Kaycee7:
All those saying Nigerian music is crap and 99% of our artistes sing nonsense with lewd videos, Abeg list 15 foreign artistes who release tracks with good beat, meaningful lyrics & PG music videos. Just 15

It's a worldwide thingy. You want to know how bad music is this era, all you have to do is checkout the billboard hot 100 charts for the year ( 2001, 2002,2003) then check out that of ( 2014,2015, 2016), you would find a massive gulf in terms of content, creativity , quality, uniqueness e.t.c between them!


Those saying ' 99% of Nigerian songs are crap' are technically correct.


Just because ' Stout' taste bitter doesn't make 'Alomo' any less bitter .

FortifiedCity:
Ok. Good.

I will check their songs out

OboOlora:


Please add Brymo and Black Magic

Brymo is the most underrated artiste in the country.


Not to overstate but every single album he's done can be categorized as 'Classics' ( Apart from the one he did while with Chocolate City)

KardinalZik:
Another Catholic Hallucination Psychosis.

WHERE IS SHE?

Dude , if you believe in the bible/Christianity, then you have no rights to criticise Catholics. The bible is filled with stories like this.

Some1 walking on water
Some1 feeding a crowd with 2 bread and 5 fishes
A human swallowed by a whale for daaaaays.
Some1 rising from death and ascending towards 'heaven. Yeah rright

If you choose to believe the 'impossible' why criticize others for doing the exact same thing?.

zionmade1:


Stupidity is wen u ask mary who is in heaven to help u talk to the person who lives in u. Wat sort of ignorance is that?

This is one of the funniest post I've seen on nairaland.

Imaging someone who believes a human walked on water calling others stupid. Hahahahahaha

Evaberry:
That one corner dance is really rubbish and nonsense.


I wonder why anyone in their right mind will dance or listen to that song

Seeing how songs like " ehn alaji ehn ahlaji' , ' Baby konga' and ' Olamide - WO! ' are massive hits in Nigeria, I don't think we have any problem listening to rubbish.


But anyday i catch my Friends or GF dancing this trash , that's when we cease to be friends!!!!

bettercreature:
This man is single
Once you are married.Your kids and your wife are your real family,others are extended family

I read a thread yesterday on nairaland of a mother who had to jump a fence with sharp edges just to get her child during the recent Anambra 'Bruhaha' .

The 1st thought that came to mind was how years later when he/she finally makes it your kind will come up with shvt like 'your wife/husband is your real family'.

May you live long to see your children abandon you for ' their real family' , Amen!!!!!!!

kimbraa:
Lol, on such threads you'll see comments like "What exactly did she do or say?", the truth of the matter is; there're women whose self-worth has been reduced to nothing 'cause their husbands verbally abuse them. Not to mention physical abuse.

The myopic few on NL think it's only a man that could be verbally abused. That being said, beating up one's spouse over some utterances doesn't make any more of a man, and walking away from an abusive partner equally doesn't make a man less of a man.

Monalisa should be more reasonable while dissing out advise.

Do you have something against guys?

Nothing wrong with what monalisa said just the way theres nothing wrong with what Uche said.


what monalisa is saying For those of U too 'slow' to understand is, ladies should simply stop 'running' their mouth like a tap . She never said a lady should get physically abused for running her mouth.

Adaumunocha:
Like it is their property o. I tire for una

I no go lie U, I find this hard to believe oooh. It is almost always the way I explained it earlier.

But wellsha, no b everybody de reason well, e no pass SOME guys do.


Lastlast, there's this Song I will never forget >>>>
'Lagbaja - Gra Gra'.


" Na my Right to ask, Na your Right to say No "

Adaumunocha:
False analogy. I don't ask my platonic friends for stuffs. I rest my case.

And did they ask for sex?

Lemme guess... "NO"

I rest my case.

Adaumunocha:
Seemingly but when u become their friends, they start getting it twisted.

Now this is where the problem is!!!!

A typical Nigerian friendship between opposite sex goes like this >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

It starts with hanging out and trolling each other ( like regular friendship)

Next thing the girl is asking for little favours , something u could easily do for a friend, problem is while u r helping out with little favours she isn't willing to do the same. In fact she practically does nothing for U.

She might even go as far as asking for favours which could leave you in a bad spot/situation (something friends don't do), truth is she doesn't care as far as u r there whenever she needs you.


Next thing is d guy starts feeling used ( Mugu 101)


He plot ways to get something out of the friendship. Unfortunately, after much scheming and plotting he realises there is only ONE thing he can get from the girl ; SEX.

And so he decides to try his luck.


I could bet that more than 70% of guys who ask their female friends for sex are no truly interested but find themselves in the situation above.

Adaumunocha:
I never said all guys pls. And I draw conclusions from observations and personal experiences.

Dearie, I'm not saying you are lying or nuthin like that , but I refuse to believe any girl above 20 has never been in platonic relationshipssssssss before.

There are loads of SU guys out there

Adaumunocha:
Do men force ladies for sex? Seriously?

I'm a guy and I don't force ladies for sex. I have male friends, they don't force ladies for sex either. I honestly don't understand where you guys get your data and conclusions from. Probably on nairaland.


Just the way it would be stu'pid of me to say all girls are 'oloshos' cause that's clearly not possible.

That's how extremely stu'pid it is for any1 to conclude that all guys force ladies for sex cause that is not clearly possible.

Look no one is forcing any1 to do what they don't want to. There's nothing wrong with a girl asking a guy for money and other stuffs just the way there's nothing wrong with a guy asking for sex.

No1 stops you from saying 'NO' to demands from the opposite sex.

Adaumunocha:
If they ask you for material things and you refuse, will they force you? Do ladies force you men to spend??!! Let's b matured and reasonable in this argument pls

If they ask you for sex and you refuse, will they force you? Do men force you ladies for sex ??!! Let's b matured and reasonable in this argument pls.


See what I did there with your opinion?


What is good for the goose is good for the gander.

It all seems to be a game these days, So let the best player win.

npowerng:
At this point correction and updating of data has not commenced yet .

Alright Thanks.

Good afternoon, please I helped my younger sister register for 'Teach' because she was busy at the time , most unfortunately why checking her page she noticed I wrongly spelled her name.

Her name is 'Eghonghon' why on the page it is 'Eghonhhon' please is there a way she can rectify this?

npowerng:


It's not compulsory to pick any . It's a different test on It's own .

Good afternoon, please I helped my younger sister register for 'Teach' because she was busy at the time , most unfortunately why checking her page she noticed I wrongly spelled her name.

Her name is 'Eghonghon' why on the page it is 'Eghonhhon' please is there a way she can rectify this?

donsheddy1:
This post is so funny. Nothing makes sense

Thought I was the only one who noticed it. Truly pathetic!

mukina2:
I have sent all codes. please if you did not receive any, let me know .

I had my team in the 'nairaland classic league' and 'fantasy premier league show' last season right from the start.

Everything seems to be intact ( names, club I support e.t.c) except I can't find the nairaland league there, so I would be grateful if you reply this by re-posting the code here just like last year. My email tho' is mastillow@gmail.com in case you don't want to post it here, pls send me the code. Thanks

thoollz:
Those up there saying d song is overhyped r high on cow dung. Despacito has English, Spanish and an aura everyone can flow with. U think it's all these hyped Nigerian songs that has little content in it?

I actually like the song but......


You F'd up when u talked about content!

Go check the English lyrics of the song, its the same sh*t as that of d WizKidsssss n Davidossss , sh*t about girls n stuff.


So Y is it cool for them 2 sing about sh*ts but we can't, this inferiority complex U guys have is Y we r still playing catch-up with developed countries.


They r not gods but fkin humans dude.

thoollz:
Those up there saying d song is overhyped r high on cow dung. Despacito has English, Spanish and an aura everyone can flow with. U think it's all these hyped Nigerian songs that has little content in it?

I actually like the song but......

gozzlin:
The guy is vertically challenged o, I mean he's brief.

It's only his money that got him such an epitome of beauty. Never knew Edo babes can fine like this.

I went to the same secondary school with the girl . She's OBO so it has nothing to do with money.

She was one of the biggest girl in the entire school so I don't think that guy is that short, probably 5'7 feet.

godquality:
I read the first 10 posts here and couldn't help but shake my head, then stopped reading. This is what we have turned into. The pattern is the same. People are assuming and even making fun of her, insinuating that she must have fallen victim to them ( which may be true though). But no one addressed the issue she raised. Not even a slight criticism of the menace these fraudsters are. May this generation and the next rest in peace.

Read between the lines.


She didn't criticize the act , instead she's more concern about being treated right!

Ppl like her are worst than the yahuu boys, from her 'piece' it is obvious she would b d kind of mum that will tell her sons to go rob just to satisfy her .....

Its also obvious from her words that she got served or som1 she knows did.

Mcowubaba:


The film is actually not hyped. It has a great storyline
With an amazing cast, great reviews.
Box office records, and high budget.

Just say it's not your type of series.

Like me, I prefer watching comic series like Big Bang theory, 2 broke girls, Scrubs, How I met your mother,Modern family , New girl , Shameless, Devious maids, Everybody hates Chris, 2 and half men, friends, last man on earth
I have watched them all, lol.

This list is not complete without 'parks and recreation'

Best comedy TV shows ever.....


1. Parks and Recreation
2. New Girl
3. Modern Family
4. Friends
5. Black-ish



..... OP messed up with that list tho'. 'Game of thrones' is the best TV show of all time !!!!!

Notable mentions :

24
Vikings
Designated Survivor
Power
The Night of

pterson:
who's watching ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK Mad series except for the lesbo part. It's just suspense filled. Just finished season 5 on Netflix

If only the other Seasons of 'Orange is the new black' were as dope as the Season 5 it would have been up there with the 24's and GOT of this world.

sirfee:
Damian is a genius,he murdered "distant relative" album with Nas also.

I always feel bad for Nas whenever I listen to that album. Nas came through but jnr gong was on superman flight mode level!

MilesLamar:
Damian Marley and Nas Album comes to mind

Best collaboration album of all time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #DistantRelatives #GoodMusic

yinkeys:

The 4:44 album is overhyped like you said. Thought it would be filled with so much words of wisdom like the way the Internet hypes it. #Luminatithings

Hype? Naaaaah. It was jayZ being jayZ ( lyrically). Listen to all jay albums you would see he didn't do anything different with this album.

If you r looking for wisdom 'in that sense' jay is not, never been, never will be your 'go to guy'. Except you r talking money wisdom

jonbellion:
Wizkid is shit
Ti all his fans go and check out this recent albums and see real music
DAMN-king Kendrick
Ctrl-sza
Big fish theory- Vince staples
4:44- jay z
All amerikkan badass- joey badass
Coloring book -chance
Lemondae- beyonce
Divide-ed sheeran
4 your eyes only- j cole
The only talented African artists are asa and kiss Daniel the rest are wack as shit
Can never listen to them zero shit to offer me

Sabi boy!!!!!


Replace chance tha rapper - coloring book with big baby d.r.a.m

And sza - ctrl with kehlani - SweetSexySavage

........and you r good to go


Btw, I need a 9ja forum where I can discuss my taste in good music ( not kpangolo music), know any?

Franzinni:
the brutal truth is.. The album is not even worth a 3 star, if anything, it is where it is by riding the backs of those american celebs and most especially... The producers..


I went through the album and every song sounded like a brilliant sound track with no lyrical content even the featured artist started sounding less like themselves..

I acknoledge his achievements in entertsinment but he is more of a strategist that a musical talent...

Now e warriors i am waiting!!!! ( in the voice of kratos)

True!!!!!!



Album shallow AF!!!


And to think this guy is the #1 rep of 9ja music 'out there' is just sad.

chineduemmao:
here comes the big blunder i don't know what you have in mind writing this but i very certain this are concepts nobody not even you can issolate from the other knowing fully well that the two of them will at all time fall into thesame box in any particular scenario [truth is fact]. They are both complementary. You need to understand the concept of survival clearly you cannot justify a mob action with a war they have no relationship (you keep making mistakes) jungle justice is like addiction once it engages it is very difficult to escape it and thats my concern am not against you trying to understand why people fight fire with fire am only you trying to justify it because in doing so you are encouraging it which makes no sense because from my impression of who you are right now you seem to me like you engage your head more than your mouth which is a character of a true intellectual but you obviously you lag in your judgement and application of your intellect yes you've analised and understood why people fight fire with fire but you have not tried to consider the other side of the equation you failed to weight its effect and mostly you failed to give an ideal solution... You keep giving unrelated instances to the subject matter thank you for letting me know about the andes plane crash well yes the survived in the most rational way possible why didn't he suggest they start sacrifising the living? Why didn't he suggest each man to eat himself why did he suggest they eat the dead instead because that is the best option this is why i am told yot we are no longer the level of the beast and you felt like arguing (tell me what is your problem) for the beast there is nothing like situation analysis any option that comes first they go for it and thats what mob action is like very unintelligent you must quit surporting it if you want to live long even from the very begining emotional people whom "strong people" like you say are too scared to picture the worst case scenerios have been the once picturing the future and telling of impending disasters ahead while your so called strong people stares disaster right in the face and still cant recognise it and when it dawns they start attacking the wrong people bro there is no need of surpressing your emotionst just to becnme a tiger ynu know why becaure you are not a tiger and a tiger cant be you as a matter of fact you are greater than a tiger because in the animal kingdom jungle justice is a norm (observe the namd) we are humans and our emotions are what defines if a tiger gets as emotional as a human it will not survive similarly if a human gets emotionless as a tiger it will not survive either so don't pin point the idea of feeling humane as weakness schizoid personality is an emotional disorder you need help if you got one i ve said this more than once it is better to leave 20 criminals go free than to kill one innocent man yet you think am not a logical thinker or i probaly was not logical enough? You ve adviced me to drop my sentiment and be logical well my answer is no am not droping my sentiment it could be factual or not but thats all i ve got in this world that am going home with and as long as i live i will never stop learning i will keep on modifing my opinions untill they attain perfection and then i will change the world however let me make this crystal clear i am not suporting bad people causing community unrest am not surporting legislature letting criminals go free am only asking for an alternative to jungle j

#peace

Not Cool Bro, U could have spaced It and use paragraphs for easy reading. No problemo , I still got your point tho.

I admit, the 'fire by fire' school of thought might just get every1 burnt.

Like I said b4 I'm not in support of jungle justice if that was how my posts seem then it was unintentional.

The thing is the ikorodu residents ( and other places like this ) believe it is the last resort to keeping their community and themselves safe.

Unfortunately, when ppl begin to behave like 'animals' it is because they've been made to think and believe they are by ppl placed in charge of protecting and creating a thriving environment for them.


Are you really sure you wud rather let 20 criminals free for an innocent man? Imagine letting 20 Adolf hitlers free for an innocent man??

Good thing you are not in the position to make such decisions.

Anyway, I think we should focus more on how to hold the ppl in charge accountable and get them to start 'right' if not 'the Dog eat Dog' virus in ikorodu wud soon spread all over the country.



Btw, truth is an opinion, truth is NOT fact!!! Truth is whatever you make it to be. Google it.


Anywayzzzz, have a lovely day bro. One love