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Romance / Re: Who Was The Murderer ? by ebyoma(f): 10:12pm On Mar 05, 2016
shumuel:

kikiki Lol grin welcome to the club, oya you too pass it around cheesy

cheesy
Romance / Re: Face Guys Make Before And After The Sex by ebyoma(f): 10:09pm On Mar 05, 2016
gbengadavis:
dt was ma look d last time we "did" It...u were lying knackered on the bed

undecided
Romance / Re: They Wedded Today by ebyoma(f): 5:40pm On Mar 05, 2016
Awwww!!! they look good together..
I pray they born a normal child taller than both of them..
Romance / Re: Who Was The Murderer ? by ebyoma(f): 5:36pm On Mar 05, 2016
grin T'was funny until I got to this part...
shumuel:

Mad said - " No sir, Fool is the one reading this message"
Arrrrrgggghhhh!! pissed angry
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Is A S3x Addict & A Born Again..... by ebyoma(f): 5:29pm On Mar 05, 2016
Born again fornicating,its not as if he did it once and showed remorse to his creator..
He does it on a daily basis....lol

@Born again indeed.. angry
The guy is just a church Gower not a born again.
The lady should just quit the relationship.. simple.


I'm no saint either sha...
Romance / Re: Face Guys Make Before And After The Sex by ebyoma(f): 5:08pm On Mar 05, 2016
grin grin grin I can imagine
Romance / Re: Wired Photos From Mother-to-be's Photoshoot That Included Late Husband by ebyoma(f): 10:36am On Mar 05, 2016
eyaaa!! Touched
Romance / Re: Guy Cries Out After Lady Tricked Him Into Giving Her "Head" While On Her Period! by ebyoma(f): 10:10am On Mar 05, 2016
Oh lawd!!! Don't even wanna imagine how it all happened... pukes embarassed
Romance / Re: Meet The Handsome Gorilla Driving Japanese Girls Crazy! See What Happened... by ebyoma(f): 8:11pm On Mar 04, 2016
Kaylexzy:


Lol..... u definitely see things differently grin

grin LMAO
Romance / Re: Meet The Handsome Gorilla Driving Japanese Girls Crazy! See What Happened... by ebyoma(f): 7:53pm On Mar 04, 2016
Kaylexzy:


Lol... So dat applies to gorillas too... shocked

Cos I don't think dey Behold any form of beauty... tongue

cheesy I am the beholder
Romance / Re: Meet The Handsome Gorilla Driving Japanese Girls Crazy! See What Happened... by ebyoma(f): 5:21pm On Mar 04, 2016
Kaylexzy:


Hmmm... lemme check it again... tongue




Ah! Dang it!! I'm finding it hard to distinguish it from other gorillas cry


Kindly tell me Wat makes it cute sef grin

lol grin Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder don't you think? tongue
Kaylexzy:


Hmmm... lemme check it again... tongue




Ah! Dang it!! I'm finding it hard to distinguish it from other gorillas cry


Kindly tell me Wat makes it cute sef grin
Romance / Re: Meet The Handsome Gorilla Driving Japanese Girls Crazy! See What Happened... by ebyoma(f): 4:11pm On Mar 04, 2016
Kaylexzy:



Lol... u sure about dat?

All gorillas look d same to me tho grin

grin very sure
Romance / Re: Meet The Handsome Gorilla Driving Japanese Girls Crazy! See What Happened... by ebyoma(f): 9:00am On Mar 04, 2016
But the gorilla is handsome in the first two pix.. LMAO at the 3rd pix.. see pose(nyash)

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Romance / Re: If This Was Your Child, What Will You Name Her? by ebyoma(f): 8:52am On Mar 04, 2016
kiss Bella
Romance / Re: Be A Woman On A Mission. by ebyoma(f): 8:37am On Mar 04, 2016
I Love this mehnnn!!!
Celebrities / Re: D.J Cuppy Takes A Pose With A Nairalander. by ebyoma(f): 3:27pm On Feb 03, 2016
gosh! I've had a good laugh here. You guys are funny
Romance / Re: Pls Tell Me I Don't Look Like Him... Nooo!!! by ebyoma(f): 2:47pm On Feb 03, 2016
You're the younger version of Jay-Z. grin

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Romance / Re: What 'break-up' Lines Were You Served? Let's Share! by ebyoma(f): 1:31pm On Feb 03, 2016
I've never been served embarassed
Though I wish he had told me he's moving on.
while I was hoping for a future with him I found out he has gotten himself another bae and married her.
Such a COWARD!!! angry





BTW, I'm glad he married his karma..

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Events / Re: Amazing Wedding Pics Of A Nairaland Couple from Texas (see Gorgeous Pics) by ebyoma(f): 12:52am On Jan 31, 2016
Lovely pictures.. HML to them
Romance / Re: My Friend Needs A Wife by ebyoma(f): 6:34pm On Jan 30, 2016
john2k4:

He does but doesn't even know how to go about saying his mind, he just need one that knows what he wants.
OK, I hope he finds a lady soon or do I say a lady finds him soon. lol

Anywayz, try to advice him to work on this shyness of a thing. He's a man 4 Christ's sake. It ain't cool.

I wish I could contact him and give him some advice personally but it ain't possible since I am not interested in dating..
Goodluck to him sha
Romance / Re: Apparently My Bae Thinks Am A Nag....... Just Negodu by ebyoma(f): 1:13pm On Jan 30, 2016
Yea she shouldn't have left the dishes unwashed knowing fully well you'd be coming back.
But you didn't try by pointing it out to her immediately you came in... That's not nice. you should've overlooked it at the moment,give her some kisses and in turn get a wlc back hug.


Anywayz, since the deed has been done, apologizing to her will look like you're encouraging her to leave dishes unwashed..
Just pet her, call her sweet names and if possible take her out then you can talk about what happened..
That's a good time to tell her what and what you don't like and how neat you love your kitchen look. I believe she'll learn.
Romance / Re: My Friend Needs A Wife by ebyoma(f): 12:38pm On Jan 30, 2016
So he doesn't even have any female friend? Na wa for this kind shyness. Well, I hope he finds someone soon.

However, talking about the money he earns whether fair, huge or not wasn't necessary. That's one thing I dislike about Nigerian men.

All the best to him. But the earlier he gets over his shyness the better.
Fashion / Re: See Fake Vagina Women Now Wear (PHOTOS) by ebyoma(f): 6:53pm On Jan 28, 2016
BLACKPANTHER:

China things....imagine born in Nigeria with made in China VAJ...YNA grin
cheesy you got me laughing.. grin grin
Romance / Re: I Told Her It's Over And She Threatened To Deal With Me...Pls What Should I Do?? by ebyoma(f): 10:37am On Jan 28, 2016
you guys won't kee me with laugh sha..

Op, just calm her down.. I guess she's still angry/hurt. so I advice you make peace with her.. Even if you have to beg, do so..
You brought this upon yourself...
Never take the threats or an anger of a woman lightly.
Some women can be devilish..

I hope this has taught you a lesson
Romance / Re: I'm In Love With A Deaf And Dumb Girl, Please Advise by ebyoma(f): 10:13am On Jan 28, 2016
I agree with some of the advice here..

Op, don't tell her anything about dating yet.
I advice you make her your best friend first. take her out sometimes, and have good times together. try to know more about her.

That way she'll feel more comfortable around you and fond of you.
Then you can make your intentions known to her.

As for communication, I don't see a big deal there, just ask your sister to teach you how she communicates with her..

I wish you the best..
Fashion / Re: See Fake Vagina Women Now Wear (PHOTOS) by ebyoma(f): 9:37am On Jan 28, 2016
Na wa o!! shocked

Fake boobs, fake butt and now fake VJ.. what a world

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Career / Re: Update: He Is Crippled But Works As A Cobbler: Very Inspiring (photos) by ebyoma(f): 2:28pm On Jan 27, 2016
embarassed sigh!



May God help him..
Romance / Re: Pinkbarbie Called Me Ugly, Do You Agree? (pic) by ebyoma(f): 3:23pm On Jan 26, 2016
NL's with dia bad mouth ehn! You go fear... cry


BTW, Op you're cool cool

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Romance / Re: same by ebyoma(f): 12:06pm On Jan 25, 2016
hmmmm!!! I can imagine... grin


Sorry for the dude marrying her. Any guy/girl that can cheat on his/her partner with you, will definitely cheat on you with another..

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Romance / Re: Dayum!!! Lady Publicly Disgrace Dude Who Won't Stop Sending Her His Nude Pics by ebyoma(f): 11:47am On Jan 25, 2016
Serves him right.. he goat angry
Romance / Re: I Need Mature Advice by ebyoma(f): 4:59pm On Jan 24, 2016
OP call her on the phone and explain how it all happened and apologize.. if she doesn't pick then you can write to her.
But if she still will not listen to you then let her be for now. Give her some space,once she's calm I'm sure she'll come back to you that's if she loves you.

If she doesn't, forget about her.. There are many fishes in the sea.
Romance / Re: A Nairalander Wedding Today. by ebyoma(f): 12:19am On Jan 24, 2016
Congrats smiley


HML!!!

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