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remsonik:
She loves her life na. The life she's living and how she's living it

Do u love ya own life?

When I visit people's profile, mostly the females. I read on their status, "I love my life". Almost everyone of them has this phrase and I'm like "who doesn't love his/her life?" Is it that the person chatting with them might be evil or what? Or they expect them to read their message before chatting with them?

I'm trying to get the deep meaning of what "I love my life" means , especially if you find it on a lady's profile status.

Who can give me an answer?

Mehn! who ever have that contract of decorating the place don HAMMER!!!

[quote author=ChiefS post=34170812]I'm both a lecturer and a pastor.As a pastor can't remember any much exposure to seduction but as a lecturer a good number of times. The weak students think they can pass by seduction or notice me attitude. While I ignored them most often. I have had cause to scold some at one time or the other.


please can you throw more light on the bolded, as in what tactics have they implored to get your attention

have u seen where beautiful ladies on sexy clothes are in the front pews? Only a strong pastor would concentrate on his sermon.

In a country like Nigeria where everything seems to be falling apart and those responsible are ............................


Finish the statement as i'm yet to find a suitable line.

Bigcake:
are you a gay?

Sorry to disappoint you dude, but I'm straight. Look for the guy next door

EggovinMma:
Are you the op?
What's your business with the direction to which I choose to argue my point?

I am the OP. And here is my judgement: she is permitted to deviate as long as harassment is involved. Gbam!!!

nuradeen011:
The ranking is
1. Lecturers
2. Doctors
3. Soldiers
4. Pastors
5. Nairalanders lolz

I need only 3 names for the nairalanders

To come pray no be by force, but to pass exam na another story be that o!

What's that song again by, is it azees or who sef where the chorus was "excuse me sir, I don't know what to do"

These expose kwa?

I do to the women who deserves it

maybe you always go and fetch water wearing only a boxer. Thats what she is starring at, not your face dude.

come Onipan na!!!! safe ko.........danger ni

Na dis one dem go quick put for front page. shior

[quote author =tayebest post=34139409]I forsee change coming! Flying High High!![/quote]

Its the internet sensation which has got millions of children trying to summon DEMONS to help them solve a variety of quandaries

The Charlie Charlie Challenge is a cheaper version of a ouija board that needs just two pencils and a piece of paper.

Originating from Mexico, you balance one pencil across the other before chanting "Charlie, Charlie can we play?"

If Charlie - a supposed ancient evil spirit - arrives then the top pencil spins on the other.

You then ask a question and the pencil will usually move into a section of the paper, which is divided into yes or no, to give an answer.

The problem with opening yourself up to demonic activity is that it opens a window of possibilities which is not easily closed
Father Stephen McCarthy.

The original Central American version involves six pencils placed into the shape of a rectangle with the two ends either rolling away - meaning Charlie is not there - or inward, meaning Charlie is there.

When the players want to finish they must chant: "Charlie, Charlie can we stop?" and then drop a pencil on the floor to break contact.

Harmless fun to pass the time?

Not according to Catholic priest Father Stephen McCarthy from Philadelphia in the United States.

He wrote in a letter to a local school: "There is a dangerous game going around on social media which openly encourages impressionable young people to summon demons.

"I want to remind you all there is no such thing as 'innocently playing with demons'.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11628862/What-is-the-Charlie-Charlie-Challenge.html

Bigcake:
My guy, that isn't a typo but a grammatical error.

whatever!

hope they have APC delegation waiting to receive them when they get there

Bigcake:
The mistake you made was that you actually went for a "bell" and not "bail". Bell makes more noise when being gingle aggressively especially in a police post. Next time go for bail because it is free.

yeah right, like you didn't know it was typographical error

Simple: It was all a hoax. The girl might not be involved in the plan, but surely they know some guy would like to play the hero. Hell! this may not be the first time its happening.

the spirit behind SEX can be likened to that of ''LEGIONS''. Its so powerful the only way to stop it is by God's grace. Humanly impossible if you ask me.

I'm still trying personally, but it always comes back 10-fold.

God help us!

Yeah thats the school i graduated from. See lions and lionesses !!! but wait o! Nepa was a global thing na

what about their dp having the following messages:

1. He is Lord
2. I love my Life
3. Able God
4. Na Godwin
5.God first
6. God is good
7. God is able
8. Awesome God

Ifeanyi Ubah's Capital Oil and Gas released a statement this evening saying it is releasing 13 million litres this night, which is about 400 trucks of petroleum products to ease the fuel scarcity that Nigeria is currently facing. They said they will release an additional 53 million litres in a few days. Read the statement below...
On Saturday 16th May 2015, we received an SMS ordering the suspension of loading activities in all depots from Monday 18th May 2015. We later realized that this directive was as a result of unpaid funds owed to transporters by oil marketers who in turn are owed by the Federal Government.
This development has resulted in immense hardship to our fellow country men and women. We believe that a better solution can be pursued towards solving this problem in a way that does not adversely affect our dear citizens. Capital Oil and Gas has watched with so much pain, the suffering and hardship our citizens have been subjected to as a result of scarcity of petrol, diesel, aviation fuel and house hold kerosene.

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Our citizens have left their homes and are now sleeping in fuel stations,facing the risk of robbery attacks and other attendant risk. In a few days’ time, a new government headed by General Muhamadu Buhari will be sworn in. Apart from our citizens being unable to watch the handover on television and unavailability of transportation for attendees of this historic handover, the resulting chaos from this scarcity may shutdown the Nation and sabotage the efforts Nigeria has made to attain greater heights.

We are constrained at this point and have decided that two wrongs cannot make a right. We will not be part of this sabotage against our fatherland. Therefore from this minute, we shall take the risk of opening our facilities and commence swift loading and distribution of products Nationwide. Our facility has the capacity to load over 13 million litres of product before dawn.

This comes to approximately 400 trucks of petroleum products. With this act, it is our belief that once again our citizens will begin to smile, return to normal family and work life. We call on other petroleum marketers to follow suit and save our Nation from this impending economic and social crisis. This is a period that requires patriotism and service to fatherland. Let’s join hands to help our fellow citizens and save Nigeria. We also call on striking bodies to call off the strike action. Let us work together for the betterment of our people. As we brief you this moment, our truck park, port reception facilities and our depot complex have been ordered opened.

We are ordering and resuming discharge of products from vessels at our berths. We have ordered our trucks to commence loading of products and move overnight to every state of the Federation. Most importantly, we wish to use this medium to thank NNPC and PPMC for their steadfastness in ensuring the availability of petroleum products. Current PPMC stock level in our storage tanks and buffer stock on vessels awaiting discharge at our jetty is capable of meeting the Nation’s need for 15 days. Furthermore, we wish to emphasis that we have a total solution to the traffic menace on the oshodi apapaexpressway.

In the coming weeks, we hope to engage the Federal Government (Federal Ministry of Transport), Lagos State Government and other stakeholders in the affected area, to optimally utilize our truck park facilities which has the capacity to accommodate over 1,100 trucks per time and 5,000 on a shift basis. Capital Oil and Gas continues to appeal to Nigerians to accept and support deregulation as this will curb corruption, enhance competition, lead to reduction of pump price for petroleum products and ensure constant supply to meet Nigeria’s demand. Long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Dr. Patrick Ifeanyi Ubah
Managing Director/CEO Capital Oil and Gas Industries Limited Lagos,
Sunday 24th May 2015.
Posted by Linda Ikeji at 9:44 PM

We all know how Naija higher institutions are, especially when it comes to female students seducing male lecturers. Well not in all cases because the lecturers themselves are guilty of threatening a female student unless she sleeps with him. And i ends in fornication.

On the other hand we have pastors. Well i will call most fake. These are people who meet female members of the church whether it is for special anointing or breakthrough, and most times it ends up with either the pastor getting seduced or him initiating it. Whichever the case, it ends up with the same result. fornication.

These two professions are somewhat similar because these daughters of eve comes to them with their problems, hoping to get answers, but my question is: of the two professions which is the lesser evil?

And to their wives, i always wonder how they deal with these issues knowing fully well the dangers their husbands are facing at their work places. Either they accept it or find ways to curb it by monitoring or close-marking them or being with them ( this is easy for the pastor's wives ). But personally i think lecturers are more at risk especially those in the social sciences.

What's your take?

Our moderators dem too like women. any story about fine woman , gbam!! na front page

But seriously this sound very easy on paper compared to practicing it. I have a problem finding the right niche to start with.

ylordy:
Nigerian student Ufot Ekong has broken a 50 year
record in Japan after graduating with a first class
degree and best overall student from Tokai
University in Tokyo Japan.
Ufot Ekong and his awards
The talented student graduated from the university
with a first class degree in robotics and electrical
engineering.
This is the first time a Nigerian could achieve such
success since 1965, Nigerian Bulletin reports.
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It was also gathered that Ufot won Japanese language
award for foreigners and solved a mathematical
equation that could not be solved 30 years ago in his
first semester.
Utof is receiving his award
Asides from studying hard and paying himself for the
education, Ufot works at Nissan. He has already
made two patented products. Recently, he developed
an electric car that could go as fast as 128 kilometers
per hour.
Ufot’s mum and electric car
Asides from being a Saxophone master, the young
Nigerian speaks English, Yoruba, French, Japanese.
Undoubtedly, bright future is waiting for Ufot Ekong,
who made the nation proud.
Earlier this year, we reported about a 17-year-old
high school senior who also achieved unbelievable
success when he was accepted by eight of the most
prestigious universities in the world.
Your.source:naij.com

just like asari dokubo said ''if the person is from the eastern part, and did a god thing they will say nigerian. But if it is a bad news, they will say he is an ibo man. Well from the name of this person, na akwa ibom boy him be.

If i have a blog, Can i direct traffic to it the same way i would do to my account on cleanfiles?