Alezy:
lolz....very endowed sef. wanna see the real u jor

I'm cumin

Alezy:
abyoma is that u on ur profile? ?? lmao

I'm endowed right??

her life her business

Oyibo dem will not kee us oo
Nice one tho'

Beards/hairy chest, nipples and how big his anaconda is.

You guys should not bash me ooo .. I'm just being real

PoliticalThuG:
hey u dnt have to sound that way.

She is one of the few women i respect for taking a bold step to ask me out.

How many nigerian ladies will do that? They will be forming hard to get like a solid shit!!!

Then you should overlook her shortness and date her since she's a wife material.

No one is perfect.

that doesn't change my opinion abt her tho'

Shame on this Lady. I mean a very big shame on her.

PoliticalThuG:


She gives me money when i need it l.

she washes my clothes, cook me food, sweeps my compound

!

You do all this for a guy who hasn't proposed to you and he didn't even ask you out after all this boi- boi. you still went ahead to ask him to date you Ahhh!! I'm shaming for her already.
How desperate and shameless can some girls be??

Anyways @Op just take her out get her something nice to eat or drink then you can talk to her calmly.. just tell her you ain't ready for a relationship yet.

people can't even appreciate any little thing given to them or others.. even if fayose gives them 10,000 naira each people will still criticize.. long hissssss


Do some of you even know what that 2cups of rice and 200 naira means to some of those people there
he-diots

Hearing about this man for the first time.. No more olumba olumba..
Na wa

Thank God I bear no grudge against anyone.. This is so touching

Sunkyphil:
u love it big huh

sure but this is just over_big

Qualer:

this seems to please you in a good way!

Na you sabi

Wow.

janzguy:


3. We like girls who give us a hard time, because when we finally get them to go out with us, the reward is greater

I think I'll have to use a year to accept any guy's proposal, so I can get a great reward


Nice one op

lol.. that is really huge

You're right. I realized that a little late

spot on..

Some guys will go as far as stalking you 24/7. always wanna chat whenever you're online, with their boring interview abi na question. mttchheeww, really frustrating.

How are you, where do you reside, what are you doing there, have you eaten bla bla bla.

would have done same if I were there.
I just like this guy and his music... I'm always moved listening to his songs

Don't make the mistake of marrying that girl coz in the future you'll end up making life miserable for her.

I've been there b4 and I know just how much I suffered emotionally.


Let a man who loves fat ladies go for her.
Look for your taste

Na wa o.. when I have a baby girl, I'll always be checking her private daily to know if its intact or wide.

This has really opened my eyes.

I feel her pain. I'm sure that her bweast will touch her thighs once she let it out of her akpa-ara(bra)..


I wonder how heavy t'll be for her. chai

Noted

Fiction or not, This is really inspiring..
'Ve learnt a lot from this story. Congrats @Op

Ifakiland:

d day my gf will slap me, ill break up with her on our wedding day.

Ah Ah!!! That'll be so heartless of you na.
The best torture you can give her will just be to walk away without saying a word. she'll die of guilt.


I don't support any lady slapping her man sha. I can never do that to a man I love.
Though in this case I will and breakup

For a guy to say that to a Lady shows he doesn't respect her one bit.. what am I doing with such a guy??

Will definitely give him a resounding slap and run for my life before he'll pounce on me. Even if he won't slap me back, I will still run after slapping him. you never can tell

Just speechless with a heavy heart. may her soul continue to RIP

fellis:

Don't try to make sense of the thread, the Op only created it for attention seeking purposes.
Him and toks 2008 are the biggest attention seekers on NL. Onila and mamagee are learners compared to the two of them.

Oh k... I thought as much

I only agree with number 3,4,&8.
I disagree with these numbers(1,2,5,6,910) coz
1. she might have touched fish and so it's normal for her to smell fishy/ of fluid

2. obviously she's extremely tired that day from too much work and needs to just shower and sleep. doesn't mean she had s3x with someone else.

5. com'on she might have been squeezed in the bus or had a rough day at work.

6. Ah Ah!! must she be in the mood every time?

7. -

9. Ehn, she took icecream/purewater or she ate something and wipe her mouth, do you still expect her lipstick to be same?

10. She simply want to look fwesh and pwetty for you every time.

So OP, your assumption is not 100%(not even 50%) correct.
My opinion anyways

oseod:



Most plausible.......
Thought of it also.....a dislocated jaw doesn't sound at all funny...
Still Can't help but laugh too....

But she shouldn't have been so careless as to force anything down her throat ......

yea you're right..

But don't forget this is not her first time of having mouthAction.
It's just so unfortunate.

cc: Highflyer3 Here is what happened.

MANDIBULAR DISLOCATION

WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW

What is a mandibular dislocation?

A mandibular dislocation is the separation of your mandible (lower jaw) from your temporomandibular joint (TMJ). When this happens, your lower jaw does not go back in place on its own.

What causes a mandibular dislocation?
Opening your mouth too wide: This may happen when you laugh, yawn, sneeze, take large bites, or vomit. Some open mouth or dental procedures may weaken the muscles around your TMJ and lead to dislocation.

continue reading @#source
www.drugs.com/cg/mandibular-dislocation.html

Op she needs to see a doctor ASAP. that's the first thing you should have done.


I've seen such before on one show like that (America's got talent).
The lady put a full apple in her mouth and after she brought it out she couldn't close her mouth..
As someone stated it's lock jaw. Take her to the hospital before she looses the shape of her face.

BTW I think your anaconda is really big to have dislocated your babe's jaw. can't help but laugh

people still practice this magun shii in this 21st century Smh

I hope the husband also has magun placed on his _manhood?

Some jokes are just too expensive..
Anyways I had a nice laugh @ contacted with it..