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Fashion / Re: See What A Lady Said About People With Small Boobs Taking Ampiclox(photo) by ebyoma(f): 9:34am On Jan 13, 2016
edwardgunju:
Picture??Or its a lie undecided
loading.... 20% tongue
Fashion / Re: See What A Lady Said About People With Small Boobs Taking Ampiclox(photo) by ebyoma(f): 9:31am On Jan 13, 2016
EmekaBlue:
Psychologically judging frm ur comment..U gat d small package sis

I'm damn serious Bros...

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Fashion / Re: See What A Lady Said About People With Small Boobs Taking Ampiclox(photo) by ebyoma(f): 9:30am On Jan 13, 2016
EmekaBlue:
Psychologically judging frm ur comment..U gat d small package sis

I'm damn serious Bros
Fashion / Re: See What A Lady Said About People With Small Boobs Taking Ampiclox(photo) by ebyoma(f): 10:42pm On Jan 12, 2016
mtcheeeewww....one man's meat is another's poison..

With this heavy load I carry for front in the name of boobs, i tire..
mehnn I wish I had small boobs even if its as small as a groundnut seed it would have been much better..


Anyways, I hope to have a small boobs in my next world [that's if it(reincarnation) exists]

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Romance / Re: Names Of Girls That Will Get Pregnant In 2016.. by ebyoma(f): 10:22pm On Jan 12, 2016
Moz22:
then I am soRry for u
Sorry about what?
Romance / Re: Names Of Girls That Will Get Pregnant In 2016.. by ebyoma(f): 10:10pm On Jan 12, 2016
Moz22:
congrats in advance
Not yet
Celebrities / Re: Who Is Your Celebrity Crush? by ebyoma(f): 7:19pm On Jan 12, 2016
Mine is Don Jazzy!!!
The guy is making me go crayyyyzzzzzyyy!!! lol
Just his voice alone sends me to cloud 9 and back..
Wish I could just meet him for a day...



Of course in my dreams grin

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Romance / Re: Names Of Girls That Will Get Pregnant In 2016.. by ebyoma(f): 4:36pm On Jan 12, 2016
grin Now this is funny.. I hope it ain't true sha!!!
Family / Re: Man Dumps Wife For Being A Bad Cook by ebyoma(f): 4:22pm On Jan 12, 2016
no shame whatsoever again This kind generation ehn

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Romance / Re: Lady Rejects Guy Because He Wanted To Take Her On A Date With 'Kabu Kabu' by ebyoma(f): 4:02pm On Jan 12, 2016
ojuolu:

hmmmm, thank God i am out of this mess. I can't believe how crazy our value system has become. I wish my wife could come up here and tell our story. A lot of people are just running after shadows. The main thing you should be looking at is not what he came in. Rather, look at the prospect, the security and the long term value of the relationship. My wife is a one in a million and she is reaping the reward now. Best of luck young lady.

read my comment once again, I never said I won't date a guy without a car...

as regards to your wife, what a man soweth so shall he reap.
Romance / Re: Lady Rejects Guy Because He Wanted To Take Her On A Date With 'Kabu Kabu' by ebyoma(f): 3:45pm On Jan 12, 2016
At least he shouldn't have gone to pick her with the cab.. it's embarrassing!! gosh.

if my guy doesn't have a car, I'll prefer us walking a distance before getting a cab instead of showing up at my house with a kabu kabu ( abi wetin una call am?)..
unless I have a load I'm carrying which requires he comes with a cab.

the guy fall the babe's hand big time..


#just_being_real

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Health / Re: Natural Method Of Removing Excess Fat by ebyoma(f): 1:08pm On Jan 12, 2016
cutetopsey:


Thank you for the comment, however, we can also get clean 9 delivered to any country of your with exception of Japan.
Also, we do most of the monitoring on whatsap and phone call. So its not compulsory you and our fitness coach sees each other. You can contact us for more details

OK... will get in touch
Health / Re: Natural Method Of Removing Excess Fat by ebyoma(f): 6:02pm On Jan 11, 2016
I'm really impressed with what I've seen here. It has motivated me to try and loose some weight.
Wish I'm in Nigeria so I can benefit from clean 9 and your coaching.

keep up the good work!!!
Romance / Re: ..... by ebyoma(f): 11:13am On Jan 10, 2016
Reading this story, I was really pissed angry
How could she let herself be blinded by the so called love that she couldn't see the writing on the wall?

Anyways the deed has been done, she should just count her loss and move on..
Leave the guy for karma. He'll never go unpunished.


JuliansBlog:
I put my phone on record and left the room. He became free and spoke at will.


BTW, I think I've learnt something from this!!! grin

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Romance / Re: What A Touching Chat by ebyoma(f): 10:40am On Jan 10, 2016
OMG!!! So touching. embarassed
Romance / Re: Why Do Ugly Girls Marry Every Week Nd Da Pretty Ones Be Wearing Ashebi? by ebyoma(f): 11:02pm On Jan 09, 2016
One man's meat is another man's poison.. That Lady you see as ugly, another man sees her as an Angel. Thus the saying, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder!!!
So its not about beauty...
Romance / Re: Rate My Bae (photo) by ebyoma(f): 3:02pm On Jan 09, 2016
EverestdeBliu:
I'm a good man dearie (smiles),so will u be my queen?


cheesy funny you
Romance / Re: Rate My Bae (photo) by ebyoma(f): 7:47pm On Jan 08, 2016
she's really pretty.. will give her 7/10
Romance / Re: 20 Body Languages That Mean He’s Into You by ebyoma(f): 4:33pm On Dec 30, 2015
Noted
Romance / Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by ebyoma(f): 4:58pm On Dec 29, 2015
A second chance indeed.. Thank God for your life. Not everyone has that kinda grace.


Such a merciful God.
Romance / Re: When Ur Date Forgot Ur Birth Day & Ur X-date Did. by ebyoma(f): 4:34pm On Dec 29, 2015
hian!!!! embarassed
Romance / Re: poems by ebyoma(f): 11:45am On Dec 29, 2015
PinkBarbie:
You mean he should be a maga just for once? grin grin grin
cheesy more like a father Christmas!!!
Romance / Re: poems by ebyoma(f): 10:45am On Dec 29, 2015
If you really don't have the money to give her, just let her be..
But if you do, then give it to her when she comes for it this noon.
let any s3x between you two be consensual.. Don't force her and don't sleep with her (hit and run) if you don't have the money.





BTW op can't you be a good Samaritan just for once? smiley
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by ebyoma(f): 4:47pm On Dec 28, 2015
Uchesis:
meeeeeehn!! Dat means ur punany is as deep as my compound well.
That's an understatement... Its as deep as the Ocean sef....


And yours is as small as ?
park well abeg!!!
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by ebyoma(f): 12:56pm On Dec 28, 2015
ademasta:

Hehehe... Oga mi, abeg stop abusing this innocent lady, i was the one who asked her her dick size favourite and she answered for God's sake. Please free ebyoma o! If she likes it big and huge na her life, and you also that is a cocaine addict(according to ur moniker), na ur life. ***smiles***

lol... Don't mind that swine cocaineaddict..
His prrostitute of a mother should have done the world good by aborting the slowpoke. now look what he has turned into...

cocaineaddict my Big Round Asss!!!
such a foool for a man(boi).
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by ebyoma(f): 10:56am On Dec 28, 2015
cocaineaddict:

useless daughter of a damned LovePeddler. Keep on tasting every d1ck that comes your way. Na still dat 9ich d1ck go lead you to your early grave. Ashawo

just shut the fucck up you hopeless product(son) of a damned *ashawoo* biitch...

my ways, my life!

Go and hug a transformer!!!
mtcheeeewww!!! like I give a fucck

useless goat
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by ebyoma(f): 10:48am On Dec 28, 2015
clevvermind:
it seems you want to get your vagina destroyed.

Not at all
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by ebyoma(f): 10:44am On Dec 28, 2015
Ograke:

Girl, the guy was right. I doubt you have a sound knowledge of dick size and measurement.

The longest dick in the world ( fully erect ) is 13.5 inches. You can read it up online.

Less than 10% of guys possess dick above 8 inches in length.

So I wonder where you want to get a guy with 14 inches+ dick.

No,just go on Google and read again. dick sizes... I'm not ignorant of what I typed..

Good day
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by ebyoma(f): 10:39am On Dec 28, 2015
cocaineaddict:

GOD PUNISH YOU DIA ASHAAWOO. HOW MANY INCH YOUR PAPA AND BRODAS GET. BASTAARRRD angry angry angry angry

grin grin kikiki... I'm an Ashawoo because I said my mind ba? Accepted..

Seems you have a small diiick like a toothpick for you to attack me this way.. Better go and enlarge it.

impotent uncircumcised he-diot...

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Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by ebyoma(f): 9:43am On Dec 28, 2015
ademasta:

Hehehehehe... Big c(+)ck nor even dey kill self, it can only dislocate. Lol

lol
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by ebyoma(f): 9:06am On Dec 28, 2015
ademasta:

I am not sure you knw the diff btw cm and inches... Lemme give u the breakdown analysis, 6inches=15cm, 12inches na 30cm o... And 6inches is longer than a biro, 7inches is a pencil. 7inches x 2=14inches (that's 2times the length of a pencil)... And ebyoma is talking of 18inches... Lol. U wan die?

LMAO....

Remember I said from 9inches to 18inches..


However, if my Guy's is bigger and longer than what I've imagined then na to run for my life abeg...

BTW, I still rep #TeamBigC*ck anytime any day..

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Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Discover That Your Guy's Dick Is Too Small? by ebyoma(f): 8:41am On Dec 28, 2015
ademasta:
Hehehehe... Na die be that one o! *smiles*
sweet die.... smiley

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