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Nairaland General › Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Ebenezer2021(m): 9:56pm On Nov 20, 2020
OdefaGirl:
Elaborate please
if you decapitate it without first Killing it then the head you detached would be faster than a speeding bullet and would use it's last venom and attached itself/mouth to your skin and you know the rest
Nairaland General › Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Ebenezer2021(m): 9:53pm On Nov 20, 2020
fados4sure:
Next time don't cut a snake head to avoid story that touch
tell me what we don't know
Nairaland General › Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Ebenezer2021(m): 9:53pm On Nov 20, 2020
Killermamba:
This snake is not dangerous their venom is not potent to humans, this particular one , its often mistaken for green mamba
the stuff dey plenty for my house but it looks harmless despite when my neighbor warned me that their venom is deadly
Nairaland General › Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Ebenezer2021(m): 9:48pm On Nov 20, 2020
ethicallyright:
That's a Philothamnus semivariegatus or an African Bush Snake in common parlance(100% sure). Totally harmless reptile, absolutely slender and royal. It feeds on lizards and rats after constricting them .

It was not worth the kill but it's okay not to take chances as a person who has limited enthusiasm about snakes.


SEUN, your site is under attack.
it is so numerous in my compound and they told me it's so venomous
Nairaland General › Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Ebenezer2021(m): 9:45pm On Nov 20, 2020
etrange:
Lol... people have gotten used to "green snake in a green grass". Now, green snakes have changed strategy! It's now "green snake in green trousers". Updaters of English language, take note!

The snake is harmless though.
it's venomous
Nairaland General › Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Ebenezer2021(m): 9:45pm On Nov 20, 2020
luminouz:
This snake is harmless.

It is non venomous. I have seen it many times and you know its docile by the fact that it doesn't assume a threatening pose but a curiously calm one..

They even come close to me and play with me. I have been feeding them with fish guts and such. You can even go ahead and pet their heads and if you listen closely,you will hear their answering clicks of contentment....


Dont kill it next time, Pat Its head.
now true is this cos the stuff boku for my house and I thought it's venomous
Nairaland General › Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Ebenezer2021(m): 9:44pm On Nov 20, 2020
Playthepianos:
Such a beautiful creature - but deadly.
but someone said it doesn't have poison
Romance › Re: My Relationship Is Being Affected Because Of My Low Income. by Ebenezer2021(m): 9:39pm On Nov 20, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
Which contribution did our grandmother's make except having kids, managing the home front and being submissive? We can do that as well.

Did they have to take up jobs and businesses to support the home? Wasn't that entirely resting on the man?
the world has changed and with this mentality of yours you'll have to stay long before you get a simp for marriage.
The house chores you are good at could actually be done by the housemaid while you go out and also hustle and bring money home.
Men don wise up and no man needs a liability anymore.
Politics › Re: Victor Ndoma-Egba’s Wife Dies In An Accident by Ebenezer2021(m): 4:07pm On Nov 20, 2020
StagethemTVee:
So sad. I lost my dad on Sunday and have been so crushed
illness?
Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy: Dewy, My Lesbian Daughter, I'm Grateful – (Photos) by Ebenezer2021(m): 3:26pm On Nov 20, 2020
Canberra55:
What language did you study at school?
chai omo see English you go fear ni cheesy
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Ebenezer2021(m): 2:22pm On Nov 20, 2020
Na who be these guys dey spam this thread like this with scam odds
Romance › Re: My Relationship Is Being Affected Because Of My Low Income. by Ebenezer2021(m): 2:14pm On Nov 20, 2020
TheLionofLasigi:
Break up with her, save some money, learn, research and venture into agriculture, increase earnings and reduce spending(live like a poor man), buy government bonds and some Bitcoin, buy some rice when it's cheap and sell during December, reinvest the profit and repeat until you're a rice oligarch in your area, do the same for Palm oil and other commodities....and when you're rich enough take the first flight out here. Then you can marry.
this sums it all.
God bless you for this post
Romance › Re: My Relationship Is Being Affected Because Of My Low Income. by Ebenezer2021(m): 2:10pm On Nov 20, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
But... that's what marriage should be nah. Is it because economy is bad that's why you guys are shifting goal post? Did our mothers and grandmothers not get married to go and enjoy life? Why is our own going to be different?
the point is that you should also contribute to the marriage and stop being a leech
Politics › Re: Three PDP Govs Negotiate With APC As Others Reassure Party - Thisday by Ebenezer2021(m): 2:04pm On Nov 20, 2020
helinues:
Pdp, Die die die

Jegudu jera party
it's sad that you're over 40 years yet you still reason politics as a kid forgetting that these two dumb platforms are composed of the same clueless corrupt miscreants.
Politics › Re: 19-Year-Old Suspected Robber Arrested With Dummy Gun In Lagos (Photo) by Ebenezer2021(m): 11:31am On Nov 20, 2020
mansakhalifa:
I see you reason through your an*s...

No problem.

If the kid feels so badly about the economic conditions in the country, then he should summon up enough cojones to go and rob the same politicians formulating the bad economic policies.

But what has he done here?? He has gone and inflicted more hardship on his fellow "common men". Now, that's utter foolishness.

You want to become an activist, then start using your brain for a change and stop sounding like someone who can barely think with his mental faculty.

Many of you try to sound smart at every turn but end up showing us how d*mb you really are. S#it!

Don't get me angry, man. And did you just call a 19 year-old a juvenilehuh!
Clearly the government failed you all in the area of education.
you sound so frustrated and I still can how viral the buhari effect has spread like wildfire and You're not exempted cos from your response it's obvious you find it hard to provide a three square meal.
Channel your anger to the man in Aso Rock you voted in 2015 and revoted in 2019 and enjoy the dividends of your franchise grin
Cc LZAA Imhotep
Politics › Re: UK Petrol Car Ban Threatens Nigeria’s Oil Sales by Ebenezer2021(m): 11:28am On Nov 20, 2020
Dedetwo:
Most Africans are dunces. The Biden in US had hinted 2025 as the time to phase out petrol-powered vehicles in US yet most foolish Nigerians want such person in power. When will African learn how to play politics?
God bless you for this
Politics › Re: 19-Year-Old Suspected Robber Arrested With Dummy Gun In Lagos (Photo) by Ebenezer2021(m): 11:06am On Nov 20, 2020
Economy hard, better free the guy cos Buhari's policies forced the juvenile to go beyond boundaries
Politics › Re: Crude In Commercial Quantity Discovered In Benue Trough – NNPC by Ebenezer2021(m): 11:03am On Nov 20, 2020
[s]
omenka:
See ehn, the illiteracy that abounds here makes one wonder, honestly.
[/s] shut up.
Even you and your hypocritic conscience can attest that you barely even knew what Benue trough was all about.
you just rushed and copied the article and posted here cos you thought it was Benue state not until you were enlightened through other people's comment.
Ode
Politics › Re: Crude In Commercial Quantity Discovered In Benue Trough – NNPC by Ebenezer2021(m): 11:00am On Nov 20, 2020
Kingzy4pep:
Benue trough is not benue state. It's a geological structure.. It stretches from the SW to NE region of Nigeria and even beyond.
yeah thanks, after Seunmsg informed me, I went to Wikipedia and was enlightened.
thanks
Politics › Re: The Only South-easterner In Aso Villa Is A Photographer - Senator Abaribe by Ebenezer2021(m): 10:57am On Nov 20, 2020
Dizzyrascal:
President : NW Muslim
Senate President : NE Muslim
INEC Chairperson : NW Muslim
Speaker of the House of Reps : SW Muslim
Chief of Air Staff : NE Muslim
Minister of Defence : NW Muslim
Chief of Army Staff : NE Muslim
Inspector General of Police : NC Muslim
National Security Adviser : NE Muslim
Dir. of National Intelligence Agency : NW Muslim
Dir. General SSS : NW Muslim
Comptroller General of Immigration : NW Muslim
Comptroller General of Customs : NW Muslim
Comptroller General of Civil Defence : NW Muslim
Comptroller General of Nigerian Immigration Services : N Muslim
Acting Chairman of EFCC : NE Muslim
Chief Justice of the Federation : NE Muslim
Code of Conduct Head : NE Muslim
Managing Director of Ports Authority : NW Muslim
NIMASA : N Muslim
NNPC Managing Director : NE Muslim
Minister of Education : NE Muslim
National Universities Commission : NW Muslim
JAMB : SW Muslim
the Jamb boss make sense even though he's a Yoruba Muslim, I think that's the only best appointment that Buhari has selected since he stepped in 2015
Politics › Re: The Only South-easterner In Aso Villa Is A Photographer - Senator Abaribe by Ebenezer2021(m): 10:53am On Nov 20, 2020
okeyglm:
we can never vote for APC
we?
Just a few cups of rice and a litre of kerosene few days to election then our youths would still sell their future to satisfy their belly not minding the personality or platform the person is contesting
Islam › Re: Islamic Ruling On Keeping Dogs by Ebenezer2021(m): 10:04am On Nov 20, 2020
doffman:
Islam touches every aspect of life ... So happy to be a Muslim.
so happy to be a part of a religion that has almost destroyed this country and the world at large?
So you're proud to have Shekau and ISIS as your "brethren in the lord"
Politics › Re: Crude In Commercial Quantity Discovered In Benue Trough – NNPC by Ebenezer2021(m): 9:57am On Nov 20, 2020
Veqtor:
In ur left mind now, govt will leave Benue oil for you pple?...

It's like you don't know what parasitism is.

Already Fulani ppl are trying to displace indigenes of Benue...so dey can take over.

When dey said dey discovered oil in “Commercial value” ... what do u think dey mean?

Or u didn't read d part where dey said dey are trying to hit 40 billion barrrels

Keep dreaming..
how about Zamfara government that has already built gold reserve and warned FG to stay out cos it belongs to them?
The commerical value kill them there.
bunch of parasitic leeches.
Politics › Re: Crude In Commercial Quantity Discovered In Benue Trough – NNPC by Ebenezer2021(m): 9:53am On Nov 20, 2020
seunmsg:
Btw, Benue trough is not Benue state. You guys should stop confusion the two.
Yeah you're right.
I just confirmed it.
Thanks.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benue_Trough
Politics › Re: FG, Governors Blame #EndSARS Protests, Banditry For Hike In Food Prices by Ebenezer2021(m): 9:41am On Nov 20, 2020
can you imagine?
cc LZAA Imhotep make una follow me come see this rubbish
Politics › Re: Crude In Commercial Quantity Discovered In Benue Trough – NNPC by Ebenezer2021(m): 9:39am On Nov 20, 2020
omenka:
Is my being Yoruba the reason you are living such a life of hopelessness and destitution?

The thread has NOTHING to do with Yoruba or any tribe for that matter, but since your brain has been so bastardized by hate and bigotry, you simply can't bring it to think about any other form of engagement.

I pity your family and your neighbors.

Spits.
MsAllison your friend has broken rule 2 embarassed
Politics › Re: Crude In Commercial Quantity Discovered In Benue Trough – NNPC by Ebenezer2021(m): 9:32am On Nov 20, 2020
seunmsg:
Great development. Crude oil will continue to be relevant in the world for years to come.
Gandollaar:
Now you are talking omenka! No place like home.
Congrats to the thieves in government!
well the crude oil there belongs to the people of Benue.
Resource control has already started.
The Federal Government should take their eyes off it cos it belongs to the TIVs and the Idomas
Politics › Re: Crude In Commercial Quantity Discovered In Benue Trough – NNPC by Ebenezer2021(m): 9:29am On Nov 20, 2020
[s]
Kyase:
e be like say you no understand wetin I dey talk
[/s] shatap.
We don't need your sarcasm
Politics › Re: #EndSARS: Tinubu Justifies Use Of Force On Protesters by Ebenezer2021(m): 8:03am On Oct 21, 2020
lekbel09:
it won't be well with you and your generation yet unborn for supporting impunity and mass genocide. You this beggar fool
bastard stop typing behind the keypad and come out and protest, I assure you you'll be brought back to your poor and useless parents In a body bag and I will even make sure you ain't buried but cremated cos your type is a disgrace to humanity.
Oponu
Politics › Re: #EndSARS: Tinubu Justifies Use Of Force On Protesters by Ebenezer2021(m): 8:00am On Oct 21, 2020
sweetrace:
Pure nonsense! Do you live here? Why are the hoodlums at Lekki Toll gate? They can go to the government offices to go and protest and leave us alone! They are protesting what? Can they not articulate what they want? They said no more SARS and they got that. without any hesitation. They were still at the toll gate saying no more SARS. Smh!!!!!!!!!
God bless you my sister for this post.
May you live long to reap the fruits of your labor.
@ folake4u this lady I'm quoting is one among the few intelligent ladies we have here in Nigeria.
you folake should be ashamed of yourself.

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