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Alikaxon: Sounds good, what do you do?

Articul8: thank u so much. Bt am tinking of a coded girl. So far, she appears coded. Bt excuse me, is it out of place 4 me to end up marrying my student?

qstar: Whatever...

Sophyrocks: HUH? you are really serious o. I was joking. .

Its one thing to make advances, its another to get favorable response.

qstar: I fail to get the import of your interrogations.

tola9ja: 1 Corinthians 14:33American Standard Version (ASV)

33 for God is not a God of confusion, but of peace. As in all the churches of the saints,

so why will ask him such a question

did u believe the bible is really the word of god

ideee03: So i saw this article somewere and decided to share...

Don't Shave
Women are like one big giant mystery to men and I'm about to let you in on some of that mystery! Here are some of the strange things that women get up to when men aren't around.

I swear it seems like guys think all women should be completely hairless (except their heads) at all times. But what you guys may not be aware of is that when it is the middle of winter [/b]and we can wear long pants and we don't have a boyfriend, we often go days if not weeks without shaving our legs!

[b] Check Out Other Girls
When girls get together, we often spend a lot of time checking out the relative hotness of the other girls around us. And no, before you get too excited, it doesn't mean that we are all secretly lesbians or bisexual and we want to get with them. Sometimes it is to check out what other girls are wearing or how they are doing their hair so we can get tips, but mostly it is to make sure no one else is hotter than us! And if they are, we will find something to gripe about her to our friends!

No Bra Slide
I'm not sure if you guys are fully aware of exactly how uncomfortable wearing a bra is. Imagine if you had to wear a jock strap every time you left the house! That's why most of the time when we girls get inside and we are alone, the first thing we do is take that uncomfortable thing off!

Eat
I mean, I know that you guys know that we eat but a lot of times in front of a guy a girl will just order a salad or pick at her food. But don't be mistaken, most girls know how to put away some food when they are alone! This is often something we don't even do in front of other girls, but believe me, we are just as capable as you of eating a whole bag of Doritos or cookies, especially if it's close to "that" time of the month.

Tell Our Best Friend
Women usually have a lot of friends, but we generally have one best friend that has been around through everything and will be there until the end, long after you are probably gone and out of our lives. We know this. That is why we tell our best friends everything. Yes, that. And that, too. Basically, if you don't want her best friend knowing about it, don't tell your girlfriend about it. And don't get mad at your girlfriend about this. It is an unspoken BFF code and there is nothing you can do to change i

Fantasize
Women fantasize too, though it's probably a lot different than what men fantasize about. Don't get me wrong, women can fantasize about sex sometimes, but mostly we fantasize about what it will be like when a boy asks us out and what the date will be like. We will overanalyze and plan for every contingency way before it even happens. We'll also often fantasize about what it will be like to be married to him or have his babies, sometimes before the first date

Googled Your Exes
Women are infamous for Googling a current boyfriend's exes. You have to check out the competition, right? But it often doesn't stop there, especially if more than one girl gets in on the covert ops. They can start Googling boys they like, boys they are dating, exes to see who they are dating now. We've gotten so good at tracking people down, we are practically qualified to work for the CIA!

Readjust
Let's face it, women's underwear and bras suck. When no one is looking women often have to sneak a moment to adjust things so they are back where they should be again. This can even go as far as sticking our hands down our shirt and picking till it's back in place.

Pee With the Door Open
If it's just all girls around, we'll often just go pee with the door open. We don't want to miss any of the conversation or the end of our favorite reality TV show!

Pee on the Seat
Men have a pretty bad reputation for being messy in the bathroom. But have you ever noticed that some horrifying things happen in women's restrooms, too? It's appalling how disgusting some women can be. We're supposed to be the cleaner sex, right? A lady should respect her surroundings and always clean up after herself!

That means:

-Don't splatter your explosive diarrhea all over the bathroom walls.
-Flush the toilet when you're done. You're not five.
-Don't dribble pee on the toilet seat.
-Put your used pads and tampons where they belong. Hint: it's not on the floor.
-Don't draw or carve things on the stall.

It's just not right. Get it together, ladies

In Nigeria or out there in the West?

qstar: The decisions you take.

#Think_slowly#speak_frankly

qstar: You do know the implication of what you are saying, right?

As an unbeliever, i know i am responsible for my own choices, no god, no devil.

But, you, a beiever in God, ain't God supposed to influence your choice(s) in life?

ogaprime: Hi everyone, I am a corps member waiting 4 my ppa posting cos I redeployed to a state in south west and its possible my ppa will be in a skool. Am tinkin of reading Op's post to de whole class u know, just like police reading "riot act" to de public just to tell dem dat I will take no nonsense 4rm anybody...wat do u guyz tink

tola9ja: ask 4 forgiveness and to put me in the highest portion of his paradise what of you

tola9ja: i think you may help me to translate it with holly spirit but b4 that see these verse



2 Peter 1:20American Standard Version (ASV)

20 knowing this first, that no prophecy of scripture is of private interpretation.
American Standard Version (ASV)

tola9ja: WHAT IS YOUR VIEW ON THESE
THEY ARE MORE THAN THOUSAND BUT EXPLAIN THESE 5
1. God is satisfied with his works
Gen 1:31
God is dissatisfied with his works.
Gen 6:6
2. God dwells in chosen temples
2 Chron 7:12,16
God dwells not in temples
Acts 7:48
3. God dwells in light
Tim 6:16
God dwells in darkness
1 Kings 8:12/ Ps 18:11/ Ps 97:2
4. God is seen and heard
Ex 33:23/ Ex 33:11/ Gen 3:9,10/ Gen 32:30/ Is 6:1/
Ex 24:9-11
God is invisible and cannot be heard
John 1:18/ John 5:37/ Ex 33:20/ 1 Tim 6:16
5. God is tired and rests
Ex 31:17
God is never tired and never rests
Is 40:28

sonOfLucifer: Dont mind these Christians.

mko2005: John 7:24 ''Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.'' The yardstick to access a godly person should first be the fruit exhibited by such a person wether man of God or man of men.This fruit is that of the spirit without which one may be either deceiving himself or others and it's found in Galatians 5:22-23''In contrast, the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, generosity, faithfulness, 23 gentleness, self-control. Against such there is no law.''

God help us

mko2005: It is very obvious that most of us aren't Christians ! If pastor Chris is guilty and makes hell as a result of this,I strongly believe that most of us here will equally be in hell with him.So tell me,what difference does it make? some Men of God will lead so many to heaven but they themselves may not make it in for just some careless mistakes !Moses can testify how he lead others into promise land but never made it in himself !m But who are we to put down whom the lord has lifted ?

God help us

tola9ja: LET BE SINCERE DID YOU BELIEVE THE BIBLE CONTAIN A LOT OF CONTRADICTION??

tola9ja: Matthew 7:21King James Version (KJV)

21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.





John 17:3King James Version (KJV)

3 And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent

Mark 10:45King James Version (KJV)

45 For even the Son of man came not to be ministered unto, but to minister, and to give his life a ransom for many


Acts 3:13American Standard Version (ASV)

13 The God of Abraham, and of Isaac, and of Jacob, the God of our fathers, hath glorified his Servant Jesus; whom ye delivered up, and denied before the face of Pilate, when he had determined to release him.


IS THAT NOT A CONTRADICTION IN THE WORD OF GOD



TAKE NOTE OF THESE VERSE BEFORE YOU REPLY ME


Revelation 22:18-19American Standard Version (ASV)

18 I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, if any man shall add unto them, God shall add unto him the plagues which are written in this book:

19 and if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part from the tree of life, and out of the holy city, which are written in this book.

tola9ja: is this not a biblical verse how did you no am a muslim

tola9ja: The Biblical Evidences That Show That Jesus Is Prophet Not Lord

Matthew21:11 and the crowds said this is the prophet jesus from nazareth of galilee.
Mark6:3-4 is not this the carpenter the son of mary and brother of james and joses and judas and simon and are not his sisters here with us? And they took offence at him .and jesus said to them A prophet is not without honour except in his own country and among his own kin and in his own house.
Luke24:19 and he said to them what things? And they said to him concerning jesus of na*reth who was a prophet mighty in deed and word before god and all the people