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Learn1:
I’m single and alone. Wrong thread.
Btw hit me up if you need a gist partner. WhatsApp

gist partner kwa? This one is bored already.
No worry dem go soon lift lockdown so u go commot for House.

IME1:
rip to the senior brother of chief daddy

I like the way his brother acted chief daddy
do you remember that part of the film after he finished talking with his lawyer played by RMD and he was going up the stairs he faded out

May he rest in peace, and may God grant comfort to his family and loved ones

haba I'm not understanding oh.
The op says he's the one that acted chief Daddy.
Which one is dead exactly?
Chief Daddy or the elder brother?

iyatrustee:
The first picture attached is Taiwo Obileye's. Yomi the deceased is his elder brother.

Op,kindly correct the error.

the first picture is still the same person ni.
No difference or do they resemble each other like that ni?

trudpo:
RIP Chief daddy

he was even dead in that movie sef.
See as him relatives dey fight on top his wealth

Is this not Chief daddy?

Even Akwa Ibom state has paid and this is the first time they've paid this early.
My fear is that around June, states may likely not receive any allocation from FAAC due to the collapse in oil price and crash in economy.
May God save the nation.

Angelacruz:
Very funny

did u read the part she said her bf takes her to the bush for sex??
Laugh wan kill me die

BadRadio:

is this Willy willy?

maya007:
Just saw vidoes of dubai celebrating there country being safe how true is it pls?

I pray we also celebrate too in Jesus' name. Amen

Salmom:
Lord Shiva will keep protecting me

who is lord Shiva?

Audio coronavirus

properties4sale:
Hello all,

Please who has used this mini arctic air conditioner please!!

I am about purchasing it and need honest reviews about it from people who have used/are using it.

Thank you very much.

how much is it?

ludd2018:
Afonja spotted. Go look for Oduduwa.

the okoro he mentioned gave him out.
We all known it's Yoruba's that refers to Igbos as "Awon Okoros" copying from their master tinubu

Angelacruz:
Hahhahaa...it means BIG DICK

lol akponmfet is not an akwa ibomite, he's just using the moniker to cause division. He's also operating the moniker ekpeitit
He's a Yoruba Muslim an APC zombie.
How far na? How are u coping with the lockdown

IYANGBALI:
This girl is fokn ugly and her breasts don fall like naira

you still dey alive?
Where you keep vickyrotex and osusumustflow

kvngmaxy:
nlders abeg what specie of snake is this.

I thought their tails do sting?
Why are you touching it?

ChristianNorth:
Stop lying, no part of Lagos classifies Edo as part of the East.

Be guided

you're dead wrong. Even Lagosians regard Edo people as igbo.
See this guys quote below

mastertunji:
I concur! As a Lagosian by origin and residence, I have realised that Lagosians always mind their biz. The traffic jam is also inevitable. Let me add some points:

(1) Most Yoruba Lagosians, especially conductors market women expect U to understand and speak Yoruba. Conductors in commercial buses speak Yoruba to passengers, unmindful of d fact that that not everybody speaks Yoruba.

(2) If U are not a Yoruba nor Hausa, Yoruba Lagosians call U "IBO". They don't want to know whether U are from South-south or Southeast. They also tag U an Hausa if U are from d North.

cc thevictoroba

eleazon:
Some of us in the academia have not even been paid by Federal Government for three months running

blame ASUU for their disobedience and obstinacy to need to FG's directives.
Go enroll into IPPIS una no gree.
Well you guys should enjoy it while it lasts.

gidgiddy:
Maybe it should be called Oyono State

do you even know whats the meaning of oyono and where it was derived from?
Please face your Igbo issues and leave akwa/cross thread alone.

Marine54:
SHUT UP YOU BACKWARDS DUNCE ! I am from Akwa IBOM, ANNANG TRIBE, we stand with the ibos........

audio annang man

Akponmfet:
No we can not stand you because you are very annoying and insulting. You think you are the best when in fact you are scums of the earth.You insult the Hausas yet millions of you go and live in the North,you insult the Yorubas daily yet millions of you live in Lagos, you hate the Niger Delta people yet you want to put them in your Biafra because they have oil and sea. Millions of Niger Delta people died last time because of your stupid Biafra war. You are a despicable group of people and we in the Niger Delta especially Akwa Ibom know all your silly tricks.If we didn't have oil and sea you wouldn't want us in your Biafra,yet you bring nothing to the table.What would an Ibibio man gain from forming Biafra with owo Uneghe?
We have oil and sea and we are more developed, what do you have? Nothing.
Abeg carry una wahala go,we are not your brothers and we are not your friends. We don't trust Uneghe.For your information, other tribes don't like you because of your criminal behavior not because you are better than anyone. Take note.

I'm sure u asked and akwa ibom person the meaning of your moniker before putting it up here.

Finstar:
Op is a scammer, a big-time amateur scammer. I'm a freelance writer and I know how I started. I started with Tecno Y6.. Yes, I can never forget that phone and that was 5 years ago.

That phone gave me enough money to start a blog, buy a system, and I'm getting bigger by the day.

Laptop is not your problem. You just lack ideas and I doubt if you're really what you claim to be.

What you can't achieve with your phone, you can't achieve it with a system.

I see so many people talk about how computer is stopping them from blowing. But when they finally get it, it becomes a DVD player and for games.

Send him money or laptop at your own risk.. He will end up selling that laptop at computer village.

Scammers full Nairaland these days. Tuah!

can you please teach me how to start freelancing with phone?
I write articles.
I use a techno tablet

Professorcplus:
Why always sex, rape and incest confession . Mine is different from them but let me share it.

During uni days I met a very close course mate. We practically do everything together but soon drifted apart because he wasn't serious minded. We were to write a practical programming course which he never for once practiced for. On the day of exam, the invigilator lucky placed us in the same row. 10min into the exam I already finish coding but I looked at his computer screen and all I could see was errors. He was visibly shaking.

I have warned him to read and practiced but he never seems to care. Him problem not mine. I got up and decided to leave the hall. But I thought what would I gain from my actions. I told him not to submit on his computer and I did another coding for him and submitted through my computer. I did some computer stuff like change of IP, time etc.

After the exam he thanked me but still unserious guy. The lecturer later busted those who helped someone. How he managed not to find out amazes me. I risk been rusticated on top one unserious friend

hmmm your moniker says it all.
C + + java

CapedBaldy:
When I was like 8 or 9 I heard some people talking in the next compound. I hardly hear people living there so I took a big stone like a quarter of a brick and threw it over the fence. I ran as fast as I could and I was hearing people shouting " you want to kill someone abi?". The climbed the fence and asked the other kids in the compound who threw the stone but they said I had ran away so they left. I still wonder why I did that.

lmao

Auladimeji1:
I withdrew 30k from my mum's bank last year with her ATM,my cousin took the blame on my behalf

I took a car from Oshodi to Kuto(Abeokuta) without paying Fare and I also took a bus from Arena(Oshodi) to Adigbe(Abeokuta) without paying Fare

I do transfer airtime from my grandpa's phone to mine

mine is loading airtime from my dad's bank account and transferring it to my number countless times.
I recently became remorseful of recent and repented.

pmoye:
When I was serving in the North years ago, my stockbroker mistakenly transferred N3.4 m to my bank account. I was waiting for him to call or something, he never did. Neither was it reversed by the bank. That evening I called him and told him what had happened. The second day I went to the bank to return the money to him.

Whether it was right or wrong to have done so (according to street-smartness) I wouldn't know; but then I wanted to build wealth that I could confidently say was cleanly mine.

how much were u given as reward for honesty?

GuestLog:
My best friend found my ex I've lost contact with and decided to sleep with her before telling me he got in touch with her. My other closest friend had a fall out with the first friend and decided to share the secret with me. I didn't react.

Instead the next week, I travelled to Abuja and told his present girlfriend I was in town and we planned to meet (the only girl he ever loved and swore to marry). That day eh! I lashed day light out of that girl and realised why he loved her. she was really sweet. So, I stayed a week and lashed her everyday till I returned back to my state. Till date, I never told anyone what I did.

MODIFIED:
Some have asked why I had to revenge since she was an ex?

We didn't break up officially. We lost contact after a massive riot in the north. Though I gave up the idea of ever finding her, I never stopped talking about how lovely it would be to reconnect with her. He found her after 7 years.

this is deep
Angelacruz I'd like you to read this.