy are id-iots!!

My legs and face the lightest part of my body.

Tell me what's obvious in this pic?

Blawwwdy foooools!

but if na so your nails long reach, i hope say nobody dey share bed with u for nite oh, cos if him try na to wake up with scratches for morning be dat

Idowuogbo: U and 2sexy are id-iots!!

My legs and face the lightest part of my body.

Tell me what's obvious in this pic?

Blawwwdy foooools!

show us those knuckles gal, as the dettol advert says, we want to be absolutely sure