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Family / Re: Mum Ran Away 13 Years Ago, Abandoned Me, Sister – Osun Man by ebode(m): 3:46pm On Jan 29, 2023
That gender that doesn't regret their actions except when they are caught
Religion / Re: Grandma With Dementia Never Forgets To Praise God by ebode(m): 11:58am On Jan 29, 2023
This is to tell you she lived a good life. She remembered God in her down times a she has God in her subconscious.
When this generation of girls get old with dementia, all they will never forget is her to do hookup, and holding manhood in their mouths.
Romance / Re: 71-Year-Old Kenyan Man Dies During Sex With A 22-Year-Old Lover by ebode(m): 9:01pm On Jan 28, 2023
One of our comrade just died of active service.. my hat goes to him..
If woman no kill man watin go kill man again..
May his manhood live on
Crime / Re: 17-Year-Old Boy Sentenced To One Year Imprisonment For Raping 4 Boys In Sokoto by ebode(m): 10:40am On Jan 27, 2023
The prison you are sending him is heaven to him.. Na men and boys dey there. They should send him to the female section for conversion.. how will you send a gay to a guy isolation camp.
Romance / Re: I Cheated But He Wants Me Back by ebode(m): 9:14am On Nov 16, 2015
This is the same reason you see boys bathing their ex's with acids.

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Romance / Re: I Cheated But He Wants Me Back by ebode(m): 9:11am On Nov 16, 2015
Here is my point about your personality. You are wicked and very selfish. Why date him in the first place if you are only satisfying you self. you have messed up the relationship. The only thing for you to do is to end the relationship for your own good. This second time will make thing worse for both of you. You don't fall in love with someone because you fell pity for the person. You love unconditionally.
Family / Re: Why Do Poor People Have More Children Than The Rich? by ebode(m): 5:58pm On Sep 20, 2015
Because they do not have too much work to do. And less to think.
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Azikiwe's Son, Chukwuma Buried As FG, Local Chiefs Absent by ebode(m): 9:43am On Sep 14, 2015
Na by force say FG must come. Rest in Peace. Una too like to bring wahala out of nothing. Na FG wan dig the grave?
Religion / Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by ebode(m): 2:34pm On Sep 06, 2015
OP you forgot the gamers.
You keep thinking of a stage so interesting that you are tempted to skip church. But because of God you Just went to church on sunday.
As soon as you come back from church your console or Laptop is on fire, meaning Game on.
Religion / Re: My Pastor Justified Taking Another Wife With Scripture, Is He Right? by ebode(m): 8:48am On Sep 06, 2015
I pastor wan nack punna, ego look go the verse for bible take deceive us. Make somebody tell that pastor make e go put him house in order.

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Romance / Re: 9 Things Ladies Do To Test If A Guy Truly Loves Her by ebode(m): 1:22am On May 01, 2015
I no get time for stress... If she stress me I shift. Infact na them go give you the option of " At least am not the only girl in Nigeria ". No girl can stress me. If I toast you and you no gree, na you come sabi.

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Romance / Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive GIRLS.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This! by ebode(m): 6:43am On Feb 22, 2015
This OP I call knowing your strategy and nothing about deceiving anybody. If them think say na deceit why them still dey gree na.
Phones / Re: Phone Fraud At Computer Village, Ikeja by ebode(m): 6:39am On Feb 22, 2015
Tell your girl friend I said " welcome to Lagos".
Phones / Re: Be A Responsible Data User, Avoid Cheats And Tweaks by ebode(m): 6:38am On Feb 22, 2015
Tell them to reduce data tariff first, then we will help them manage data.

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Phones / Re: Be A Responsible Data User, Avoid Cheats And Tweaks by ebode(m): 6:34am On Feb 22, 2015
Almost all the post for this thread fit be cheat.. even my own sef... grin
Politics / Re: “Nigeria Will Cease To Exist By December 2015″ – Biafra Movement by ebode(m): 12:09am On Feb 22, 2015
Is like this Ibo mother fuckers forgot the hazards of war. They just want to purposely make the good and hard working Ibo's suffer and loose every thing they have worked for. Nigeria has come to stay. If you have any problem with it, meet dangote make you buy plenty cement go build land for biafra for middle of Atlantic ocean. Please we don't need war in Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: Photos: RCCG Members Asked To Show Their PVC In Church by ebode(m): 7:59am On Jan 05, 2015
This is a welcome development. Good change should start from the christian community. Where the church encourages it members to for whom they feel will bring change to the nation and community and nation at large. # rep RCCG Victory house, FESTAC.
Nairaland / General / Re: Life-changing Inventions That Were Created By Mistake by ebode(m): 10:13am On Dec 06, 2013
Heard condom was made by mistake. Nylon and rubber band was used b4. By an unknown f**ker grin
Education / Re: Federal Universities Should Re-open - Pro-chancellors by ebode(m): 8:16am On Nov 28, 2013
Why should u be paid 4 doing nothing. In nigeria we talk public offices with laxity. Careless, lazy, selfish. lecturers. In a battle u cant have it all. So start sackin dem and start importing lecturers for us. Even most lecturer dont even update them selfs. The same 1970 ideas. Dissolve ASUU PLS.
Religion / Re: Are Female Pastors Antichrist ? by ebode(m): 5:16am On Nov 11, 2013
GeneralShepherd:

Goes to show how biased,anti-feminine all Abrahamic religion are!!! Patheric
that means Jesus is anti-feminine for not choosing a female disciple. U r doomed.
Religion / Re: Are Female Pastors Antichrist ? by ebode(m): 4:42am On Nov 11, 2013
In our daily lives as christain our major duty is to imitate christ. Wen christ chose his disciple only men where selected. Wen he fed the people with 5 loaf of bread and 2 fish only men. There are oda example, so its not just Paul opinion, even master Jesus left a legacy we should follow. Dont miss read the bible to prove ur stupid opinion. Dat is of u undastand simple english
TV/Movies / Re: Should Adults Play School Children Roles In Nollywood Movies? by ebode(m): 7:36am On Oct 18, 2013
wat happens to grooming of young talents. This is the same reason nigerian politics is gabage. The same faces every year. undecided
TV/Movies / Re: Should Adults Play School Children Roles In Nollywood Movies? by ebode(m): 7:27am On Oct 18, 2013
am not sure u undastud dis movie, because of too much nolly plank shows. I dont call em movies.
Nairaland / General / Re: Boko Haram Pesticide In The Market by ebode(m): 7:13am On Oct 18, 2013
u neva know. Possibly after the rats must have taken dis boko stuff it might end up becoming a suicide rat killer. Bomb women and children rat. Making the children widow. grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Can A Nigerian Girl Serenade Her Lover? by ebode(m): 6:05am On Oct 17, 2013
which kind indian film love be that.
Romance / Re: Girl Orders Boyfriend To Kneel In The Street & Slaps Him For Cheating by ebode(m): 7:59pm On Oct 08, 2013
this is wat will happen wen women finally take over. Men will wash plates, pants and cook.
Phones / Re: The Price Of 500MB Of Mobile Data In Nigeria & Across The World by ebode(m): 1:14pm On Oct 08, 2013
you info no convince me. 500mb for online gaming nor dey reach for 1hr talkless of one gig. $85... For 500gig. You must be workin for one of the telecom companies in nija. Tell us beta cheat abeg. undecided
Health / Re: 'Bug-Chasers' - People Trying To Catch HIV/AIDS by ebode(m): 5:27am On Oct 07, 2013
all the yeye gay pple again. With no apology. angry

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