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1Sharon viewing this topic.
She dey vex because she no get nyansh and her boobs are saggy

rOsy247:
I don't remember you o neither do I know who you are referring to as Mira whatever but all I know is stop derailing this thread. As for referring to yourself as bitter I'll agree because it reflects on your comments. Be healed!!!
Stop derailing this thread.

Secondly, don't vent your bitterness around my moniker, it's not responsible for whatever you are passing through. U are architect of your own misfortunes and no one else, not anyone on nairaland as well.

can we talk privately via mail?
Please there's something I personal I would like us to discuss

ogify1:
FTC dedicated to GCFR!!

if na buhari still dey power dem for lose

LeoDeKing:
Ipob terrorists are illiterates with IQ far below the least intelligent wild beast in the forest.

But they are in town killing educated and intelligent human beings.

this guy, the way you dey take pepper igbos on this forum ehn

OJEROBIN:
PBAT has kick start his move to restore security in the Country.

IPOB is finished

futuremoma34:
You lose a chance to archive your dreams, if you don't try..go out of your comfort zone, get that certificate, keep applying, you will get alots of rejections, but never loose hope, God is so willing yo give us what we want. Pray to him, with patience, preserverance and consistency. And see how things will favor you.

I finished my NYSC at the age of 21, just got a well paying job from an NGO at 32..someone finished at 40 and got a well paying job immediately.

link me to ngo job please

RingRoadMafia:
These are the real daughters, dem dey do BDSM ashawo for Los Angeles

link please

Beremx:

Why is he angry?

under which platform was he elected?

rickpat:
it will be stolen or used to fund the luxurious lifestyle of POLITICANS... I'm sure of that...it's a shame Nigerians will be the ones to always pay the price of suffering

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Exactly my fears brother, knowing how most Nigerians are corrupt, so we ordinary masses lose at both ends

Bobloco:
No money will be saved from subsidy removal


Know this and know peace

exactly my fears

Sermwell:
When Nigerians keep electing stupid leaders, people like us will keep cashing out!!

I have already called my managers to sell at #550 per litre. Whoever cannot afford it should go and sleep!

When I said thiefnubuu's government will be a useless one some hopeless agbado nitwits thought I was joking.

I cashed out during Buhari's useless government, and now it's time to cash out under this corrupt government!

You guys should keep electing them for us! Na una go suffer am

see this useless uniben law student claiming to be a filling station owner.
Foolish Peter obi supporter that thrives on lies and blackmail.
I'll post your pictures soon with a disclaimer

eDarlling:
I am a Meds.
Stop eating garri. It gives acid reflux that lead to bad breath.

rubbish

1Sharon:
Ask her if she's into polyandry.

shut up you this useless and senseless atheist

Vinnie2000:
Lol, this Kolo OP.

I Know he must claim dat the Lady is lightskinned. 😏 😄

MrCork

MechanicMike:
M.O.D FRONT PAGE PLEASE...URGENT!!!

I saw my friends wife in church on Sunday for the first time & I fell in love the moment he introduced me...the problem is she is lightskin & he shouldnt hav bring her to church. I love lightskin women. I can't stop dreaming about her all day. How do I tell her I love her without letting my friend no?

Please help

MrCork you never still tire for this forum?

Drfernandez, dude should get an offer to work with CIA or DSS cos his skills are top notch

tito44:
Common shut it.
Foóls like u always sound stupid trying to make sense

he is right.
Igbos are the main terrorists Tinubu should target cos they will thrive on lies and defamation to rubbish tinubu's Regime.
Na God go punish all of una igbos.
That idiot with moniker successmatters will die an untimely death very soon.
Which 750 fuel did he buy in Mushin when we all know the flat head pig is staying in Owerri.
Fuel increment is mostly in SE and we all know you are all theives.
JaredH please ignore these people

successmatters:
It's N750 at Mushin Lagos now.

igbos. SMH
Na God go punish all of una
Bastards

victorsola:
why all this lies I still bought fuel in my area at 220

that's the work of the opposition, since their hero couldn't become president they now decide to thrive on lies and defamation to rubbish the new President.
Ignore jobless Salamrushdie, he's a jobless slowpoke

rOsy247:
Who's this one?

the guy with numerous monikers that used to cause trouble and clone accounts
You had an account my name mira4u right.
Hope you've changed now cos you used to be a bitter woman

Camoready:
Emefiele pay us our salary oo

as in who.
Memo I just read from Cbn is shocking.
Delay in salary because of glitches from cbn

GamaG:
I BELIEVE BY NOW ALL THE BANKS MIGHT HAVE BEEN CREDITED, CHECK YOUR BALANCE TO VERIFY. ACCESS BANK DIDN'T SEND ME MESSAGE BUT THE MONEY WAS THERE

you've been paid April's salary?

OneTemplate:
Buhari just did not care. Till today I am still astonished at how unprofessionally and cynically he ran Nigeria in direct contravention of best global practices.

Imagine important security agencies and territorial integrity institurions s of Nigeria (the Army) fighting themselves at Buhari's instigation when they should be professional alway in working together and solving dispute amicably and with full recourse to provisions of the rule of law.

I dont even want to think about the worst of it under Buhari. A nightmare TBH.

exactly and his silence and nonchalant attitude made criminals to continue on serial crime cos they know they have impunity as there's a president that doesn't give a damn.
I'm now awaiting how Tinubu will tackle insecurities.
I pray God gives him the grace

ImpregnaTor:
I pray it shrinks to zero!

All our states need to have a real and functional economy that can generate revenue huge enough to fund infrastructural development and other things.

I'm not a fan of this breastfeeding system of government; how can we become a developed country with this system?

your father.
Back to sender

Parachoko:
The Federation Account Allocation Committee (FAAC) shared N655.932 billion among the three tiers of government in April 2023, a decrease compared to the previous months.
The decline in allocation was primarily due to decreases in petroleum profit tax, company income tax, import and excise duties, oil and gas royalties, as well as a marginal decrease in value-added tax (VAT) and electronic money transfer levies (EMTL).

Nigeria’s oil production dropped by 2% in March 2023 compared to February, but overall, crude oil production in Q1 2023 showed a significant improvement compared to the previous year.
A communique issued by the Federation Account Allocation Committee FAAC in its latest meeting on Friday said it shared a sum of N655.932 billion among the three tiers of government in April 2023.

The figure compares with N714.629 billion shared in March and N722.677 billion shared in February 2023. The Federal Government had the biggest draw from the account (56%), the 37 State Governments (24%), the 774 Local Governments (20%), and other relevant agencies in the country.

The month-on-month decline is traceable to a significant decrease in petroleum profit tax (PPT), company income tax, import and excise duties, and oil and gas royalties, also a marginal decrease in VAT and EMTL.

The major drivers of the account are made up of five items which are: gross statutory revenue (GSR), Value Added Tax (VAT), exchange gain (EG), electronic money transfer levies (EMTL), and augmentation from forex equalization account.

Many States rely solely on FAAC allocations to run their states with very minimal Internally Generated Revenue (IGR). Based on the 2022 Budget report, states like Lagos Rivers Kaduna and Ebonyi have comparatively limited dependence on federally distributed revenue for their operations.


In contrast, states like Benue, Taraba, Adamawa, Yobe and Bayelsa either need to work harder on growing their Internally Generated Revenue considering the size of their operating expenses or work on pruning their operating expenses.

Based on data from the National Upstream Petroleum Regulatory Commission (NUPRC), Nigeria’s oil production dropped month on month, down 2% to 1.517 million barrels per day (mbpd), in March 2023, from 1.547mbpd recorded in February 2023.

The nation’s output had risen by 3.5% in February 2023 to 1.54mbpd from 1.494mbpd recorded in January. Nigeria produced about 70% of its 1.8mbpd OPEC quota in Q1 2023. Despite the March drop, the Q1 performance is a significant improvement in crude oil production from last year when production was at an all-time low.

When compared with the country’s budget benchmark, actual crude oil production in Q1 2023 was c.75.6% of the 1.69mbpd day in the 2023 budget.


https://nairametrics.com/2023/05/23/the-federation-common-purse-monthly-sharing-faac-is-shrinking/

655 billion is big.
There was a month it declined low to 500 billion

lhordspy:
Very nice.

The era of government agencies behaving anyhow, unprincipled and sordidly are over. We now have a proactive government, who is anything but nonchalant nor 'deaf', that can take control and will take control of the country.

The days of unchecked bad policies, unruly behaviours from governmental organisations and agencies are over.

Let it be known, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu is incharge not deciding-cabal.

omo tinubu is actively working oooo unlike buhari that was just plain dumb

cyborg123:

Or the presidency expresses shock at the conflict between two key security agencies.

olatade:
This is what I voted for honestly. In those days you will be hearing 'I am not aware'

Or I heard it and I was so surprised like this one below
https://www.nairaland.com/5656908/activities-bandits-surprised-me-buhari

Edipet:
29+ , B.Eng

Same with you.
Though mine is Bsc Ed and I'm 30.
Edidiong by name.
God shall see us through.
If your immunity is strong get Xasten sha e dey work but side effects dey

Angelfrost:
You are going do this for another 8 years?!! Insulting and fighting everyone who criticizes the president from APC?!!!

Na wa o!!!

Is this really a fruitful and fulfilling job?!!!

i supported Obi but had no choice than to stand with President Bola Ahmed Tinubu as soon as he was sworn in.
I've never been an apc supporter.
This is my first time because we Nigerians trust in Tinubu, He is our messiah and the hope of Nigerians, he shall rule over us for ever and we Nigerians shall serve him.
He did it by transforming Lagos and we all saw it, he shall do it again by transforming Nigeria and lead us to Canaan

Edipet:
it's easier to loose weight than to gain weight. Mine is pathetic, I'm too tiny, too gain weight I need rest of mind and money. But to loose weight you need just exercise, checkmate what you eat, stress, water and have something to worry about, that is easier. But to gain weight money, rest of mind which are not easy to get

what's your age and qualification?

Octopusssy:
Confusion everywhere. Nigerians brace yourselves for tough days ahead because we are our own worst enemies. See the speed at which these hopeless marketers and filling stations began hoarding fuel. Before we blame the government, let us look inwards. Nigerians are terrible and greedy

Ishilove keep quiet, I know you're an obidingbat