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Step 1= dude u are a man damnit, whenever u meet her smile at her, if u get broken teeth, or dirty teeth or teeth were remain only 20 don't try this
Step2=if she smiles back, say hi, then ask her whether she is on 2go or bbm and her username or pin
Step 3=if step 2 looks tedious, ask her only for her phone number,
Step 4=call her the next day and ask her out
Step 5=take her to a fast food, i repeat fast food, don't go to a bar
Step 6=order something for her and yourself, tell her your mind, and when u are through, take her home
Step 7=if result no comot after three days go see your doctor

a word of advice for those guys, many girls here in nigeria can't cook too, aren't that submissive, love expensive wigs, jewelleries, and clothes, so my advice stick with the devil over there u know, cos its hard seeing angels over here

Seeing Marriage as an achievement is one of the problems we have in nigeria in particular and africa in general, Long african marriages rarely does signify love, sometimes it's because the woman is too afraid to raise her children as a single parent, sometimes it's because the woman is too afraid of going back to her parent's house

my guy i be kidnapper na him make i no fit upload my picture make one of my victims, come notice me inform police, but no trust woman picture were u see online oh, na so i see one girl picture for 2go wan go kill myself, day come reach were we meet, this girl na ugly, dwarf, kleg, qleg, rleg.

i see,

for me, the fidelity bank advert on supersport is the best have seen this year

.why is kcee always dressing like a mechanic who hit the big time?

. Nansense, if u wan go strike abeg,give me that your girlfriend number,i have a christmas gift for her

Rest In Peace Walker,
May your journey to heaven be fast and furious

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.i see, but am second to comment incase them wan give prize make una no forget

aboki na ram, jonathan will not only run in 2015, he will win, so if u are planning to shed blood u better start now

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A lot of men act like they
are doing a woman a
favour by asking for their
hands in marriage but I
Always think of this: She
changes her name, Changes
her home, Leaves her
family, Moves in with you,
Builds a home with you,
Gets pregnant for you, Bears
children for you, Pregnancy
destroys her body, She gets
fat, Almost give up in the
labour room due to the
unexplainable pain, Even
the kids she delivers bear
your name Till the day she
dies, so who is really doing
who a favour ? ? Am just
asking oOo

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u don cry finish?

It works, if u need a love charm, u can contact me, am a love doctor

i see, but why una dey like slaughter ram during sallah, and why una dey like kill cows use do suya, abi cows and rams no be animals #so much for animal rights

all politicians in nigeria whether na PDP or APC or LP are anti-poor, its either jonathan is increasing tariffs on imported vehicles or fashola is banning motorcycles, abeg which of this policies is pro poor? Oshiomole is just like the unlucky thief who got caught, all of them na the same team, dem just the wear different jerseys

let's leave the 1$ theory abeg, even poor men dey spend atleast 500naira(3 to 4usd) daily, but in a village setting, its possible sha, remember say e get people were dey load 100 to 200 naira card for their phone per week, trek go work, and remember say e get people were the earn 5k to 6k a month for their work place, 1$ for 31days =31dollars, which at the exchange rate of 160 is almost 5k and abeg incase this topic reach frontpage remember say na be first to comment oh

illicit: eiyenkorin street = a bird is singing street in ilorin
adigboluja street = roughly means tag wrestlers street, its around berger lagos

lol at tag wrestlers street
Thunder fire devil,
Thank u dani1luv
Thank u seun
Am so happy,
This is my first topic that made frontpage this year
Special mention goes to mesut ozil,who will help us carry the epl this season,
I love u ozil
Also worthy of mention is etisalat
for dashing me free mb that i use to browse,thank u etisalat, and to my long suffering garri republic people, one day we shall be free,
i love u all

drnoel: Really, u think so? I really doubt that. What of if u have been dating the girl for a while?

e no mean

There are some streets were their names were the funny me sha, here in calabar we have
Edibe-Edibe which in efik means hide-hide
Edim otop=rain shots
ikot ekpo=forest of ghosts
ekpo abasi=God's ghost
essien street=outside street
afokang street=you denied street
assim ita street=if u reach ita street
will add others when i remember, abeg make una follow add una own

if only the dead could talk sha.

nothing goes for nothing in this country abeg change the title of this post, to paid people celebrate amaechi's defection to apc, i bet u say if amaechi follow want, him fit rent him own crowd celebrate him divorce with PDP

Preceedo: Yoruba boy No Liver (YBNL). He no want make dem light am na.

i no dey fit quarrel ontop woman mata, na so my life be

drnoel: turn the tables around, put urself in the man´s shoes........... Ehe!!! am sure u see the light now

my guy i no dey fit carry woman mata for head oh, if na me i go allow make the girl answer her call nah

kokoA: Battle of musanga, igodo.

never heard of them, na english epic abi na naija own?

There is this girl i met on monday, at the bank, we gisted and exchanged numbers, so yesterday evening i called her line, and it was a guy that picked the call, men this guy begin dey threaten me say make i no ever call this line again, my guy just dey rake like pikin were dem snatch him toy, i told him to calm down, that i will never call the line again, so later today na him the girl come call me apologise say na so that guy dey like do, i tell am say no problem, my problem been say why some guys dey like wan claim girl were dem never marry put for house, i tire for dis guys oh.

The are moving from pick pockets to full time armed robbers, goodluck to them sha

i see, if them no release my ijaw brother before 4pm, we will wipe benin republic off the world map, #militant mode activated