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PerfectlyPerfect: almost all the girls I've dated were the ones to woo me. its kinda fun buh sometimes I wonder if its spiritual. I meet a gurl today and next week, she's telling me how she has fallen in love wit me

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Yeah even presently there is this chick who is also part of Gym and Aerobics class I do attend. She is always making side comments to get my attention during the class. Once in a while she would offer to give me a lift after work-out. I'm yet to give her the attention she is looing for i.e. asking for her number, pin or where she stays.

by staying indoors and playing PS3

chucksbadt: Am a corper currently serving in a remote village in Osun state, am from Anambra state and currently i know just the greetings in yourba like ;

Good morning! Ek'aro
Good afternoon! Ek'asan
Good evening! Ek'ale

I want to learn slangs, would really appreciate it if anyone can help me out

How can you learn it if you are spelling yourba instead of Yoruba.

lalasticlala: serious? lol counting ur money?

Yeah shit happened last week at ikeja. I used a firstbank atm card on a gtbank atm machine. I didn't realize until I got to the office to realize I was short changed.

I withdrew N5,000.00 I got N4,000.00 instead. Henceforth I count my money

PastorAIO: I didn't ask you any question and it's no skin off my nose if you answer my imaginary question or not. I'm just irritated by the way people like you duck and dive when you are faced with points that expose the duplicity that you harbour.

If you cannot answer my question then buzz off!!!

PastorAIO: He didn't ask you WHO can answer the question. He asked you who wrote the New testament and what the difference between it and the old testament is. You see how people fail exams.

Answer these questions for me, if you do i'll answer yours. Was Moses and rest of the prophets and every events that happened in the Bible fiction?

tola9ja: who write the new testament and what is the different between new testament and old testament

Even a secondary student can answer your question....................wait let me get someone from SS class.. , no offence but your question is too lame

ifaoni: mo ti gbo.. Buy your cheap datas wt bonus. Check my signature.

I don't need your Advert bro

mployer: Bro something else happened to your money. ATM doesn't make mistake

Then please.............please explain this one to me. It wasn't even up to 30minutes that i discovered it. If it was at the end of he day i would have doubted, since i might have used some of the money.

I was one of those mocking those who count their money after withdrawing from the ATM machine, because I believe its a programmed machine. But just this morning I used the GTbank ATM located at Opebi (one close to the MTN office). I chose the N5,000.00 option and I collected my money and into my wallet it went. At the office i decided to send someone to make deposit for me and I discovered it was N4,000.00 because that was the only money i put in my wallet. Is it jazz or what? because this aint the first time i'm using the ATM machine.

tola9ja: please explain the verse he said he dose not bring peace but sword is that not voilence

lol.....that's why the Bible wasn't meant to be read like novels so that people like you don't read the words literally. You read yet you don't grasp what the words means. You will grab the meaning once this verse is read in its historical and literary contexts.

So what does all of this mean?

History demonstrates that Jesus never wielded a sword against anyone, and in Matt. 10:34 he does not order his followers to swing one either, in order to kill their family opponents or for any reason. But a true disciple who is worthy of following Christ and who comes from a possibly hostile family has to use a sword of the will (never a physical sword) to sever away all opposition, even as far as taking up his cross—another metaphorical implement for the disciples. It is true that Jesus divides the world into two camps, those who follow him, and those who do not, those in the light, and those in the dark. However, he never tells his followers to wage war on everyone else, and certainly not on one’s family.

It is true that the Roman Emperor Constantine, Medieval Crusaders, and Protestants and Catholics have used the sword against unbelievers and each other. However, none of them is foundational to Christianity—only Jesus is, and he never endorses the sword to spread his message. Also, Christianity has undergone Reform (c. 1400-1600) and has been put under the pressure of the Enlightenment (c. 1600-1800), which demanded peace. Be that as it may, Jesus himself never calls for military holy war, and only he sets the genetic code for his movement.

There is not a single verse in the New Testament that calls the Church to commit violence to spread the gospel or to plant churches or to accomplish anything else. Rather, the New Testament hands the sword over to the State (Rom. 13:1-6). In any case, Jesus says a spiritual sword, not a physical one, may sever family ties, so his disciples must be ready for that.

Its high time Seun start screening posts before they can be uploaded for viewing

Lordfranklin: why did ask

Cos that would answer lots of questions for me.

Lordfranklin: what about all those prophets that were being killed,what did they die for?

How old are you; please i want to know.

malvisguy212: when they say prophecy,what dos it mean?it mean to predict the future, and when it happen, we say the prophecy is being fullfiled, right? Ok,if you know your future and how you will die, will you not try to prevent it from happening?jesus himself know all this will happen, he know he will die in jerusalem yet he still go there. Now if you say it displease God that jesus died,that mean God fail to protect his son[Godforbid] his son died against the wishes of his father, is it not what you are trying to say? ON MANY OCCATION GOD ASK US TO TEACH AND PROTECT OUR CHILDREN, NOW ACCORDING TO YOU, IF GOD FAIL TO PROTECT JESUS FROM MEN, DOS THAT MEAN HE FAIL?


the bible is a sealed book to the learn and unlearn,until you study each word with a simple mind and the guidance of the holy spirit. What you are doing here is this.....you are trying to add your interpretation to God word.

Don't mind the ignorant OP

tola9ja: can you explain these for me and did u believe jesus said such a thing


Matthew 10:34-35King James Version (KJV)

34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.

Ofcourse I do. so whats your point?

Princecalm: you have not really answered my question,If yes why were they right by killing Jesus

Who else do you want to do the killing? you?

Sophyrocks: Everyone has got pride and everyone gets disappointed every now and then still. Nothing new.

I rest my case

PrinceCalm we are all watching. You created this thread hence you must counter whatever SonofLucifer is posting. And make sure you don't get defeated.

Meanwhile we are all hear observing how this argument would end.

Sophyrocks: Diplomatic in what way? Who am i trying to impress?

No one ofcourse, just that .........you must have heard about a man's pride?

Sophyrocks:

You should have at least be a little diplomatic na! #whispering:you know this is a public room

Sophyrocks: Aawwwwww. I'm a playful person but he took me seriously.

I'm the sort of person who takes words/advances coming from nairaland males with a pinch of salt.

Word

Princecalm: i can see u are lost,u are not on the right path,u dare called the son of God a bastard.Well no cause for alarm the laws of nature will continue to operate no matter what"what you sow,you must reap".

And here I am thinking he was speaking your mind

Sophyrocks: what were u expecting?

I thought you were taking his posts literally....I guess he also thought so. That was a bombshell you dropped you know

Princecalm: read in between the lines.

In between which lines?...huh? this?------------------------------------------------ cos I have read it four times and i'm yet to grasp anything!!!